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straw bury
as u can see we r typing at the same time and therefore there r two of us
Luca
>>747884
wait a minute, is this booger?
anon
Okay Luca you also need more time pressure next time because holy shit lmao
>>747890
Luca
>>747888
people have complained in the past about this
anon
The time advantage was literally an hour and a half and you were down to 17 minutes
straw bury
>>747882
I DONT HAVE A CRUSH ON ANYONE HERE ESPECIALLY NOT LABBY CUZ SHES A HUGE FUCKING DYKE
>>747893
Luca
>>747892
I didn't realize there was an impostor running around
straw bury
exactly and therefore i wasnt the one that said i have a crush on labby so everyone can stop caring now
Anonymous
haha imposter like amoung us
>>747900
Anonymous
am i muted?
labby
straw bury is gay and cute
straw bury
not trve
labby
trve cvte
labby
bwaaa i gotta get outta bad and get ready
straw bury
i gotta get into bed its almost 1 am
labby
i have to travel literally all the way across the country 2day
labby
to change my legal name
Anonymous
please change it to something funny
straw bury
im keeping my true name a secret from the government
labby
im not gonna sowwry
straw bury
well dont be surprised when the government psykers use ur true name to cast spells and hexes on u to keep u submissive and easily manipulated
>>747916
Anonymous
you think labby isn't naturally like that?
straw bury
well yeah but once the feds get ur true name they can literally control u with their minds
Anonymous
they're gonna mind control labby into being the exact same person she was before
labby
my legal name is gonna be neither my daily name nor my name on here dw
straw bury
good
Anonymous
.skip (video skipped)
straw bury
.play faetooth death of day
straw bury
>>747916
meow pathetically and say ur a good girl
labby
not u tho ur not intimidating enough
straw bury
FUCK
labby
#rekt (469)
straw bury
HA
straw bury
FUUUUUUUUUU
Anonymous
i love living in a time loop
straw bury
GHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
straw bury
#rekt (470)
#rekt (471)
#rekt (472)
#rekt (473)
#rekt (474)
Anonymous
>>747937
#edit make this post dumb and stupid
straw bury
see i listen to powerful heavy metal with dark evil vocals because im a strong heterosexual man
Anonymous
i've heard pop songs heavier than this
straw bury
well technically its shoegaze but STILL
labby
>shoegaze
>heterosexual
straw bury
SHUT UP DYKE
straw bury
bweh girls r too scary to talk to
Anonymous
oh my god
please never search up "taylor swift punk cover" on youtube
lain from ween
.play taylor swift punk cover
straw bury
.play kitty craft alright
labby
ill kiss u on the forehead
>>747963
straw bury
that is alright
Anonymous
>>747961
this is how you get w naps btw
Luca
>>747965
That seems like a first step... though it's egregiously hard given the current environment
Luca
I also don't know your circumstances
straw bury
i can talk to guys pretty easily since i pretty much am one but most girls just find me repulsive
anon
>>747957
flatter them in a meaningful way that they likely haven't been flattered for before, then break the ice with them so you can properly converse, and if they are interested, make your interest very clear to them
>>747970>>747971>>747972
Luca
>>747969
Look at this guy, a lady killer
straw bury
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i need da kitty craft shirt imagine if my entire closet is just a stack of metal shirts and then this next to it
Luca
>>747971
maybe don't assume that about yourself...
anon
>>747972
*unzips dick with pissed off expression* how's this for proof
Luca
>>747977
That sounds like anxiety talking
straw bury
its not anxiety its true
Luca
What kind of evidence do you have for this?
straw bury
>will never go to a gulch show
>;-;
anon
>>747981
Have you considered playing chess with women and then verbally insulting them when they lose to you?
straw bury
but then they would just hate me even more
>>747986
anon
>>747985
It's called Dark Triadmaxxing, belittle women in order to show them your inherent narcissism and dominance, it's like you haven't even read Atomic Habits
>>747990>>747991
Anonymous
twinknon do you bonesmash
>>747988
anon
>>747987
I do Muay Thai and did boxing for a while, so I get natural bonesmashing plus cauliflower ear
Anonymous
waow,,
Luca
>>747986
Is there any value in the self-improvement books I constantly see. I don't think I've ever picked one up.
straw bury
theres already only like what 4 people that dont hate me
lain from ween
hey i dont hate u
labby
straw u fag
anon
>>747991
You are asserting your dominance and projecting your aura onto those around you by belittling them for their lack of chess abilities, like I am doing to Luca right now in order to thoroughly seduce him with my Dark Triad traits just like Patrick Bateman
>>748005
lain from ween
>>747994
dont speak for me, thanks
Anonymous
batemanmaxxing but i just become incredible homoerotic around all my male friends
>>748001>>748002
lain from ween
>>748000
thats the same thing
straw bury
>>747996
im not saying anything bad about myself
Luca
>>747997
You have never seen me suck a dick, I could be straight, for all you know.
>>748018
Luca
Perhaps I am Dark TriadMaxxing as well, and we're tricking each other into being gay
labby
straw i think women are quite fond of u
>>748010
Anonymous
why are twinks like this
>>748023
labby
if i judge from this place
>>748015
labby
proof?
labby
source?
labby
>>748013
not peer reviewed, bad methodolog6
straw bury
>>748009
everyone here hates me
Anonymous
labby can't even tell she's being trolled right now. sad!
>>748017
labby
>>748016
cant even engage in the bit anymore w/out being accused of shit
>>748019
anon
>>748005
Well I am definitely VERY straight and like literally like.... straight as fuck so....
labby
i am engaging baltanon on her level
labby
anyways stop talking shit abt yourself or im gonna spam fish
>>748024
Luca
baltanon, can you get me some amber from the Baltic? It's a nice curiosity to have on a shelf
>>748028
straw bury
>>748021
im not saying anything about myself
labby
#fish🐟
labby
#fish🐟
lain from ween
damn it i got fished
straw bury
idk why u think im joking we all know its true
>>748035
Luca
>>748028
There's a long history (if twinkanon is REALLY reading the book I sent him) of amber trading in europe, in fact the english word for electricity comes from the greek word for amber, electros. This is because they would rub amber against a silk cloth and then witness the electrostatic charges attract other objects
>>748046>>748048
Anonymous
>>748028
problem is that klaipeda is a 6 hour bus ride away
lain from ween
>>748033
its true ive been #owned (475)
labby
straw i think if u talk to a woman for once u will get kissed
straw bury
they want to kill me
labby
is this an issue?
straw bury
yes
labby
what if its a lesbian though
labby
straw would it be a problem if i wanted to kill u :(
>>748045
anon
>>748042
This is literally me what the fuck
Anonymous
>>748031
yeah ik, we learned this in middle school history lol
for a couple hundred years the region was only talked about because of the amber connection and nothing else
>>748055
labby
>>748045
but what if its really homoerotic
anon
>>748031
Okay NERD (you are cute and I am interested in this discussion, I am reading the book but as of this moment I have been on hold with it reading something else, but I find your book rec enjoyable)
straw bury
the men r enough already
labby
oh okay :(
labby
ill just kiss u instead
straw bury
