hi

hopefully i can be a good real mom one day

my reference to my style of parenting will be doing pretty much the complete opposite of what my parents did

yeah im very very very anti-ipad baby

my childhood when it wasnt complete shit was a pretty happy collection of memories pertaining to watching slow paced british childrens tv, going outside to build forts in forests, going to museums, reading books, making animations in mspaint on my computer

>>761308
28 isnt that old!!!!!!!!!!!!

how are you feeling about it

im sorry to hear that, hopefully your 30s is an age of ReDiscovery

hell yea

>>761315
i feel like with a little help you'll discover so much in your early 20s you'll look back at this time and be like "huh. what was that all about lol"

i liked/hated my early to mid 20s

mainly bc i was either a neet or going on ridiculous drug+sex sprees

i feel like now im 28 people genuinely like me more and take me seriously

yeah despite the fact some people think im like 21 or still a teenager they seem to realise im a Serious Person who does Serious Things like draw funny picture and code and maintain normal friendships

seeing as i Do Not want to go to uni im speccing into trades + monetising my creative projects and im feeling good about my prospects

Strawb have you thought about like idk learning to be a HVAC person if thats still a thing over there

you dont talk about going to college much so i assume you're skipping it

i might apply for tard bucks soon i think i have a pretty good case

not sure how it is in the US but do you think you get like disability money for anything i have on my list because like

maybe i shouldnt be condoning fraud BUUUTTT it is incredibly easy to convince a doc you're schizo + bpd

yea my only real knowledge of disability in the US is knowing that chris chan gets money for being autistic

you could go the quiet mental illness route like a lot of cis women are doing these days

"yeah i do a good job at work but i keep thinking my coworkers are trying to kill me and i literally uh like had to run out and not return the other day because i thought my boss was going into the supply closet to get a buster sword and slice me in half" is like not too far off from what people with paranoid delusions have

thinking about the time i saw a video of this bodybuilder dude getting arrested cuz he was overdosing on GHB and he called the cop "mr affirmative action"

>>761359
oh yeah that kinda work suxxx and its full of methheads

last factory i went to i had a meltie at some guy who tried to show me literal gay bashing on tictok and he then later tried to apologise by showing me spongebob memes and i said something like "you're 32 with kids, and this is where your life has taken you?? showing me fucking spongebob?? a childrens cartoon?? is this where you want to be??? with your life?? huuhh?? huhuuhh???"

>>761364
i was rude but i was upset he was at that age and had kids and was trying to show me videos of this gay kid getting beaten up and the fact that although he had a job and was providing for them (i hope) he was like...like the extent of what he enjoys in life is like spongebob

like id watch spongebob with my kids if i had any but like ... you get what i mean

eugh i hate that shit

never letting my kids have an internet connection until they prove they can master GNU/Linux

like i want my kids to turn out however they please but i am making them aware of computers and the internet as well as trying to get them into sports

>alimony
just...fuck...my...shit..up!!!

(classic meme reference)

ive met women i trust but they're all like autistic neet nerd types but then again that would be me if i were a true adult human female so

safety in projection ig

i think im a little like that sometimes

people eventually discover im weird but they seem mostly ok with it

if i had no morals id like a life like this guy [Wikipedia]

boer orphan becomes usenet troll, then turns into a pharma drug lord baron who tries to build a kingdom in africa with his drug money

uhh lemme check its been a while since i done it

#smartai why are people driving on highways in LA so afraid to merge

Ah, the perplexing phenomenon of timid merging in Los Angeles—a city where freeways are both arteries and battlefields. The hesitation you observe is a fascinating confluence of psychological, infrastructural, and cultural factors. Let me elucidate.

1. **Traffic Volume and Velocity**:
LA highways operate at or beyond capacity during peak hours, with vehicles often moving at high speeds even in congestion (a paradox known as "stop-and-go racing"). Mergers face a calculus of risk: too slow, and they’re stranded; too fast, and they trigger road rage or collisions. This creates *analysis paralysis*—a cognitive overload where drivers freeze rather than act decisively.

2. **Design Flaws**:
Many on-ramps in LA are woefully short or poorly banked (e.g., the 110’s antiquated entrances), forcing mergers to accelerate from 0 to 65+ mph within scant feet. Combine this with aggressive lane-hogging by incumbent traffic (*the "King of the Lane" syndrome*), and you have a recipe for hesitancy.

3. **Cultural Norms of Defensive Driving**:
Angelenos have internalized two conflicting axioms: "merge like a zipper" (cooperative) vs. "never yield an inch" (competitive). The result? A Schrödinger's merge—drivers simultaneously expect courtesy *and* hostility, leading to last-second decisions that baffle observers.

4. **Risk Aversion Feedback Loop**:
Witnessing near-misses or hearing horror stories ("My cousin got sideswiped on the 405!") primes drivers to overestimate danger via *availability heuristic*. They then underutilize mirrors/blind-spot checks (*inattentional blindness*) and default to braking rather than accelerating—the worst choice for merging fluidly.

