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labby
E and a haircut is half the work and the rest comes from there
>>748517
fujo
>>748513
what people have in their mind is often like overplayed i think idk
labby
transitioning will not turn u into an anime girl or one of these twitter girls who's only popular bc she's pretty
fujo
>>748514
i haven't cut my hair since covid :3
labby
you will look like your mom
labby
and thats fine, she's a lovely woman and i enjoyed meeting her last night
Anonymous
ok can we like stop this talk now
labby
yeah sure
fujo
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im sowwy
::glegle sad gondola
labby
fujo
maybei should cut my hair idk
Anonymous
no reason to do so
Anonymous
i haven't cut my hair in 3 years and it looks fine
fujo
yeh but its like 6 years for me
Anonymous
still, your hair probably looks good
>>748534
labby
gotta get on the bus soon
labby
waow fujo real ????
labby
get a hair cut just to get the split hairs out
labby
helps w faster and healthier growth
fujo
yeaaaa iwas thinkign the same
labby
20 minute stopover so i can smoke a ciggie and buy a snack
>>748543
labby
:D
fujo
>>748543
if im ever going to make music this is going to be my 'artist name'
>>748545
Anonymous
white ppl don't say "great band name" anymore, they say this >>748544
labby
>>748543
nah im gonna stop by the grocery next to the station and buy a cheese croissant
labby
i have so many band namea
labby
utrecht centraal is one of the worst stations in the country
>>748550
labby
it just really sucks shit
labby
amsterdam is way worse
labby
utrecht is functional but just really fucking ugly
fujo
i was about to say my old boss (dutch dude) always told me like "dont go to amsterdam, its a fancy tourist trap" and was like "when people in the country take time off they just go to utrecht"
>>748554
labby
>>748553
yeah amsterdam sucks, their main station is trash too
labby
it looks nice from outside but its hell on earth to navigate
labby
best station in the country is ez Groningen Hoofdstation
labby
or well it was before the renovation
Anonymous
yeah but does it have a native pidgeon population like the vilnius bus station does
labby
theres some pidgeons, crows and other birds that live in the old building
Anonymous
that's so based
labby
i used to make friends w them when i travelled there a lot
fujo
i dont get how the train network in a country that small still has you change trains like 3 or 4 times to get to your destination
labby
i mean ther3s regional and national rail hubs
labby
and the coverage is very spotty outside the west and south
fujo
idk i went from uhhh.. nijmegen to rotterdam once and it was like.. kinda painful
labby
yeah that doesnt have a good connection
labby
u get used to it to
fujo
DB my beloved
labby
db just runs a train from bumfuck nowhere to shitass somewhere that goes for 7 hours straight
>>748571
labby
which i respect deeply
fujo
>>748569
i can get to berlin in like 2 trains
fujo
5hrs, othert end of the country
fujo
bumfuck nowhere where i live to munich, munich => berlin
labby
brb getting off train
fujo
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by far the worst train station in germany
labby
bwaaaa
labby
after this a few stops on a regional train n im at hometown
labby
or birth town more like
Anonymous
wooo, the ukranian anti corruption agencies will remain independent
labby
it was p good
labby
gotta rush to make my next train wich sucks but hopefully the bus is on time
Anonymous
why can't everywhere be like switzerland :(
>>748588
labby
i have never been to switzerland
Anonymous
i haven't either, but i've heard that every settlement has a train station and i really wish that was the case here too
labby
ughhhh we have a small delay and the driver is a feckless idiot so i may miss my transfer
labby
things looking up for true labby heads
labby
the driver toggled on his brain
labby
idk what that means
Anonymous
i don't think anyone knows either
labby
total labby victory im on the train
Anonymous
wow
fujo
I lose
fentmom
yeah dutch people love to stare from what ive seen
Anonymous
everyone in small towns loves to stare
Anonymous
my mom used to barge into my room when i was sleeping to stare at the road from my window
fentmom
i like to look at my friend labby she look very cool
fentmom
i need a cig
labby
hi fent im in my birthplace to amend my birth certificate
labby
its all the way across the country from my hometown
labby
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just signed the document my legal name is now [REDACTED] and my gender marker is a F now
>>748611
shrimp
they are 20 elo away from top 500
shrimp
or were
shrimp
oh wait no i knocked them out of top 500
nonners
why the fuck is my left eye so dry, i have both of them open all day why is it only the left one
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Drink water with eye
nonners
>Randalf
stopped reading
>>748620
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>748618
Excuse me?
