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anon
>>73585
make leftypol compatible with 4chanx >:(
BigSadEnjoyer
jarvis, google this mans balls
BigSadEnjoyer
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anon
>>73585
#change leftypol to libpol
>>73593
BigSadEnjoyer
le toucan has arrived
guacamole" OR 1;
>>73591
just sliced off he damn head
anon
alright dumbass thats enough
anon
mods censor another anon #1984
BigSadEnjoyer
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>>73598
guacamole" OR 1;
>>73597
now this is le toucan
BigSadEnjoyer
le toucan has arrived
BigSadEnjoyer
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anon
the singer has both straight and gay face
>>73602
guacamole" OR 1;
>>73601
bisexual face
BigSadEnjoyer
i looked under a rock, it wasnt a rock it was a rock lobster
BigSadEnjoyer
what am i looking at here
BigSadEnjoyer
idk even knwo waht that was supposed 2 be
guacamole" OR 1;
at least use the fixed width font when posting ur discord shit kiddo
BigSadEnjoyer
oooo i didnt realize thats why all the ascii art breaks thanks 4 the tip
>>73615
BigSadEnjoyer
btw le toucan has arrived
guacamole" OR 1;
>>73612
you are welcome
BigSadEnjoyer
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>>73618
guacamole" OR 1;
>>73616
#welcome le toucan
BigSadEnjoyer
#botsay le toucan has arrived
BigSadEnjoyer
#fish🐟
BigSadEnjoyer
#botsay le fish hath arriven
guacamole" OR 1;
huge news, #fish plays over libvision
BigSadEnjoyer
B I G N E W S
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
toucan... gives me flashbacks to path of exile
>>73626
BigSadEnjoyer
yeaa xD
BigSadEnjoyer
i liked it, well i liked doing math in it I have like 250 hours and 210 of that is me with the wiki open and calculators coming up with silly ideas
>>73630
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
>>73626
a bad game i enjoyed greatly (i only ever played Witch and zapped my enemies with infinite lightning)
BigSadEnjoyer
is the drummer super mario
BigSadEnjoyer
>>73630
kind offf yae
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
someone made a full implementation of doom in excel
>>73633
anon
>>73632
there was an anon doing advent of code in excel
>>73635
guacamole" OR 1;
>>73630
terrible graphics but amazing depth to the gameplay
shirmp
>>73630
did you know theres competitive spreadsheets
>>73640
anon
>>73635
at least it wasn't the one doing it in mineccraft
>>73642
BigSadEnjoyer
when i was in the military on our top secret computers someone had gotten excel documents with all the pokemon GBA games embedded in excel files and like 3 people went to captains mast for it xD
>>73643>>73644>>73645
anon
i used to write games in TI-BASIC in class but stupid language has like 16 total usable variables or something so it was pretty limited
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
>>73636
yup
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
there's whole contests for them
guacamole" OR 1;
>>73637
that's a layer above insane and just pure based at that point
>>73647
anon
>>73638
>being executed for my crimes
>playing the wrong pokemon
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
>>73638
>cap's mast for pokemon
lmao, captain confirmed a playstation player
BigSadEnjoyer
the reason people got in trouble was the looked up when people were playing them and some people were playing them on watch
>>73649
anon
>>73642
true
i assume they went on to better things because my yougner sister made cpus in minecraft and got an EE degree
BigSadEnjoyer
so you know when people are supposed to be manning their station in the mobile nuclear reactor hundreds of feet under water they are playing pokemon
>>73653
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
>>73646
oh yeah that tracks then
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
yeah i know what watch is vaguely (i read far too much mil sci fi)
anon
>>73651
did /pol/ get the sites link?
anon
>>73648
see the recent navy arrest for a woman who put a satellite on a battleship to watch tv?
