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ngl the rotini is good with the vodka sauce

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oh shit

based video choice

I like this cute gay man

I aspire to be like him

cooking for my delicate husband

I just love this guy's videos

His videos are good, yeah

I prefer cultural history and such, so I like these alot

It's interesting to think about how limitations in economics and travel and society etc caused bizarre diets

I think in the future

there will be a guy like that who is like

>in the 21st century they would boil random herbs in water, mix in corn syrup, and carbonate it, then presumably can it to make it shelf stable

>>744929
I'm always grinding

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LMAO

I remember reading Marco Polo's travels and don't remember this

My favorite fucking thing

>it is self evident

i was in a gay bar last year talking with some girl about what she studied in school, she told me "central asia in medieval period" and I said, "oh like Marco Polo's travels or Ibn Battuta" and her eyes lit up like I'm the only person who ever asked her about that

Aw that's cute

We had a nice conversation about that, but I had to leave

I've been trying to read the book you suggested

It's pretty dense

Oh yeah, but I like dense

I want a book that just gets to it

I remember being in a shop in Sante Fe, New Mexico that had rare books. I was a little afraid to go in because reviews were like, "the old man running the shop is really mean." So i go in, searching for an original edition of Fridjtof Nansen's In Northern Mists and lo and behold, the dude had a copy

It must have seemed very weird to see some 22 year old kid getting excited about that lmfao

he asked me, "What are you looking for?"

"Oh, I doubt you have it..."

You should have responded with "the Hunger Games or Twilight"

>>744949
That's when he would have been like the reviews

I know

That's why you should have done it

He was a nice old man

>>744954
Yeah I suspect it can be annoying running a rare book store and then like everyone trying to buy dumb shit

There was a rare book store in San Antonio that shut down

I picked up a shitload of books while I was there

Funny enough, one of them was on the Mongolian Empire

I used to go to this used bookshop when I lived alone, so many books crammed into that little apartment

Cute

That place was great, they had all sorts of stuff, not just books. But there was an original copy of Mein Kampf in a fucking glass case

>>744962
lmao

.play it's always sunny charlie nazi uniform

>>744961
is being a bibliophile cute?

>>744969
Yes, it's very cute. Makes me want to take care of you

>>744972
based

>>744971
Until you find the Yaoi hidden behind a layer of books that make me seem erudite

>>744980
real

>>744978
That just makes it cuter

Nerd

>>744976
This is a male creature by the way

>>744986
According to the JASDF’s website, Omaneko, member of the “Meow meow Police Force,” is a character based on Nekozuka, a historical landmark in Omaezaki. The character has an anthropomorphic cat design with blue and white fur, flushed cheeks and is illustrated wearing a camo jacket, lower half exposed. Another illustration of Omaneko appears to be entirely nude, though critical parts are hidden from view. The character is also apparently male, with a height of “176 cm or 40 meters.”

Epic

There was a whole bunch of characters and some of them are hilarious, either because they are really stupid or because they are really sexy for no reason

I wonder if you cook enough historical meals

If you get a feel for what is going to be fucking dogshit and what is probaby going to be pretty good

Fortran video?

>>744998
Yes.

>>745000
oke

I was in Slovenia drinking at some tavern and I met this old guy who was like, "I was a programmer a long time ago"
"What did you program?"
"Oh, languages you probably have never heard of"
"Fortran, Cobol, C"
"Oh, I was programming in those last semester!"

I only know fortran because of all the mathematics

The surprise on the old man's face

>>745007
Then I watched some slovenes play a polka

He didn't seem gay to me, but then again, what do I know

I only program in BCPL

sorry liberal, i only do brainfuck

>>745011
#ai what the hell is BCPL

bcpl is an old programming language from the 60s. it's like a simpler version of c, but way less polished. the syntax is wild, everything is in all caps, and you gotta use different symbols for stuff like function calls. mostly just historical now, but it influenced c and a bunch of other langs. not worth learning unless you're a programming history nerd. what the hell is BCPL

>>745014
#reply was this language the precursor to B and C?

nice try fed. was this language the precursor to B and C?

>>745016
Yes

6 bit bcd wtf

>>745019
I program in ALGO now

>>744982
buy me a workshop and a library

>>745023
No you don't

>>745027
You're right, I don't, that would be like lmao

>>745024
Okay, but you have to do something for me

>>745030
And what might that be?

>>745032
You already know exactly what that would be...

