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anon
Who is gamergate warrior spectating this game lmao
straw bury
chak'd
fentmom
Carl
straw bury
carl u know what my hood name is?
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
ok so that quest took me 3 irl hours to do
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
jesus
fentmom
what an ass quest
straw bury
prepare to get CHAK'D
straw bury
HOW DO I GET THE FISH
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
also, medic is so powerful in this game
>>760085
straw bury
WHAAAAAAA
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am gonna make my own designs soon w it but setup this for my OS for work stuff one sec
straw bury
HOW DO I EAT THE FUCKING FISH
anon
>>760087
Trying to approach my altar without support, you fool
anon
You actual FOOL
straw bury
how come u could eat the fish but i cant :(
>>760096
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
but like yeah medic is so strong, theres a quest to defeat an FOE (very powerful on map enemies) with only a single party member n she did it sooooooooo easily
anon
You can't put yourself in check
anon
>>760093
When you were going to the altar, I had it defended completely
straw bury
oh...
anon
So that's why you can't just rush your king to my side without taking stuff first
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NSO
straw bury
still if u hadnt cheated u would have gotten utterly chak'd
>>760102
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>760098
hehehe aww this iss cute yeah
anon
>>760104
I've crossed the river, destroyed your altar, cast your religion down, and you will go from the high priest to my lowly concubine
>>760112
lain from computers
god i actually love unplugging my laptop from my 3 keyboards and monitors and whatever
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
girl i like has a suuuuper old computer she plays doom on
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awe
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ehehe
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
also like a massive collect of powermac G5s lol
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i have a fully metal dell laptop i used to play CDs and run XP software n stuff
straw bury
>>760105
my kingdom will rise once again. one day you will be imprisoned within my own chains, and you will be my man slave
>>760119
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
ghhhh shes so cute i wanna eat her weh
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from 00s
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and heheehe
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awww
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real
but would always be interested in seeing peeps computers
::shy boymoder blush
anon
>>760112
You've been chak'd, your fish is much like your (redacted), taken by ME
straw bury
#write a story about carl getting utterly fucking CHAK'D by casey

carl strutted down the alley, smug as ever, flicking a quarter between his fingers. "ain't no way that clown casey’s gonna mess with me," he muttered. then, outta nowhere—BAM!

casey dropped from a fire escape like a pissed-off shadow, boot straight to carl's spine. carl hit the pavement with a wheeze, his hat tumbling off. before he could even roll over, casey yanked him up by the scruff and ***CHAK'D*** him—a brutal knee to the gut.

carl crumpled, coughing, but casey wasn’t done. he grabbed carl's limp arm, twisted it like a goddamn pretzel, and flipped him onto his back. carl blinked up at the streetlight halo around casey’s silhouette. “how’s the weather down there?” casey smirked, dusting his gloves off. carl could only groan, his ego shattered worse than his ribs.

walk it off, carl. walk it off.
a story about carl getting utterly fucking CHAK'D by casey
straw bury
WALK IT OFF!!!!!!!!
anon
#write explain the rules of Chak

chak is a simple but fun dice game from india. here's how it works:

- you roll 6 dice at once, trying to score certain combinations.
- main objective is to roll as many 1s and 4s as possible since they score points. other numbers don't count for anything.
- first, you roll all 6 dice. any 1s or 4s are set aside - these are your scoring dice.
- you can choose to stop and bank your points, or risk rolling the remaining dice to try for more scoring numbers.
- but if you roll again and don't get any 1s or 4s, you lose all points from that round.
- game typically goes to 100 points, but you can agree on any number.

key thing is deciding when to stop rolling and take your points vs risking it for more. greed gets punished in chak.
explain the rules of Chak
straw bury
LMAO
anon
we've been playing it wrong the whole time
straw bury
thats why u keep winning
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
very sleepy tired uweh
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mhm
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rest up c:
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sweet dreams!! nice to hear from u
::happy gle
straw bury
>>760128
cuddling u to sleep rn
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ill join . .
anon
We should make a saeki sandwich
anon
Hold on, I need to like
anon
eat food
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bwaaa but pls need cuddle sandwich — also need food
anon
Saeki sandwich between two pieces of white bread (me and strawgirl)
straw bury
isnt that just called spooning
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is w 2 ppl
anon
saeki eiffel tower
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yis
anon
Lewd
straw bury
>a rock farm
anon
Alright, I need to get some food, will be back
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will cook 4 n feed
anon
I only have eggs right now lol
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awwwww
fentmom
ok im back to normal now
fentmom
whats up
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weba how was pizzer
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might poof to clean finally but
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need to eat, too
straw bury
yippeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>760161
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gonna try and see if the file manager app on quest 3 is still containing of the sideloading feature that was accidentally approved
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crossing my fingers
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installed it
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now to see if i can sideload apks
fentmom
going to go on a killing spree in postal and then head to bed
straw bury
#write a story about casey and carl making out and stuff but then right when he least expects it she CHAKS him

