ok im already grooving

you cant see it but im busting it down in my chair

to a beat like this its sexual style

is anyone else weirdly attracted to women in overalls

must activate some kind of ancestrial memory

i like the woman in overalls tending to her crops and plants

>>757868
damn do we have the same friend

i like my cis men and twinkhons skinny anyway

what would be my slavic name lemme check

it would be Luj or Lyudovik depending on what end of the slavospehre

>>757883
he looks like this straight french guy i hung out with at a gay bar and we had both lost the women we were at the bar with (they went to the toilet to do coke) and he said to me Hihihih Looks like you my girlfriend for the night now !! and we danced

thats my fave genre of straight guy

just a bit of banta

this is genuinely peoples lives in the provincial shitholes of the uk

saying "provincial shithole" was the most anglo-norman thing ive done lately im sorry

>>757898
felix is a sexyman name

whenever i impersonated ESL europeans online i would tell people my name was feliks-marcel

Hihihi allo my name Feliks-Marcel :-DDD we be friends as long as yuo of not stinking gyppie or insalt my fackhing cantrey !! Ohoho

giza mass autism array before ending his life

sometimes i think im like blade the half vampire vampire hunter but im fighting other cluster b autists

imagine losing 3 inches of pingas length

saddest day

>>757909
dont look at his crotch

bounce on that thang mmreooowwww

yea theres a reason why i like nz/australian women but not the men

thinking of the time i bullied this tall australian guy i met by telling him that women preferred 5'10 men bc their centre of gravity is closer to the earth thus they're harder to grapple and kill and he had the worst metldown of all time in the club

who the hell loses their shit after being told they're too tall to fuck

>>757925
woah sick i last played on a dreamcast when i was a kid who nearly died and had to go to hospital for a week

>>757928
yeah hes on my list

>>757929
my appendix was about to explode bc i insisted on doing Sports Day even tho it was hurting me and i was throwing up everywhere

i just wanted to show those other kids i could run faster

if i were a videogame character i would be ecco the dolphin

he loves his friends and loves nature and hates aliens

my fnaf head friend says i am funtime foxy

or the pirate foxy

>>757941
>roxanne wolf
thats me if i went to LA

>>757945
shes like who i was attracted to before i pivoted back to being attracted to neets/nerds/creative shut in types

i like this kind of music it remind me of youth

>>757953
people have said i have the cat expression on my mouth

>>757958
playstation magazine :)

>>757963
im going to get my friend to play it and stream it

it'll be very funny hearing him bark polish accented demands at finfin

oh hell yea this is a groove

randal you are like also british coded but like you come from the midlands

you're a brummie ladlass

you chill in CEX

you try to swap all your dads porno CDs so you can afford a ps1 game thats 3.99 GBP

they hated me because i told the truth

i am british and midwestern and you are russian and british

aren't you half irish or something you're basically small town uk coded

.play [YouTube]

lets rock baby

romeo i have new discord acc can i send it to you

yeah sadly no visualiser which is like 30% of the appeal of these videos but i tried my best. sorry

little mousey fella

you see now why i want to live in a magical forest

finfin can be upgraded and change color much like a chao in chao garden

97 gang

idk i have nostalgia for the late 90s bc a lot of that culture persisted here into the mid 2000s

pingas

Retvrn

>>758010
people tell me via psionic waves to kill the president but they never tell me to fuck the president

i guess the gun is more divine than the penis these days

death worshipping culture

>>758016
why do people hate a fat ass these days

its ok i like him he can stay

love me love me say that you love me

alien bird dolphin thing

randal when im like 50+ and like proficient at game dev i want to make like

a game styled like this where you're a 3d dog man who breaks into peoples houses to steal wealth

its like if postal 2 was an immersive sim and you have to home invade as many houses as possible

yes this is my plan to make postal 3 good but it has to look like a dreamcast game and be an imsim like deus ex

Home Invader: DOGMAN

>>758046
yeahhh this guy is epic

i was attracted to the hippo from madagascar in my early teens

brain damaged

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did you ever play the over the hedge game

i wanted the raccoon and the squirrel to kiss

its surprisingly good, the game i mean

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whenever i played minigolf with my brother we would have BPD meltdowns at eachother and fight eachother with the golf clubs

accidentally let slip i used to wear dresses and have long hair around my friends godfather and now hes hitting me up on whatsapp for stupid shit and penning semi-erotic fanfiction about me in emails

i hate being around insane people sometimes

i might go to mcdonalds and eat some horrendous slop

>>758089
yeas i have no badger and rat woman to eat with though saddest of days !!

>>758092
my area has not been graced with a BK

remember that video of the black guy in his car freaking out over vegan BK

its got that SEARED BITE

that COOKOUT FLEX

no its a black guy

ive been told i look and act like reviewman

-9999hp attack on my personage rn

"you look like his gay cousin"

i said that to this turkish friend of mine once

"you look like charli xcxs little adhd cousin"

she got angry and said some shit like "WELL...uh...YOU LOOK LIKE...BRITISH PETER PAN"

aint that bitch already british

yea thats what i said

>>758113
read that as bug bite at first

imagine being married to a hive of bug women and they all sting and bite you in bed

ladies !! please !!!

ok im going to buy some fat nasty snacks to feed my face now ill be on me phone as they say

nikocado is like the least breedable fat guy alive

sorry i had to type that out but i had to say it

everytime ive gone to mcdonalds with someone like 1on1 its just descended into insane shit about nuggies

ohhh buy me loads of nuggies pwease!!

Should I buy nuggies or just a mcgangbang

i never get the meal i kinda hate the fries and drink

>>758165
i had really good fries/chips at a gastro pub and it like ruined fries for me

outside was perfectly crispy and it was so soft in the middle

>>758165
yes do you want to see my medical records

>>758172
VGHHHH

>>758187
only the person who took the picture could do that she was much taller than me

inferior wingspan though

ok im on the move now

me and labby heading the same state would be the most powerful hoi4 start ever

cookout flex

>>758241
im already 10 nuggies in

they taste good widd tha sweet curry sauce

the worst thing you can get is the bigmac bc it’s like £5 here and like has something pitiful like 300 calories or it at least seems like it does

>>758250
my friend gave me the QRD on olive oil lately in cooking and insisted that butter is better