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booger (phone)!boymodewng
found
fentmom
someone get the stinky boy pony out of here
fentmom
girls can sing if they want
sæкі
awrooo
fentmom
i dont like that her horn is the same colour
fentmom
cluster b ass pony
booger (phone)!boymodewng
found out that in our official fire evacuation plan, if you can’t get down the two stairs apparently the next thing is to hang off the roof and it should be a “3-4 foot drop” but we measured it and it was a 10😎
fentmom
both these ponies have cluster b disorders they need eachother
fentmom
chud back rub pony
romeo
i love this show more than a person should i think
>>758867
fentmom
hell yea boondocks
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>758865
u shouldn’t be embarrassed of liking things i think its cool
fentmom
bitches like texting
romeo
im a lil embarassed ;_;
anon
want burger
fentmom
you're allowed to be a manchild if you have high emotional intelligence anyway dw about it
>>758874
anon
god. im such a monkey. every time i see somebody eating something i want to eat it too
fentmom
bitches love smiley faces
fentmom
all my smileys are supposed to be indicative of ESLs
fentmom
:-DDDD
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>758873
what the helly
straw bury
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this is my son, samuel swagmother
fentmom
i already have a son named finfin he came from an egg
straw bury
that pirated audio quality
booger (phone)!boymodewng
straw girl?
fentmom
thats a whole episode of seeiinfeld!
booger (phone)!boymodewng
more like swag girl
fentmom
pulp fiction reference
straw bury
more like straw shawdy
>>758889
booger (phone)!boymodewng
straw shordy
fentmom
i love how weeb this show is
sæкі
bwa
sæкі
cant find phone
fentmom
duckies quack
straw bury
riley hiding an entire frying pan up his pants
anon
copywrite free audio
straw bury
huey always hatin
fentmom
"boy stop hating" is a great code to go by when it comes to your family
straw bury
huey is a filthy communist
fentmom
tf is that audio in the background
romeo
probably someone screen recording and doesnt know their mic is on
anon
that was a crime against collectibles
straw bury
ed and rummy is THE otp
straw bury
godlike quality
anon
wait is this a guy filming a youtube video lmao
>>758916
romeo
my guess is that they're screen recording from the adult swim website
romeo
cuz adultswim.com has a lot of full episodes for free if you have cable
anon
major kudos to sam for being able to sell this crazy shit
sæкі
>>758911
mightve found a new grey whale/sem-dream typewriter model
[YouTube]
or another in the series, i havent gotten to dive into too deep yet
>>758922>>758918
fentmom
romeo did you say you wear button ups too
anon
>>758916
Oh very cool electric then
romeo
yea
fentmom
badass
straw bury
>>758921
i feature in this episode as the booty warrior
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>>758922
ye
i try to always but usually dont have the stuff around
also this model looks crazy and im surprised i didnt know about this series
>>758932
booger (phone)!boymodewng
i used a fax today
booger (phone)!boymodewng
i’m so old
fentmom
nice spas 12
fentmom
terminator ass gun
romeo
mf doom in the abckground ??
fentmom
these guys are playing ready or not irl
straw bury
twinknon doesnt believe in the spas 12 :(
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>758924
wait omg that’s so cool
fentmom
yeah twinkanon seems like he doesnt fuck with like tacticool stuff
straw bury
>loads one shell
>fires 2 shots
>>758937
fentmom
i see him with a ruger 14
fentmom
thats all you need for ghetto ops anyway
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>758934
problem?
straw bury
carl sneaking into the police station with nothing but a katana and a big ass revolver
>>758941
sæкі
oh god it seems like theres a rare full word processor model
anon
>>758939
What? An operation to take down a horde of vicious poodles?
