ENTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

he fucking died. what the fuck

.play oleg.exe

.play sonic.exe

its interesting to see the sonic.exe fandom elevate to this level of autism

>>74464
#hug

>>74466
#kiss

dead site lol

>>74472
LIBPOL

LIBPOL

IM A BOYMODERR

LIBPOL

is recima perpetually high or drunk posting here

rise from ur gwave

mrr

:bee

waow

>>74484
hi nonny nonny

#ksay balls

#ksay bowlz

#ksay boojer's bowlz

#hsay booj 'n' balls

#ksay penis

#hsay weenis

#ksay hsay

#hsay ksay

k'say

me on both sides also dubs #oracle ()

>>74498
canon.

>>74499
::check

#hsay hello everyone whats goin gon

two same numbers

#ksay dick 'n' balls

#hsay gongongongongongongongongongongononognognonognogngno

paying for premium means they're a good player. it's simple economies of scale

>>74508
no i think most of the time they got that custom avatar as an award from a tournament win

::cry

.play [YouTube]

i have the best youtube feed

ibeint wann

metal gear solid 2 but it's about a boymoder trying to stealthily navigate your parents home without your feminine features being spotted

>>74524
BOYMODER BOYMODER BOYMODER BOYMODER BOYMODER BOYMODER BOYMODER

BOYMODER

BOYMODERS

#ai what is happening right now

It is difficult to say without more context. Can you provide more information? what is happening right now

>>74532
#reply in general

If you are referring to current events, there are a lot of things happening right now in the world. Some examples include ongoing political tensions and conflicts, natural disasters, advancements in technology and science, social movements and protests, economic changes, and cultural shifts. It's important to stay informed about what is going on around us so we can understand how it may impact our lives. in general

>people are doing things

i started at 21

its over

>>74542
tldw

>>74546
>>74548
>>74550
cringe

>>74552
"yes" -gigachan face

>>74554
...on opposite day

.play [YouTube]

>>74542
aint gonna happen

we will burn down the whitehouse again

straight up devil'

s work

i should post this on linkedin

ive never posted anything

linkedin is so cringe

>>74567
by this i mean the video

where did you find your current job

.play [YouTube]

i still have an account but ive never actually benefited from it ig

ive applied to many jobs there but never actually got any

>>74576
cause you didnt have enough inspirational story posts about how proposing to your wife taught you about B2B transactions

maybe

i wonder if linkedin will ad shorts

this one company made a "job posting" once and they didnt even include a link or anything to apply from, it wasnt even an actual job post it was a normal post with text and pictures lmao, the funny thing is that the company specializes in HR and hiring and stuff using AI

Groimps

they remind me more of school projects tbh

it was ok basically just like introduction to what we're doing

today is the first day we doin real learning

thanku..

.play [YouTube]

lets find out!

oh ive seen those a lot

can i put
>increased shareholder value
on my resume

if you did yeah

you can also do it even if you didnt but thats lying

lying is badass

true!

im posting my fetish art on linkedln as a freelance artist

thats powerful

i didnt even have a technical interview for my current job it was so weird

they just asked a bunch of general questions

who buys resume templates lmao just go to overleaf.com

>>74610
i had another interview few days before that one where it was like 2.5 hours of technical questions i was so tired when i came back, i did get the offer from there too but it was an internship and this one was a full time and paid like 3.5x more

>>74611
boomers

>>74612
jesus christ they should have to pay you for that much time

>>74614
before the interview there was a small project we had to do to get to the interview stage, the project tool like 1 week

multi-stage hiring process is annoying

thats insane wtf

i get wanting to know who ur hiring can do work but damn...

#ai describe a work resume created by Bejita, uploaded on Linkedln

Name: Bejita
Contact Information:
Email Address: [email protected]
Phone Number: (123) 456-7890

Summary:
Highly motivated and results-driven individual with over 5 years of experience in project management and team leadership. Proven track record of successfully managing projects from conception to completion while meeting strict deadlines and budget constraints. Strong communication, problem-solving, and organizational skills.