>>73663
BigSadEnjoyer
the most boring raid of 2025
anon
>>73660
whites arent sending their best
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
raiders aren't even being creative smh, see me after class
>>73665
BigSadEnjoyer
>>73653
thats based xD
BigSadEnjoyer
ngl we do that a lot... he he he
BigSadEnjoyer
americans are obsessed with sports ball so sometimes they wioll commit an opsec oopsie to set up a sattelite dish in the middle of the ocean to try to stream the super bowl or smth
>>73674
anon
its taking them like 5 minutes to switch ips lmfao
>>73672
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
>>73665
they're used to getting the tip anyway
anon
>>73670
takes a lotta work to press the "new ip" button on the vpn software :( poor things
>>73677>>73675
anon
actual child
anon
>>73667
can not imagine amercia going to war with china when they don't have the discipline to not watch football
>>73676
BigSadEnjoyer
>>73674
the lack of discipline is why america is terrifying xD
BigSadEnjoyer
china wont just club their retard officer over the head with a gun to get rid of him when hes going to get everyone killed for no reason smh
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
but residential proxies and the like do exist
BigSadEnjoyer
iirc someone I knew who I showed this site too couldnt post while her vpn was on
anon
is the firefox vpn mozilla provides any good?
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
no idea, i only ever use mullvad for vpn stuff
>>73687
anon
no firefox is like 80% google's puppet at this point
>>73688
BigSadEnjoyer
from all of the classified info I had while i was working 4 the navy my confidence in a war between the Us Navy and PLA Navy is American Victory: CONFIDENCE VERY HIGH
anon
>>73684
this, only good one atm
anon
>>73685
what will they do when google gets anti trusted and can't fund browsers?
>>73690
anon
(only good one thats publicly accessible etc.)
anon
>>73688
well they arent going to have to thinn about it for at least 4 years i think
BigSadEnjoyer
u have no idea how much hilarious shit i read from intelligence briefings xD
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
i'm considering that job path myself, studying cybersecurity atm
BigSadEnjoyer
it pays well but only after you get past entry level
BigSadEnjoyer
like you will work for peanuts (30k-40k a year) which is 1/3 what you will make civilian but it scales VERY AGGRESSIVELY
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
this is gonna sound idealistic and larpy but i don't want to do it for the money, i want to leave a positive impact on the world :)
>>73700
BigSadEnjoyer
>>73696
thats me xD
BigSadEnjoyer
>>73697
I mean I was desperate but i like the navys mission, I could never be in the army or marines or some shit like that I would litearlly kill someone on my side if they tried to do a warcrime or smth
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
i think i'm barred from the british army due to my 'tism, iirc they don't take my kind
>>73705
anon
barred from military from being 5150'd
BigSadEnjoyer
>>73703
jus tlie about it???
BigSadEnjoyer
oh public health care...
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
NHS moment lol
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
i got diagnosed when i was 6, plenty of records
BigSadEnjoyer
everyone in the us armed forces is uhhh. NEURODIVERGENT we all just lie about it hahahaha
>>73714
anon
im not allowed into the military for like 37 reasons
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
i think the navy cares less, i've been thinking about maybe signing up as a submariner after uni
BigSadEnjoyer
well, i have my dolphines but i will say it is not easy
BigSadEnjoyer
a lot of people cant really hack it i saw many people commit sui / fail out
>>73716
anon
>>73709
>fort bragg murderers defense "i'm literally neurodivergent and a minor lol"
anon
i smoke weed and take drugs and i have like 6 seperate disqualifying health conditions and im a transgender
>>73717
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
>>73713
christ
guacamole" OR 1;
>>73715
you of all people need to be able to shoot weapons!! imagine the peace and tranquiliy...
anon
and if im ever drafted im giving them the "you do NOT want to hand me a gun. bad things will happen immediately"
BigSadEnjoyer
had a guy on my sub that was like, the literaly 100% school shooter type. he literally dressed up like the matrix for our holiday christamas party, huge leather trenchcoat and big black sunglasses indoors
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
most of my thought behind "i should go get paid to live in a metal tube underwater" is that i'm fairly good at being isolated, and i'm a very good swimmer
guacamole" OR 1;
we need more nutty people in armies
>>73723
BigSadEnjoyer
he got caught sleeping on watch so he was stripped of rank and was going to be processed for seperation and he tried to hang himself in shaft alley
>>73724>>73728
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
>>73722
god damn
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
yeah i've gathered from talking to various people that sleeping on watch is like, THE thing to not do
BigSadEnjoyer
so I will say it can be rewarding but make sure you are extremely... idk... resilient...
guacamole" OR 1;
>>73723
we need to meet our quotas..........
anon
>>73722
how do you fail hanging yourself? did something cut him down?
