shrimp look at this

england should explode

it would be a mercy, innit

and then after all the rich people are dead i can be the rich peopel :)

impoosibruuu

do female barristers wear the funny wig???

idk why but thats really funny to me

im gonna shoot a gun

wish i could sound like either of the abba vocalists T_T

stfu i do no AREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

its okay to say i dont sound like abba u fucking gaslighter WTF

genuinely annoying >:[

oh ur voice is so good BITCH 99% of cis women can not sound like abba

REEEE im trriggered REEEEEE

kitties he he he

this is called toxic positivity

[Wikipedia]

he he he

its funny i watched a youtube short that explained why so many celebreties have AWFUL pictures on wikipedia

and its because wikipedia can only use publically licensed things

so all these celebs have awful public domain images, their good shots are copyrighted and cant be used

we need evil human race that ignores copyright

me too

piracy is a moral good and extremely important

who does copyright law benefit the most? giga billion dollar super corps. it literally exists for purely evil purposes and theyve convinced everyone its there to proctect little artists, what a scam.

3 dollar epipen costs 900 dollars and if you dont have one a peanut can kill u. so fucking kill

im gonna fucking kill patents im gonna shoot the king of kopyright

DENY DEPOSE or somethng

yea

DENY DEFEEDE DEFONSE

>>73517
erm where do u think u are?

SHRIMP I KNOW U HAVE ARCANE POWERS

banned for 10 years

very sad

he will (not) be missed

i love SUGAR i love SUGAR

i have a snapple

one snapple is 91% DV sugar

and I had a glass of apple juice that was 11% DV sugar

>>73530
wowee so cool...

im a failure im a piece of CRAPPEEE

B52s ar so cool

bees are precious and good

bees are GOOD

dont u talk shit about BEES

they wouldnt they are kind creatures

they are all girls too

a society without men, looks whats possible

we are fuzzy and buzz and make honey for everyone so based

>>73547
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr okay ur one of hte 'good ones'

hes a fake bee he made no honey

.play bee movie in 10 seconds

observe, (in 1 h 20 m when it plays)

ywnbabee

ywnba B

B

B = bee

>>73557
you are a crude mockery of the queens perfection

know your meme but they might not take that one because its v transphobic

i like her dress he hehe

im gonna shoot my gun into the sun for fun

im good i already hate myself for not being born a bee enough already

#ai translate this image to text >>73569

73569 translate this image to text >>73569

uhhh

>>73571
it gave me exactly wat i asked for ig

lets watch mystery men the movie

>>73577
yes yes yes yes MODS promote this man

wai ti didnt read ur flag

PROMOTE THIS WOMANN

https://www.vxtiktok.com/t/ZTYT5yv5e/

my friend who plays mravel rivals keeps sending me these tik toks where tony stark humps dead enemies

jarvis, google this mans balls

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i looked under a rock, it wasnt a rock it was a rock lobster

what am i looking at here

idk even knwo waht that was supposed 2 be

oooo i didnt realize thats why all the ascii art breaks thanks 4 the tip

btw le toucan has arrived

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#botsay le toucan has arrived

#fish🐟

#botsay le fish hath arriven

B I G N E W S

yeaa xD

i liked it, well i liked doing math in it I have like 250 hours and 210 of that is me with the wiki open and calculators coming up with silly ideas

is the drummer super mario

>>73630
kind offf yae

when i was in the military on our top secret computers someone had gotten excel documents with all the pokemon GBA games embedded in excel files and like 3 people went to captains mast for it xD

the reason people got in trouble was the looked up when people were playing them and some people were playing them on watch

so you know when people are supposed to be manning their station in the mobile nuclear reactor hundreds of feet under water they are playing pokemon

the most boring raid of 2025

>>73653
thats based xD

ngl we do that a lot... he he he

americans are obsessed with sports ball so sometimes they wioll commit an opsec oopsie to set up a sattelite dish in the middle of the ocean to try to stream the super bowl or smth

>>73674
the lack of discipline is why america is terrifying xD

china wont just club their retard officer over the head with a gun to get rid of him when hes going to get everyone killed for no reason smh

iirc someone I knew who I showed this site too couldnt post while her vpn was on

from all of the classified info I had while i was working 4 the navy my confidence in a war between the Us Navy and PLA Navy is American Victory: CONFIDENCE VERY HIGH

u have no idea how much hilarious shit i read from intelligence briefings xD

being a fed is pretty funn

it pays well but only after you get past entry level

like you will work for peanuts (30k-40k a year) which is 1/3 what you will make civilian but it scales VERY AGGRESSIVELY

>>73696
thats me xD

>>73697
I mean I was desperate but i like the navys mission, I could never be in the army or marines or some shit like that I would litearlly kill someone on my side if they tried to do a warcrime or smth

>>73703
jus tlie about it???

oh public health care...

everyone in the us armed forces is uhhh. NEURODIVERGENT we all just lie about it hahahaha

well, i have my dolphines but i will say it is not easy

a lot of people cant really hack it i saw many people commit sui / fail out

had a guy on my sub that was like, the literaly 100% school shooter type. he literally dressed up like the matrix for our holiday christamas party, huge leather trenchcoat and big black sunglasses indoors

he got caught sleeping on watch so he was stripped of rank and was going to be processed for seperation and he tried to hang himself in shaft alley

so I will say it can be rewarding but make sure you are extremely... idk... resilient...

idk this guy wasnt exactly the most functional human being picture mcloving who liked to dress like NEO THE ONE and had a lisp

110 IQ cant tie shoe laces type

i will say there are lots of autistic/adhd types that are plenty successful but he was like the obssessed with knives and hurting animals type

actually his knife was confiscated after his sui attempt and my LPO was in charge of his suicide watch half the time

and I ended up with his knife it was a really nice giant folding underwater combat knife thing I used it for just general knife purposes for like 3 years until I dropped it ovcerboard

I really liked it it had a little safety switch it was really fun to flick open, unlatch the safety and close with one hand

really fun to play with

i tried looking up the brand but they dont make it anymore :(

it was like a 120 dollar knife

i think knifes are dumb im not trying fight or kill anyone i just need something to like open boxes cut tape/rope and usch

I got along pretty well with the scottish submariners though when I made port in her majestys naval base clyde a few times

yea HMNB Clyde

in the firth of clyde

near helensborough scotland

censor that shit BR't'sh

xD

you got a loicense for that

some ppls really have no life and im a loser who never goes outside....

>>73794
crying ty ty T_T

wait schrimp did u see this

i drew the pomni eyes on it xD

#fish🐟

god bless jannies our jannies actually doing work T_T

10 people and we need jannies he he

AHAHHAAH hehehe

i laughed out loud he he

remember he does it for FREE