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krissu (26 (geriatric))
im making chamomile tea cuz i have no weed
krissu (26 (geriatric))
im in my tpol era
krissu (26 (geriatric))
man wtf this shit slaps the music, the vids god damn
straw bury
IKR
straw bury
god bless god hand
straw bury
i wanna go to a godhand show so bad but unfortunately they r cursed to never leave the state of california
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I want to kill a president
krissu (26 (geriatric))
fuck i was in cali
krissu (26 (geriatric))
god i miss cheap weed
straw bury
i miss being drunk
krissu (26 (geriatric))
my shitty body gets fucked by alcohol
straw bury
thats half the fun for me lol
krissu (26 (geriatric))
not fucked as in drunk fucked as in like my hands get covered in blisters cuz of some weird hereditary condition i have
>>749537
straw bury
unless u mean the hangover
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Just saw something beutiufl
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Beutiuf
straw bury
>>749533
this is the type of shit schoolteachers use to make kids scared of drinking
>>749541
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Beautiful
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Fuci
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Ah
krissu (26 (geriatric))
>>749537
lol right
krissu (26 (geriatric))
i was bvilt for weed
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Can someone please buy me a spelling book I feel like I need to repeat pre-k now T-T
straw bury
alcohol consumption can cause spontaneous combustion
straw bury
i wonder if weed is cheap or expensive here in seattle
krissu (26 (geriatric))
it fucken hurts, sometimes i drink a fuck ton anyways and i end up getting like the tips of my fingers are all fucked cuz they just like turn into blisters
>>749548
garfield
maybe don't do that owie
krissu (26 (geriatric))
and then my hands get all scaly
krissu (26 (geriatric))
its kinda cool but also kinda sucks
straw bury
ive found that the best way to get weed is just to go out at like 2 am and then go to a train station or something and befriend some random guy there and if u talk to him enough he might offer u some weed
krissu (26 (geriatric))
yknow funny enough the train station here does reek of weed maybe i can find a guy to give me some for a blowie
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>749551
Deviantart
krissu (26 (geriatric))
lol jk
straw bury
i would blow a random guy at a train station for sum vodka right about now
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Right now, you say?
>>749559
krissu (26 (geriatric))
vodka was my fav
straw bury
>>749557
yeah..................................................................................... right now...................................................
>>749560
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>749559
Well, can't provide that
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Sorry
krissu (26 (geriatric))
i used to drink it straight from the bottle lol
krissu (26 (geriatric))
one time my hand got so fucked up one of my nails detached
straw bury
jesuchristo
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Docking my local priest to make him legalize gay marriage
krissu (26 (geriatric))
lol
straw bury
the anti gay politician when i give him the best sloppy swirlie bidet top hes ever had in his life
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Mam this is a Diary Queen
straw bury
>DIARY QUEEN
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Blizzord
booger (phone)!boymodewng
glizzard sucking on glizzies
garfield
king glizzard and the glizzie wizzie
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Imagine playing Nuzlocke lmao, I'd rather let my mons live
straw bury
the "ma'am ur card just declined" ass cashier at the diary queen when i give him the ultimate slushy slimy swirly top of his life
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>diary
YOU MISSPELLED YOU ME
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Dairy?