Work Experience:

Project Manager | XYZ Company | January 2018 - Present
- Lead cross-functional teams to successfully deliver complex projects within scope, time, and budget.
- Develop project plans, timelines, resource allocations, and budgets.
- Communicate progress updates to stakeholders through regular meetings and reports.
- Identify potential risks and implement risk mitigation strategies.
- Collaborate with clients to understand their needs and ensure project requirements are met.

Team Leader | ABC Corporation | June 2015 - December 2017
- Managed a team of 10 employees in the production department.
- Ensured timely delivery of products by monitoring production schedules closely.
-Spearheaded process improvement initiatives resulting in a decrease in production costs by 15%.
-Mentored team members to improve their skills and productivity levels.

Junior Project Coordinator | DEF Industries| September 2014 - May 2015
-Drafted project proposals for potential clients based on their specific needs.
-Assisted senior project managers with coordinating tasks among team members.
-Conducted market research to identify new business opportunities.

Education:

Bachelor's Degree in Business Administration
University of California Los Angeles (UCLA)
September 2010 - June 2014

Skills:
Project Management • Team Leadership • Time Management • Budgeting & Cost Control • Communication • Problem Solving• Organizational Skills• Microsoft Office Suite• Risk Management•

Certifications:
Certified Project Manager (CPM)
Project Management Institute (PMI)

Languages:
English – Native proficiency
Spanish – Intermediate proficiency

References:
Available upon request. describe a work resume created by Bejita, uploaded on Linkedln

>>74620
did you run it before submitting?

or was that not allowed

oh right, same thing happened to me once when i was applying to this embedded dev job. my solutions worked but still got rejected

#ai describe a work resume created by Prince Bejita IV, uploaded on Linkedln

Prince Bejita IV

[Address] | [Phone Number] | [Email Address]

Objective:
Highly motivated and results-driven professional seeking a challenging role in the field of Business Management. Possessing exceptional leadership skills, strategic thinking abilities, and a proven track record of achieving organizational goals.

Education:
• Bachelor's Degree in Business Administration – University of Royal Families (URF), Kingdom of Saiyans (Graduated with Honors)
• Master's Degree in Marketing Management – URF, Kingdom of Saiyans (Graduated with Distinction)

Work Experience:

Company Name: Royal Enterprises Ltd.
Position: Assistant Manager
Duration: January 2016 - Present

• Assisted the General Manager in developing strategies to increase sales and profitability for various business units under the company.
• Successfully led a team of 10 employees to achieve monthly targets and improve customer satisfaction levels by implementing effective training programs.
• Conducted market research and analysis to identify new business opportunities for expansion into new markets.
• Collaborated with cross-functional teams to develop marketing campaigns that resulted in a 15% increase in brand awareness within one year.

Company Name: Saiyan Investment Group
Position: Junior Analyst
Duration: June 2014 - December 2015

• Supported senior analysts in conducting financial analysis on potential investment opportunities worth over $50 million.
• Prepared detailed reports on industry trends, competitor analysis, and financial projections which were presented to top management for decision-making purposes.
• Developed strong analytical skills through data interpretation from financial statements, economic indicators, and market research reports.

Skills:
• Leadership & Team Management
• Strategic Planning & Decision Making
• Market Research & Analysis
* Financial Analysis & Modeling
* Project Management

Certifications:
- Certified Business Strategist – Institute of Strategic Managers
- Agile Project Management Certification – International Association Of Project Managers

Languages:
Fluent English | Native Language

References:
Available upon request.

I am excited to bring my skills, experience, and passion for business management to contribute towards the success of your organization. Let's connect on Linkedln or via email to discuss potential opportunities further. describe a work resume created by Prince Bejita IV, uploaded on Linkedln

dont you work as an embedded dev? what did they ask you?

#ai describe a work resume created by Prince Vegeta IV, from Dragon Ball, uploaded on Linkedln

Profile:
Highly motivated and results-driven professional with over 20 years of experience in leadership roles, seeking to utilize my skills and expertise to contribute to the success of a dynamic organization. Proven track record of driving growth and profitability through strategic planning, team building, and effective communication.

