what the fuck

.play nancy sinatra these boots are made for walking

>>749748
I can imagine a sort of use case for it yeah

https://www.pychess.org/invite/vAMcFzxL

who was that?

Oh that was not Luca lmao

https://www.pychess.org/invite/zhgEv3QD

.skip (voted to skip this video)

Oh my god I am going to burn my house down watching this

.play skibidi toilet song

>>749783
yes

>>749783
punished by the woke mob for fucking kids

I'm muting this shit

Okay I'm confused in Russia is the button to make the toilet flush on top instead of a little handle on the side?

Luca you are playing against me right now right?

>>749806
yes i just applied what i learned

I am going to do something you'll see alot at early Elos that is something you can punish in the long term

Now you might want to look and see about castling, since my king side castle is complletely fucked up when I tried to chase your bishop out, so I either am going to castle super late or have a super vulnerable king

Was that worth it?

>>749820
For that last move, the calculation was in your favor to take my bishop instead of pushing with a pawn, you had more attackers than I had defenders and I would have lost a knight and a bishop in exchange for your bishop

I hadn't done all the possible permutations of moves in my head, i'll take your word for it

starting to block myself off, that was not intended

acfcidental move

but i'll play where i stand

ah I see

Well in either case, I was going to play that in between move anyway

What a fucking evil trap

FUCK YOU AND YOUR EVIL TRAPS

YOU SAW THE SKEWER

I LITERALLY JUST DID THAT SKEWER TO YOU AND YOU WALKED BACK INTO IT

I KNOW

I'M A RETARD

I THOUGHT I COULD DO SOME FANCY MANEUVERING

You just got fucked and you decided to hop back on that dick after two moves

should I have castled?

At this point buddy, all you have is a prayer

But yes

Your king is going to get batted around too much

i played myself

>>749841
yes'm

>>749840
yea

You kept setting yourself up to get forked

It's generally bad to have pieces set up in a way where I can safely attack two of them at once with one of my pieces within a move

>>749846
I feel like this is a sort of "no shit"
the issue I have is that I feel like I box myself in with my opening, though I must say it was a bit better given the opening you told me to try

>>749849
>>749846
Has this ever been a viable strategy?

I feel like this just backfires

I know you were joking, but I want to take it seriously for a moment

>>749850
Uh like there is the four horses game and some openings where you just replicate the knight and bishop moves but that's not like intentional copying

But don't copy your opponent's moves lol

Well, I'm still getting my fudge packed by this fucking guy

so it's back to the drawing board

Do not cheat with stockfish lmao

I will know

and stockfish isn't a good way to learn because it thinks like 30 moves in advance

Except I will know if you are cheating

LAIN

>>749866
I was never tempted to, I'd rather get a legitimate victory against you

>>749876
Then I report you

>>749875
You should learn like e4 and then Caro-Kann and also learn about the Danish Gambit because I won't decline it against you and you will get to learn how it feels to play a proper open position with a development advantage

Because it's Danish?

>>749878
ok well, i'm going to be with friends all next week getting down to silly shit, so we will probably have to put this on hold...

but I'll look into it in my downtime

aight cutie

AND REMEMBER

https://readingroo.ms/4/0/6/3/40633/40633-h/40633-h.htm

>>749887
hm? I've been reading it

Don't worry

hi

>>749894
hi

>>750024
It's the Situation!!!

He went to jail for tax evasion

>>750031
Hi, what's up?

>>750040
Thank you

>>750036
I generally dislike body hair, I can tolerate it but eh, also with facial hair, it has to be well groomed and fashionable, I hate like mountain man facial hair

I was with a guy who had facial hair that kept it at like a very short length, and it wasn't a problem. But when it grows out like crazy errr I hate that

I grow hair on my face stupidly fast, or rather it shows up fast because of my dark hair

And I have very narrow shoulders mixed with enormous arms lol

>>750053
Yeah, it is beneficial, until you remember that I am like very tall and skinny, which completely blows out all the benefits wrestling wise

When I do Muay Thai, I like to close in and try to get into a clinch as much as I can even though I really really should just take advantage of my massive long gorilla arms

I have good cardio and I like to throw knees and elbows so I tend to be a swarmer when I spar

I also have eh footwork but if I am stepping the opponent back my footwork is fine

>>750064
I had to learn alot of wrestling shit because the guy I liked to roll with in BJJ was a huge wrestler and I hate pulling guard so he always kicked my ass until we went to ground

>>750068
When you basically grab them by the gi and pull them onto you while wrapping your legs, ie pulling into guard. Which you would not do if you were in MMA because yeah you have the advantage in terms of grappling now, but their fists have gravity on their side so you are getting your head beaten in. In the absolute most egregious cases, you don't even pull them down to the ground, you just lay on your back, but my gym literally would not allow you to do that if you rolled, like the coaches would tell you to get the fuck up

I also have a gun though

If I ever had to like actually defend myself, I'd be more inclined to try to de-escalate if I could

I would never approach you aggressively!

What if I approached you with carnal intent

>>750079
Me too

What did he do this time?

>>750083
Based as fuck

I actually despise Tapper

The enemy of my enemy is someone who I should flame relentlessly and destroy my own allies in the process while feeding into every last bit of my enemy's propaganda

>>750092
I think the issue is that literally no matter who you are, you gain social capital by shitting on the Democrats, doesn't matter the context, who you are talking to, you could walk into a progressive social club and say "fuck the Democrats" and they'll cheer along. That is to say, literally everyone hates the party that is just like objectively better lmao

>>750096
Oh yeah, certainly, I think that conspiracy theorists won. Like legitimately, there has never once been evidence of their being an "Epstien client list", but literally this is what dominates discourse and reflects the battlefield where everyone is fighting right now

>>750099
Oh I think without a doubt that Trump had a close relationship with Epstien that he is trying to cover up, but the details of the Epstein conspiracy theory is legitimately that Epstein had a list of clientele he was mail order shipping children too along with Ghislaine Maxwell, which like... there has never been evidence of

Oh God

Also reminder that iirc a majority of Republicans still believe the 2020 election was stolen

>>750105
I hate populism

>>750108
HAHAHAHAHAHA she actually thinks that people don't crave misinformation

>>750111
Yup, and there is zero motivation for the current power holders to change that

>>750114
Hi

>>750112
I'm not optimistic about people moving to smaller communities nor am I optimistic that smaller communities will fare better