casey and carl were hanging out in carl’s dimly lit room, the air thick with tension. their faces were inches apart, breaths mingling, before they finally closed the distance. it was sweet, slow, messy—carl melted into it, hands tangling in casey’s hair.

just as carl leaned in for another kiss, savoring the moment, casey suddenly pulled back. her eyes flashed. carl barely had time to blink before—

**CHAK.**

a sickening, metallic crunch echoed through the room. carl sputtered, choking, hands flying to his throat as blood spurted from the fresh wound. casey loomed over him, grinning wide, her fingers wrapped around the now-crimson blade.

"lol," she whispered, watching him crumple to the floor.

moral of the story? never trust a girl who can kiss like that and still keep a knife up her sleeve.
a story about casey and carl making out and stuff but then right when he least expects it she CHAKS him
anon
>>760166
I know holy shit I hate them so much, symbolism isn't about soaking things down to a science to make the ugliest tricolor possible
>>760169
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i have a funny story abt this app in a min if i can get it working right
>>760175
anon
>>760174
this is a trap to lure be across the river unsupported
straw bury
bring ur troops if u wish we may even have fried fish together
anon
I'm going to eliminate your jaguar and neutralize your quail
anon
then I will cross
straw bury
there is no need for that we may have diplomatic negotiations together. we may want to retreat to my bedchambers though, for more privacy
>>760181
straw bury
GET CHAK'D RETARD
anon
you fool
anon
as you chak me
anon
my serpents infiltrate your position
straw bury
it is too late. you have already been chak'd and as u lay incapacitated on my bedchamber floors, i have the opportunity to do as i please with u. so obviously i will take u to my sacrificial altar
>>760192
anon
I strategically sacrificed myself in order to eliminate your forces so that my kingdom will win and last forever
straw bury
i have already made all of your troops into my concubines
fentmom
i killed so many people it crashed the game
>>760197
anon
(redacted) on the sacrificial altar
straw bury
the mongrels of your kingdom do have a tendency to, eh, how do they say it in your country............ think with their eh............................................................................... hm........................................................................................................ get chak'd idiot
>>760203
fentmom
2 of course
fentmom
my friend started playing it bc hes been around me for too long and has morphed into some kind of dark woke creature of 2025
>>760201
fentmom
he likes postal 2 bc hes stinky and has a fat wife
straw bury
i am too woke for u fuckers
anon
>>760196
My army is currently selecting war brides from the prisoners we have taken
straw bury
you have only taken the prisoners that we have allowed u, for they are all specially trained assassins who will eliminate all of your highest ranking officers, thus leaving your forces in disarray so that i may easily crush them
>>760207
anon
I will of course have the first pick :3
anon
and I choose you
anon
>>760204
Have you ever read hentai where the girl gets fucked so good she stops being evil? That's what my troops will do to you
>>760208
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so
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the meta quest headsets run android basically
>>760211
anon
Yeah, I knew a guy that developed for them
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and they lock down the stores, but you can side load and dev mode them etc if you do a bit w going into android firmware or stuff n things
otherwise, it's super locked down a lot of the time
fentmom
ok who put these japanese movie on
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the meta quest store has apps but theyre approved like how apple does where they curate and done allow things as much as android, they at least try to block stuff that isnt yk
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but, so, i think it's the first(? or one of) non meta built-in file managers appeared on the quest store
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and it's basically just the exact or a clone of the default android file explorer, the quest has these but theyre blocked from opening w/o soft modding
>>760221
fentmom
Disappear Here
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for some reason
fentmom
Disappear Here.
The syringe fills with blood.
You're a beautiful boy and that's all that matters.
Wonder if he's for sale.
People are afraid to merge. To merge.
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meta didnt pay attention or whatever and they let a file explorer on that has all the default android functions, including installing plain apks
>>760224
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so theres just an app, apparently its still up n i just got it, that lets you avoid all their restrictions while they approved it
