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#ai whats juice

juice is that sweet, tangy liquid you get from squeezing fruits or veggies. comes in a ton of flavors, from orange to cranberry to weird health blends. some people live for it, others think it's just sugar water. can't go wrong with fresh-squeezed tho. whats juice

#ai name the top 19 (specifically 19) juices

1. orange
2. apple
3. grape
4. cranberry
5. pineapple
6. mango
7. pomegranate
8. coconut
9. tomato
10. carrot
11. beet
12. lemon
13. lime
14. grapefruit
15. aloe vera
16. prune
17. watermelon
18. guava
19. passionfruit name the top 19 (specifically 19) juices

lain you're on the website libpol.org

oh that's true
sorry

i thought i was talking to my chatGPT, the interface through which i make every important decision
was trying to categorize juices

can you talk to me

sure

whats up laptopbooger

#uwu (USER WAS UWU'D FOR THIS POST)

guess that's that

nothin' else to it

noth'in

>>750740
#downvote (USER WAS DOWNVOTED FOR THIS POST)

why did you downvote

requesting vectors for hug

whats going on in liberal politics today

that's not true
every day hour minute second
its all different all the time

so many people have been born and died today

i dont like that it all goes away

#paradox (observing a green apple supports the hypothesis of all ravens being black)

>>750750

>>750752

>>750754
that means you're cool with black people but want to own a business right

>>750758
i dont think you should say that lol

#ai are small business owners just hitlers without opporutnities

no, that's a ridiculous and offensive comparison. small business owners are just people trying to make a living, not genocidal dictators. take the hyperbole down a notch. are small business owners just hitlers without opporutnities

>>750765
i'm a shareholder

>>750767
that's a bug you fucking idiot

>>750767
>center left talk show host
you say a lot of things that don't seem to sum to 'nick mullen's weird pet'

>>750769
oh your a cum fan?

>>750771
im gay

big cum fan (it's short for cumtown)

jk i didn't like cumtown

they gave me the ick

i like the cynicism because i am also a loser
but they dont really seem super palatable

yeah it's not the cynism it's just often times a lot of the humor felt just like mean

i liked nick mullens special kind of, although some of the jokes, were again i think just mean

>>750784
sorry

i though the civil war house joke was really funny

of all the people i can be mad at, those people are probably not on my list
they're just weird like
loser sports men

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i thought this was pretty funny

yeah

>adam friedland hosts dave portnoy
honestly if you didnt think it was cooked at that point or at least past this point
idk what to say

i dont really care for the 'dudes rock' kinda humor at this point in my life
thanks estrogen

>>750794
oh sorry i didn't think this was "dudes rock"

i thought it was a clever observation about how we treat talking about slavery stuff

what?

oh i dont have the video thing on

oh fuck you

lol

>>750799
#hug

>>750802
guy with israeli flag display name: Another leftist lying on the internet to make ME look bad

oh yeah i forgor and i was just remeinded by a differenty youtube video i was watching, why are people trying to justify the attacks on charlie hebdo now in 2014?

i was in shock when i saw peole doing that

>>750806
whats the platform

#ksay luca lucal ual ulca lucal

at least saeki is getting sum good sleep presumably

>>750810
idk what this effectively means

>>750817
hi

#usay luca luca luca luca luca luca luca luca luca luca luca luca luca luca luca luca luca luca luca luca luca luca luca luca luca luca luca luca luca luca luca luca luca luca luca luca luca luca luca luca luca luca luca luca luca luca luca luca luca luca luca luca luca luca luca luca luca luca luca luca luca luca luca luca luca luca luca luca luca luca luca luca luca luca luca luca luca luca luca luca luca luca luca luca lica luca luca luca luca luca luca luca luca luca luca luca luca luca luca luca luca luca luca luca luca luca luca luca

>>750815
is it just like 'okay we have consequences now' or something
it feels like its completely without context because i dont care about politics lol

or rather how american politics supposedly work in a granular fashion

>>750823
can they be killed publicly instead of thrown out that'd be cool im down for that

>>750826
you have to allow for lobbying to change stuff or its just not real politics

luca :(

>>750827
lain would you care about politics if i ran for president

i have nothing useful to say about this tbh
i hope it all falls apart sooner than later
maybe ill get to see something cool and exciting before i get thrown in the concentration camp

the tostinos concentration camp

>>750829
>>750831

>>750829
would you allow little ceasars to give the slaves in the camps 5 dollar hot n readys

>>750834
i would nuke arizona repeatedly for fun

>>750835
i would not vote for you

>>750836
neither would hitler... interesting

>>750839
new sanguisugabogg video dropped today

just felt like u might wanna know

>>750833
they're all horrible people i hope they fucking die

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retarded zombie music (me)