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Idk any english
>>749579
straw bury
>>749578
u speak english very well my friend :3
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
For a russian
garfield
esls be like
>Please excuse my most horrific use of the English language; I am unversed in the intricacies of this barbaric tongue
>>749583>>749584
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I guess
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>749581
>americans when a european makes a minor spelling mistake while speaking english they learned as a 17th language
>>749589
garfield
>>749583
ESL - english second language
booger (phone)!boymodewng
i’m esl
straw bury
.play godhandusa dis side music video
fentmom
esls be like waht you facking sey about my cantrey
garfield
fuck
booger (phone)!boymodewng
wait garfield you want to have sex omg
>>749593
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Lol
garfield
oh i thoguht you were gonna deletepost it
booger (phone)!boymodewng
DONR FUCKIJF HALT ME
garfield
snu snu time
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
*explodes you*
booger (phone)!boymodewng
moving into new apartment tomorrow just picked up keys
>>749612
straw bury
i will make a pilgrimage to la so that i may attend a godhandusa show
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>la
i just threw up
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Lalalalalala ladelaaa
booger (phone)!boymodewng
LA Sux
straw bury
yeah but godhandusa is cursed to never leave there
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
What's LA
krissu (26 (geriatric))
damn i lived in LA fuck i shoulda found out abt these guys sooner
krissu (26 (geriatric))
LA fucken sucks man
krissu (26 (geriatric))
but god damn i miss cheap weed
krissu (26 (geriatric))
los angeles
krissu (26 (geriatric))
city of angels :p
garfield
>>749598
based i hope the fridge in this new one doesn't explode or make noises and dim ur lights again
>>749621
straw bury
>>749607
los angeles in california
krissu (26 (geriatric))
whole place is dirty and smells like piss, also full of fucking tourists and cringe ass rich ppl who do fake british accents its so fucking weird
>>749619
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
It's California, it's never good
fentmom
i can never go to la
fentmom
too many oppz
straw bury
>>749615
yeah cuz godhand took all the money there arent even any ops anymore cuz godhand killed them all
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I hope my opps gets AIDS
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>749612
wow fake fan that wasn’t the fridge that was the microwave
>>749627
anon
what does youtube recommended mean by this
nonners
do people really just piss outside in LA
>>749629
anon
>russian video where somebody plays as a femboy in skyrim
>>749628
straw bury
.play godhandusa get yo girl pregnant
booger (phone)!boymodewng
does anyone like latvia
garfield
>>749621
sorry... id idnd't study for the boogjler test.../..
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>749624
My influence :)
nonners
>>749629
what about nature and stuff, they got um... the marine layer
>>749636
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>749630
I do that all the time
straw bury
>>749630
here in seattle we at least have the decency to wait until theres no one around
garfield
>>749630
i wish to someday have this kind of confidence
nonners
.play marine layer is back
krissu (26 (geriatric))
>>749631
ya theres like some shitty marshes that smell like crap and are covered in algae if u want nature
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>fertility propoganda
straw bury
>brought u in this world i can send u back to heaven bitch
krissu (26 (geriatric))
also the LA river which they literally paved over with concrete and now its a tiny trickle that smells like shit
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play akatsuki records necromantic
straw bury
that s whyi got yo giirrlll pregnaaant
nonners
>>749630
chat is this real or just anti LA propaganda
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I want another Blahaj......
krissu (26 (geriatric))
oh and dont go near the santa monica pier after dark unless u wanna get murdered
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Can't have shit in Detroir
straw bury
iss godhand hoe
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
There's 2 of them
>>749650
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
HOLY FUCK DAN HENSHTEL JUMPSCARE
krissu (26 (geriatric))
the marine layer is more of a san francisco thing
anon
The Marine Layer is back (strawgirl)
krissu (26 (geriatric))
sometimes u get it in LA
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I love the bald angry man
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>749654
>works at verizon
Checks out
garfield
do you think he ever grows his eyebrows back out and doesn't like it and goes back to eyebrowless
>>749658>>749659
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Son loaf....
nonners
>>749656
there are no eyebrows there were never any eyebrows, change the subject
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
*screams*
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Do any of y
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
y'all fw Yousei Teikoku
>>749666
anon
.play gort
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I don't have one ahahahahahaha get fucked
nonners
>doesnt know
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
UNO reverse card
nonners
.skip (video skipped)
nonners
shut up bald man
garfield
hatred...
