you look like john egbert

i will be rich one day i have the extremely unhappy with lower class origins trait

>>757672
huggy cat

>>757678
your cat is amazing / amazing cat / he can play the guitar

randal im obsessed with this russian rap video that uses chechen war clips and i cant find it anywhere bc its on some garrys mod griefers channel

randal i need you to sell 10 vapes to all of cell block C-A before the end of the day

romeo i have a film for you to watch

>>757698
hes already watched salo that has more artistic merit

it would be fun to take some friends and rent a mansion and try to re-enact salo (obviously in a Wholesome way whatever the fuck this means)

>>757710
of course you did

>>757709
it has the best The Girls Are Fightinnnggg scene ever of all time

BPD + schizoid otp of all time

theres this one guy who's like schizo bipolar coded who all the ladies love for some reason

hello twinkanon my intellectual equal how are we today

we have all my favourite posters on rn except labby whered she go

your plushie is like built like my ex-FP you can probably guess what demographic of person he was

https://letterboxd.com/film/blue-spring/ best movie evvverrr

was he mainstream or like arthouse

>>757751
hes a cool one hes like one of the only ones to escape the school

he plays baseball

dont fuck waiters and dont fuck thugs

cupcakke is so hot

i want to live in a mansion with cobrah and cupcakke

>>757766
worst movie like this i ever watched was norbit

ive watched norbit 3 times just to remark on how genuinely hateful norbit is

things norbit hates:
-good race relations
-black women
-feminine black men
-fat black women
-society
-orphaned children

>>757779
the part where norbits wife starts cheating on him with this fruity dance class guy is so bizarre like

this had to have been an actual irl experience eddy murphy had irl

im getting bleeted so much on here lately

good posts mom

i lately got out of my wanting to be eaten phase

i remember getting extremely high and telling this 6'2 esl woman i knew that i envisioned her as a dragon that will swallow me whole one day

>>757790
i try so goddamn hard to make my friends laff at my poasts

>>757793
its ok you're just locking in.

>>757796
of cheas? Of course !!

ok i have to ask what gender/whatever do people here assign me

i am very much more interested in what people think of me than what i think of myself

my lack of solid identity works in my favour sometimes

i am surprisingly not that british

i dont like football

i dont like sunday dinner ... lemme think what else .. i think UK tv is largely garbage ... i hate uk comedians

>>757821
bro up north you can just find shops called CHIPPY

randal is this the song you wanted to play for me

im grooving

british traits i have: i like greggs

i dont actually believe in britain as a concept i think it was just something sold to scottish/welsh/anglo irish elites as some sort of demented social project

update: my transmasc friend is going insane over finfin from the magic planet of teo

i mean my other one

i have like 2 right now

i saw one at my gym and i decided not to talk to him too much bc i know where thats going

>>757842
tell them to drink a dr pepper instead

you guys got the good pepper

we just have like expensive imports from the US and EU produced sugarless motherfuckers

shawty watchu sippin on gatorade

ok im already grooving

you cant see it but im busting it down in my chair

to a beat like this its sexual style

is anyone else weirdly attracted to women in overalls

must activate some kind of ancestrial memory

i like the woman in overalls tending to her crops and plants

>>757868
damn do we have the same friend

i like my cis men and twinkhons skinny anyway

what would be my slavic name lemme check

it would be Luj or Lyudovik depending on what end of the slavospehre

>>757883
he looks like this straight french guy i hung out with at a gay bar and we had both lost the women we were at the bar with (they went to the toilet to do coke) and he said to me Hihihih Looks like you my girlfriend for the night now !! and we danced

thats my fave genre of straight guy

just a bit of banta

this is genuinely peoples lives in the provincial shitholes of the uk

saying "provincial shithole" was the most anglo-norman thing ive done lately im sorry

>>757898
felix is a sexyman name

whenever i impersonated ESL europeans online i would tell people my name was feliks-marcel

Hihihi allo my name Feliks-Marcel :-DDD we be friends as long as yuo of not stinking gyppie or insalt my fackhing cantrey !! Ohoho

giza mass autism array before ending his life

sometimes i think im like blade the half vampire vampire hunter but im fighting other cluster b autists

imagine losing 3 inches of pingas length

saddest day

>>757909
dont look at his crotch

bounce on that thang mmreooowwww

yea theres a reason why i like nz/australian women but not the men

thinking of the time i bullied this tall australian guy i met by telling him that women preferred 5'10 men bc their centre of gravity is closer to the earth thus they're harder to grapple and kill and he had the worst metldown of all time in the club

who the hell loses their shit after being told they're too tall to fuck

>>757925
woah sick i last played on a dreamcast when i was a kid who nearly died and had to go to hospital for a week

>>757928
yeah hes on my list

>>757929
my appendix was about to explode bc i insisted on doing Sports Day even tho it was hurting me and i was throwing up everywhere

i just wanted to show those other kids i could run faster

if i were a videogame character i would be ecco the dolphin

he loves his friends and loves nature and hates aliens

my fnaf head friend says i am funtime foxy

or the pirate foxy

>>757941
>roxanne wolf
thats me if i went to LA

>>757945
shes like who i was attracted to before i pivoted back to being attracted to neets/nerds/creative shut in types

i like this kind of music it remind me of youth

>>757953
people have said i have the cat expression on my mouth

>>757958
playstation magazine :)

>>757963
im going to get my friend to play it and stream it

it'll be very funny hearing him bark polish accented demands at finfin

oh hell yea this is a groove

randal you are like also british coded but like you come from the midlands

you're a brummie ladlass

you chill in CEX

you try to swap all your dads porno CDs so you can afford a ps1 game thats 3.99 GBP

they hated me because i told the truth

i am british and midwestern and you are russian and british

aren't you half irish or something you're basically small town uk coded

.play [YouTube]

lets rock baby

romeo i have new discord acc can i send it to you

yeah sadly no visualiser which is like 30% of the appeal of these videos but i tried my best. sorry

little mousey fella

you see now why i want to live in a magical forest

finfin can be upgraded and change color much like a chao in chao garden

97 gang

idk i have nostalgia for the late 90s bc a lot of that culture persisted here into the mid 2000s

pingas

Retvrn

>>758010
people tell me via psionic waves to kill the president but they never tell me to fuck the president

i guess the gun is more divine than the penis these days

death worshipping culture

>>758016
why do people hate a fat ass these days

its ok i like him he can stay

love me love me say that you love me

alien bird dolphin thing

randal when im like 50+ and like proficient at game dev i want to make like

a game styled like this where you're a 3d dog man who breaks into peoples houses to steal wealth

its like if postal 2 was an immersive sim and you have to home invade as many houses as possible

yes this is my plan to make postal 3 good but it has to look like a dreamcast game and be an imsim like deus ex

Home Invader: DOGMAN

>>758046
yeahhh this guy is epic

i was attracted to the hippo from madagascar in my early teens

brain damaged