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anon
No she didn't lol, she probably threw on purpose because she wants to be my concubine
>>751330>>751332
Luca
>>751329
You think everyone wants to be your concubine
anon
I know you do
straw bury
>>751329
say i did fine or im not making u any yak soup tonight
straw bury
u will be eating rice and gruel like the rest of the horde
anon
I'll be eating what I tell you to cook for me
>>751335
anon
Doing chak puzzles
anon
Anyway, strawgirl, you would make a cute concubine
anon
Same with Luca
anon
And if not for modern society, I would find you and make you my concubines
straw bury
not true
straw bury
kaz miller my beloved
fujo
good morning my beloved little wormies :3
straw bury
fujo we r fujoing out currently
Anonymous
hi fujp
straw bury
I NEED TO SEE BIG BOSS AND KAZ MATING
>>751351
anon
Okay I need to sleep
finch
>>751343
admitting that youre a woman requires that you know you are one and are willingly saying you arent. so you admitted it already.
>>751356
straw bury
>>751355
ur cute when u try using ur brain. now will u admit that ur a woman if i do also
straw bury
now say ur a woman and so will i
anon
>>751353
You don't really have much of a choice, I am going to make you my woman
Luca
I thought you were going to sleep, stop stealing women, Temujin
anon
I just had to make sure to assert to finch that she doesn't have a choice in the process
straw bury
THE BIG BOSS X KAZ YAOI AMV AAAAAAAAAA
anon
The blatant sexual tension between me and Luca almost matches the blatant sexual tension between me and like literally everything
>>751367
Luca
Blatant?
anon
Oh I'm sorry, it is very subtle
anon
I'm actually quite demure
Luca
>>751367
#edit make it say "You're right, Luca"
straw bury
>>751367
#revert this to its original state
anon
>>751367
#edit make this poster my concubine
anon
It barely even has to adjust the post because you are already m–
>>751374
Luca
>>751375
#edit i dunno, just go crazy with this one
anon
Unravel her spine jesus christ that's FUCKED
straw bury
carl u r NOT unraveling my spine
anon
I will drip wax on your body though
>>751380
Luca
>>751381
just relentless sex drive...
Luca
>>751384
I don't have much control over the AI model, do I/
anon
I'm aware, I think uh one time Lain edited one of my posts and it literally became something like "no I want to tie you up" or something extremely horny like that
anon
anyway, I actually need to sleep
anon
So goodnight everyone
straw bury
gn carl
Luca
night
Luca
I should probably fucking sleep too
nonners
i recommend normal sleep instead of fucking sleep
fujo
meow meow meow meow.. purrs.....
lain from computers
classic.
lain from computers
its just very broken idk how to fix it
disabling CPU states didnt help at all...
>>751406
nonners
im going to die in this heat
>>751405
lain from computers
>>751404
if i send you some ice over email would that help
lain from computers
>>751403
>>751401
i think the ethernet driver is fundamentally broken
it's a headless server that runs on shitty like gamer motherboard something
lain from computers
>>751407
put it somewhere and let it go cold mode
lain from computers
those cheap air chillers can work
or just put it by a fan idk
lain from computers
i did that for a while
>>751430
nonners
im hugging it
nonners
im trying not to use fan cuz my left eye gets dry
romeo
NEW PJSK EVENT OUT YAYYYYY
nonners
who up instructing they puter
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
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::glegle
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
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::gle
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
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::glegle
nonners from small screen
reminder that nothing good will ever happen
anon
im bpd obsessed with my friend :(
anon
lmfao
anon
good morning
Anonymous
gm anon
nonners
when the girl is alright
anon
its really considerate of the internet to pepper my path with cat videos
sæкі
heya heyo
anon
Hello
sæкі
haii
sæкі
hows twink
anon
Good, making biscuits
anon
.play cat making biscuits
sæкі
>>751436
awe
lemme know if it helps, i think ur also supposed to daily reboot if not setup bwawa]
>>751441
sæкі
hope ur okej
anon
>>751439
i have a cron task that reboots it daily
anon
it's the server itself that's broken, not the software for minecraft
sæкі
awe
anon
Erm
sæкі
oh oh my god
sæкі
i had been uhh
watching stuff and drew pavlou was coming up but i hadnt made the connection
>>751451
anon
hm?