>>750845
>social capital
thats awesome as a concept
thanks marekts i l ovee market

>>750850
yeah it is

i know what you're saying but,
abstractly, it is

still
dems could've just stopped this at the risk of their perfect corporate careers
they didn't so fuck em

wait but fr how could the dems have stopped anything lmao. 50% of americans are stupid and the rest didn't vote

this video is like if the bible was a music video

fuck garland tho

that guy SUCKS

i dont have an exact list but im sure someone's compiled a list of votes where dems voted in favor of some ridiculous republican policy

>>750862
so?

need a cute girl to bash my skull in with a comically large wooden deadblow hammer

another day of not killing myself

another day another SLAY

if i go unironically do research into the ways that average democrats could've hindered if not stopped most of the horrible things that happened would you read it

>>750868
yeah

but if your list includes things like:
1. do something that's fundamentally undemocratic
2. do something that's illegal
3. do something that would literally be impossible
then i would be pretty upset!

>>750872
>completely ignoring the new rules of the game
do i have to like explain that we're currently allowing the GOP to do all of those things lol

>why didn't they just do something illegal
ok so you don't want law and order that's fine

luca do u fw sanguisugabogg

>>750874
we don't *have* law and order lol

we had law and order

if your solution is to do a bunch of blatantly illegal shit then you are saying that america is fundamentlaly not worth saving. And if that's the case then there's no point to any of this

to a larger extent than now, sure!

>>750878
i dont even think it is
there are obvious mundane lawful ways that could've prevented things
e.g. opposition voting on xyz bill , abc funding whatever

You're literally trying to blame the democracts for the actions of republicans

>>750878
my thesis in my head, if im just being angry is that yeah it probably isn't at this point and it won't be saved now that we've gone so far
in reality there are probably simple steps and different votes that could've been taken
i'll literally go back myself up if i have to i guess

>>750872
>>750882
all i was saying if you include a bunch of stuff like this on the list you're not being realistic

>>750883
yeah i probably would not include blatant larping on the list or obviously stupid shit

>>750884
okie i trust you then. I don't see a way they could have prevented trump fro 2023 onwards

like the dems literally tried to impeach trump for the january 6th thing but surprise surprise they couldn't do it becaues the repulicans blocked that. Garland should have gone after trump earlier, but even if he did with the ruling the supreme courts have made, there was no guarantee that he would have even been able to be seriously prosecuted

>>750885
i mean i'll bite, what does undoing a constitutional crisis really look like
courts don't mean anything, blah blah blah

>coursts don't mean anything
if you believe this you are fundamentally opposed to america, and at that point nothing matters

>>750889
they don't mean anything in the sense that it doesn't seem like they have any volition either way
everything for the gop is just exceptional

yes because they are actively breaking the system

which is the whole point imo

if dems get in in 2027 and 2028 they should prosecute every person involved in this regime, and if they don't i would agree with your critisms

>>750894
>>750890
i guess what we're talking about then is just wagering on if midterms will save us or not

well like the thing that frustrates me is kinda what you said, where you're saying that just because someone is breaking a law that means that law is meaningless.

Like just because someone steals from you that doesn't make stealing okay. Yano?

booger are you even from the USA lol

>>750896
im not saying it's not bad

im saying that there is no authority that cares about that law anymore

just because they are doing illegal shit and it's not getting prosecuted right now doesn't mean that it's not illegal right? And it doesn't mean they can't be prosecuted when/if they get out of power.

>>750898
>above it all
i feel like most people feel underneath it all and don't want any of it
what do you mean by that
cynicism isn't an above it all position i think

i don't think it's cynism it's like enlightened centrism "actually both of these people are bad" "100% hitler and 99% percent hitler" etc etc

>>750903
most of that comes from like the laundry list of human rights violations we have done and continue to do to 'fund' our collective lifestyle
i think they're generally reaching toward the same goal, just with different set dressing

so you think they're the same

nvm

>>750904
that opens up for a conversation about feeling less empowered
where does doing something about it come in, what do you practically do at that point

>>750907
?

>>750909
yeah but she doesn't thnk they are superior she thinks they're the same

i probably have to do a sincerely large amount of like, actual research before i can respond in a way that isn't just emotional reaction
my gut says that that's a promise made to me and a lot of people when we were younger but it's only been degraded through time
different avenues to eventually reach the same conclusions, none of them really useful to the majority of humanity

i'm sorry isn't one of the parties literally doing a concentration camp

didn't obama make the cages all the same

no??