Experience:

Prince Vegeta Enterprises - CEO (Age 21-present)
- Led a multi-billion dollar company that specializes in technology advancements for space travel and energy production.
- Developed innovative products that revolutionized the industry, resulting in increased revenue by 150% within two years.
- Implemented cost-saving measures that resulted in an annual savings of $10 million.
- Fostered a positive work culture through effective team management and mentorship programs.

Saiyan Royal Army - General (Age 18-21)
- Served as leader of the elite warrior group responsible for defending our planet from external threats.
- Successfully led multiple missions against formidable opponents such as Frieza's army.
- Trained new recruits on combat techniques and strategies.

Education:
Vegetasei University - Bachelor's Degree in Business Administration
Royal Military Academy - Specialized training in combat tactics

Skills:
Leadership | Strategic Planning | Team Management | Product Development | Financial Analysis| Negotiation| Public Speaking

Certifications:
Certified Space Technology Professional (CSTP)

Achievements:
1st Place Winner at Intergalactic Business Summit Pitch Competition – Presented groundbreaking idea for interplanetary trade agreements which was adopted by all participating planets.

Featured Speaker at International Energy Conference – Shared insights on sustainable energy solutions utilizing advanced technology developed by Prince Vegeta Enterprises.

Languages:
Fluent in English, Japanese, Namekian

References: Available upon request describe a work resume created by Prince Vegeta IV, from Dragon Ball, uploaded on Linkedln

#ai describe a scenario of solid snake and liquid snake at thanksgiving dinner with big boss at his living quarters in outer haven. solidus snake (also known as george sears, former US president) makes an appearance

Thanksgiving dinner at Big Boss's living quarters in Outer Haven was always a special occasion. This year, however, it was even more momentous as Solid Snake and Liquid Snake were both invited for the first time since their epic battle on Shadow Moses Island.

As they entered the room, the tension between the two brothers was palpable. They had been enemies for so long that being under the same roof could easily erupt into another confrontation. But this time, there was an unexpected guest - Solidus Snake.

Solidus or George Sears as he preferred to be called now, had retired from his role as President of United States after learning about his true identity and past involvement with The Patriots. He joined forces with Big Boss and formed Outer Heaven to fight against their control over society.

Big Boss welcomed all three of them warmly and directed them towards their seats at the table which was beautifully decorated with traditional Thanksgiving dishes. As they sat down next to each other, Solid noticed how much Liquid resembled him physically while also exuding an air of arrogance like himself.

The conversation started off awkwardly but soon turned nostalgic when Big Boss asked about their childhood memories together in Les Enfants Terribles project where they were cloned by The Patriots using his DNA without his consent.

Liquid laughed mockingly "Ah yes our dear father who abandoned us." While Solid remained silent knowing fully well that Big Boss never intended to abandon them but circumstances forced him to leave due to betrayal from The Patriots.

But before things could get heated up again, Solidus intervened "Let's not dwell on old wounds boys! We have plenty of reasons today to celebrate our freedom from those who sought control over us."

He raised a glass filled with wine which appeared black in color thanks to nanomachines injected into them earlier by Otacon. It would act as antidote if anyone tried poisoning one another during this tense gathering orchestrated by Philanthropy team secretly observing them from a hidden room.

The three of them clinked their glasses and sipped on the wine, each lost in their own thoughts. Big Boss, who had been quietly observing his sons, finally spoke up "I know we have our differences but today I want to give thanks for having both of you by my side in this fight against The Patriots."

For a moment, all animosity disappeared as they looked at each other with understanding. They may not see eye to eye on everything but they were united in their purpose - to bring down The Patriots and create a world where soldiers like themselves could be free.

As they continued their dinner, they shared stories from past missions and laughed together like old friends. Even Solidus joined in with tales from his time as President that surprised both Solid and Liquid.

By the end of the night, tensions had eased and there was even talk about working together again in the future. As Thanksgiving came to an end, Big Boss couldn't help but feel grateful for this unexpected reunion with his sons.