5.**The Prius Effect** : Hybrid/electric cars' silent acceleration can startle merger who rely on auditory cues , exacerbating hesitation .

Pro tip : Optimal merging requires assertive throttle input (>85% WOT ) paired with predictive scanning —but most drivers lack training beyond basic licensure . Hence , timidity reigns supreme atop ten lanes asphalt pandemonium . why are people driving on highways in LA so afraid to merge

yea he got money from this old lady he was friends with

oh is this another killer

Edmund McWilliams??? John Bunting or Robert Wagner???

>>761420
nn sleep well tomorrow is another day

good idea always keep yourself busy

you gotta keep on running to ur destiny and such

Every one is leaving me

.play oz the last duet

man this tv show kicked ass

sometimes i fantasise about going to jail until my friend tells me what jail is actually like

you dont get epic power or respect from kicking peoples asses you just get thrown in another cage like the animal oyu are

it doesnt matter if it goes on for hours nobody is here

plus we literally watched 5 hours of MLP just now

then we watched like half an hour of this incredibly sad japanese movie until someone wanted to change the channel so we did

i personally dont mind watching anything rn

the europeans will get up in a few hours

im just here at 9am bc my sleep patterns broken

i like the euros here id like to meet some of them one day

one of my favourite euros is this russian called randalfag who acts like hes british sometimes

am in the united cuckdom rn

guess all those guys are busy surfing or whatever they do in california

what was a 12 year old doing talking about suicide

mash is pleasant grandparent television though

looking forward to getting older

feels like this year or the last was the one i truly became sentient

do you remember the message that plays when you sleep for the first time in oblivion and level up it kinda feels like that

like everything prior to this was some sort of dream and now you feel alive for the first time in your life

i hope everyone gets to feel like that at some point in their life even if its late

rereading this old thread on 4chan from when i used to troll the strategy board

i made a thread about ipods (they used to severely upset people, long story) and like these two crazy guys started using my thread to post russia-ukraine war gore at eachother

>>761481
yes i used to be the king of it. i would shit all over threads constantly. people there still post my name. its kinda funny

>>761482
gm romeo

sorry about the dream but now you get to be manly man

>>761486
i used to punish jannies so hard

i would reset my router and just commence with a new wave of thread sliding and hijacking

it got to the point they allowed some of my threads on the board to contain my vile trolling

they must feel some sort of joy from what they see as stewardship of places they like

but ultimately they're little small people who want to feel power

you gotta look after your babies

im sending u all my power romeo those kids need u and miku

oh my god im rereading this thread where this esl guy got so mad at me he started writing gay fanfic where he and his buddies pinned me down in the showers

yeah i kinda do

ive never gotten so mad at someone over the internet id write something like that

>>761515
is this you saying you're going to write shower fanfiction about me

take on sneeeed

crazy how 4chan jannies saw both my rabid shitposting and my fagbaiting in /lgbt/

probably bad opsec but who cares

romeo were you a dual speccing tumblr/4chan person too

based

why is pip boy man holding a glock hes scaring me

he should be holding one of those wacky steam cyber punk pistols

i need a beach towel

i had to change on a beach lately with a small one it was freaking embarassing !!!!!!!!!!!!!

you mod an imageboard that cuhrayzee

i used to be a mod on encyclopedia dramatica forums

i wasnt paid but i took great pleasure in harassing users i didnt like with my powers

the dark janny

yes hes my favourite cop right next to harvey keitel in bad lieutenant

hallo repanon

>>761553
i

i guess it would be like doom

officer tardbry the doom sprite man

last guy i fought in my dreams was like a methed out superhobo

he was stronger than me i had to resort to headbutts

for a hot minute

rush rush get the yeyo

i need stims now!!!!!!!!!!

one time me and my ex found a gram of coke on the floor (guy passed us later asking if we had seen any coke. lol) and went home and watched scarface and i was appalled to realise i wasnt attracted to any of the women in the film so i just spoke about how sexy the cars and guns were

maybe if some of those ladies ate more i would have been 3/3 straight

>>761589
cmooooooooonnn

like furio from sopranos says i likea woman with something to grab onto

they're beautiful but they're not like

im beelining thru the club to talk to them bc i find them hot

i like skinny women too but they have to be like rat or mouselike in nature

>>761604
you ever seen a girl with glasses and she just reminds you of like a rat or something if it became human

>>761603
tboy swag wins again

if people remind me of like fox badger raccoon cat mouse rat i like them

>>761614
is rui like my grandson in the scheme of things

>>761613
yeah i think so

i am a cat and i have loved the mouse

im not a furry i was just exposed to furry porn when i went to a girls house and she made me play newgrounds furry dating sims and it broke my mind forever