>>758950
straw bury
mmmmmhmmmmmmm
booger (phone)!boymodewng
that’s so fricking cool
sæкі
in the 80s to early-mid 90s some of the companies would sell typewriter/word processor models w CRTs that had basically a full fledged sort of ms word or wordsmith etc software
fentmom
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>>758943
i mean we can take out the illegal poodle breeding ring leaders too ill bring this in case they bring backup
>>758954
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>758948
oh damn
booger (phone)!boymodewng
oh shit a crt would be so cool to have again
anon
>>758950
All I got at my apartment is my Mauser, uh my chinese shotgun, and a couple of pistols, nothing really good because this place gets broken into consistently
>>758955
fentmom
i like chinese guns, civil war dated and the crazy new ones you see in kane n lynch 2
sæкі
usually theyre giant and meant for like legal offices that had the money and paper sizes were too large for normal ones
anon
It's Chilean, used by a CHILEAN DEATH SQAUD under PINOCHET
>>758965>>758964
fentmom
>>758958
man i thought you meant a pistol but this is just as swag
>>758966
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>758960
isn’t there a. song about that guy
fentmom
i feel like if i picked up one of these guns there would be like an ominous guitar twang
fentmom
>>758966
im set to inherit a freemason sword my stepfather doesn't trust me with yet
anon
>>758964
I made that up, but it is over a hundred years old and was Chilean, I have no clue if it was used by Pinochet's military or if it was just mothballed, but I tell people it belonged to a Chilean Firing Squad
>>758971>>758972
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>758970
why would you lie on the internet twink
fentmom
>>758970
that gun definitely has some bodies on its list
straw bury
>the black power fist
anon
Looking up Pinochet and one of the first results is a Polish forum where they compare Jaruzelski to Pinochet and decide who was worse
>>758976
fentmom
poland very sexy country
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>758974
there was a song where it went like “pinochet pinochet pinochet”
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>758978
#reply fact check

fact check: true. no argument detected. checks out.

next time I'll bring the debate club tho.
fact check
booger (phone)!boymodewng
wearknf corrective glasses is so embarrassing
straw bury
cinema
fentmom
twinkanon i had such a good wargame trailer to show you
fentmom
it was iran-iraq war and had fucking joy division as music in the background
>>758988
straw bury
bushido brown my goat
fentmom
>>758988
i met a vet of it lately
fentmom
he had a mark on his neck where he had been shot and left for dead for like over 24 hours
fentmom
he was begging this millionaire swinger man for money for milk
anon
Probably one of the most wild wars
romeo
guysssssss fent is being mean to me
straw bury
awwwwww poor romeo do u want a hug
straw bury
now fent, quit being mean to romeo
straw bury
>YOU DO NOT KIDNAP OPRAH
romeo
but what if i am fluttershy
fentmom
>>759000
watch me work it yuh im perfect
fentmom
reading that shit years ago broke my brain
straw bury
this bitch is clearly mad that flutterchads just can stop catching w's
fentmom
flutterchad wouldnt bang him and now hes hating
fentmom
tfw is that hellocatman shirt too
anon
Should I make an account with PolandForumsdotcom
romeo
i'm the flutterchad
fentmom
yes i love poland
fentmom
poland sexiest country of all time
anon
I already have an account on Nairaland
fentmom
we met in the sexy part of poland ... and then he FUCKED on this freaky hacker chick body
anon
Where I personally contribute to the continued decline of ethnic relations
romeo
would you guys make fun of me if i had a scene emo mary sue mlp sona
>>759024>>759025
straw bury
fluttershy cool as hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sæкі
i go try n find my phone n get out to mow n be done w it
romeo
because i do...........
straw bury
>>759019
i support u whatever choices u make
straw bury
>>759026
dont listen to fent little romeo we can eat pudding and draw our mlp personas hugging
>>759029
fentmom
>>759028
Poland is the Christ of Europe
romeo
wait lemme finish making mine in ponytown
romeo
HOLY FUCK PEAK IS ON
fentmom
ponytown my beloved
fentmom
once i made an asexual pony in ponytown and i went up to people and said shit like "sex?? no thanks!! i love cake" and people got so fucking angry at me they would follow me around screaming threats
straw bury
i think i heard someone bumpin this downtown earlier
sæкі
found n charging my phone
left it by my bed yday when i woke up
>>759041
fentmom
im just an asexual pony in a top hat and steampunk bowtie leave me the hell alone let me rockk
>>759038>>759040
fentmom
i am not a free thinker i defer to the most powerful and wise authority
romeo
YAAAAAAAY I LOVE THIS EPISODEEEEEE
fentmom
3rd bleet of the day
fentmom
im on a roll
romeo
pingy pi
romeo
wow pinkie asking twi to do her
>>759050
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>>759041
did u get to see the endeavour thingy i put together shortly
is for having work sandboxed but made it aha
>>759051
romeo
twipie is canon
sæкі
just me separating my stuff from my main desktop for reasons
but i do dev at times
straw bury
dawg im literally applejack
fentmom
>>759054
my two worst girlfriends were jewish and i still like jews and judaism
sæкі
i used to more
fentmom
this polander is weak
romeo
.play my little pony s3e13
fentmom
im living in america
romeo
.play my little pony s4e16
romeo
im forcing yall to watch my favorite episodes
straw bury
doesnt this bitch understand that her friends will understand whichever option she chooses, and that by stressing so hard over the entire problem she is only destroying the entire point of having fun?
