you think you can take me ? huhh?? chinga tu madre mother fucker !!! im the best im the best !!! fuck you !!!

i wish i grew up in america

my midwest furry homeland

its what people used to say when they picked up the phone but some phagg changed it to "hello" or "hi" or something

i like saying moshimoshi to people in person and they get mad and they're like you have to say it over the telephone

my first favourite person spent like £2000+ on gacha games

>>761659
i found them ridiculously hot and was willing to look past that

this is a song about being executed

>>761660
holy shit

then again i spent like £10,000+ on drugs so who am i to say

that was a good time tho.

yes they made me a lot of friends too

finally my parents have left i can blast music

romeo you dont smoke wd or anything do you

dont start ok its a drug for people who want to be content with being bored

still find it insane i accidentally did meth twice

yea go all the way

>>761682
1st time i thought it was speed (amphetamines) and my ex sent some of it to a lab and it was 90% caffeine and 10% meth. was cheap though.
2nd time a gay scouser guy tried to kiss me and i was like sure whatever lets go just a small one and he blew meth smoke into my mouth

>>761685
speed here is amphetamines not meth

i got very confused when i saw americans talk about speed all the time

yea speed in the UK sucks all the good shit goes to the dutch

thats why i only really did mephedrone from the dark web

knew what i was getting and it was a good time

i saw battery dust in a baggie on r*ddit earlier and it gave me those shakes

like the battery had been in the baggie for so long that the acid or whatever it was crystalised and was now dust

looked like drone shards

yea it was a duracell

shitty fucking batteries

threw a used vape into the river and this girl i was with freaked out and i said i just wanted the fishies to get lit

i found several places here where you can get them £5 a box

bootlegs from ukraine or some shit

they dont make music like this anymore

i hate that ive nodded out of music

just the same boring breakbeat tranner core shit every time

finally stopped listening to charli after her latest album was devoid of any SOPHIE production or even much from ag cook

just her vagueing some other musician and talking about doing cocaine in the bathroom at 34 or whatever age she is

im listening to a lot of shit i enjoyed as a kid now

post punk and such

its crazy good

think my favourite solo is from a stevie ray vaughn song

.play [YouTube] this is the fucking one

.play [YouTube]

sexy af movie too

my brother sometimes plays mary had a little lamb whenever im at one of his shows or jamming sessions

proud of that kid for getting white people to dance to rock music

i might sit in bed and post

aww yeah I’m on my phone

>>761758
i like seeing the inverse of this where some black guy on an italo disco video is like oh yeahhh chi-town baby wahoo !!

spooky ass weird fucking room I live in

No I have like 2 pharoahs coffins full of my dads porno cds

they watch over me

>>761770
i

fuckin internet connection

I would sing

Great my friend is hyper manic and trying to convince me all men cheat and any relationship I have should have some kind of weird ass accommodation

I just said “idk im more of a fun wholesome poly #queer threesome guy if it comes to that” but he keeps going

if this place had a band it would probably be punk derived

i would sing about fat chicks

best freaking solo ever

ok I can’t upload pics of my bizarre room rn from my phone saddest day

who are my three serfs

my copies would be sleeping in the bed with me

i mean i didn’t say i was gonna fuck them buuuut

i would subject my friends to watching me wrestle my clone in just pairs of shorts

>>761815
there’s enough sweat we don’t need the oil

luv billy idol

>>761825
sorta it was the period of music I was exposed to first. I like mostly danceable tracks from the 80s not so much like men at work or that fucking toto Africa song

ringo is a hit with the ladys bc he narrates all the kids shows and makes weird mspaint art u can buy in his web zone

that feel when no weird stalker polar bear girl friend what is the point of living

my insane bipolar friend is a Zappa guy

>>761859
LTG my hero

get that ass banned

>>761878
im leon kennedy

im blonde and can do backflips

i mean he fights zombies so i guess he’s ok

yes I can’t look at s*x on my computer now

thank you herr kier Starmer

>>761945
my heir is full of personality

>>761949
people who will give their face as id (apparently the firms who track your face are Israeli. Go figure lmao)

i did it once to access the nsfw channel on my own server but im not gonna do that again

i have better things to do than jay owen all day anyway

>>761955
hell naw I already felt bad doing it the first time

e621 is not blocked fhis is the important thing anyway

this libpol we furries in here mf

i mean i was talking about earlier how i love chubby women who look and behave like badgers or raccoons