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
How dare you
garfield
he was teaching us about the water cycle...
nonners
you guys were queuing aggresively so i skipped
straw bury
i was just qeuing the entire godhandusa discography but i still wanted to see dan
>>749682
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Akatsuki Records :D
nonners
>>749680
no you were queing and thinking when the fuck is he going to skip this stupid fucking video that no one –
>>749686>>749684
krissu (26 (geriatric))
ive kinda been thinking abt giving up on being a woman and going for the trap meta instead is that wrong
>>749687>>749688>>749690
straw bury
>>749682
#edit this to all be meowing and cat kaomojis
anon
>>749683
do whatever you need to feel good, it's not like there's any "good" or "bad" here
straw bury
>>749683
ur a pretty girl
#hug
straw bury
godhand has objectively the most based cover art
fentmom
>>749683
think about who you want to be in 10-15 years
straw bury
oh my goodness is that famous rap artist gort from the collective karmamob
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Gort
Luca
Hey hey people
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Hello Fish
nonners from small screen
why cant i just have no brainfog no eyestrain and no forearm pain is it too much to ask for, i dont even want a million dollars i just want those things
straw bury
>>749696
hiiiiiiiii :3333333 hihihihii meowww mrowwwawwwawawawaw ^w^ nuzzles ur leg purrrr mrowwwwww X3
>>749699
Luca
>>749698
#edit make this normal greeting
straw bury
>>749696
#make this sound like it waas written by a tranny with catgirl brainrot
anon
Like, hiiiii strawbbyyyyy~ ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* UwU *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

Nyaa~! Lookin' soooooo cute there, my wittle straw-kun! Teehee~ (っ´▽`)っ♡ Don't mind me just~ *pounces* on ur existence like, omgggg so kawaii-desu!!!

Eeee~ *giggles and twirls hair* Can u, like, be my sippy-straw senpai or smth? N-not that I'm, like, totally obsessed or anything! B-baka!! (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄

Uuu~ *tail poofs up* Did I say too much? Nyaaa~ *hides face but peeks through paws* Sowwy if I'm being, like, super extra but ur just so... AAAAAAAAA *explodes into sparkles*

Pwease ignowre my gay panicking, straw-chan~ (人*´∀｀)｡*ﾟ+
Luca
Hello, Twinkle
straw bury
be grateful u got promoted from carl
straw bury
at da godhand show wit krissu
straw bury
.skip (video skipped)
straw bury
.skip (video skipped)
anon
That's not my name either!!
straw bury
.skip (voted to skip this video)
anon
.keep (thank you for your input)
Anonymous
how are youse zoomers so brainrotten that you can't handle a minute without your preferred stimulation
straw bury
dawg this shit is ass
Anonymous
you're caca from a butt
straw bury
yeah but at least im not ass
Luca
.play wooly bully
fentmom
bro go fifa in the bando
garfield
this uploading is only for education purpose
Luca
what the fuck
garfield
thank you gpital
Anonymous
where did gpitral 3 go
Luca
.play nancy sinatra these boots are made for walking
rosie
hig
straw bury
:3
Anonymous
.skip (video skipped)
Anonymous
.skip (video skipped)
0.2333% laptopbooger!boymodewng
#poll you will all donate $36 to booger aka laptopbooger aka !boymodewng/yes/yes/no(yes)
0.2334% laptopbooger!boymodewng
ok pay up bitches
0.2335% laptopbooger!boymodewng
democracy says you owe me money
Anonymous
staged poll
0.2336% laptopbooger!boymodewng
it's not staged it's 100% in favor of yes
>>749746
0.2337% laptopbooger!boymodewng
still 100% in favor of yes
0.2338% laptopbooger!boymodewng
if you absatin from voting btw i get to kill u
fujo
i wrote a shitty browser plugin
fujo
>>749749
this should just be the default tbh
Anonymous
how do i make the video small again
>>749752
garfield
>>749751
little draggable thingy on the bottom left of the video player
garfield
but if u mean the video in a post.... you cannot... just refresh... sadly...
straw bury
im gonna hop on minecraft and mine a fuckton of dimends
0.2339% laptopbooger!boymodewng
ur gonna hop on something
0.2340% laptopbooger!boymodewng
fuck who clicked on it first Madge
garfield
hehehehehehehehhehehe
Anonymous
karma has been dispensed
0.2341% laptopbooger!boymodewng
who had karma dispensed
0.2342% laptopbooger!boymodewng
oh wait i'm dumb you meant the league of legends champion, what happened to her did they get rid of her??