romeo
she has anxiety and is off her meds
sæкі
>>759060
>>759054
ah yeh im thinking of carl schmitts whole thing of going the path he did despite being basically raised and taken in by a jewish family who funded him and he became a uhhh
romeo
.play mlp s2e15
straw bury
im gonna get an apple tattooed on my asscheek in honor of applejack
>>759071
romeo
we're going on a pony binge chat
fentmom
>>759070
judas just wanted to set the prophecy in motion this is the hill i will die upon
sæкі
fascist and the blueprint for modern fascism
fentmom
he committed the true heroic sacrifice
fentmom
he will be remembered as a villain forever but he really just wanted to give his BFF the cuntiest and most important dramatic death of all time
straw bury
thuggin wit saeki watching mlp and drinking arizoona
>>759078
sæкі
hehe
fentmom
>>759076
i mean israel sucks and i cant say much about israel bc my gov is watching what i type about it rn but make no mistake i am an enemy of israel and the forces that support it (including my gov)
>>759083
sæкі
i have a gud bit of arizona, i had a lil bit yday after a week or smth
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>>759082
i feel like this is close but there's also other cases that i believe very well contend, but either way the point still stands that it being anywhere near such is uh yknow
romeo
your cutie mark is usually representative of your specialty
romeo
and you specialize in furries
straw bury
i wonder what i specialize in
fentmom
chubby furry raccoon badger person
sæкі
dont fed-fedpost
fentmom
yes theres a reason im holding back because there are People Watching and also i kinda just wanna watch MLP with the lads rn
straw bury
ignore low effort troll watch my little pony
>>759097
romeo
my ponysona's cutie mark was uhhhhhhh
a radio
then i changed it to a wing
>>759100
fentmom
>>759098
what you mean you dont have an actual cutiemark??? so sad so sad
romeo
a pale pink wing made of cotton candy
fentmom
out of all the marks people have left on my body nobody has left one on my flank
>>759106>>759105
fentmom
thus i cannot be an irl mlp char
romeo
>>759106
the part of the pony that has the cutie mark, so like the hip on the human
straw bury
genuinely me off my meds
fentmom
>>759106
i mean for a human it would be the side of my butt
sæкі
oh yeh
sæкі
i thought u meant hehe
sæкі
and ye
sæкі
eheh
sæкі
i think i mightve?
fentmom
i have someones name, a very faint remnant of a certain political symbol (blame the insane people i used to date), and ciggie burns
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-u-
fentmom
no cutiemark tho
romeo
fun fun fun fun fun fun fun!!!
fentmom
>>759121
i have only banged my latino clone
fentmom
best day evurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
romeo
just go to the mirror pool and make yourself a clone obvi
fentmom
we're not its just MLP hour
fentmom
we're all blackpilled on whats going on right now we just cannot mentally afford to be thinking about it 24/7, i used to be like that and it was completely impossible to function and i would just end up arguing with people all the time
romeo
i dont wanna think about politics rn i just wanna watch mlp
straw bury
>>759128
i bet this bitch has never seen a full season of my little pony
romeo
TRUE
fentmom
>>759132
i already spend like 2 hours a day telling anyone that listens that the UK gov is compliant in a genocide + flying spy ops into gaza from their base in cyprus i just cannot do this all the time because its not mentally healthy + i will end up on a list and i am currently trying to live a normal life
straw bury
>>759135
rookie. fake fan
romeo
>>759135
bad opinion
romeo
seasons 5 and 6 were awesome
straw bury
lmao if u wanna troll then talk shit about mlp
romeo
i will go apeshit trust
fentmom
i am ok in watching a full season of mlp tonight
fentmom
its monday night motherfuckers
romeo
ehehe
romeo
i can load up some more of my favorite episodes
fentmom
lets dance
fentmom
yes i give you furmission to hog the wormwatch
romeo
.play mlp s5e13
fentmom
ty i dont like having to explain myself to people who are basically me when i was 22 years old
romeo
.play mlp s4e7
straw bury
>"the race ur not allowed to criticize"
what happened to bait dawg
fentmom
idk when people talk like that they're usually depressed
>>759162
romeo
hi modworm we're having mlp binge night!!