sæкі
i didnt know he was the one who got arrested for threats to bomb an embassy
anon
libpol won basically
anon
#ai dave pavlou

don't know who that is, but the name sounds like a failed crypto scammer or maybe a mid-tier tech bro. you probably don't need to care.
dave pavlou
anon
great
anon
#ai drew pavlou

nice try fed.
drew pavlou
sæкі
lol
sæкі
yippee it worked
sæкі
and i accidentally enabled extreme shaders
anon
wait its back on?
sæкі
yeh
sæкі
im in
anon
lol.
sæкі
teehee
anon
i put in the request
anon
never got a reply
anon
glad it was restarted
anon
have fun
anon
whats everyone doing in the server?
sæкі
< 3
sæкі
hows peeps
sæкі
i was offline yday but trying to get mats to build some stuffs
anon
saeki u gotta
do your shot
sæкі
i have dentist in 3 hrs
anon
ah the weird dentist with the murder stories or something
sæкі
yeh
sæкі
didnt know it was today till wednesday night
sæкі
gah
sæкі
smh someone filled in my hidey hole i was making storage in, so it wasnt visible and taking up space, and suffocated me
anon
thats so sad
anon
who was it i'll punish them
sæкі
got my stuff bacc
probably lab or straw, i put a colorful tree down and then dug a 3x3 hole covered by an out of sight trapdoor so i could make a chest and tool hole before i build a house
anon
they will be PUNISHED
sæкі
dont wan fill up other peeps stuff bwawa
and silly
nonners from small screen
#say reminder that NOTHING GOOD WILL EVER HAPPEN
>>751490>>751489
nonners from small screen
>>751490
why dubai
Anonymous
don't worry about it :)
nonners from small screen
yay
nonners from small screen
yayy <3
shrimp
this is what i do i sit on you
>>751500
nonners from small screen
not beating the shrimp allegations
shrimp
thats meeeeeeee
anon
#ksay we love shrimp
anon
#ksay shriiiiiiiiiimp
anon
#ksay yump
shrimp
the wwe was fucking unhinged
anon
which youtube video did you watch
shrimp
uhh i saw another one before but im watching this rn
[YouTube]
shrimp
the other one was about vince this about he wife
shrimp
but its going over the family storyline like the kfabe storyline and im just remembering how entirely unhinged it is
anon
i only watched eyepatchwolf's videos about the WWE
he made it seem dramatic and cool
shrimp
theres a specific time period where like vince and his wife and daughter and son all start acting on screen and sometimes wrestling and like uh his daughter is like drugged and married to one wrestler hes beefing with as a plot point??
>>751519
sæкі
and hehe
sæкі
that ones nice
shrimp
theres another one where she gets kidnapped
shrimp
by a different wrestler
shrimp
and her own brother helped do it
shrimp
its weeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiird
sæкі
gah i got a basic paraglider but idk how to use it
shrimp
watcha playin
anon
press space twice after putting it in cape slot
sæкі
mc
shrimp
minecwaft
sæкі
oh ig i didnt hit it fast enough or it was 3 times hm
sæкі
ty
shrimp
should i play minecraft again... should i build a drill...
anon
make an industrial area itd be cool if it was like
somewhat distant and horrifying
>>751536
sæкі
ehe
shrimp
>teleport 5million blocks east
>core out a 1million block cube
>never mention it
>>751547
sæкі
i need to try the drills :(
shrimp
i can help teach you create if u want saeki
shrimp
or if you have any questions just ask me here
shrimp
or on that other program whatever its called
sæкі
ty
sæкі
its create and some other stuff i think, not all of create though
shrimp
is it lains server?
sæкі
yeh homestead pack
shrimp
oo oke
shrimp
i might hop on
anon
>>751534
That's what I used to do on minecraft servers
shrimp
lol
shrimp
you should come do it on this one
anon
I lost my minecraft account or whatev idk
shrimp
perhaps.... purchase it?