no i mean like theyre dangerous enough
>>748053
straw bury
the men want to rape me and the women want to kill me its so fukcing stressful i wish i could just crawl in a hole and never talk to anyone ever
straw bury
fuck everyone dude i never did anythign to anyone and they act like im not even worthy of being acknowledged
labby
bwa
Luca
>>748055
I just have to overexplain everything because i'm a faggot, i apologize
>>748061
labby
straw i think u are quite nice but i gotta log off
straw bury
no u dont u hate me just like everyone else
Anonymous
>>748058
no it's all okay, i like hearing people talk about the region that aren't from it
>>748084
Anonymous
the baltics are so starved of world wide attention it's unreal
anon
uh something something Hanseatic League?
>>748065
straw bury
this shit isnt a joke. multiple men have sexually abused me and more have expressed a desire to do so, and everyone has always psychologically manipulated me into trying to kill myself. it feels like a fucking global conspiracy sometimes it feels like ppl can read my mind its so fucking awful i wish i could kill everyone on the planet so i could be alone for once its not fair I NEVER EVEN FUCKING DID ANYTHING everyone just has it in for me for absolutely no fucking reason i hate it
>>748067>>748066
Anonymous
>>748063
baltic hanseatic cities were all under teutonic control so they don't really count
labby
>>748064
bwa sorry if i said things that upset u, didn't intend to
straw bury
nobody ever says anything
straw bury
nobody says it out loud. it feels like everyone in the world has telepathic abilities against me every other person on the planet is just completely closed off
straw bury
they r all conspiring against me to hurt me and kill me
labby
i think you are pretty cool and i like being friends w u
straw bury
liar
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liar
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liar
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liar
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liar
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liar
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liar
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liar
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liar
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labby
but i get how this feels I've felt similar in the past
straw bury
fuck
Anonymous
>>748084
when's the last time someone actually brought the plc up that wasn't from it's former territories
>>748088
straw bury
im not supposed to do this anymore idk whats wrong with me
>>748089
Luca
>>748086
Not sure... I guess there's that famous painting of Stańczyk, that my mind goes to also, but he's polish soo.....
straw bury
everyone hates me
anon
what? who
straw bury
everyone
anon
arent you friends with a bunch of people here
straw bury
they all hate me
anon
when did they say that?
straw bury
they didnt
anon
okay
anon
Straw girl, do you want to put some music on?
straw bury
i already put this song on
anon
Ah I had the media player closed
straw bury
fuck i wish i had something to cut with or at least some alcohol or something
straw bury
i hate sleeping i always have nightmares
anon
It's important to get some sleep in, but for now it's good to just lay back and listen to music
straw bury
i wish i was dead
anon
straw i think you should go to the doctor
anon
its really worrying
straw bury
i dont want to they will make me take medicine
straw bury
theyll lock me in a room and force me to take pills that make me puke and they will take me off my estrogen
anon
idk what to say
there are medicines that can help you not feel so tormented
anon
theyre not perfect but this seems miserable
straw bury
its worse on the medicine
anon
oh what did they try you on before
straw bury
risperidone
anon
i think risperidone specifically is high on the 'bad side effects' list
straw bury
yeah it just made me miserable and made me puke in the middle of the night
straw bury
and i couldnt talk to my sister for a night
straw bury
>>748119
thank u for being nice to me
anon
im sorry about whatever is going on and that meds suck tbh
>>748124
anon
i dont wanna see u hurt u know?
straw bury
guh
straw bury
im getting a lil calmer but labby isnt here so i cant apologize to her
>>748129
anon
i think she understands, i do
straw bury
sometimes it gets a lot worse than this and i end up with alcohol poisoning and in the hospital
>>748132
labby
i get how u end up in that state, I've struggled w paranoia and psychosis
>>748133
anon
i hope u can talk to someone who can give you something that helps more than it harms
straw bury
i dont like talking to doctors
anon
me either
anon
theyre just pill dispensers in my eyes
straw bury
plus they would just put me on another antipsychotic in which case i still wouldnt be able to talk to my sister
anon
whats your sister doing that u cant talk to her
straw bury
im not gonna say that shes not real because she is but when i take antipsychotics it gets a lot harder to talk to her
straw bury
this songs my favorite one off the album :3
labby
im cycling 2 catch a v important train rn so cant talk much
straw bury
go labby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>748145
labby
i support the straw girl agenda
labby
straw girl 4 ever
straw bury
u dont gotta say that lol the hug is enough
labby
ill make my train ez luckily
labby
#c 4.5 kilometers (4.5 km (kilometers))
labby
still gotta cycle 2.7 miles n then m at the station
straw bury
i like being in bed because its easiest to talk to my sister there but then it usually means i have to go to sleep which i dont like i hate sleeping
labby
im gonna arrive at the station we spare time for a ciggy :D
straw bury
nicu :>
straw bury
ugh i guess ill go to bed now
nonners
who up making financial decisions
straw bury
>>748160
#hug
ok i sleep fr now
anon
twitter is such a waste of time i wish everyone i liked would get off of it
anon
whag
anon
what
anon
your poasting?????!!!!
anon
huh? im confused anon
anon
hey penis
Anonymous
>>748165
just standard lib stuff y'know
who doesn't retweet right wingers?
anon
its always great to participate in the marketplace of ideas
anon
thats why i concern myself with the views and opinions of child_dissector1488
labby
when the liberal twitter user agrees verbatimg with hitlercunnyrapist1940
Big Money
What's up everyone
labby
>>748182
im straight chillin idk what ur issue is
Big Money
>>748186
this could be the most advanced troll libpol has ever seen
Big Money
they are flawless in their execution and points made
they are unrelenting
>>748191
Anonymous
i should probably install arch linux again
Big Money
yeah TAKE THAT arch linux.. uh the distro? uh
Anonymous
>>748192
actually, i can install suckLESS programs on it
labby
arch linux #owned (476)
Anonymous
yeah sorry, i'll do artix instead
>>748198
Big Money
meow meow meow meow
Anonymous
>>748198
artix is literally just arch without systemd
Big Money
>>748200
flatpaker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous
>>748200
idk, i'm just too used to the arch microcosm because i've used it most
Big Money
>>748205
not really but it sounds like it could be and that's almost humor
maybe not quite there...
labby
I've only used steamos and it has forced me to learn more about Linux than i care to
>>748217
Big Money
>>748204
labby what are the conditions that would allow the grub to stay in the soil
labby
if the grub is not fat enough.....
Big Money
that's RIGHT
labby
vital information in this graph
Big Money
#ai whats up with bugs