Damn, I want to have lunch with these old nerds that would be so cool

>>745037
No

"suspiciously plugged in cable"
look inside
it's plugged into a chromebook from 2019

>>745040
jumpscare

It would be funny

If you pretended to have an IBM 1401, but actually it was just a chromebook inside a giant steel box

they running win98 lol

I did not comment on the quality of the operating system, merely the fact that it was there

Why are you shitting on Win98?

I am not shitting on win98!!

brat correction (forcing you to use Win98)

>>745053
I used to use it long ago at my Grandmother's ancient computer when I was a child

I mean it would have been the same for me
>>745056

I have an early memory of my dad running openSuse on the family computer, but I'm not sure if that's even a real memory

damnnn twink

AND YOU QUEUED PREMODERNIST

good taste when you're not fucking play phonk remixes

*playing

>>745067
Is it one of those buttplugs you can control with that open source project

>>745068
nevermind

https://github.com/buttplugio

is that right?

>>745077
>politel
hi

>>745077
hello

>>745081
So rude... I guess I won't be cuddling you

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>>745087
mmm?

I want to go campaigning in central asia

>>745089
Oh really.... now you are asking me to cuddle you?

>>745096
I apologize, I cannot riff as I have never played Metal Fear

>>745094
I would let you warm the bed in my yurt

>>745099
I'm going for the sights, but if it's necessary...

>>745103
It is, and also I am going to make you ride horses with me and take care of the yaks

>>745107
I want to go to Afghanistan, are you sure this is ok?

>>745097
Fine, I can't stay mad at you

>>745109
Sure

But they'll probably kill us

>>745113
It's ok to hold hands since it's, y'know, not homoerotic in that culture

>>745115
I intend on fucking you

>>745116
I can grow a beard and learn pashtun

*pashto

>>745121
Oh, acting feisty again?

I need to sleep holy fuck

Alright, I am gonna sleep

>>745141
Don't patronize me

>>745143
That's not my name!!!

*cartoon pratfalls* splay

>>745153
>>745154
You hate me because I shine bright, because I am a sigma lone wolf, I stand alone in this world, surrounded by jealous betas

>>745140
night, fag

>>745156
That's not my name!!!

>>745158
I'm straight though!

>>745162
yeah, sure. SURE.

>>745168
just bought this new bookshelf here

>>745174
I do this for other people semi regularly tbh

I like making other people feel confident

Confidence is infectious, if people around you feel confident, then you will feel confident :)

>>745179
jealous

>>745182
Do you not like doing that? You seem awfully keen to boost my ego when you DM me

>>745185
Well, yes. I do try to make some people confident, but I don't exactly exude "self-assuredness"

I'm a fragile nerd

>>745187
You are an elegant little nerd

I eat i3 window manager

>>745191
i eat bspwm

>>745192
I'm going to kill you

>>745190
*AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*

>>745193
And he would probably like that

>>745196
I would like that yes, it feels nice

That's not my name!! D:

>>745188
I wish I could be, but sometimes I am very crude

>>745202
Oh trust me, I am very aware

>>745203
ya fucking faggot

>>745205
Like you have room to talk

That's not my name!!!!! :0

Parantheses and zero are the same key

Carl

a name so catchy, most people don't listen to the lyrics

>>745213
D;

>>745212
BUT THEY SHOULD, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity and the importance of trends, it's a personal statement, about the band itself

>>745216
God fucking Damn

>>745219
That does not arouse me!

>>745216
holy fuck

I'm glad I'm not *THAT* skinny

I have thick ass wrists

God DAMN

Nah, like I have huge wrists

>>745228
lend me some of your fat and i can bulk up and you can slim down, we'll both be happy

>>745236
You're a building?

I'm gonna take a picture of myself

that's not my name!!!!

>>745246
you after I take both of your kidneys

Your name is Jeffery

>>745255
It's Jeffery!

>>745258
you're clearly randal

>>745256
You are going to be my woman

wow, harsh language

>>745262
You won't be saying that when I get my hands on you

>>745268
your fucking big ass hands

>>745271
n-no my hands are delicate and cute!

it's ok, I too have freakish piano hands

>>745276
lmao this is absolutely brutal

>>745281
washroom... are you a fucking canadian?

>>745283
terrifying...

Okay I actually need to sleep

I feel asleep on the floor

>>745287
One more thing, Twink

and woke up after like 30 seconds