>>757251
ratwoman liker

>>757255
for no particular reason can you draw a fox guy a rat girl and a badger girl hanging out and being friends

hell yea

>>757257
my missus is a ratwoman

one day she will wear the ears.

some of my exes used to call me rat boy

the worlds first human rat fox cat hybrid

yeah to be honest i love cheese and crackers

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junkie. gambler. killer. cop.

i made like £1000+ off a bet bc my brother had the gall to place a bet on biden winning texas

so i made a bet that he would win a particular amount of electorates and i won and i thought "ok im putting this on two football games" and i won again

that is my experience with gambling. i later worked at a casino and saw people lose so much money and come back and lose more seemingly as if denying their grandkids inheritance was their #1 hobby it put me off gambling forever

wheres romeo this movie im playing rn is about an irish guy

he says some shit like

ive been dodging bullets since i was 14... no one can kill me ... im a fucking catholic, im blessed .......

the dodgeeers are gonna win the series !

i was at the game today ... face 2 fuckin face with strawberry ...

>>757310
russian male, 26: Ouhhhh hihihi I go back to my house and strawb it up bros!!! Any one else !!! Hiihihihi...

yes to be honest i make geese noises when i jay owen

slavic blood

[deflects] That all you got?

[does combat roll and activates inv frames]

[it was a hologram] Hmmm... you really have the gumption to mess with me?

its a word people use

like if you have the gumption to do something it means you're being cheeky and taking the piss and pushing your luck

>>757331
yes!!yesss!!!yess!!!

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>>757331
i drink mcdonald sippy cup when im w/ hot babes too

>>757342
i like to eat the mcdouble and the mcchicken together like i pry open the mcdouble and put the mayochickgen in it

randal would you become a EuroCop with me in the Pan-Europa CyberState

>>757349
ok but what if we abuse our power and open up a drug ring/bunch of brothels

its all fat chubby chicks at the brothels and we eventually have a change of heart and let them manage them in an anarcho syndicalist manner

you just hate me cuz im vaporwave

i want to become a cop to bully other cops and extract resources and tribute from them

>>757360
i stole that one from viper the rapper but ty

my grandparents always told me id make a great police officer

even during my insane anti-social democracy anti-authoritarian rants

im very happy rn bc im drinking monster and vaping a grape vape

my good mood simlet is in my mood bubble cabinet

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for a brief moment where i was abusing ketamine and 4-mmc every day i had insane thoughts about living in a technogaia utopian commune with a bunch of trans women who were robots/angels

>>757378
me in the good ending where i stopped being afraid of bugs like some sissy

>>757384
a sissy or a guy who likes bugs

ok so im hearing both

>>757391
olivia from fear and hunger

ok when i have manney (Soon) where should i go on my eurotour

i have NL and POLEND down

POLEND very strong ... Good borders lately ... Although they could annex some baltic states ... Would look Very Very Strong and Handsome !

>>757409
>lentvaris
Let's Rock

lithuania used to be very strong back in castle ages (eu4 times) but lately theyre very very small !

>>757331
Romeo I have another question am I shorts-wearer coded

.play alcohol millionaires

.play talk shit millionaires

>>757419
what the hell her t*ts too big ... its pushing me out of the room ... Oh no!!!

>>757426
[evades, spams "run" on next turns]

This slavic man has such strong affinity with animals

I Am Slavic

romeo do i look like i wear shorts all the time

>>757439
go to diy store wear shorts

actually go to costco i want one of the hot dogs

>>757439
who is the mom tho actually probably an irish person

im glad these russian men are caring for weird fat animal

>>757455
https://www.allsaints.com/us/men/shirts/hawaiian-shirts one day we get you on the shit im on

i have one i got for free from like a lost and found

i have another which is like partly see thru

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>>757479
every time im at the bar / you wanna pay / go ahead buy me a drink / you wont get laid

you would need additional party members in a funger encounter with me just saying

>>757486
what the hell

ok yeah that plushie is ftm coded

worst thing about being a cissoid man is realising nobody else has a fat ass

on my first day of college at this place 3 girls groped my butt and were like Wooooahhh white boy got a fat ass

>>757504
VN novel protag life except im not 5'8 and introverted

im enfp but people project intp stinkyman onto me

if you're entj that means you will be CEO man at some point

ENFP is like the personality disorder ridden dictator of a north african/carribean country type

>>757512
my friend would argue with you over that

he keeps saying hes not into twinks anymore but whenever i disappear from vc hes like "where has the twink gone"

i nearly married a machine girl groupie true story

i was going to move to LA

their latest output is kind of too poppy for me to listen to it

>>757529
LA me would have gone haywire

.play ayesha erotica hollywood dream

you can leave LA but dont go far .

my brother tried to sing creep (radioman) at a karoke night and i told him not 2 bc it would scare the huzzz away

these mean spanish/italian/french aunties who loved me were already giving him grief over it

i love this

finfin is literally my son

finfin is my most well behaved son

my favourite bit to do at bars is like lie about the sons i have

>>757546
we have like a roman emperor adopted son thing going on

>>757549
you're my fellow vory v zakone for when we go to prison together (we WILL go to prison at some point)

>>757551
i demand nothing but undying loyalty love and fear out of my men

killing and betraying me would be akin to them cutting off their own head

finfin is my best friend

my friend used to like intentionally make her plushies bald and then throw them at me and i would pull their hairline back down and throw it back at her

yes that would be jokes

i am now obsessed with FinFin my Best Friend

>>757567
hopy shit nice interface

>>757568
when i was at the gym with my transmasc friend one time he just showed up with like an office worker type fit and i was like "bruv you look like you're the master of windows xp office edition"

>>757574
NO!! NO!!!! *pulls her hairline back down*

i am slavic bc the only games installed on my pc computer (never seen a shooter) are postal 2 and hotline miami

randal would you say my face is polishoid

polandoid

>>757604
dakota were you the person who i said was my clone

we're twinning

>>757610
its a gun

>>757607
oim a drainarrrr

>>757614
yes sadly i am not allowed to own a gun and i never will be allowed to own one

>>757625
i think i could still get one but i would need to live in the country