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Luca
Well then, three sets. I'll do 'em.
>>740838
0.1801% laptopbooger!boymodewng
well
Luca
gotta take off my glasses, hold em
anon
Oke :)
fentphone
I need this job bros I need gym membership money
>>740842
fentphone
>>740842
I Want To Pick Up The Big Rock In Front Of The Other Guys And Hear Them Cheer Me On
anon
I do it for the love of the game
0.1802% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>740842
calistenics isn't that what the pope is
>>740846
anon
I have a pump going and now I feel like I have bara arms I need to WAX
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ouuu
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do u do ur waxing urselff
>>740854
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awroo
anon
Full Metal Jacket but instead the Drill Sergent meows at them
straw bury
but the drill seargent is a truscum
>I DO NOT DISCRIMINATE BETWEEN SISSIES, AUTOGENYPHILES, HUSSTUSSIES
anon
.play full metal jacket opening scene
straw bury
>I DO NOT GIVE A DAMN IF YOU ARE A PASSOID, A TWINKHON, AN OGREHON, A CISHON OR ANYTHING INBETWEEN
>>740899
0.1803% laptopbooger!boymodewng
why do you not give? i thought you were charitable
>>740865
straw bury
>>740864
NOTHING IS GIVEN TO U FOR FREE IN THIS MANS ARMY, PRIVATE. NOW PUT ON THE SKIRT
anon
.play full metal jacket choke yourself
anon
>Do you think I'm cute Private Pyle
>sir, mreow :3, sir
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:3
anon
.play full metal jacket obstacle course
straw bury
dont listen to booger
>>740880
straw bury
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>im gonna rip ur balls off
::blush
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:333
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do it
anon
kinky
straw bury
diy mastectomy if u will
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diy orchi
straw bury
wait thats the wrong thing lmfao
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hehe
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u wan ur boobs
straw bury
yup :3
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pretty
straw bury
maybe i will get rid of my small ones so i can replace them with big ones
anon
:)
0.1805% laptopbooger!boymodewng
/>>740896
anon
>>740863
Is this what they mean when they say the "they/them" woke army
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gonna look up what dose I should start w or stuff
anon
They just like me for real doing my push ups
Luca
making me realize how out of shape I am lmfao
anon
What did you finally finish off?
Luca
or more like weak
Luca
3 sets of 10
anon
I guess I have to do another 3 sets to motivate you
Luca
my tiny chest can't handle anymore
Luca
i'm pumped let me go look in the mirror
Luca
feels good though...
Luca
i'll have to get back into my old calisthenics routine that I had going for like 4 months
>>740923
Luca
.play full metal jacket duality of man
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lol
straw bury
"im not a cat! im not a cat!" i continue to insist as my words start morphing into meows and i shrink into a tiny little kitty cat
>>740927
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dawww
straw bury
>>740927
#edit this to be all cute little cat meows
anon
>>740929
You have to do them, or else....
anon
You can just do two sets of five!
Luca
sound like that fucking dude I went to the gym with for a few months
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lol
Luca
ok...
anon
And then we'll do some squats and crunches to round it out
straw bury
>>740937
for a second i thought this said "im a mutilator"
anon
>>740942
idk buut the kitty is cute :D
anon
Saeki!
anon
I want to cook for you
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bwaaa
anon
What do you want
anon
For me to bake
anon
Nah something that I can bake and mail
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idk, pasta or stuff wud be gud rn or
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may make cinnamon rolls n would make
anon
I WANT TO GLAZE YOU LIKE A CINNAMON ROLL
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awww
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and hhHh
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hmmm
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in gen I'm unsure what would be smth I'd like if were to ever send
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I wan be able to make proper melon pans n stuff myself though in time
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made w/o enough sweet
anon
I will make you some conchas then send you a mix to make the uh like hot chocolate thingie you dip them in
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<3
anon
Conchas are like alright but they need the hot chocolate drink
anon
and you dip them in it and they get all moist and like
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mmm
anon
soggy but in a good way
Luca
damn I want fucking conchas
Luca
nah, you know what, make some champurrado with it
>>740971
anon
>>740970
THAT"S what it is called, champurrado
anon
I just call it hot chocolate but it isn't really hot chocolate it's like thicker
anon
I think they do butter in it
Luca
They put masa in it
anon
OH YEAH
anon
That makes sense yea
anon
I normally put salted butter in my hot chocolate lol
Luca
champurrado reminds me of my grandmother
Luca
sweetest woman you've ever met
anon
I will make you conchas and champurrado, but in exchange
anon
you have to do crunches with me
anon
Saeki you don't have to do anything for conchas, I want you to be a lazy girl, Luca has to do crunches though
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wish i didn't feel so useless bwa
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and pet
anon
You aren't though, you've done alot of things that are like actually really impressive and important
anon
I'm not even like saying this to glaze you, you've done important things and you deserve to feel some pride in it lol
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patpat
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appreciate i err
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I just barely err
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like been in a situation where I've barely earned money from stuffs
anon
Like you've done more for a good cause than most people have done in their whole lives, it makes me sad that you feel like that because is like you are good and you have done important stuff
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bwaaa
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just feel incredibly useless when I get where I wanna talk to people/reach out to people and feel unable to at all
>>741008
Luca
jesus fuck
Luca
ok
Luca
hold on
Luca
what else?