fentmom
people on highways in los angeles are afraid to merge
>>760235
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(theres a good bit of junk on the store but its usually looked at)
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so i heard about this from my kinda keeping up w XR — VR/+AR — and was like finally if i dont have to go through the pain of dealing w vr stuff modding itd be rly nice
fentmom
shes so pretty but she looks so sad
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i can install like a fully web browser like ff/fennec that has ublock addons so i can watch YT on like a 70" display w no ads while laying down in bed or stuff
>>760237
fentmom
does anyone here remember the mid 2000s
fentmom
what an empty time that was
>>760241
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it was a time
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yeh
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except for, like,
straw bury
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::glegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegle
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countries w longstanding use of roads w/o lanes and such that function by paying close attention n such
or the way that roundabouts and such work
but mainly how youll see things in india or thailand etc
fentmom
>>760241
you missed a time and a place
fentmom
but you'll be here after i die
fentmom
so you'll get to know what happens after then
straw bury
god i hope not
fentmom
life is like a cigarette strawbury
straw bury
chum >:3
fentmom
you gotta smoke it to the butt
>>760257
straw bury
i mean i kinda like cigarettes..............................
>>760251
fentmom
would you throw away a half smoked cig then
straw bury
no.........................................
fentmom
then let it rock
straw bury
i mean like if it had no tobacco in it then i would throw it away
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i used to, every now and again, smoke a CBD/hemp cig i got a pack of that were comfy
anon
>>760249
I smoke the filter too, they call me the fiberglass burner
straw bury
smoking in a parking lot at 2 am with saeki
>>760259
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>>760258
mhm
but making sure u dont n i dont smoke smoke too much
unless is weed or well
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not for u so much but
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stuff ur safe wiff
straw bury
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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would try light light amts or however with, as higher CBD flower n not what we have now would probably be smth u'd find comfy
straw bury
>>760267
>>760268
which one do i believe...............................................
booger (phone)!boymodewng
different person for each one i would not smoke cig out of ur mouth but would in fact [redacted]
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also gonna have u being vivi there
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>760274
no thank you
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got two mini cheez wheels n my mom had 10 bucks of credit for walgreens cus of my meds over time so happened to get me a snapple apple thing n chips
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havent been drinking anything rly w sugar for a gud few days again which im glad abt
fentmom
this film is so fucking sad
fentmom
i dont understand a word being said
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aww
fentmom
but we've all seen people like that before
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would keep company
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n would watch if wasnt going around rn
straw bury
meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meo wmeow meow meow meow meow meow emow meow meow meow meow emowm meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
>>760289>>760288
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>760287
meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow mewo meow o mewo mewo mewo mewo mewo mewo mewo mewo mewo mewo mewo mewo mewo mewo mewo mewow
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>>760287
kissing u and making u tell me that u know ur cute
fentmom
does anyone else here feel like their image and presentation immediately evokes like this weird mutual psychosexual tension between people whether they're strangers or friends
fentmom
like what am i supposed to do with that
booger (phone)!boymodewng
#uwu (USER WAS UWU'D FOR THIS POST)
fentmom
i enjoy it for like 3 hours and then i come off a wave and its like
fentmom
eugh great is this gonna be a thing now
fentmom
dae ??/ dae???
fentmom
wish i felt whatever this woman in the moviescreen is feeling right now
fentmom
im way too connected and i need to disconnect
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>760273
i would like to play chess with u but i have to shower first
>>760302
fentmom
carl you're my favourite master roshi type guy