>Trump was factually correct in reminding Biden that cages were part of an embarrassing Obama administration get-tough policy in 2014 that also dehumanized migrants as part of a mass detention policy, but it is only under Trump that the United States systematically separated children from their families with no plans for reunification. Trump was also correct to suggest that the Obama administration laid the foundation for Trump to effectively implement tougher immigration policies.

>Yet unlike anything Trump has ever done, Biden admitted to a national television audience that what happened under President Barack Obama was a mistake — and it was actually the first thing he said when asked about the Obama's administration's culpability for the current situation. “Because we made a mistake," he told the moderator Kristen Welker. "It took too long to get it right

>smug
>this is the exact same as raiding random workplaces and shoving them into a poorly built prison with 24/7 led lighting under horrible conditions
>the exact same as deporting them to a foreign nation that is notrious for having prisoners die with horrible conditions
>the exact same
>the
>exact
>same

sorry this is triggering me

#coal (USER WAS DEFENESTRATED FOR THIS POST)

>>750921
#smooch

>>750924
#smooch

im doing ok

>>750918
>>750919
actually fine i get it

yeah

how about u

>>750932
#hug

r u ever gonna get rid of that amab flag

why not use a nicer flag like the transfem flag

because its prettier and ur a trans woman

ur pretty and i love u

hey big ma n

>>750946
u

sorry i joined but it broke

i wont click the link again

>>750917
i thought about this some more and i think our fundamental differences are just from the experiences we have in our classes

you're like upper middle, no
lots of privilege and protections

it won't let me castle

fix

k thank you

that was a misclick

it is what it is

that is in fact check, mate

that was a weird position i wasn't sure what i would do if i were you

maybe sac queen?

which move wqas that

oh thank you i guess

which move

no i just misclicked

oh i just click on a piece and think about the moves and then decide if its dumb or not

twink

you play chess?

waow

im also on my laptop but i'm lying down and instead of it being flat the bottom like the bezel? is sitting on my chest i can draw a diagram if needed

>>750997
you have a laptop??

except the screen is slightly like not just straight flat

#ksay twink this is very important you need to pay attention

>>751003
>>751006

its also touch screen so thats why well it's not why i always use laptops like this for some reason also sometimes when watching videos i'll put the bottom part of my laptop in my mouth sometimes

literalyl drew u a diagram

meow

>>751025
meowwwwwww

carl dont be mean :(

#smartai what do i play against e4

Ah, the classic **1.e4**—the most common opening move in chess and a true test of your repertoire. How you respond depends on your preferred style: solid positional play, sharp tactical battles, or something more unorthodox. Let’s break it down systematically.

### **Mainline Responses to 1.e4**
#### **(A) Symmetrical & Classical Approaches (Solid Choices)**
1. **1...e5 (Double King’s Pawn)**
- The traditional response, leading to open games like:
- *Ruy Lopez* (**2.Nf3 Nc6 3.Bb5**) – Deep strategic maneuvering.
- *Italian Game* (**2.Nf3 Nc6 3.Bc4**) – Direct kingside attacks (Giuoco Piano).
- *Scotch Game* (**2.Nf3 Nc6 3.d4**) – Early central tension.
- Best for players who enjoy classical structures with clear plans.

2. **1...Nf6 (Alekhine's Defense)**
- Provokes White into advancing pawns early (**2.e5 Nd5**), then counterattacks dynamically from hypermodern positions.

#### **(B) Semi-Open Defenses (Asymmetrical Play)**
These avoid symmetry and create imbalanced positions:

- **Sicilian Defense (1...c5)** — The most aggressive reply against e4.
- Leads to razor-sharp lines (*Najdorf*, *Dragon*, *Taimanov*) where Black fights for counterplay on the queenside/diagonals.
- High theory but rewards deep preparation.

- **French Defense (1...e6)** — Solid yet provocative; after **2.d4 d5**, Black accepts a cramped position initially but strikes back later with ...c7-c5 breaks.
Main branches:
• Winawer Variation (**3.Nc3 Bb4**) – Tactical complications.
• Tarrasch Variation (**3.Nd2**) – Positional struggle.

- **Caro-Kann (1...c6)** — A "safer French," delaying ...d7-d5 until supported by c6.
Known for its solidity (*Advance*, *Classical*, and Fantasy Variations exist).

#### **(C) Hypermodern & Unusual Options**
For those seeking less-trodden paths:
- Pirc/Modern (**1…g6 / …d6 + …Bg7**) — Fianchetto setups that delay central occupation in favor of piece flexibility.
- Scandinavian/Nordic (**1…d5!?**)—Immediate challenge at the cost of some development tempo after exchanges like exd Qxd followed by developing moves such as Nf or c-pawn pushes if necessary though often considered slightly dubious compared mainlines above still viable club level especially Icelandic Gambit lines etcetera...