anon
We will do crunches, squats, and then burpees at the end but that was supposed to be a secret
Luca
I hate you
Luca
thank you for pushing me though
anon
>>740998
I get that, yeah, that happens to me to, but it's important that like you understand that like you are talented and also like you've done good shit, you can do this and I understand the anxiety and such
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yeh
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I get where I wanna step err
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I have this drive to get back into the things I did before but I feel unable to reach out so it gets hard, even though ik once I have the momentum n stuff I probably could
>>741020
anon
>>741015
I agree with this initiative!!! (I disagree I like being called a slut :))
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less so headbanging but nodding to keep beat or stuffs
anon
>>741013
It's important to push for that initial momentum, you gotta go full send and go for it
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might see if I have a tank top cus hot
anon
I am going to do my crunches while you do that, I have to do it so that I can push Luca
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changed into one
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we have a lot but not metal
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aw
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get ones u can
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I remember I was gonna see about selling samiyam some at one point but didn't
wish I got his 'wish you were here' shirt tho gah
straw bury
saeki would it be wierd if the cannibal corpse shirt stayed on during the cuddle sesh
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nuh hehe
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think I'm gonna make noms n try to get things done but see if energy comes from
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aw
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no criii
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can wear smol shorts together cus too hot
straw bury
lmao thats acceptable
straw bury
but thats as FAR as we GO because im NOT GAY
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, ;3
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this too
straw bury
guh
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cutie
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but would do whatever was comfy
anon
Luca you done with your crunches?
Luca
Yeah
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gah am remembering the
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happiest time I've been in life being time cuddling at one point
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>>741057
letting u practice singing w meh
and playing music or making music for u
>>741064
straw bury
oh i hate singing lol
straw bury
replace singer in that drawing with like paleontologist or something idk
anon
I need to know you pushed yourself all the way through
straw bury
>>741059
anyways can we just get high instead i dont like putting effort into stuff.........................
straw bury
this is like my favorite bury ever she looks so snug in her poncho
Luca
I feel like I'm doing them wrong, they're too easy... hope I have the right form
>>741075
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.play lil peep save that
anon
Actually
anon
>>741071
If you did bad form I expect another set
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making noms
Luca
You suck cocks, twinkanon, curse you
>>741079
Luca
I think I did them fine, but yeah I can probably do another one
anon
And if you talk back, then it is bumping up to two sets
anon
Oh cocky? Okay, I expect 2 sets of 50
anon
Now
anon
I'll do some more with you
Luca
I'm gonna fucking kill you lmfao
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.play lil peep witchblades
anon
I already did one set
anon
I am eating some blackberries tho so give me a bit
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mmm
anon
Alright I am going to do my next set now
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ou
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am eating
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.play four fists fjortis video
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1
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u...
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the UK so
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if u don't have stream open, crazy, in their anti porn verification law they've blocked a bunch of pro palestine subreddits
anon
How many crunches
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.play four fists 6666 music video
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doing 90 in a black Cadillac hurse
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insert next video
anon
50, two sets
Luca
yes
Luca
two sets
anon
Actually I think I said 75 two sets
anon
make up for it by doing another set of 50
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.skip (video skipped)
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hurse
anon
hearse
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oe
anon
I would never correct saeki!!!