>>760305
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>>760302
bc i am very far away
fentmom
very knowledgeable and helpful and a liker of people but you're also a pervert but its fine
anon
>>760306
If you want something to call me, you can just say sexy
fentmom
see thats something a 800 year old kung fu master would say
0.2903% laptopbooger!boymodewng
.skip (voted to skip this video)
fentmom
i understand everything shes going through yet i understand nothing shes saying
anon
I need to smoke NO
anon
NOW
anon
.skip (voted to skip this video)
0.2904% laptopbooger!boymodewng
NO smoking
anon
.skip (voted to skip this video)
0.2905% laptopbooger!boymodewng
why are we skipping my little pony
0.2906% laptopbooger!boymodewng
romeo got me all excited to watch this
anon
.skip (voted to skip this video)
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.skip (voted to skip this video)
fentmom
alright. kick it.
fentmom
yo bitch
fentmom
boyyy
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2
fentmom
hes a spanish fly he bucks like a stallion
fentmom
in the suits that you got him he looks more italian
0.2914% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>760340
no
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#ksay twinkle anon
0.2916% laptopbooger!boymodewng
hello
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oh shit
0.2918% laptopbooger!boymodewng
rain
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the file manager apk instal works :'D
0.2919% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>760343
hiiiiiiiiii
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got fennec and
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obtainium loaded on so i can watch n use a full extension including web browser, and obtainium lets me install apps ripped from tens of platforms
0.2920% laptopbooger!boymodewng
ogey
0.2921% laptopbooger!boymodewng
.play wait for me
0.2922% laptopbooger!boymodewng
oh this one wrks too i guess
🧡💛💚💙💜🤍💖!nIOh.loris
.play one of these nights
>>760357
0.2923% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>760355
LORIIIIIIIIIIII
0.2924% laptopbooger!boymodewng
HI
🧡💛💚💙💜🤍💖!nIOh.loris
hi hi hi
0.2925% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>760356
HI TWINK
🧡💛💚💙💜🤍💖!nIOh.loris
>>760356
kot
0.2926% laptopbooger!boymodewng
kitty
0.2927% laptopbooger!boymodewng
.play wait for me keanu
0.2928% laptopbooger!boymodewng
nailed it
🧡💛💚💙💜🤍💖!nIOh.loris
nailed you
>>760369
0.2929% laptopbooger!boymodewng
nuuuuuu
0.2930% laptopbooger!boymodewng
how have you been lori
>>760368
0.2931% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>760368
awhhh sorry to hear that lori
🧡💛💚💙💜🤍💖!nIOh.loris
>>760369
SAEKI!
#KISS
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<3
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sideloading android stuff n all these things onto quest 3
0.2933% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>760377
0.2934% laptopbooger!boymodewng
:DDDDD:D:D:D::D:D:D::DD:D:D:
0.2935% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>760377
#kiss
0.2936% laptopbooger!boymodewng
love you
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making it smth more fuctional for using as an AR display device bwa
wassup ?
qts
0.2937% laptopbooger!boymodewng
#ksay loriiiiiii
0.2938% laptopbooger!boymodewng
guess what
🧡💛💚💙💜🤍💖!nIOh.loris
wat
0.2939% laptopbooger!boymodewng
i had to send a fax today at work
🧡💛💚💙💜🤍💖!nIOh.loris
lmao
fax?
where to, japan?
0.2940% laptopbooger!boymodewng
YES to a different part of the company like in a different city
0.2941% laptopbooger!boymodewng
idk why we couldn't just email it
🧡💛💚💙💜🤍💖!nIOh.loris
security reasons, tradition or mere laziness.
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i just found out about UnsafeYT
kind of a uh
0.2942% laptopbooger!boymodewng
honestly IDK I thought it was funny and I was having a blast it made the funny noise when i dialed the buttons
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i like the concept but the way its branded and its being used is quiiiite worrying to me, i came across it while looking for extensions to load;
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people can use this extension to encode videos they upload to yt into data that appears like noise unless you view the video through the extension
and its being used to upload [redacted] content to youtube apparently
0.2943% laptopbooger!boymodewng
anyways LORI how have you been recently, tho, other than crazy, have you got up to anything in your time that you've been ABANDONING US
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ye hru
0.2944% laptopbooger!boymodewng
.play i won't run keanu
🧡💛💚💙💜🤍💖!nIOh.loris
lets see... couldn't sleep last night, spent most of the morning with a headache, cried a lot, took a nap, cleaned the house a bit, spent the rest of the day reading, pick up my mother at her work and now here i am.
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awwwwe
0.2945% laptopbooger!boymodewng
:( awwwwwwwwwwwwwe sorry to hear that lori.