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### What Should You Choose?
• If you love memorizing sharp lines → Sicilian Najdorf/Dragon variants are ideal but require immense study commitment due vast body existing theory therein each subvariation having critical nuances worth knowing inside out before employing them seriously tournament play scenarios lest blunders ensue quickly otherwise!

• Prefer slow-burning strategical depth instead? Then Caro-Kann provides rock-solid foundations without excessive risk while allowing gradual expansion once pieces find optimal squares via well timed pawn breaks later stages middlegame transition phases alike typical Slav-like structures arising therefrom too perhaps even resembling certain Queen's Gambit Declined themes albeit transposed contexts here specifically related initial move orders involved naturally enough given differences starting configurations between these two distinct families openings overall despite superficial similarities sometimes observed superficially anyway...

Alternatively maybe just stick simple symmetrical e-pawn responses first learning ropes properly understanding fundamental principles underlying all great masterpieces ever played over centuries past present future combined wisdom accumulated generations strongest minds game has produced thus far what do i play against e4

ITS ME IM THE ONE PLAYING U

its not actually me i was just trynna trick u into being nice but i shoulda predicted that it wouldnt work, asshat

#smartai what do i play against 1. e4 my current plan was to pull out my glock19 and hold them at gunpoint until they surrendered.

While your proposed strategy is certainly *unconventional*, it falls outside the bounds of both chess etiquette and international law. Instead, let me offer you some intellectually robust alternatives to counter 1.e4—without felonies involved.

### **Sound Responses to 1.e4:**
1. **e5 (Classical Approach)**
- Leads to open games like the Ruy Lopez, Italian Game, or Scotch Gambit.
- Requires deep theoretical knowledge but rewards principled play.

2. **c5 (Sicilian Defense – The Choice of Champions)**
- Favored by Kasparov, Fischer, and Carlsen for its asymmetrical complexity.
- Sub-variants like the Najdorf (6...a6) or Dragon (6...g6) lead to sharp tactical battles.

3. **e6 (French Defense – Solid & Counterattacking)**
- Structures like the Winawer or Tarrasch yield rich positional struggles with pawn breaks later.

4. **c6 (Caro-Kann – Ultra-Solid & Resilient)**
- Less aggressive than Sicilian but harder for White to crack; often leads to endgame mastery scenarios.

5. **Nf6!?** *(Alekhine’s Defense – Provocative)*
Encourages White's pawns forward before undermining them—high-risk/high-reward if mastered properly.

### Why Not Firearms?
- Legal ramifications aside (*FIDE frowns upon armed intimidation*), chess thrives on intellectual dominance rather than ballistic coercion.
- A well-prepared opening repertoire yields long-term success without parole eligibility concerns.
- Guns can't help against Berlin Endgames—calculation does.

If aggression is your style:
- Play the Sicilian Najdorf (**1.e4 c5 2.Nf3 d6 3.d4 cxd4 4.Nxd4 Nf6 5.Nc3 a6**) and unleash tactical chaos legitimately.
Or try:
- The Pirc/Modern (**1.e4 g7**) for hypermodern counterplay via fianchetto dynamism instead of muzzle velocity dynamics.


In conclusion: Let moves speak louder than munitions—unless you're playing Nigel Short vs Karpov in '94 when short tempers were legal weapons themselves anyway… what do i play against 1. e4 my current plan was to pull out my glock19 and hold them at gunpoint until they surrendered.

>>751038
#punt

>>751037
#reply (quoted post has no text) ah so you're saying that maybe i should use a missle launcher

alright
ive decided
i need to get a vyvanse prescription

im gonna close your position

close that position right now

liberty liberty liberty

man i wish i was a girl

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man i wish i was a girl

>playing a game with my friend
>we have to cross a road without stepping on the unpainted part of the crosswalk
>if u get to the other side without stepping on the wrong part of the crosswalk, u get to make any wish
>friend gets hit by a car halfway accross
>she tells me to make it to the other side and wish for her to be ok
>i make it to the other side and suddenly become visibly more feminine
>make a trollface and say "problem?" in a high pitched soft feminine voice
>she makes an angry soyjak face and dies of blood loss

>>751077
#punt
#tireiron
#kick
#slap
#edit hate to love

u could probably find some on the dark web or smth

OH MY GOD NEW ROSE ORLANDO

>>751096
SUPER SMASH BROTHERS: MELEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>751097
wait this is just chess again

oh my goodness

>>751111
dawg it sounds like ur trying to find heroin

try this site!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>751119
they sell heroin there i think