>>761963
when I worked at the casino one of my thoughts was “this fucking sucks I wish I was like drawing furry porn as a job instead”

>>761967
you never met someone who is like badger esque

i have a s*x playlist from my drone + ket days

>>761985
it goes hard fam allow it

play the best dmx song

.play [YouTube]

insane fucking song

he talks about killing everyones family except grandma

just pure anger and hate distilled into a song

>>762005
i am a gamergirl #nerd who love taco bell

this is the song that will play when i slay my final enemy in a parking lot at night in a fistfight

stop.talking.shit !!!

dmx found affinity with dogs bc he would go out at night as a kid and fight dogs he found in the street and then befriend them

most people project themselves onto dogs (which is why theyre such a popular pet) but dmx let the dogs project themselves onto him

hes a dog man

cus in a minute you're gonna have grandma being the only family member left

"screaming for the cops" gives me skull emoji chills

so many people do actually just scream for the cops

i evicted this gypsy from my house who was there to look after these dogs being bred on a caravan site

he left the house looking like the elephant man and he called the police bc his pride was hurt that a freaky trannoid half his age physically destroyed him

the cops took the dogs away and he got beaten up by my mums boyfriend later for losing the dogs

ppl have no right to call the police if they're criminals

this evil filthy nonce at this trade school i went to would molest other students and steal ppls designer gear and then called the police when he got robbed himself

i dont know what it is but something in my brain marked him for death when i learned about that

they dont do nuffink here anyway

my brother called them when he was 11 because my mums boyfriend broke her ribs and tried to shove her naked out a window and then stuffed fags down his throat

they just showed up and like shrugged and told him to take a walk

anyway later i messaged that guy and said i would stick a pool cue up his ass if i caught him outside

now he spends all his time indoors.

dogman

oh im watching a vid on some rpg now

ill listen now

san andreas

i wish i remembered more of the 1990s

dre when are you going to release detox

ice cube u cant say "paddy wagon"

irish rights

my friend was drunk driving outside buckingham palace and i said "up the ira" out the window

hope the faccking queen heard that

my grandmother hates irish people but loves the pogues

you need a license for p*rn now

what else

license to work on a construction site wtf

fuck the CSCS card or whatever its called just let me on site id be a good HOD carrier

yea thats gonna be us soon sadly

already freaking out about the multitude of comments that arent nice about isntreal on accounts linked to my email and phone number

the whole hood gonna be on linux and duckduckgo soon its the only way we can avoid this shit

did you know our prime minister used to shag the women working at his human rights law office

apparently some of them resulted in pregnancies

wonder why you never see him with his wife

i mean these were all lawyer women

but i wouldnt be surprised

theres a reason why hes so bent over for israel after all

i gotta stop talking about this b4 i go into another psychotic paranoid episode about isntreal and gov surveillance again

these are probably the last few months we can say shit like this without our phones exploding for not saying enough nice things about israel

oh well. humanity continues its brave march towards the future

legend of the galactic heroes is a based anime

it aims to explore the question of if a master and a servant can be truly friends

what about aqua teen hunger force

xavier was always my favourite adult swim show

im still here im watching a video about an rpgmaker game

i have not heard thobeight in a while

getting flashbacks to the screams and cries of esls as i posted simpsons porn in their threads

they started talking to me in this odd third world aprox of what they think african americans speak like

im living in america

i mean im living in the uk but i feel like really im living in america

american empire

eu cucked so hard lol gave the americans a trade deal they derive no benefit from

mossad must have come in with some saving play there

you know how

yes i like kate bush

be careful you cant say shit like that here

eating cheese rn

i am the same kind of english guy as clarkson

james may is the anglo norman