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hehe
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I don't have to use the word often
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he has a good line about the libs being scared of him wanting more guns in a song following this one
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cus he doesn't trust the cops
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its funny, I found this (their only) album in 2017 or 18 and would listen to it while biking far and then a couple yrs ago I find a pod that becomes my favorite (a scripted set of eps) and they use the music from this album for it
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its a small Collab project that wasn't well known
anon
>>741128
this is a racist stereotype
anon
.play where's the cheese it's under the sauce
straw bury
i drink a da wata i cooka da macaroni
straw bury
.play dunkey pizza from every state
straw bury
SILLY RICK YEAAAAHHHHHh
anon
ngl that sounds good as fuck
straw bury
real
straw bury
this on the other hand looks like dogshit the crust is the worst part why would u make the crust so big fucking assholes
anon
Yeah but consider the following, the bread underneath the pizza part of the pizza
anon
You are sacrificing some pizza real estate in exchange for higher quality pizza
straw bury
im considering it. now what
anon
Quallity for quantity
straw bury
thats now how pizza works quantity over quality all the way
straw bury
unless its the rhode island type
anon
RHODE ISLAND
anon
I want some chicago deep dish
straw bury
see this makes sense
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awe
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deep dish can be gud if u go somewhere gud
Luca
Yes, I already did them when you asked the last time
>>741151
straw bury
i used to trade lunchables for pokeman cards when i was a little kid
>>741153
anon
It's squat time
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they banned trading at our school of anything, not that this stopped it but yknow
straw bury
i know dunkey didnt mean that he loves seattle
Luca
nah
anon
Okay let's do them
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also the whole thing of if you defended yourself from being attacked or beat you'd get suspended or so on
>>741163
straw bury
>>741161
they didnt have to do that at our school because all of the like fucked up kids which included me would all just fight each other instead of picking on the runts and they never did anything about it
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I was just bullied a lot
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I was weird but I was mostly just quiet other than w the frens I had through middle school
>>741168
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high school got bad enough that it was enough to contribute to me dropping out
straw bury
ok i do not get the huge fucking crust but i also dong get thin crust
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lel
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I don't like most crusts as much, it depends though, like some of the errr
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sorta 'traditional' Italian places crusts are good tho
straw bury
>the single grape
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I don't watch much dunkey but I was happy to see him talk about Tim Rogers death stranding review in his 2 one
>>741181
straw bury
i have a silly rick tatto but i put it in a place where only me and him can see
>>741179
anon
Did he do louisiana style pizza!
Luca
.play steely dan throw back the little ones
>>741186
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the Tim Rogers Kotaku death stranding review is good
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do u actually have tattoos
>>741190
straw bury
>>741174
idk i didnt watch the whole review i just skipped to the pizza part at the end
>>741182
straw bury
i was following hideo kojimas creative vision as a pizza-type human
straw bury
because as u know hideo kojima got the idea for death stranding when he was playing spider man 2 but he only liked the pizza missions tho
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I need to read more of the large prime numbers and actionbutton.net essays/reviews
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his essay on
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lemme find it
straw bury
>>741180
i dont but i should get sum
Luca
on my second set
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I might get one I've sent here before or other ones
straw bury
i feel like the brand from berserk is just like a requirement
straw bury
the question is where do i put it
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and similar things I feel and the importance of sharing this kinda stuff
>>741198
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bwaa
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I might in a couple, I haven't in a good few months to year
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I found a copy of his 'auto-fiction' book, sadly it got shared by a stalker trying to claim it was real and he did [redacted] to some woman
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(he wrote a book in like 03' and it was sold over email/PayPal and he asked people not to read it, then it got spread by some freak kiwifarmer type)
anon
#ai why do my attacks keep missing in morrowind

probably cuz your skill level’s low. weapon skill affects hit chance. make sure you’re using a weapon you’re skilled in, and keep your fatigue high—low stamina tanks your accuracy. also, agility helps. just level up the skill and don’t swing when your green bar’s empty.
why do my attacks keep missing in morrowind
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he's also the one who has a memory condition
anon
He did the glasses video on the Japanese glasses
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yeah
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bwawa
anon
Yeh
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he has a memory thing where he remembers basically everything, but not photographically, and has the memories come up in batches of 10s a second
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I have smth similar but my memory isn't as exact, I do constantly remember bad and bleh to okay and gud things though
anon
I have bizarre memory
anon
My memory is not categorized at all in terms of importance and I can like absorb an insane amount of information but in exchange I forget the name of my childhood best friends
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aw
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I'm bad with names and being able to remember faces, I also have aphantasia but that's not so much connected to memory
anon
When people can recall things from over like 5 years ago, I am impressed because I can't
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d'awww
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my sorta memory got this way probably linked to the OCD/PTSD stuff where I remember stuff constantly, and its a weird thing I wish wasnt as intrusive
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but names and stuff I cant remember as much bc of the pure amount of people I've like tried to commit to memory and it gets jumbled
anon
I can absorb and understand new information very quickly and immediately synthesize new information from it, but like I end up getting it down o
anon
when the internet dies
anon
How many
Luca
15
anon
How many sets?
Luca
like 5 at this point
anon
Do one set of 25
Luca
I'm not sure if i can
anon
It's important
Luca
i don't want to injure myself
anon
Okay okay...
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awwww
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take care of self
anon
Then we'll do burpees
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would get u water

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