LETS GO NAP naps are hype and cleaning???? ur so productive...
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i feel that but
take care of urself rn n do whatchu need pls
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but glad u got some stuff done n hope reading helped unwind
0.2946% laptopbooger!boymodewng
ouuu what are you reading
>>760407
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::read
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D:
0.2947% laptopbooger!boymodewng
.play i want to be with you chloe moriondo
0.2948% laptopbooger!boymodewng
frick i need to charge my phone
🧡💛💚💙💜🤍💖!nIOh.loris
but nothing too spicy, its the 'slow burn' type lol
>>760410
0.2950% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>760408
the best kind
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comfy
0.2951% laptopbooger!boymodewng
.play the auctioneer leroy van dyke
0.2952% laptopbooger!boymodewng
i'm so bored
🧡💛💚💙💜🤍💖!nIOh.loris
it happens to the best of us
0.2953% laptopbooger!boymodewng
i am not the best of us unfortunately
0.2954% laptopbooger!boymodewng
but
>>760422
0.2955% laptopbooger!boymodewng
.play steam gardens the OneUps
0.2956% laptopbooger!boymodewng
yeah no but i'm just still bored
🧡💛💚💙💜🤍💖!nIOh.loris
>>760418
yeah the worst of the worst
>>760423
0.2957% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>760422
#true
🧡💛💚💙💜🤍💖!nIOh.loris
van dyke heh
0.2958% laptopbooger!boymodewng
1780.gif
is there something wrong with him
::sob
0.2959% laptopbooger!boymodewng
i just like this song
🧡💛💚💙💜🤍💖!nIOh.loris
everything
0.2960% laptopbooger!boymodewng
RIP
0.2961% laptopbooger!boymodewng
.play bloodstains 100 gecs
🧡💛💚💙💜🤍💖!nIOh.loris
bread
0.2962% laptopbooger!boymodewng
do you not like bread?
🧡💛💚💙💜🤍💖!nIOh.loris
i love bread
>>760439
0.2963% laptopbooger!boymodewng
bread is an elite food
0.2964% laptopbooger!boymodewng
it's embarassing to admit but i will just eat chunks of bread sometimes
>>760437
🧡💛💚💙💜🤍💖!nIOh.loris
its the one of the oldest food
🧡💛💚💙💜🤍💖!nIOh.loris
>>760435
same
0.2965% laptopbooger!boymodewng
my names not sam e ?
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7083.png
is nice to c u
even if things are tough right now for worms, make sure to do whatchu need for selves n reach out if helps
::gle happy
0.2966% laptopbooger!boymodewng
#coal (USER WAS DEFENESTRATED FOR THIS POST)
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im typing w a vr headset on, is gah
🧡💛💚💙💜🤍💖!nIOh.loris
ur with a vr set rn?
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am going about using a bit of an exploit/+unforced error meta did to sideload a bunch of stuff n get it able to be used for homelab idea - dumb stuffs
but ye
im peeking out from under nose to type cus, i have passthrough on, n the old crt i use for chats/boards is flickering intensely
my setup is wacky weird
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chu up to much for the rest of ur night w reading or anything else atm ?
::gle happy
>>760464
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woah i could legit send a full POV like sorta high FOV pic of my desk setup n stuff through this
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tinkering
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what is boog up to other than bored, on a board?
booger (phone)!boymodewng
have fun tinkerknf
booger (phone)!boymodewng
read what
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nvm
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writing down trying to make a OTP
🧡💛💚💙💜🤍💖!nIOh.loris
>>760449
hdg
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>>760459
dw about it i'm just being stupid like ususal
>>760473
straw bury
love white bitches like hulk hogan
🧡💛💚💙💜🤍💖!nIOh.loris
::straw girl
>>760475
0.2973% laptopbooger!boymodewng
fake straw girl fan spotted everyone knows its one word when pulling from the borru
>>760475
straw bury
least real christ dillinger bar
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and haiii straw
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trying to wrap my head around making a sort of like
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hand done cypher encryption thing w/o consulting smth idk
gon do it later
straw bury
>donald trump 50/50 but we still fuck with him
YES CHRIST DILLINGER
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oe
straw bury
DILLINGER FOR PRESIDENT 2026
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>EVERY TIME U SAY CHRIST DILLINGER I GET A CHECK
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