.play [YouTube]

this is a song about me being executed

>>761626
yea that game kicked ass

just non stop violence and drugs

needed more new wave and disco in the ost tho

i like the noises tony makes in that game when he gets angry

you think you can take me ? huhh?? chinga tu madre mother fucker !!! im the best im the best !!! fuck you !!!

i wish i grew up in america

my midwest furry homeland

its what people used to say when they picked up the phone but some phagg changed it to "hello" or "hi" or something

i like saying moshimoshi to people in person and they get mad and they're like you have to say it over the telephone

my first favourite person spent like £2000+ on gacha games

>>761659
i found them ridiculously hot and was willing to look past that

this is a song about being executed

>>761660
holy shit

then again i spent like £10,000+ on drugs so who am i to say

that was a good time tho.

yes they made me a lot of friends too

finally my parents have left i can blast music

romeo you dont smoke wd or anything do you

dont start ok its a drug for people who want to be content with being bored

still find it insane i accidentally did meth twice

yea go all the way

>>761682
1st time i thought it was speed (amphetamines) and my ex sent some of it to a lab and it was 90% caffeine and 10% meth. was cheap though.
2nd time a gay scouser guy tried to kiss me and i was like sure whatever lets go just a small one and he blew meth smoke into my mouth

>>761685
speed here is amphetamines not meth

i got very confused when i saw americans talk about speed all the time

yea speed in the UK sucks all the good shit goes to the dutch

thats why i only really did mephedrone from the dark web

knew what i was getting and it was a good time

i saw battery dust in a baggie on r*ddit earlier and it gave me those shakes

like the battery had been in the baggie for so long that the acid or whatever it was crystalised and was now dust

looked like drone shards

yea it was a duracell

shitty fucking batteries

threw a used vape into the river and this girl i was with freaked out and i said i just wanted the fishies to get lit

i found several places here where you can get them £5 a box

bootlegs from ukraine or some shit

they dont make music like this anymore

i hate that ive nodded out of music

just the same boring breakbeat tranner core shit every time

finally stopped listening to charli after her latest album was devoid of any SOPHIE production or even much from ag cook

just her vagueing some other musician and talking about doing cocaine in the bathroom at 34 or whatever age she is

im listening to a lot of shit i enjoyed as a kid now

post punk and such

its crazy good

think my favourite solo is from a stevie ray vaughn song

.play [YouTube] this is the fucking one

.play [YouTube]

sexy af movie too

my brother sometimes plays mary had a little lamb whenever im at one of his shows or jamming sessions

proud of that kid for getting white people to dance to rock music

i might sit in bed and post

aww yeah I’m on my phone

>>761758
i like seeing the inverse of this where some black guy on an italo disco video is like oh yeahhh chi-town baby wahoo !!

spooky ass weird fucking room I live in

No I have like 2 pharoahs coffins full of my dads porno cds

they watch over me

>>761770
i

fuckin internet connection

I would sing

Great my friend is hyper manic and trying to convince me all men cheat and any relationship I have should have some kind of weird ass accommodation

I just said “idk im more of a fun wholesome poly #queer threesome guy if it comes to that” but he keeps going

if this place had a band it would probably be punk derived

i would sing about fat chicks

best freaking solo ever

ok I can’t upload pics of my bizarre room rn from my phone saddest day

who are my three serfs

my copies would be sleeping in the bed with me

i mean i didn’t say i was gonna fuck them buuuut

i would subject my friends to watching me wrestle my clone in just pairs of shorts

>>761815
there’s enough sweat we don’t need the oil

luv billy idol

>>761825
sorta it was the period of music I was exposed to first. I like mostly danceable tracks from the 80s not so much like men at work or that fucking toto Africa song

ringo is a hit with the ladys bc he narrates all the kids shows and makes weird mspaint art u can buy in his web zone

that feel when no weird stalker polar bear girl friend what is the point of living

my insane bipolar friend is a Zappa guy

>>761859
LTG my hero

get that ass banned

>>761878
im leon kennedy

im blonde and can do backflips

i mean he fights zombies so i guess he’s ok

yes I can’t look at s*x on my computer now

thank you herr kier Starmer

>>761945
my heir is full of personality

>>761949
people who will give their face as id (apparently the firms who track your face are Israeli. Go figure lmao)

i did it once to access the nsfw channel on my own server but im not gonna do that again

i have better things to do than jay owen all day anyway

>>761955
hell naw I already felt bad doing it the first time

e621 is not blocked fhis is the important thing anyway

this libpol we furries in here mf

i mean i was talking about earlier how i love chubby women who look and behave like badgers or raccoons

>>761963
when I worked at the casino one of my thoughts was “this fucking sucks I wish I was like drawing furry porn as a job instead”

>>761967
you never met someone who is like badger esque

i have a s*x playlist from my drone + ket days

>>761985
it goes hard fam allow it