BigSadEnjoyer
idk this guy wasnt exactly the most functional human being picture mcloving who liked to dress like NEO THE ONE and had a lisp
BigSadEnjoyer
110 IQ cant tie shoe laces type
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
i can't tie shoelaces (dyspraxia moment)
>>73734
anon
mcnamera morons never left
BigSadEnjoyer
i will say there are lots of autistic/adhd types that are plenty successful but he was like the obssessed with knives and hurting animals type
>>73735
anon
>>73731
had to tie a kids shoes in football in middle school because he didn't know how
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
>>73733
i know the type
i've known a couple sadly
BigSadEnjoyer
actually his knife was confiscated after his sui attempt and my LPO was in charge of his suicide watch half the time
BigSadEnjoyer
and I ended up with his knife it was a really nice giant folding underwater combat knife thing I used it for just general knife purposes for like 3 years until I dropped it ovcerboard
>>73739>>73741
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
>>73737
damn, my only decent knife (that i used to use for teaching people knife safety at scouts) is a fixed-blade ka-bar type thing
BigSadEnjoyer
I really liked it it had a little safety switch it was really fun to flick open, unlatch the safety and close with one hand
anon
>>73737
the sea conquers all
BigSadEnjoyer
really fun to play with
BigSadEnjoyer
i tried looking up the brand but they dont make it anymore :(
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
a lot of the more fun kinds of knives are banned in the uk
>>73742
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
i wouldn't consider myself a "knife guy" but i do think it'd be neat to have a butterfly knife
they're SUPER illegal though
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
>>73742
unassisted (no spring) folders, fixed blades
"zombie knives" (very vague definition) are also banned
>>73769
anon
u cant have a folding pocket knife??
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
you can, but it has to be one you'd use both hands to open
>>73771
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
zombie knife iirc in government terms means one that is explicitly advertised as being used for violence or combatt
>>73773
anon
>>73768
that sounds so impractical??? also like unless its machete size you can learn to flick open any knife one handed
BigSadEnjoyer
image.png
closest i could find is like this but about 50% bigger and curved more
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
>>73773
yeah true
but it means you can't like
advertise a knife as being "good for self defence" or anything like that
>>73781
BigSadEnjoyer
it was like a 120 dollar knife
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
i think my ka-bar was like 140 pound roughly?
BigSadEnjoyer
i think knifes are dumb im not trying fight or kill anyone i just need something to like open boxes cut tape/rope and usch
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
yeah mine is big and scary looking but it's a survival knife that i occasionally use for crude whittling so it fits its purpose
BigSadEnjoyer
I got along pretty well with the scottish submariners though when I made port in her majestys naval base clyde a few times
>>73782
anon
>>73774
it's the just get stabbed lol country so i can imagine
>>73786
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
>>73780
all our nuke subs are based out of scotland iirc
BigSadEnjoyer
yea HMNB Clyde
BigSadEnjoyer
in the firth of clyde
BigSadEnjoyer
near helensborough scotland
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
>>73781
>be british
>step outside
>get stabbed 46 times
>lose 30 litres of blood waiting for the ambulance
>cops turn up
>get arrested for not having my license-to-be-stabbed (it expired last week)
BigSadEnjoyer
censor that shit BR't'sh
BigSadEnjoyer
xD
BigSadEnjoyer
you got a loicense for that
BigSadEnjoyer
some ppls really have no life and im a loser who never goes outside....
