>>757455
https://www.allsaints.com/us/men/shirts/hawaiian-shirts one day we get you on the shit im on

i have one i got for free from like a lost and found

i have another which is like partly see thru

.skip (video skipped)

>>757479
every time im at the bar / you wanna pay / go ahead buy me a drink / you wont get laid

you would need additional party members in a funger encounter with me just saying

>>757486
what the hell

ok yeah that plushie is ftm coded

worst thing about being a cissoid man is realising nobody else has a fat ass

on my first day of college at this place 3 girls groped my butt and were like Wooooahhh white boy got a fat ass

>>757504
VN novel protag life except im not 5'8 and introverted

im enfp but people project intp stinkyman onto me

if you're entj that means you will be CEO man at some point

ENFP is like the personality disorder ridden dictator of a north african/carribean country type

>>757512
my friend would argue with you over that

he keeps saying hes not into twinks anymore but whenever i disappear from vc hes like "where has the twink gone"

i nearly married a machine girl groupie true story

i was going to move to LA

their latest output is kind of too poppy for me to listen to it

>>757529
LA me would have gone haywire

.play ayesha erotica hollywood dream

you can leave LA but dont go far .

my brother tried to sing creep (radioman) at a karoke night and i told him not 2 bc it would scare the huzzz away

these mean spanish/italian/french aunties who loved me were already giving him grief over it

i love this

finfin is literally my son

finfin is my most well behaved son

my favourite bit to do at bars is like lie about the sons i have

>>757546
we have like a roman emperor adopted son thing going on

>>757549
you're my fellow vory v zakone for when we go to prison together (we WILL go to prison at some point)

>>757551
i demand nothing but undying loyalty love and fear out of my men

killing and betraying me would be akin to them cutting off their own head

finfin is my best friend

my friend used to like intentionally make her plushies bald and then throw them at me and i would pull their hairline back down and throw it back at her

yes that would be jokes

i am now obsessed with FinFin my Best Friend

>>757567
hopy shit nice interface

>>757568
when i was at the gym with my transmasc friend one time he just showed up with like an office worker type fit and i was like "bruv you look like you're the master of windows xp office edition"

>>757574
NO!! NO!!!! *pulls her hairline back down*

i am slavic bc the only games installed on my pc computer (never seen a shooter) are postal 2 and hotline miami

randal would you say my face is polishoid

polandoid

>>757604
dakota were you the person who i said was my clone

we're twinning

>>757610
its a gun

>>757607
oim a drainarrrr

>>757614
yes sadly i am not allowed to own a gun and i never will be allowed to own one

>>757625
i think i could still get one but i would need to live in the country

https://www.purdey.com/products/purdey-sidelock-shotgun-30848 im thinking something like this once im Riiiicchhh

>>757634
you fit the garden setting here

calming presence

you look like john egbert

i will be rich one day i have the extremely unhappy with lower class origins trait

>>757672
huggy cat

>>757678
your cat is amazing / amazing cat / he can play the guitar

randal im obsessed with this russian rap video that uses chechen war clips and i cant find it anywhere bc its on some garrys mod griefers channel

randal i need you to sell 10 vapes to all of cell block C-A before the end of the day

romeo i have a film for you to watch

>>757698
hes already watched salo that has more artistic merit

it would be fun to take some friends and rent a mansion and try to re-enact salo (obviously in a Wholesome way whatever the fuck this means)

>>757710
of course you did

>>757709
it has the best The Girls Are Fightinnnggg scene ever of all time

BPD + schizoid otp of all time

theres this one guy who's like schizo bipolar coded who all the ladies love for some reason

hello twinkanon my intellectual equal how are we today

we have all my favourite posters on rn except labby whered she go

your plushie is like built like my ex-FP you can probably guess what demographic of person he was

https://letterboxd.com/film/blue-spring/ best movie evvverrr

was he mainstream or like arthouse

>>757751
hes a cool one hes like one of the only ones to escape the school

he plays baseball

dont fuck waiters and dont fuck thugs

cupcakke is so hot

i want to live in a mansion with cobrah and cupcakke

>>757766
worst movie like this i ever watched was norbit

ive watched norbit 3 times just to remark on how genuinely hateful norbit is

things norbit hates:
-good race relations
-black women
-feminine black men
-fat black women
-society
-orphaned children

>>757779
the part where norbits wife starts cheating on him with this fruity dance class guy is so bizarre like

this had to have been an actual irl experience eddy murphy had irl

im getting bleeted so much on here lately

good posts mom

i lately got out of my wanting to be eaten phase

i remember getting extremely high and telling this 6'2 esl woman i knew that i envisioned her as a dragon that will swallow me whole one day

>>757790
i try so goddamn hard to make my friends laff at my poasts

>>757793
its ok you're just locking in.

>>757796
of cheas? Of course !!

ok i have to ask what gender/whatever do people here assign me

i am very much more interested in what people think of me than what i think of myself

my lack of solid identity works in my favour sometimes

i am surprisingly not that british

i dont like football

i dont like sunday dinner ... lemme think what else .. i think UK tv is largely garbage ... i hate uk comedians

>>757821
bro up north you can just find shops called CHIPPY

randal is this the song you wanted to play for me

im grooving

british traits i have: i like greggs

i dont actually believe in britain as a concept i think it was just something sold to scottish/welsh/anglo irish elites as some sort of demented social project

update: my transmasc friend is going insane over finfin from the magic planet of teo

i mean my other one

i have like 2 right now

i saw one at my gym and i decided not to talk to him too much bc i know where thats going

>>757842
tell them to drink a dr pepper instead

you guys got the good pepper

we just have like expensive imports from the US and EU produced sugarless motherfuckers