or get a dress you think would look good on another guy if you swapped it at some point

>>757055
lemme look at that one again

that ones really pretty i think that could work

>>757060
this is like how i stood in pictures 13-16 before i discovered weightlifting

>>757065
have you not seen one of the countless pictures on here of me shirtless

i didnt say i was naked !!!!

there were people around in that picture/video. it was a """goth""" rave. it was un-carnal

maybe sensual but not carnal

anyway the point is i have tits + wide shoulders + abs and i look clockable as hell in peoples dresses but that doesnt stop them from putting them on me

>>757073
she just go for swim she ok

>>757075
everyone is saying this lately

i donut like the bodybuilder look its too gay man

>>757081
he looks russian

>>757083
people (not a lot actually) have been saying this

>>757087
to be honest it was weirdly humid and this was like up north

so yes it stunk like me

if you defend yourself from a dog breeding syndicate that took over your house the gov. will give you as many orange vests and things 2 pick up trash with as you please

when will they make a pokeman game set in not-poland

>>757103
theres milk bars everywhere and all the women are hot and say shit like "ohhh yuo are ok and very handsome for weird faggy western boy"

ive been meaning to go to croatia one day ive heard theyre becoming very depopulated

>>757104
u just reminded me of when i was talking about my latino clone i met a few times and my friend (t guy) was like Name???? Details????? Send him to me???

>>757111
yes ive met like 3 clones of myself
1. latino clone (great kisser)
2. gym clone (put on very faggy music at the gym, he wonted me bad but this was a gym so no battyman business could occur)
3. homeless clone (he looks nice but i am not gonna talk to him)

tfw no gym clone to JO with me in the showers

i think i have the gay guy brain worm disease where im only into people who remind me of myself or some projection of an ideal self

Dilbert

im going to look at my wife again

>>757131
botth my timbs went clean thru his chest

i am not bullying

in britain as soon as you sip your first carling/stella you grow an ingerlund/man u/crystal palace shirt and a beer belly and your hair disappears

my albanianoid genes have saved me from this

yes i am 15% albanian

i thought i was just bpd but its actually the blood feud warrior blood coursing thru my veins

every uk albanian ive met has loved me

>>757151
keep the anime guy hair forever

irish men be walking around with slutty thick eyebrows for no fucking reason except to torment me

.play bandolero paradisio

bandido de pais latino

>>757169
sadly mine are kind of thin and theres a scar on them from where a brick was chucked at me at 10/11 (lmao)

i cant help but talk about how ridiculously beautiful the woman in the music video is

shes like beautiful in the way you want your best friend who reminds you of an aunt to be

like not in a necessarily "hot" way she just looks very expressive and understanding

>>757183
i simped so hard i did a deep dive and shes still releasing music on like the eve of her 50th birthday and she still looks super pretty

un beso chico

>>757198
join a gang and you will get enough respect to ignore mom

does anyone else here have bizarre fantasies about being put in a prison colony filled with other f*gs and rising to the top

>>757212
you could sell vapes for me

song of my people

we're on the march against the combined serbian ottoman armies

fun fact UCK means to give head in british

>>757230
i feel great affinity with caraha even though hes clearly bipolar coded

fuckboy without a clue who finds some greater purpose on a whim and gives birth to a god

i wish cahara, pav, and l'garde would come live with me in my mansion

there should be an ending in fear and hunger 2 where marina and the gay PTSD boy abscond with pav and they live in the crossdresser mansion forever

>>757238
Sister your ankles are showing

.play beasts of no nation take that bridge

better look me in the eyes muddafucka

>>757251
ratwoman liker

>>757255
for no particular reason can you draw a fox guy a rat girl and a badger girl hanging out and being friends

hell yea

>>757257
my missus is a ratwoman

one day she will wear the ears.

some of my exes used to call me rat boy

the worlds first human rat fox cat hybrid

yeah to be honest i love cheese and crackers

.play [YouTube]

junkie. gambler. killer. cop.

i made like £1000+ off a bet bc my brother had the gall to place a bet on biden winning texas

so i made a bet that he would win a particular amount of electorates and i won and i thought "ok im putting this on two football games" and i won again

that is my experience with gambling. i later worked at a casino and saw people lose so much money and come back and lose more seemingly as if denying their grandkids inheritance was their #1 hobby it put me off gambling forever

wheres romeo this movie im playing rn is about an irish guy

he says some shit like

ive been dodging bullets since i was 14... no one can kill me ... im a fucking catholic, im blessed .......

the dodgeeers are gonna win the series !

i was at the game today ... face 2 fuckin face with strawberry ...

>>757310
russian male, 26: Ouhhhh hihihi I go back to my house and strawb it up bros!!! Any one else !!! Hiihihihi...

yes to be honest i make geese noises when i jay owen

slavic blood

[deflects] That all you got?

[does combat roll and activates inv frames]

[it was a hologram] Hmmm... you really have the gumption to mess with me?

its a word people use

like if you have the gumption to do something it means you're being cheeky and taking the piss and pushing your luck

>>757331
yes!!yesss!!!yess!!!

.skip (video skipped)

>>757331
i drink mcdonald sippy cup when im w/ hot babes too

>>757342
i like to eat the mcdouble and the mcchicken together like i pry open the mcdouble and put the mayochickgen in it

randal would you become a EuroCop with me in the Pan-Europa CyberState

>>757349
ok but what if we abuse our power and open up a drug ring/bunch of brothels

its all fat chubby chicks at the brothels and we eventually have a change of heart and let them manage them in an anarcho syndicalist manner

you just hate me cuz im vaporwave

i want to become a cop to bully other cops and extract resources and tribute from them

>>757360
i stole that one from viper the rapper but ty

my grandparents always told me id make a great police officer

even during my insane anti-social democracy anti-authoritarian rants

im very happy rn bc im drinking monster and vaping a grape vape

my good mood simlet is in my mood bubble cabinet

.play [YouTube]

.play [YouTube]

for a brief moment where i was abusing ketamine and 4-mmc every day i had insane thoughts about living in a technogaia utopian commune with a bunch of trans women who were robots/angels

>>757378
me in the good ending where i stopped being afraid of bugs like some sissy

>>757384
a sissy or a guy who likes bugs

ok so im hearing both

>>757391
olivia from fear and hunger

ok when i have manney (Soon) where should i go on my eurotour

i have NL and POLEND down

POLEND very strong ... Good borders lately ... Although they could annex some baltic states ... Would look Very Very Strong and Handsome !

>>757409
>lentvaris
Let's Rock

lithuania used to be very strong back in castle ages (eu4 times) but lately theyre very very small !

>>757331
Romeo I have another question am I shorts-wearer coded

.play alcohol millionaires

.play talk shit millionaires

>>757419
what the hell her t*ts too big ... its pushing me out of the room ... Oh no!!!

>>757426
[evades, spams "run" on next turns]

This slavic man has such strong affinity with animals