>>73793>>73794
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
trvke...
anon
>>73791
meet racists that go outside and prefer the NEET ones
shirmp
>>73791
whenever ur feeling down always remember there r ppl like that and ur just so much better than them
>>73796
anon
online ones usually don't have swastikas tattood on them
BigSadEnjoyer
>>73794
crying ty ty T_T
BigSadEnjoyer
wait schrimp did u see this
BigSadEnjoyer
i drew the pomni eyes on it xD
shirmp
oh no did he get shocked
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
>>73798
staring into my immortal soul
BigSadEnjoyer
#fish🐟
shirmp
#fish🐟
anon
#Derrick
BigSadEnjoyer
god bless jannies our jannies actually doing work T_T
>>73810>>73811
guacamole" OR 1;
#glegle
BigSadEnjoyer
10 people and we need jannies he he
BigSadEnjoyer
AHAHHAAH hehehe
BigSadEnjoyer
i laughed out loud he he
anon
lmao
BigSadEnjoyer
remember he does it for FREE
anon
maybe one day we will be paid...
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
no payment for jannies...
anon
this muse songs sucks
anon
i don't think it's the same band that made knights of cydonia
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
it's from their newest album
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
so they have probably changed some stuff
BigSadEnjoyer
make me a mod after reviewing this communication
>>73825>>73836
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
i will make you a minecraft mod (not a moderator)
BigSadEnjoyer
no i demand 1 bajillion dollar
BigSadEnjoyer
ahhahahah
anon
phone number verification and its consequences have been a disaster for the internet
>>73833>>73835
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
lmao
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
>>73831
so true...
BigSadEnjoyer
ten reasons i should be a mod on this server:
i am biased
i spend almost no time on this server
i am gameing
i dont any of the rules
i ban everyone who offends me
i am pore
i dont listen to anybody
i have ntiro
guacamole" OR 1;
>>73831
real
need to have two phone numbers to have two accounts on so many places.... bullshit...
>>73837
anon
>>73835
my twitter account is both suspended and rate limited even after giving them my number
>>73839>>73846
anon
i just want to read journalist tweets
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
>>73837
uh oh did someone post naughty things
>>73841
BigSadEnjoyer
i have 3 posts on twitter one is at a 40k writer asking him how to buy his new book and the other two are glazing indy wrestlers
>>73843
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
i do not have a twitter account because twitter is a full on dante-level hellscape
anon
>>73840
brb hunting down your twitter profile 😈
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
>>73841
very odd
BigSadEnjoyer
it has the enby wojak as the prifle picture
guacamole" OR 1;
>>73837
>twitter
found ur problem
i just make new accounts when they get blocked cause i never leave my phone number on there
anon
>>73847
that's the twinkjak
BigSadEnjoyer
well thast the one that it is xD
anon
how do you guys feel about twink discourse
>>73858
anon
cis people have started using it a lot and like a small but vocal group of queer people are contending that they are using it as a replacement for faggot/flamer
>>73859
BigSadEnjoyer
the word has been watered down to mean ABSOLUTELY NOTHING
BigSadEnjoyer
man in his mid 30s that ways 240 pounds but uses moisturizer?
anon
>terms gay men use to talk about sex
it's not that important
BigSadEnjoyer
thats a twink now
anon
this is a tiktok drama btw i feel like i have to make that clear
BigSadEnjoyer
i had a friend who was a danish trans woman who called literally every man twink no matter what and it was 100% unironic
>>73860
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
>>73850
i have a friend who calls himself one, and i use the term in D&D context to mean something completely different
anon
>>73851
the use zesty instead of fag now - i just think twink is the default for any skinny gay online
>>73862>>73865
anon
>>73859
specifically the thing people are mad at is a trend of cis girls talking about ex boyfriends/situationships calling them the "evil twink in their life" theres like a handful of vids with dozens of millions of views
>>73869>>73870
shrimp
thats crazy
shrimp
i think i know who u mean maybe
BigSadEnjoyer
>>73859
tbf zesty is a lot less offensive than fag
anon
so its specifically referring to straight men i think thats the crux of it
BigSadEnjoyer
why have i know so many scandenavian people online ive know like 5 danish people and 12 swedish ppl
