At least let me mate you

>>747684
don't fucking say it like that

>>747684
#edit make it sound less weird

>>747686
I plan on mating you thoroughly

I will take it slow

THERE

your coveted victory

Satisfied you bullied a defenseless IDIOT

>>747696
I am glad that I mated with you

>>747698
I will never gracefully accept defeat

I will fight to the end

Okay, if you wanna go another round I am down

But you should def brush up on theory

>>747704
I have never played chess formally, and only really had a handful of games

so, yes, I should probably do that

>>747706
In the future uh, knights like to be in the center of the board, the queen is too valuable to bring out early unless you have a good reason, bishops have very long range (if you noticed I was moving the pawn up to move the bishop into a lil bunker for the longest possible diagonal, that is called a fianschetto), and then like uh please look at the status of your pieces before you move them, ie letting your queen die

>>747708
I do, but often forget what the fuck I was doing and get focused on some retarded move to undo my mistakes, admittedly

>>747709
>>747711
I'll be sure to take this into consideration

>>747710
Unfortunately uh, you are kind of too early on to even really know like the detailed advice, you are like just past the "horsey moves like this" stage

>>747715
very kind of you lol

>>747715
Do you mean to imply any other advice would just confuse me at this stage?

>>747723
Yes

It wouldn't be beneficial for you to get a lecture on how to properlly conduct attacks and how to determine which side to attack

Oh I guess one other piece of advice you should know

Pawns also like to be in the center, they are much more important than they seem, but early on for you, you are probably going to want to play more open positions anyway, tactical games instead of positional games

You should always deeply consider when you are going to move your "flank" pawns, the pawns on the C and F rank, because they tend to be crucial for holding the center

>>747736
they also open up the bishops?

oh no

i was thinking of the wrong orientation

>>747741

>>747741

>>747740
Aside from that, I don't got much more to say that wouldn't confuse you

Another round :3

>>747756
lewd

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   Depeche Mode - Enjoy the Silence (Remastered)

   Depeche Mode

   4:40
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   Depeche Mode - Personal Jesus (Remastered)

   Depeche Mode

   3:46
3. 3.
   
   THE BEST MIX OF DEPECHE MODE

   DJ TREBLE MIX

   51:41
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   0:43
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>>747761
hi

Hello, how are you?

>>747759
wow just like me fr fr

>>747767
hmm? What was that?

>>747771
Huh?

Wait why does hot dog have a slight vignette

oh lawl

.play cake wheels

.play tale of brave ulysses

.play world of pain cream

.play deus ex intro

.

.play [YouTube]

>>747801
que quieres

>>747806
eres un latino???

entiendes frances? OH yes

strawgirl! You are supposed to be asleep!

Same with bloober!

>>747814
You should nap!

There's no sunshine when you're gone

>>747813
esto esta supergenial!

but I definitely cannot understand french, maybe bits and pieces

>>747856
same here, I don't have the keyboard setup for that

labby sounds like a labia and I'm frankly disgusted

Too many spite checks

Your rook should have been laying out progress for your pawns instead of batting my king around without much of a plan

>>747867
I'm not even sure what kind of plan I'd have in motion

to be frank, it always feels like I'm getting harassed, at least I see vectors of attack and then get a little paranoid, perhaps too much defense, at least that's the way I see it

>>747869
Definitely lol, I gave you alot of free pieces and I know for a fact that you had to have seen some obvious tactics but you were convinced it was part of some complex trap when it wasn't, the pieces were just free

I really walked into that one

thought I was so clever

even with two pieces on the board I get giddy

Yes

Alright you are about to be mated thoroughly

>>747880
do you develop a crush on everyone who kisses you virtually?

>>747884
wait a minute, is this booger?

Okay Luca you also need more time pressure next time because holy shit lmao

>>747888
people have complained in the past about this

The time advantage was literally an hour and a half and you were down to 17 minutes

>>747892
I didn't realize there was an impostor running around

erm

>>747957
you talk to them like people, no? lol

>>747965
That seems like a first step... though it's egregiously hard given the current environment

I also don't know your circumstances

>>747957
flatter them in a meaningful way that they likely haven't been flattered for before, then break the ice with them so you can properly converse, and if they are interested, make your interest very clear to them

>>747969
Look at this guy, a lady killer

>>747971
maybe don't assume that about yourself...

>>747971
That's not true though

>>747972
*unzips dick with pissed off expression* how's this for proof

>>747977
That sounds like anxiety talking

What kind of evidence do you have for this?

>>747981
Have you considered playing chess with women and then verbally insulting them when they lose to you?

>>747985
It's called Dark Triadmaxxing, belittle women in order to show them your inherent narcissism and dominance, it's like you haven't even read Atomic Habits

>>747987
I do Muay Thai and did boxing for a while, so I get natural bonesmashing plus cauliflower ear

>>747986
Is there any value in the self-improvement books I constantly see. I don't think I've ever picked one up.

>>747991
You are asserting your dominance and projecting your aura onto those around you by belittling them for their lack of chess abilities, like I am doing to Luca right now in order to thoroughly seduce him with my Dark Triad traits just like Patrick Bateman

>>748000
That is exactly what I do

>>747997
You have never seen me suck a dick, I could be straight, for all you know.

Perhaps I am Dark TriadMaxxing as well, and we're tricking each other into being gay

>>748005
Well I am definitely VERY straight and like literally like.... straight as fuck so....

baltanon, can you get me some amber from the Baltic? It's a nice curiosity to have on a shelf

>>748008
huh? What did I do?

>>748028
There's a long history (if twinkanon is REALLY reading the book I sent him) of amber trading in europe, in fact the english word for electricity comes from the greek word for amber, electros. This is because they would rub amber against a silk cloth and then witness the electrostatic charges attract other objects

>>748042
This is literally me what the fuck

>>748031
Okay NERD (you are cute and I am interested in this discussion, I am reading the book but as of this moment I have been on hold with it reading something else, but I find your book rec enjoyable)

>>748046
i

>>748055
I just have to overexplain everything because i'm a faggot, i apologize

uh something something Hanseatic League?