nonners
you are excused! go away
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Nah I don't think so
nonners
>excuse me
>is excused
>doesnt accept the excusement
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Whatever, I just gave advice
fentmom
randal im installing corkskrew rules
fentmom
im going to kick ass
fentmom
my polend friend says i should move to russia
>>748629
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Hell yeah
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>748627
I wouldn't take their advice
nonners
would you move to russia if you lived in the UK
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Anywhere is better than UK
nonners
fair
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
They banned gooning lmao
nonners
how did they ban gooning
nonners
oh
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
You know
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
New law says no gooning
nonners
>knows
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Sorry Professor Oak, I'm not catching all 1000+ pokeymans I'm too old for this
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Sometimes all you need is a level 1 Ratatta to sweep
shrimp
i prefer strong bug
shrimp
she murdered 3 pokemon
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Damn, Emmet has gone insane after his brother disappeared into the void
shrimp
im sorry i dont get ti
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Did you play Legends Arceus?
shrimp
not very much of it
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Okay so your opponent's avatar is Emmet, a train station master from gen 5 games. He has a twin brother Ingo. In LA Ingo is sucked into a portal and is somehow in the past with Hisui cast
>>748659>>748667
nonners from small screen
why doesnt anyone use pikachu isnt he the main pokemon or something? who tf is snorlax
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Pikachu sucks, only Partner Pikachu is any good
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Just get a thunder stone and use the much more superiour Raichu
nonners from small screen
but pikachu is the main guy
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Where? Pokemon Yellow?
nonners from small screen
idk anything about pokemon
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I know too much and I can't rest easy
nonners from small screen
pokemonfags be like oooh man look at these stats yeeeeaaah thats the stuff lets gooo yea
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Numbers my friend, it's all bout the numbers (and RNGesus)
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>tfw no regular Raichu in NEw Snap
Why live
anon
god i wish i was clickertrained
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I don't like math I just like number crunching
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>748666
Hell yeah feesh
labby
what game is this from
labby
also i changed my legal name :D
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Congrats
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Hope you'll be happier with a new name
fujo
i love walnuts
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I love keshuews
fujo
walnuts, honey and yogurt......
romeo
work time work time!!
romeo
i got the summer edition red bull this time
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Red bul...
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>748681
Yay :D
romeo
they only had the sugar free version at Wawa 💔
romeo
im too busy sugarmaxxing
romeo
but i don't mind it
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Gotta get those diabetes *flex*
romeo
so real
romeo
it's genetic on both sides of my family and im already fat so i have good chances
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Miraculously I've been consuming sugar for years and still not diabetic
romeo
oh wait oh my god randal did i tell you about work yesterday
>>748693
nonners from small screen
everyone has been consuming sugar for years
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>748691
No, I'm employed...