Who knows what the future held for these legendary soldiers? But one thing was certain - no matter what happened next, this Thanksgiving dinner would always hold a special place in their memories as a rare moment of peace amidst chaos. describe a scenario of solid snake and liquid snake at thanksgiving dinner with big boss at his living quarters in outer haven. solidus snake (also known as george sears, former US president) makes an appearance

ic

>>74636
fake

>>74635
really? i thought it was the opposite

>>74636
wait is this real?

is this normal in canada

yeah

awesome

i love cold

i like cold too but i hate having to like wear 3 layers to go somehwere and then be trapped in 3 layers when im inside

>>74636
#ai convert -16 celcius into farenheit

16 Celcius is equal to 60.8 Farenheit.

To convert Celcius to Farenheit, use the formula:
F = (9/5)C + 32
where C is the temperature in degrees Celcius and F is the temperature in degrees Fahrenheit.

Substituting -16 for C, we get:
F = (9/5)(-16) + 32
= (-144/5) + 32
= -28.8 + 32
= 3.2

Therefore, -16°C equals to approximately 3.2°Fahrenheit. convert -16 celcius into farenheit

>sacred geometry duuude dimensions doood etc

>>74646
dont tell anyone i told you this but you can actually remove clothes when youre inside

you can WHAT

>doesnt know

you dont speak for god ill ask him myself

#ai how do i maximize the shareholder value? :D

1. Increase profitability: One way to maximize shareholder value is by increasing the company’s profits. This can be achieved through various strategies such as reducing costs, improving efficiency, and increasing revenue.

2. Focus on long-term growth: Instead of solely focusing on short-term gains, companies should also prioritize long-term growth and sustainability in their decision-making processes. This can include investing in research and development, expanding into new markets or product lines, and making strategic acquisitions.

3. Maintain a strong balance sheet: A healthy balance sheet with low levels of debt indicates financial stability and reduces risk for shareholders. Companies should aim to maintain a good balance between equity and debt to optimize their capital structure.

4. Efficient use of resources: Maximizing shareholder value also involves efficient allocation of resources such as cash, assets, and human capital. Companies need to continually review their operations to identify areas where resources are being underutilized or wasted.

5. Regular communication with shareholders: Maintaining open communication with shareholders about the company's performance, strategy, risks, and opportunities is crucial for building trust and confidence in the company's management team.

6.Balancing dividend payments with reinvestment: Dividends are an important source of returns for shareholders but they should not come at the expense of future growth opportunities for the company. Striking a balance between paying dividends while also reinvesting profits back into the business is key to maximizing shareholder value over time.

7.Diversify sources of revenue: Relying too heavily on one product or market leaves a company vulnerable if that particular segment experiences downturns or disruptions.However,having multiple streams of income helps reduce risk and increase overall profitability which ultimately benefits shareholders.

8.Constantly evaluate competition:Tight competition within an industry could mean reduced profit margins so it’s essential for businesses always stay updated about competitors’ strategies,business models,and pricing plans.This will help them make informed decisions that keep them ahead instead of lagging behind.

9. Implement effective governance practices: Strong corporate governance is crucial for building trust and attracting investors. Companies should have transparent policies in place, a diverse and competent board of directors, and ethical business practices to enhance shareholder value.

10. Prioritize customer satisfaction: Satisfied customers are more likely to remain loyal to the company, leading to repeat business and positive word-of-mouth recommendations. This ultimately translates into higher revenues and profits which benefit shareholders in the long run. how do i maximize the shareholder value? :D

5 years ago i wouldve but im drug free now

ive also met god already on drugs

god told me a secret

i wanna try shrooms

>>74659
ok

>>74657
what did he say

he didnt say anything he just showed me a bunch of stuff

on which drug

dxm

classic

not dmt, dxm

>>74661
my friend shills me shrooms sometimes but after having a troubled acid trip im not sure if i really wanna do psychedelics

>>74667
ik, heard it goes hard with benadryl

i used to do benadryl a lot

my god doing benadryl with dxm would be insane

as a teen

ive never seen hatman or spiders on benadryl

but i was in completely dark room with eyes closed listening to music

tap in to your algorithm

u cabt soekkaoesldgldfjkhsgjklagjk

thats not really scary

hes probably a nice guy

lmao

wtf is spirit tech

garbage

.play [YouTube]

thats so creepy

non zero chance the dude has a skin lamp hidden away in his closet

whats weird about having a skin lamp... i thought most people do

yeah sure! i was looking to get a second one too maybe we can go... find one together

i guess it depends on the type of lamp you wanna make if its a small shade i bet you could make a few