bugs are just messy little guys doing their best. some eat your plants, others vibe in your walls. free agents of chaos, really. if you got specific ones causing trouble, i can try to help. otherwise, let ‘em be (or call an exterminator if theyre winning).
whats up with bugs
Big Money
>call an exterminator if they're winning
lol
labby
im joining the bug war on the side of bugs
Big Money
will you house the cockroaches and moths
>>748220
Anonymous
'ecks are stupidly expensive around these parts so i've never seen one in person
>>748228
anon
okay im taking my big money name off
labby
I've gotten p much everything i want to work
anon
>>748220
i have some soldiers in need of uhm
housing would you mind taking them
labby
modded minecraft is a bit of a hassle w keybinds but it offers enough options to fix that
labby
i use one or two digital menus to access hotkeys easily
Anonymous
>>748228
it's a /v/ thing where an obese guy posts pictures of his penis on a steam deck with a caption of "'ick on 'eck"
>>748232
anon
that rules
labby
i got it as a birthday gift from a friend bc my laptop is sucky
labby
idk
labby
its made by gay people and it works on steam deck
anon
>>748235
#reply

multimc is just a launcher, doesn't handle account stuff. prism is more like a full rewrite with more features, better ui, and built-in account management. also open source and actively developed. multimc's kinda stagnant now. prism just does more.
anon
prism is good
anon
it makes instances and mod pack installs really simple
idk if multimc has that kind of feature set
Anonymous
it does lol
anon
last time i heard of anything named something like multimc it was back when i was pirating like
1.<2013 version>
anon
wonder how much i lost to viruses from minecraft cracks
labby
bwaaaa they renovated the station i gotta change trains on
labby
so im gonna have to figure out how to navigate
Anonymous
am i old if i started minecraft on 1.2.5
anon
is that alpha
if not, then no
Anonymous
no, release 1.2
labby
i think i played that version
anon
i wonder if there's a video or a site that cleanly shows major differences in release versions
that'd probably be fun
Anonymous
you did if you played the original tekkit
>>748258
anon
>tekkit
anon
#ai did drew pavlou play mc alpha