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Unemployed
romeo
im the most employed person in the universe
>>748698
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Jobless
>>748701
nonners from small screen
just remove the un from unemployed
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>748695
So jealous of you
romeo
so i work with kids a lot i work in a kids library after all and every so often there are summer camps that come over
romeo
uh there was a summer camp yesterday of like 20 kids age 5-8 and they REALLY REALLY liked me
>>748703
romeo
herding around me like a sheep and asking me to read to them
fentmom
>>748700
you're the big little buddy
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Man
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I hate kids
romeo
they also really really liked mikuplush
>>748709
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I would have a heart attack if some snotty Billy tried touching my comfort items
>>748711
romeo
my biggest points of pride come from when little kids like me but oh god they liked me too much
romeo
they were taking turns reading to me in Chinese
romeo
>>748707
i get anxious when my peers touch my plushies
fentmom
oh were these kids like mostly chinese
fentmom
for some reason i imagine you living in a town full of wholly irish americans
romeo
no i live in a very very diverse city lol
romeo
my neighborhood is mostly Asian
romeo
used to be mostly Irish
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Hmmm San Diego
>>748719
fentmom
ic ic
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Madagascar
romeo
lmfao
romeo
i dropped a massive hint by saying i went to Wawa
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
What's Wawa
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Sounds like a curse word in african languagw
romeo
convenience store in the East Coast
fentmom
wawa is the name of my cat and also a NJ institution
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I only know Tim Horton's because of Ranfren
romeo
I've been to Tim Hortons once when i went to Detroit to visit my dad's family
fentmom
ive been to timmy hortons in the UK theres lots of locations up north for some Raisin
romeo
i will never ever set foot in c*nada
fentmom
i might have to go to canada for my japan trip
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I will move to Canada
fentmom
im banned from the US and i know that doesnt apply to stepping foot in their airports but im not gonna risk it
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Good job
fentmom
also my phone is full of anti israel memeys
romeo
oh my god this red bull is SO GOOD
>>748742
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I wish I was banned from USA
fentmom
just beat up someone in your country and youll get banned from the US
romeo
ABSOLUTELY PEAK
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
My dad was redbullpilling me before but I tried it and it's meh
romeo
sooooo yummyyyyy
fentmom
>>748736
do you get regular bull or any of the weird flavours
romeo
mostly the weird flavors
romeo
i have a week left of work and I'm trying to try every red bull flavor i can until then
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Tfw you drink 50 red bulls but instead of getting wings you get kidney stones #relatable
romeo
I've had the red edition, Amber edition, summer edition, and pink edition
romeo
summer and Amber are by far my favorite
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Monster is crazy expensive here but it's worth it
nonners from small screen
had a noghtmare last nigh i was late for an exam
nonners from small screen
twice in a row
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I had a dream I was dating a bee and was afraid she would sting me so I was hiding in my roon
>>748754>>748756
romeo
waow
nonners from small screen
i dont have any exams left
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Tes
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>748756
Well excuse me "I was late for exam" dreamer
fentmom
i had a racist ass dream
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
THe one where I was a lab subject was way better
nonners from small screen
lateforexamsisters......
Anonymous
naurrr
fentmom
concerning how many of my dreams are just racist and paranoid
>>748765
nonners from small screen
id rathet be late for exam than date a bee
romeo
i had a nightmare that my favorite family member ever, my mom's little brother, had suddenly lost his job and home and girlfriend and everything and he posted for help on guys social media and we were like ??? dude we can house you you're literally a 30 minute drive from us and he was like nooooo i wanna let Instagram know
>>748770
fentmom
>>748765
i was at a majority black house party and it was going alright until this guy yougner than me called me out for being too loud and i said to him "your accents so middle class" and i walked off and he was shouting death threats at me
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
HOly shit lmao
fentmom
this is probably something id do irl if i felt like someone was stepping to me and they had a voice/accent i could attack
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
That wasn't very cash money of you
romeo
>>748764
coincidentally, I'm going to visit him today
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I've been having dreams for 3 nights in a row, I think it's because I've been going swimming
romeo
im surprised i haven't had any project sekai related dreams yet
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I've been a Pokemon fan my entire life, still none of that
romeo
i had a homestuck dream once
>>748776
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I did however had numerous dreams about 4chan
fentmom
>>748774
i dont want to call you stereotypical but you have such endearing traits like this
romeo
hehehehe
romeo
the dream was very simple, i was calliope and i took jade out on a date and we watched the sonic movie
>>748782
fentmom
>>748778
jade was like the human i crushed on when i was 14 the most
fentmom
i guess thats not very surprising
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>748783
Kasan
fentmom
jade terezi nepeta if you're reading this please come live with me in my mansion
>>748789
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Suprised nobody's keyboard fighting you
fentmom
>>748789
one time a terezi cosplayer hit me with her cane and i think it gave me like perm brain damage
>>748811
shrimp
>>748790
it makes it more embarassing for them! not me!
nonners from small screen
oh, didnt think of that
romeo
i look like terezi
romeo
just not blind (yet)
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Sugoi Quest for Kokoro?