anon
I don't wanna tho
shrimp
get a $1 trial for xbox game pass and play for 2 week
anon
Oh wait they have xbox gamepass for laptops now don't they
sæкі
yeah
sæкі
java and bedrock
shrimp
wdym for laptops
shrimp
like specifically laptops
shrimp
holy crap i forgot there was even a minecraft movie
shrimp
buying it
nonners
why do IEM manufacs put that weird coating thing around the cable i have to spend 30 mins removing them
sæкі
lel
sæкі
idk if i noticed that on my pairs ive owned but mb
sæкі
hm
sæкі
lole
nonners
who the hell is dow jones
anon
In fairness Donald Trump shaving McMahon's head was a WWE storyline
shrimp
theyre buddy buddy
shrimp
they both wanna fuck their daughters
anon
TRUE
nonners
i literally cant do anything because its too hot
>>751578
nonners
actually draining my life force
straw bury
saeki............................
straw bury
#usay saeki saeki saeki saeki saeki saeki saeki saeki saeki saeki saeki saeki saeki saeki saeki saeki saeki saeki saeki saeki saeki saeki saeki saeki saeki saeki saeki saeki saeki saeki saeki saeki saeki saeki saeki saeki saeki saeki saeki saeki saeki saeki saeki saeki saeki saeki saeki saeki saeki saeki saeki saeki saeki saeki saeki saeki saeki saeki saeki saeki saeki saeki saeki saeki saeki saeki saeki saeki saeki saeki saeki saeki saeki saeki saeki saeki saeki saeki saeki saeki saeki saeki saeki saeki saeki saeki saeki saeki saeki saeki saeki saeki saeki saeki saeki saeki saeki saeki saeki saeki saeki saeki saeki saeki saeki saeki saeki saeki saeki saeki saeki saeki saeki saeki saeki
romeo
nyoom
straw bury
romeo!!!!!!!!!! :333333333333333
romeo
straw!!!!!!!!!!!!! :333
anon
#quiet
straw bury
meowwwwwww
straw bury
wai tnow how is saeki gonna know :(
romeo
sae k
straw bury
#ksay kay say say key kay see kay say kay see say key
anon
spooky month in japan apparently!
sæкі
omg heya straw bwa
straw bury
saeki saeki saeki casey saeki casey saeki casey saeki saeki saeki saeki saeki
anon
i looooooooooove spooky months
romeo
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEKI
nonners from small screen
>>751578
how did i not think of that thank you garfield
sæкі
gon try n shower in a min
straw bury
>>751601
i did in fact add new yaoi to the yaoi tag
straw bury
i should add boss and kaz
anon
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strawgirl, when I find you, I am going to make you regret saying I dress like Gru from despicable me
>>751611>>751610
straw bury
>>751609
you will never find me
straw bury
>>751609
::yaoi
#throw
#edit this to be a gay fanfic about wilson from house md written from the perspective of doctor house include a lot of wet kissing sound effects
garfield
slurrpppy
nonners from small screen
cabbit
anon
>>751614
Emotional numbness is a coping mechanism
nonners from small screen
what about youre mom?
anon
idk
anon
In order to get around the British porn ban
>>751626
anon
>>751624
okay, the censorship fad in the world is really starting to bug me.
straw bury
kaz x big boss sweep carl is seething as of currently
straw bury
the entire booru is to be converted into a metal gear solid yaoi dump
anon
the short term solution to all this is political but i find myself instead trying to figure out infinite distance radio communication instead.
>>751636
nonners from small screen
i hate summer. cant believe theres still exactly 1 month left of this absolute hell
>>751638
anon
>>751636
every ping in radio waves travels forever, it just gets tremendously small compared to the literally countless other close radio signals. it really should be possible to pick up any signal from anywhere in the universe if you simply know precisely where to look for it.