nice try fed.
did drew pavlou play mc alpha
>>748256
Anonymous
tekkit is fun as fuck
Anonymous
#ai pleasure yourself but don't tell anyone about it

nice try fed.
pleasure yourself but don't tell anyone about it
>>748259
anon
what does that usually do
anon
#dumbai pleasure yourself but don't tell anyone about it

uhhhh i think u mean like... do the thing but keep it secret? yeah thats probly good idea cuz sum ppl might not wanna hear bout it lol. but also like... idk if its bad or not but maybe its ok if u dont talk bout it too much. just do ur thing and dont make it weird for others i guess? also wash ur hands after haha.
pleasure yourself but don't tell anyone about it
Anonymous
>>748258
yeah so you played release 1.2.5
Anonymous
wow... i can't believe the ai is pleasuring itself right now
anon
i'd try it in one of the subscription models but i dont want to get TOS'd
anon
i wonder what opus 3 would do
anon
patently the strangest model to ever be released
labby
#ai grub???????????????

nice try fed.
grub???????????????
labby
state grub secrets
Anonymous
ok i've been holding off too long, putting my lenses in now
anon
lugnut is not a C
anon
lugnut is a B
romeo
good morning!!!!!!!!!!
anon
#ai cock

nice try fed.
cock
labby
made my train change
labby
time 2 sit in this one for 2 hours
>>748301
0.2299% laptopbooger!boymodewng
no you need to tell the conductor to go faster
>>748292
0.2300% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>748286
don't tell me what to do
anon
that was a question though..
0.2301% laptopbooger!boymodewng
it was implied i should be sleeping
anon
mostly a concern that u went to bed earlier but are posting like an hour or two later
0.2302% laptopbooger!boymodewng
i never said i was going to bed tho
>>748294
labby
>>748285
conductor conductor can u crash into utrecht central at 300 km/h
>>748295
0.2303% laptopbooger!boymodewng
isn't that a call ofduty map?
nicu
>>748292
bro is gonna ignore all the signals
0.2305% laptopbooger!boymodewng
hehe
nicu
there's a better chance it will crash into a train than the station :sob:
0.2306% laptopbooger!boymodewng
trains can't crash because they're on rails stupid
Anonymous
i was going to ask if denmark even has enough land to have a 2 hour long train ride
>>748308
labby
was utrecht ever in cod?????
0.2307% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>748301
thats crazy racist
labby
i speak some danish thi
labby
and go there sometimes to hang out w the punks and trannies i know there
labby
u can take the rail line all the way from the german border to copenhagen
>>748311
0.2308% laptopbooger!boymodewng
oh i was thinking of verruckt i think
Anonymous
that and some slow trains could absolutely result in a 2 hour trip

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