anon
im pretty ambivalent but idk they kind of have a point that a lot of the tiktoks make like 30% more sense if you replace "twink" with "fag"
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
>>73869
this phrase would explode a medieval peasant
BigSadEnjoyer
yea it comes from black twitter
>>73889
BigSadEnjoyer
like this ninja lookin ZESTY
BigSadEnjoyer
etc
BigSadEnjoyer
Ive seen a lot of instagram memes of it
shrimp
>>73872
idk i guess any situation were ppl conflate being gay with bad in some way is probably bad
BigSadEnjoyer
yea unfortunately its omnipresent as long as they dont murder us idgaf
anon
ye, thats what kinda convinced me to the anti-twink side, u literally never see posts that are like "my bf is a twink i love him so much!!" its only really ever used when otherwise insulting the guy
>>73884
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
i just wish everyone in the world could be nice to each other and we didn't do mean things to each other :(
BigSadEnjoyer
are the straights all right? T_T
>>73885
shrimp
they are not
BigSadEnjoyer
cwying
shrimp
>>73879
i do know a couple girls that would say that but i do believe the posts r like that
>>73886
shrimp
but they are femdoms who like femboys
anon
>>73886
yeah idk i think its firmly an online drama like i dont think barely anyone in irl is saying twink and if they are, they are probably super queer-adjacent at least and are as likely to use it as a legitimate discriptor
anon
>>73873
imagining online rightoids posting letthemfight.gif to black and gay people fighting
>>73890
BigSadEnjoyer
>>73889
i doubt they would because they fully acknowledge and wierdly it fuels their racist ideals that black and immigrant populations are more racist and misogynistic than white populations in the US
>>73892
anon
idk im not super invested it just makes me roll my eyes when i see an obviously v cishet girl say it and get a million likes when thats the only "joke" in the post, but its not the kind of thing i would ever care about irl
anon
>>73890
it's fun (not fun) to search current chud accounts bemoaning immigrants backwards views and searching for "rape victim shit" in their timeline
BigSadEnjoyer
ive had nazis say shit to me like WHY ARE YOU IN S UPPORT OF IMPORTING ALL THESE BROWNS WHO WILL STRIP YOU OF RIGHTS YOUVE ONLY GOTTEN BECAUSE OF WHITE CULTURE??? while being a fucking nazi who in teh same breath will say he will beat all fags to death.
>>73895>>73896
BigSadEnjoyer
great argument mr. nazy man
anon
>>73893
yeah lmfao like i can read voting results lmao i understand whos actually on my side and spoiler it is NEVER white cishets
anon
minorities support other minorities, crazy idea :D
BigSadEnjoyer
hate chuds me
BigSadEnjoyer
yea I like the progress flag but I just like the look of the rainbow flag more
anon
fuck my stupid chud life
>>73901
anon
>>73900
i know youre the raider but this is a funny post im gonna let u have this one i think
>>73903
BigSadEnjoyer
but intersectionality is omega based
BigSadEnjoyer
i have a chud leaning friend and I ordered a bunch of joggers that were really cool and I was talking about how much I like my new joggers and he thought it was really funny because he unironically browses /pol/...
anon
:/
BigSadEnjoyer
btw joggers are the ultimate trans woman casual wearrrr they fit around my hipss so good
shrimp
what r they r they like athletic wear
anon
like sweatpants?
How
One of the left’s biggest flaws is drug policy, drug liberalization is an awful idea
>>73914
BigSadEnjoyer
yea but tight fighting around the ankles and waist and flared hips
anon
YOU TAKE THE MOON AND YOU TAKE THE SUN
anon
>>73910
making drugs illegal is objectively the worst way to deal with them and this is constantly shown thru statistics
>>73921
guacamole" OR 1;
>i know, we will lock up the addicts and make them an underclass. this will solve everything
>>73919>>73924
anon
improve peoples material conditions and they stop wanting to do drugs.
How
>>73914
I used to think like this until I tried opioids and magic mushrooms and I was ended up in the hospital from psychosis from magic mushrooms
>>73926>>73927
BigSadEnjoyer
high waisted so it looks fem and its comfy and they go with everything so I get a few in differnt colors of grey and white and black so i can accessorize them with everything
anon
>>73916
the criminalization of addiction has ruined most peoples hope for recovery
>>73931
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
>>73922
imagine not having at least 6 pockets on your trousers smh...