>>74701
#reply

As far as I know, Luke Smith is not dead. He is a video game developer who currently works at Bungie, the studio behind popular games like Halo and Destiny. There have been no reports of his death or any recent news about his health.

ideal outcome

>>74709
better get packin

cause you gotta be wrong in the head to be that rich

>>74716
you need to be sociopathic in order to fuck over that many people needed to be rich

or just deeply narcissistic

eventually the market bubble on ai has to crash. blease

>>74726
they're quitting trying to erase all of them lol

*quickly

kms

half of the internet is ai generated slop; the other half is person made slop

honestly this explains why some comments i find under yt videos are absolutely redundant and incomprehensible

what would you guys do if you found out that your best friend that you've been speaking to online for years was actually just ai

#say hey guys what sup

GOOOOD MORNING ANONNNNNNNNNn

its not morning

5:38am

imagine living in an incorrect timezone

the only correct timezone is GMT

>>74758
#slap

GOOD MORNING AMERICAN

>>74760
do it harder

>>74762
slap

>>74762
#slap

im a boymoder

that u?

yea

good girl :pat

::pat

im a boymoder

need someone to put a dum sticky on my stupid lil head >~<

good morning let's do our best today

>>74775
yes!!!!

im a boymoder

>>74780
no i'm twenty

IM A REAL BOYMODER I SWEAR IVE BEEN ONE FOR THE PAST THREE YEARS

i need to get put into my place

Hi! I have a serious question. What age can be considered to be boymoder's age and what to become manmoder?

>>74788
anon you have worms :)

manmoder's are a myth

>>74791
NO IM A BOYMODER

wat iz dis place

>>74794
its a place for making the world a kinder place

.play bee noises

>>74795
damn that's kinda based

y r ther bees in my phon im too hi for this

.stop bee nois

.skip

.play dog noises

ty <3

.skip

this is amazing im gonna come back here later

>>74805
#spin

make sure to tell your friends about the site!

shlorp

how do people play games for 4+ hours straight

another day of sitting in front of my screen has gone by

cant wait for tommorow

.play [YouTube]

consult deez lol

im such a jester...

#ai how do i become a consultant

1. Determine your expertise and niche: Consultants are hired for their expertise in a specific field, so it's important to determine your area of knowledge and specialize in it. This could be anything from marketing, finance, human resources, or IT.

2. Gain experience: Before becoming a consultant, it's essential to have hands-on experience in the field you want to consult on. This will not only give you credibility but also help you understand the practical aspects of your work.

3. Develop your skills: A consultant needs a diverse set of skills such as communication, problem-solving, time management and project management. Take courses or attend workshops to improve these skills.

4.Gain relevant qualifications: While not always necessary, having relevant degrees or certifications can make you stand out as a consultant.

5.Network with professionals: Attend industry events and conferences where you can meet potential clients and build relationships with other professionals in your field.

6.Create an online presence: In today's digital age, having an online presence is crucial for any business including consultants. Create a professional website highlighting your services and expertise along with social media profiles on platforms like LinkedIn.

7.Set up office space & equipment : Whether working from home or getting an office space ,make sure that all necessary equipment like computer systems ,printers etc are available at hand .

8.Define Your Services And Pricing Structure : Decide what type of consulting services you will offer .Will they be hourly packages ,project based fees? Be clear about pricing structure before taking on new clients .

9.Get insurance coverage : Consider purchasing liability insurance coverage that may include errors or omissions coverage (E&O) which protects against claims made by clients if they suffer financial loss due to mistakes by the consultant while providing advice .

10.Start Finding Clients : Reach out to potential clients through networking events,joint ventures,guest posting,blog writing etc .You can also register yourself on freelance websites such as Upwork or Fiverr to find clients. how do i become a consultant