>>751640
straw bury
>>751638
#change this to be a steamy fanfic about kazuhira miller and big boss from the metal gear solid franchise of videogames making out passionately
garfield
>>751637
what if you sent it on a specific frequency and both sender and receiver know that frequency, does that make it easier to separate signal from noise ?
nonners from small screen
>>751638
wherr
straw bury
>>751638
its so fucking peak what in the world
sæкі
showered, bacc
fentmom
im refusing to shower or shave until i get a job interview
>>751647>>751655
straw bury
hi saeki carl is writing metal gear solid yaoi fanfics currently
>>751648
fentmom
if im suffering everyone else must suffer !!!!!!!!!!!
straw bury
>>751644
her me out, shave but dont shower
anon
>>751645
That's not my name and I'm not doing that !!!!
straw bury
girls who dont shower :33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333
straw bury
>>751650
UUUUGGHGGHH FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
sæкі
found an ancient city map for peeps straw
>>751653
straw bury
>>751652
oh uhhhh i found a stronghold and an ancient crypt with a fuckload of emeralds in it :D
straw bury
i should hop on minecraft but labbys not here
sæкі
nicu
sæкі
shrieemp is on
straw bury
what about u?
sæкі
yeh
straw bury
alrite ill log on :3
sæкі
i have dentist i have to leave for in mb 30-60 min but on rn
nonners
i would die
nonners
especially in summer
nonners
even if you hardly know her!
>>751671
Luca
shower, I HARDLY KNOW HER
fentmom
i tried to ask for credit at my corner shop to buy a vape but i ended up not doing so because this autistic/gay homeless man decided to stand behind me and breathe down my neck so i just bought a monster instead
fentmom
so that i could get out of there asap
fentmom
people need to stop ruining my shopping experience
Luca
how do you know they were autistic/gay?
nonners
you have to be an empath and youll know
Anonymous
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does anyone else like looking at gross food on wikipedia
Luca
eugh, liver. I had to eat a lot of that as a kid
>>751676
Anonymous
>>751675
who doesn't like brown paste that came from the inside of an animal?
Luca
Absolutely appetizing
anon
It looks like ai generated food
Anonymous
you just know that fucking REEKS of sulphur because they boiled the eggs for like half an hour
garfield
that little grey edge on the inside of the yolk............... poor form....
Anonymous
my mom likes making boiled eggs like that
Luca
It almost looks like fake food
Anonymous
what you get when you ask DeepDream for a picture of some food
anon
i hear liver is very nutritious but it seems gross and weird.
Anonymous
yeah, liver is basically the most nutrient rich part of any animal but it's impossible to make it taste good
>>751703
Luca
It's got a very unique texture that I hate
Luca
I used to have to eat it because I was Anemic for a bit
anon
i normally really enjoy torturing myself trying to make a bad idea work but i dont want to have to indirectly kill the thousand cows to figure out how to make liver palatable
Anonymous
man oh man, i found the head cheese article
sæкі
uh
garfield
jellied anything -> into the bin
Luca
bleh
Luca
that really looks like someone vomited into a tupperware container and then froze it overnight
anon
>>751692
thats so offensive my brain is trying to figure out how to weaponize it
>>751699
Anonymous
literally just a cylinder of random bits and bobs of colour
Anonymous
>>751696
okay thing is, this sort of jellied meat product usually tastes like absolutely nothing & it's the texture that somehow tricks your brain into thinking that you're vomiting in reverse
>>751700
anon
>>751699
im imagining it as being what the blob shits out after it's done eating a guy
>>751701
Anonymous
>>751702
>pork belly, pig's ears, garlic, scallions, onions, wood ear mushrooms, fish sauce, and cracked black pepper.
>>751711>>751713
anon
>>751701
something tells me it's possible to remotely ruin people's food with it
Luca
I know a dish that is best served raq
>>751714
anon
>>751706
Honestly just remove the pig ears and like.... this would be a normal dish if not for the decision to roll it into a nutrient cylinder
anon
a fast set slime gun.
Luca
>>751706
doesn't sound terrible, but the presentation...
anon
Did you mean to say "best served raw"?
anon
Okay biscuits and gravy is one of the genuinely most unappetizing looking foods, but it tastes so good
anon
>>751719
a rare look into the viscera of the mystery flesh pit
nonners
showered
Anonymous
literally just all the bits of pig nobody wanted put into jelly with a bunch of spices added to make it edible
Luca
I still think about Stargazy pie alot

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