0.2343% laptopbooger!boymodewng
.play among us musical toast
0.2344% laptopbooger!boymodewng
.skip (video skipped)
0.2345% laptopbooger!boymodewng
.play among us musical
0.2346% laptopbooger!boymodewng
damn the dr disrespect part aged poorly
garfield
i
garfield
i love being fucking ass at chess
>>749772
anon
who was that?
anon
Oh that was not Luca lmao
garfield
i see chess link, i click
0.2348% laptopbooger!boymodewng
i'm not ur shawty home boy
garfield
i'm using shawty generally
you are someone's shawty
0.2349% laptopbooger!boymodewng
.play among us musical
Luca
.skip (voted to skip this video)
anon
Oh my god I am going to burn my house down watching this
0.2350% laptopbooger!boymodewng
.keep (ok)
garfield
>oompa loompa parody about aomgnus
i love the alt+m keyboard shortcut on my keyboard
>>749787
anon
.play skibidi toilet song
garfield
incredible
anon
>>749783
punished by the woke mob for fucking kids
Luca
I'm muting this shit
0.2352% laptopbooger!boymodewng
ok i'll play it again so you can be sure to hear it properly
Anonymous
why the FUCK does every video i queue up become 2 days long
0.2353% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>749791
ok so i'll play it again and you can listen to it properly
garfield
excellent please do yes
garfield
oh noo my video player has been closed with the alt+v key combo how could this happen aaa
>>749799
0.2354% laptopbooger!boymodewng
oh okay i'll just keep it queed for the next 25 hours so that if it does start working you can listen in
anon
Okay I'm confused in Russia is the button to make the toilet flush on top instead of a little handle on the side?
>>749801
0.2355% laptopbooger!boymodewng
are you russian?
Anonymous
>>749797
toilet handles are a real thing?
fujo
i wish i had a nice lasagna rn
garfield
they're nice n easy to make i would highly recommend it
>>749804
anon
Luca you are playing against me right now right?
>>749807
Luca
>>749806
yes i just applied what i learned
anon
I am going to do something you'll see alot at early Elos that is something you can punish in the long term
Anonymous
>>749805
garfield what the fuck were you talking about with the toilet handles
Anonymous
that's a urinal
garfield
same difference
Anonymous
that's like saying a door and a wall are the same thing
garfield
but walls don't open or have little knobs on them....
anon
Now you might want to look and see about castling, since my king side castle is complletely fucked up when I tried to chase your bishop out, so I either am going to castle super late or have a super vulnerable king
>>749817
garfield
it's a trick don't listen to him
Anonymous
.skip (video skipped)
Anonymous
ok now queue up the among us musical
anon
>>749820
For that last move, the calculation was in your favor to take my bishop instead of pushing with a pawn, you had more attackers than I had defenders and I would have lost a knight and a bishop in exchange for your bishop
Luca
I hadn't done all the possible permutations of moves in my head, i'll take your word for it
Luca
starting to block myself off, that was not intended
Luca
acfcidental move
Luca
but i'll play where i stand
anon
ah I see
anon
Well in either case, I was going to play that in between move anyway
Luca
What a fucking evil trap
Luca
FUCK YOU AND YOUR EVIL TRAPS
anon
YOU SAW THE SKEWER
anon
I LITERALLY JUST DID THAT SKEWER TO YOU AND YOU WALKED BACK INTO IT
Luca
I KNOW
Luca
I'M A RETARD
Luca
I THOUGHT I COULD DO SOME FANCY MANEUVERING
anon
You just got fucked and you decided to hop back on that dick after two moves
Luca
should I have castled?