shrimp
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they were literally 239th on the ladder waow
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Bird
nonners from small screen
whos number one
shrimp
to be fair top 500 is like probably 500 out of 1000 or 1500 people lol
nonners from small screen
whete are u in the rankings
Anonymous
should i start reading homestuck again (i quit 1000 pages in)
>>748806
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Just heard a youtuber say "Rabbit fart catastrophe"
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I do the same with Hokuto no Ken manga
Anonymous
>>748806
yeah but like is it worth it to continue
romeo
if you can keep track of the lore
romeo
it's absolutely worth it
labby
>>748791
this does not surprise me
romeo
the first 4 acts are pretty slow just establishing the main mechanics of the universe
labby
potentially the most fentmom thing to ever happen
labby
-homestuck
-cosplayer
-permanent brain damage
>>748826
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Yeah
romeo
.play monitoring deco*27
romeo
ive had this song in my head all day
Anonymous
why does zappa have his frank out on the cover of zoot allures
>>748822
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Tax collectros when I don't pay taxes
nonners
big screen time
Anonymous
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>>748818
it's like one of the most prominent things on the cover too
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>748825
Masters probably
labby
i know what game they're from and i played legends arceus
labby
in what game does emmet go insane
>>748823
fentmom
both insane projections of my ideal self
romeo
i cosplayed kankri when i was 14
>>748830
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I don't even know this song I just saw Randal fanart of it
fentmom
>>748828
i was about to jump when i thought u were saying "karkat"
>>748837
Anonymous
oh yeah me and john egbert share a birthday
>>748833
Anonymous
he's 11 years older than me though
labby
fentmom i know what u are
>>748841
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I know what YOU are
romeo
i wanna cosplay rui,,, the boy from my game,,,
>>748843
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play vocaloid glucagon
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I thought Mega Dragonite was a meme but it's real istg
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>748843
His hair must be 10000% fried from dyeing
romeo
as far as we know it's natural, including the blue bits, but i like to think he dyed it to oblivion
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Anime amirite
labby
(<3)
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>748847
What's wrong with that
labby
nothing
labby
it just happens a lot
romeo
>>748847
he's my silly boy. my baby. my boyfriend. he's literally me. he blows up his school daily with fireworks
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
When I like a character a lot I have a hard time deciding if I want to be with them or BE them
romeo
i am exactly 9 months younger than him wait no
labby
im in the longest regional train in the worl dever
labby
its going halfway across the country and it stops at every station
romeo
his bday is june 2005 im September 2006
romeo
1 year and 3 months
romeo
yes
romeo
i know math guys
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
It must be the Moon's curse
labby
by god you're a baby
romeo
yes
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
2 years younge than me? THat's not a baby go pay taxes
romeo
i am a very small baby child
labby
im from 2002
romeo
Grandma
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
GRandpa
fentmom
GrandPerson
labby
but thats okay we love u for it
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
"I'm a 90's kid" No, you're a 30 year old man
romeo
>>748868
charles leclerc birth year that's a formula 1 reference
nonners
being born after 2000 should be illegal
labby
i cant help it sorry
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Well that's half the thread gone then
romeo
.play top 5 gayest rui kamishiro cards
labby
i was supposed to be born in 2001
labby
but i was a late birth
fentmom
i was supposed to be born on april fools day but i held out (until world autism day lmao)
>>748886
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I wasn;t supposed to be born at all, my parents just didn't have money for abortion
>>748888
labby
>>748884
april fools: your child is autistic!
fujo
im born in the early 2000s
fentmom
>>748885
i mean im pretty sure i was concieved during a bout of speed and weed so
labby
i was conceived when my dad came back from deployment im p sure
romeo
i was conceived on Christmas Eve
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
My dad demanded a child so here we are
romeo
this is a real thing
romeo
in the city or the field or the globe
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
FRutiger Aero dimension duh
>>748899
nonners
i was born on the new year, very easy to calculate my age
Anonymous
they tried to take me out back as soon as i was born but they partially failed
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Lol
fentmom
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my friend gets mad whenever i post this picture hes like "i dont like that blonde"
labby
gay
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Jpeg curse
romeo
when are my children getting here i need to check
>>748911
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Imagine being a seahonse
fentmom
>>748910
i was born in this town / live here my whole life / never anything to do in this town / live here my whole life !!!
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I wish humans laid eggs
Anonymous
i remember one time raging so hard at fortnite that i started crying and my friends started laughing at me

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