>>759170
straw bury
>>759158
where does one acquire the hello kitty mosser flavor
>>759164
anon
>>759157
every now and again you can steer people like that toward something that isn't blatant and retarded but its no one's job here
fentmom
that stupid dragon guy max is such a simp for twlilight
>>759169
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>>759160
hehe unsure
or if its mosser
straw bury
>but what if i dont pass
>>759166
fentmom
is there anything worse than being a guy whos a simp for a lesbian who is older and better than you
romeo
.play mlp s2e16
romeo
>>759163
spike was originally written to have a crush on rarity
romeo
he's attached to twilight because she's pretty much his mom
fentmom
pinkie clones
fentmom
this is just how i would act around clones of myself
fentmom
4 fun ?
straw bury
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>drawing frowny faces in the mood with her hand
::nuke
romeo
>>759175
this episode shows all the lore of the mane 6 when they were fillies
fentmom
guys where are some pretty places in tokyo you've heard about im asking bc im going there at christmas lol
>>759179>>759181
romeo
go to downtown shibuya that's where project sekai is set
>>759184
straw bury
shes fucking dead
romeo
and thus the meme was born
fentmom
>>759180
we're also going to the red light district to gawp at all the soaplands
>>759186
romeo
i loved that part as a kid when pinkie does the g1 face
fentmom
jade homestuck soapland
fentmom
sorry
romeo
yayy the real pinkieeeee
romeo
i love pinkie
straw bury
yippeeeeeeeeeee
romeo
whered i put my pinkie plushie
romeo
i have plushies of all the m6
straw bury
innocent times
sæкі
awe
romeo
sleeby ponk
romeo
oh gawd
fentmom
ohh nooo its the song
romeo
repanon wanted me to put on cupcakes hd
fentmom
im having a faux manic episode watching poney gore
straw bury
what in the world
straw bury
romeo im scared
romeo
LOOK AWAY STRAW
fentmom
now is not the time to be scared
straw bury
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
romeo
its okay straw its fake
romeo
its not the real pinkie and rainbow
straw bury
SHE KILLED HER
romeo
after this we can watch an episode of boondocks and we'll be back to the real ponies
romeo
this is all fake these are actors
anon
what the fuck is this
straw bury
wait i gotta go get falafel
romeo
get some nom noms
straw bury
all the pony brutality made me hungry
straw bury
buh bye
straw bury
I HAVENT EATEN ALL DAY OK AND FOR MOST OF YESTERDAY
fentmom
eat something
fentmom
get some wholemeal carbs
straw bury
i knowwwww u know i know i know m just trynna get a lil thinner
>>759232
fentmom
im serious the whole eating nothing thing is like fucking gay (in a bad way) you need your brain to be functioning
romeo
go get some nom noms!!! you gotta eat gotta go eat
romeo
when you're done eating we can watch ponies
straw bury
yippeeeeeeeeeee
straw bury
ok bai
sæкі
and pat
sæкі
u heading out or is romeo ?
straw bury
i am gonna go grab sum shawarma
sæкі
okiiii c:
sæкі
ooo
nice :D
romeo
im kinda hungry too i'm gonna go beg my mom for food
fentmom
pony gore followed with gay rape
fentmom
>>759241
im going to go get a snack you must eat too
romeo
i just asked my mom for dinner
romeo
it'll be ready in like 20 mins
fentmom
im going to eat cereal bc im mentally stunted
>>759247
anon
4
romeo
gah dam
fentmom
planning the tokyo trip with friends and im too stupid to add the icon
fentmom
like the picture of the place i wanna go
anon
Goddamn
anon
it is way too fucking hot out lmao
fentmom
twinkanon have you been to southern decadance in new orleans
anon
The Decadance parade?
fentmom
i think so one of my friends just dropped the fact shes been there
anon
Yeah, I've been a few times
romeo
ayyyyayyayayayayayayya ponies are baaack
fentmom
if i was superrich and not banned from the US i would organise wormcon in new orleans
>>759265
lain from computers
whats this show about
>>759262
lain from computers
>>759262
it looks like a kids show ims urprised
romeo
featuring pure concentrated autism
anon
>>759260
I think coming down for Mardi Gras would be fun as fuck, I have my apartment in Baton Rouge that is like huge, so if people were fine with hostel conditions, it would literally just be getting here and then we could rent a party bus to NOLA for the parades themselves
>>759266
fentmom
>>759265
keep me away from the MDMA

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