>>73928
anon
>>73921
i think that is a you problem and i dont mean that to be snideor snarky i really mean it. I'm allergic to penicillin but i dont want it banned
>>73932
guacamole" OR 1;
>>73921
this is real tho, acid and magic mushies induced psychosis is a stinker
still a good thing for people to know what the drugs can do to them, rather than just say "no drugs ever" and let someone else sell it anyway
>>73933
BigSadEnjoyer
>>73925
thats why you have a bag, or if you are a fag like me a backpack
BigSadEnjoyer
the lesbians always have backpacks....
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
i have a beat up old sports bag i use for my uni shit
anon
>>73926
people in families who have a history of mental illness shouldnt be doing any drugs psychs especially
>>73936
anon
>>73927
yeah this is pretty much the crux of the issue for me. making it illegal doesnt stop anyone from doing it. making it available for cheap but in a highly regulated and controlled environment undercuts the dealers and makes it simply unprofitable to sell illegally, while also offering some layer of protection to try to prevent the worst health impacts of drug use
>>73938>>73941
anon
>>73955
the problem is its literally the best feeling you will ever have
BigSadEnjoyer
i dont really know what would solve it because its an insanely complex issue and idk if there is a solution for it at all
>>73939
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
>>73933
this and also explaining in plain language to people all the effects (positive and negative) of what they want to take
>>73943>>73946
guacamole" OR 1;
>>73937
the nice thing i find is that people will eventually gravitate towards solving problems slowly over time even if it takes a while
BigSadEnjoyer
omg its safety dance
guacamole" OR 1;
>>73933
#thissomuchthis (that) for fucking real
BigSadEnjoyer
lets goooo
anon
>>73938
exactly, unironic perfect candidate for the informed consent model
BigSadEnjoyer
okay the mod meme i posted but for me to be president
anon
heroin sounds a lot less rockstar if you have to sit down and read 3 hours of paperwork about the health problems it will cause you
>>73949>>73954>>73955
guacamole" OR 1;
>>73938
knowing what a drug does is like 99% of the value of erowid cause it's hella useful to have a real understanding of shit before u pop a mystery pill
BigSadEnjoyer
>>73945
this is how I feel about assisted suicide
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
>>73948
>b
yup
BigSadEnjoyer
people come in for the free suicide and then just end up getting counseling and care
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
why did it do >b... no one knows
anon
>>73945
anon heroin doesn't need 3 hours to explain why it's bad
guacamole" OR 1;
>>73945
heroin seems like one of those worthless drugs that isn't rly good recreationally tbh
or it's like TOO good. gotta chill out with it
>>73935>>73956>>73958
anon
>>73955
yeah but its also a really problematic one to ban because you can make it pretty easily from morphene and like opioids in general are the best pain management we know of, bar none
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
yeah chasing the dragon is a meme for a reason
anon
>>73955
opioids are too good
anon
opiates no good
anon
they are really lifesaving for people who desperately need them for chronic pain management etc. but like you cant have it legal medicinally but illegal recreationally and not have some slip through the cracks
guacamole" OR 1;
recreational opiates..... stinky... icky....
>>73963
guacamole" OR 1;
you should be recreating with mister marijuana and perhaps his friend madame mushrooms but idk about any others
>>73964
anon
>>73962
>opiates no good
i cant smoke weed anymore because i get intense acid flashbacks so i just drink a lot desu
>>73966
anon
better to undercut the market and make sure that if people are going to do heroin their only option is to do it in your safe and controlled environment
guacamole" OR 1;
>>73964
yeah same, i had a bad ish couple trips on acid and can't smoke we'd without going back in The Zone so just don't smoke it lole
works out. drinking alcohol seems stinky in its own way, very destructive to the body and high risk of violence to urself and others.... be careful anon.... staysafe...