anon
At this point buddy, all you have is a prayer
anon
But yes
anon
Your king is going to get batted around too much
0.2358% laptopbooger!boymodewng
l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-luca
>>749842
0.2359% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>749842
h-h-hi
anon
You kept setting yourself up to get forked
anon
It's generally bad to have pieces set up in a way where I can safely attack two of them at once with one of my pieces within a move
>>749850>>749847
Luca
>>749846
I feel like this is a sort of "no shit"
the issue I have is that I feel like I box myself in with my opening, though I must say it was a bit better given the opening you told me to try
0.2360% laptopbooger!boymodewng
luca just copy his moves
0.2361% laptopbooger!boymodewng
like just mirror whatever moves he makes until you see a better move
>>749850
Luca
I feel like this just backfires
Luca
I know you were joking, but I want to take it seriously for a moment
0.2362% laptopbooger!boymodewng
yes i'm not joking i'm being serious mirroring an opening is very effective you just have to kniow when to break from it
0.2363% laptopbooger!boymodewng
i don't know any openings for black i just mirror the other persons opening until i see a move thats good
>>749856
anon
>>749850
Uh like there is the four horses game and some openings where you just replicate the knight and bishop moves but that's not like intentional copying
>>749856
anon
But don't copy your opponent's moves lol
0.2365% laptopbooger!boymodewng
twink it's literally a viable strategy you just have to know when to break
Anonymous
tom7/suckerpinch talks about this
Anonymous
mirroring your opponent's moves is slightly worse than playing totally random moves
Luca
Well, I'm still getting my fudge packed by this fucking guy
Luca
so it's back to the drawing board
Anonymous
download stockfish
0.2366% laptopbooger!boymodewng
i'll download u
Anonymous
thanks
anon
Do not cheat with stockfish lmao
>>749875
anon
I will know
anon
and stockfish isn't a good way to learn because it thinks like 30 moves in advance
>>749870
0.2367% laptopbooger!boymodewng
ur mom isn't a good way to learn
Anonymous
>>749868
who tf cares about learning, you play to win anyway
anon
Except I will know if you are cheating
>>749873
anon
LAIN
Anonymous
>>749871
oh wow, you'll know i cheated but i'll still win
Luca
>>749866
I was never tempted to, I'd rather get a legitimate victory against you
>>749878
anon
>>749875
You should learn like e4 and then Caro-Kann and also learn about the Danish Gambit because I won't decline it against you and you will get to learn how it feels to play a proper open position with a development advantage
>>749883
labby
>danish gambit
labby
fundamentally unserious game
anon
Because it's Danish?
labby
yes
Luca
>>749878
ok well, i'm going to be with friends all next week getting down to silly shit, so we will probably have to put this on hold...
Luca
but I'll look into it in my downtime
anon
aight cutie
Luca
AND REMEMBER
anon
Don't worry
fp
hallo
fp
.play look back full movie
fentmom
hay
romeo
ugh long long day today
romeo
im exhausted and overstimulated
fentmom
>>749896
welcome home i make delicious meal
romeo
yummy
romeo
my uncle gave me his old guitar
romeo
black on black Mexican fender strat
>>749907
romeo
apparently it's lesbian night at the bar he works at
fentmom
lesbian night is always epic
fentmom
thats when you find people who are actually fun and they dance and stuff
0.2369% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>749903
fuck that sounds so cool
romeo
can't bring it inside the house because heavy
romeo
but it is very very cool
romeo
he gave me a fender jam amp
fentmom
its ok i strong i carry it
romeo
yayyyyy
romeo
i have. milkshake in hand
romeo
mlp on the tv, plushie in arms, cat on lap
fentmom
living the high life
fentmom
cant wait for my insane friend to go to jail so he stops acting like a mood disordered gf in the precipice of a breakup with me
fentmom
i dont actually mean that but jesus he used to be such a sweet and sincere boy
romeo
oh the crazy guy you were talking about yesterday
fentmom
well i talk about a lot of crazy guys but maybe it was that one
fentmom
too many insane people in my life rn its just become very draining
romeo
the one who kept asking you to hang out, he had the batshit insane gf
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