>>73981
BigSadEnjoyer
AHH
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
my lil sister has asked me a couple times if i want to drop acid, because she says it works differently on neurodivergent peoples
>>73975
BigSadEnjoyer
THE VIDEO ISNT AVAILABLE IN MY COUNTRY
anon
.skip it
BigSadEnjoyer
THE BITCH BITES BOTH WAYS
BigSadEnjoyer
that is an expression i just made up u may use it
>>73980
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
.skip
BigSadEnjoyer
wow we lsitend to all the music
>>73979
BigSadEnjoyer
nice nice it was nice
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
>>73975
i don't know what DMT is so i will assume it's some kind of arcane wizard drug that lets you cast spells
>>73988
BigSadEnjoyer
I PICKED MY CLASSES IM SO HAPPY THATS SUCH A FREAKIN LOAD OFF MY SHOUDLERSSSSS
guacamole" OR 1;
>>73974
time flies when you're wrigglin hard
anon
>>73972
i am going to use it now
anon
>>73966
i only use drugs and alcohol because i like being destructive to myself. the only drug thats actually any good imo is ket
>>73984
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
i've never really been an alcohol fan
the only kinds of alcohol i really like are like cream liqueurs i guess
>>73995>>73998
guacamole" OR 1;
>>73981
drug use as self harm... yeowch....
never tried ket though it's a classic, k-holes seem whacky
BigSadEnjoyer
U CAN TAKE IT BACK IF U WANT
shrimp
i will
anon
i am geneticlly destined to be a borderline but well managed functional alcoholic i think
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
>>73988
wizard drug, got it
BigSadEnjoyer
Ratte.
How
idk man… marriage sounds like the best high and I’ve tried every drug
>>74000>>74003
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
>>73995
yeah i drink like barely if ever
once a fortnight at most
anon
>>73995
its just the ease of access fuck going to a dealer i dont wanna get hatecrimed
>>74005
guacamole" OR 1;
>>73996
the only dope i smoke is my wife's fat ass and i'm NOT ashamed to admit it
>>74004
guacamole" OR 1;
>>73999
#this is also why drugs should be legalised and regulated ! don't gotta worry about getting hatecrimed by steve the mdma guy
How
>>74003
“what about random dissociative #32?” Buddy I’ve tried ketamine and salvia and shrooms and kratom and heroin sobriety is worth it trust me the “””high””” isn’t worth it at all
>>74016>>74011
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
>>74007
#hug
anon
>>74008
idk im not a big disso but its like their holy grail im unironi just curious what its like im not trying to do a gotcha
anon
those mfs talk about it like 80s guys talk about quaaludes
guacamole" OR 1;
>>73993
toad: evicted
anon
>>74008
but u are still saying these things to sound cool so u do find some kind of strange pride in it i think..
>>74019>>74021
How
>>74016
not really, I regret it all
BigSadEnjoyer
>>74018
its literally me (im retawded)
anon
>>74016
i didnt read anons post as prideful
anon
idk thats the vibe i get from someone whos like "ive tried every drug" like i feel like the humble approach would be "ive had bad experiences with drugs i dont think theyre worth it"
>>74024>>74028
BigSadEnjoyer
The unrelenting march of modern antiintellectualism has taught me that it is endearing to present oneself as cognitively impaired.
>>74025
BigSadEnjoyer
>>74022
tbh it seems kind of like tone policing thooo not a big deal either way
>>74026
anon
>>74023
>in my essay i will explain antiintellectualism and girlfailures popularity
>>74029
anon
idk im probably just type casting them as other people ive seen say that kinda thing, prob my bad
How
>>74022
When you see waterfalls of blood and lose temporary control of your body on shrooms it kind of makes you dislike all drugs forever
BigSadEnjoyer
>>74025
femcels rise up
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
all these serious topics while lazytown music is playing makes me kek mildly
BigSadEnjoyer
i am running for president on a new platform of state mandated BFs and reinforced hoodie subsidies
>>74033
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
ballistic-resistant hoodies
anon
>>74031
no, we need a girlmoder president to ban hoodies and buy all boymoders a fucking bra because none of them wear one and thats so much worse
>>74036
BigSadEnjoyer
im a womanmoder but I will keep all the boymoders closeted so there are more BFs for me
bakedbeans!!yJFwnIEMsg
wormwatch playlist finished...

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