i think he has some kind of bpd infused crush or deep longing for me which is going to make the next few years moderately mentally difficult for me but we'll ride it out

maybe i need to suffer today

i like the sfw loop

i dance like the cat lady irl

furry porn

i hate to admit this but everyone already knew my brain is fried from like looking at furry porn for over half of my entire life

yeah im mentally stunted from autism so i have to project animal features onto people to empathise with them or find them hot or whatever

my brothers friend who is usually normal and has like a loving boyfriend and a good life etc started putting her fingers in my ear while asking me shit like "hey if you were a furry what type of peanus would you have"

i think i radiate this shit somehow like pheromones or aura and it makes people mentally degenerate

>>763343
i want blueys mom

chilli or whatever her name is would probably rock my world

bandit can watch from a chair bc i have never found an australian man attractive and do not plan on starting anytime soon

shes like bird coded

"masturbate to cartoons"

heyyy you didnt have to tell me

>>763361
the sexy part of canada?

romeo did you ever play high tail hall

>>763373
play the first one so you can go through the trauma/shock of me when this girl tricked me into jacking off a fox in a maid outfit

crowjob in space is also based but there's like 5 different versions bc the author is insecure about his art and animation which is sad bc he honestly has the most unique style in the whole furry p*rn flash game

god what am i typing out right now im literally pushing 30 bro

not again

>>763388
anon ur scaring me

finally a real man has arrived and taken control of the situation and laid down the law

thinking of epic Clubbb Picckkupp lines

h--h-h-hey girl is jiggle ph-physics real or are uh just in videogame [talking to woman with big boob]

great my parents are watching the it crowd

dont they know that show is hecking transphobic

his sunglasses naturally descending so that he can look upon you with contempt

yeaaa broo you just know those guys got lucky that night !! wahoo yahoo (they had sex)

those were like all the house parties i went to during the drug sex trip era

or the other men were so low ranking i forgot they were there

thinking about how i was super woke at that time but i refused to learn this dudes name bc he was a cuckold who didnt even get off on seeing his partner with different guys every time

i just called him "jesus" or whatever

worst time i ever did that it was to my friend whose dad was an mp in sri lanka

he was like my free coke guy

romeo has been playing that gay fox JOing game for a concerning amount of time

we lost another one

yes i only ever say Jay Owen or JOing

very gauche and tacky to be trans fem coded and say "jacking" or "jerking" off

>>763427
classic post

ive convinced several people this is a normal and common activity that straight men begin to do when they hit their mid 30s

id only use :3 again if it was like

someone my age

otherwise its discord weirdo coded

>>763431
thinking about the time i asked my friend who turned bisexual in his 30s "have you ever like let someone suck your dick bc it would be funny" and he said "yes my straight friend just asked and i let him and i was laughing the whole time"

fear and loathing in south east england

.play [YouTube]

yeah i think im the bisexual awakening triggering person

brb going to kill people in hotline miami 1 for 10 minutes

wb homeo

my cat is named wawa

she was named something else but one day she came up to me and said "wawamama" which was both gender affirming and i think her trying to say my name

romeo do you want to know of One More Game .

ok this is a personal favourite

archipelagates, has a download on f95zone, install the cheat mod, best character creator ever

hth has like a zillion different versions and the new ones suck kinda

crowchild is a dumbass stoner manbaby

>>763485
i would go insane

DONT INSTALL GRINDR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i think my friend is fentbaiting

i think im too open about what i like and people use it to conduct mental warfare on me

>>763509
the penises on grindr are so awful looking

i hate being reminded that most penises arent pretty

>>763517
same but my chord snapped

it looks like a clit now

im playing hth

oh no im talking to the fox oh no

the cops are on my side

trustworthy teeth

the prettiest people have some busted features

good pair of teeth better than mine

mine are ruined from drrinking too much sugary oj as a kid and grinding my teeth too often as an adult

someone here once sent me a picture of their terror cave unprompted

good that looked painful

.play [YouTube]

marisa

did anyone else here use those threads with the vanishing images webzone

xtc

were makin plans for nigel

.play [YouTube]

were listening to video game ost up in this shti

>>763580
hotline miami became so cringe

you know people say "ughh you're gatekeeping?? hipster alert" but like

it genuinely is impossible to appreciate something when you cant discuss it without summoning a horde of epic memeing russian kids

took a look at hotline miami mods they're all terrible

all the new weapons are guns which was never the games strong point

the most fun thing about the first game was just like kicking down the door and putting scissors in someones eye sockets

these modders turned it into like a top down shooter with non existent ai

remember midnight animal lol

i heartily kekked at that as us anons say

talented hardworking guy probably in his early 20s sets out to make an epic hotline miami mod with a niceguy self insert persona and his personal tastes shift after he starts playing the persona games and he tries to make a dating anime sim instead

intravenous 2 is a gem

its genuinely an excellent game if you're playing it shooter or stealth

my personal favourite style of play was sending enemies into disarray with random shootings and while they're distracted i just sneak into where the target is and execute him

i do like a good rpgmaker game though

those early 2000s one have such an atmosphere

[YouTube] weird ass game i wanna play it soon

i need to find this rpgmaker game made by this insane time cube type crossdresser which is like

what if a dating sim was made by a sex repulsed shut in

>>763611
no this one is truly special

trying to remember the name

its like johnnys big adventure

i have the dev added on steam so id ask him but hes busy playing his favourite korean grind mmo so ill let him rest.

gonna go pick up some zyns

its gonna be a long night.

always thought cigars would look stupid in my twinkish hands

i dont have those tony soprano mitts

do you speak like in that weird french american accent

like the targets in hitman blood money

is it autismvoice you can be real with me here dawg

ok i need to go buy slop from the slopshop i will be back

just looked in the mirror holy shit i look awful

yea i havent shaved in like 4

my facial hair is like

indian lady facial hair

yea i like my jawline im glad i cant grow a beard in 3 seconds

im angleic

chinman

imagine getting beaten up in a pub parking space by a lad named thomas chinman

all your mates watch on in terror and in contempt and you go down in the banter rankings

which charles bronson

the actor or the repeat offender

you seen the movie based on that guy

its fucking awesum

>>763683
these guys have never watched asian cinema

i have like 12 unlockable outfits to reflect my inability to settle on a defined identity

yeah i noticed you dress richer and more important than me

my outfit sets are like

- euro trash polish football hooligan
- gay tight black jeans with button up vampire at strip club
- upper-middle class alcoholic dogwalker
- homeless serial killer person
- Faggot at gym
- hey emo boy hey hey hey emo boy

im forgetting some others

Im like one of the only millenials left still proudly rocking the skinny jeans bc my legs look good

>>763708
oh yeah I had that problem too

it worked out for me soooo

i tried to get my friend to say mine was cute and he said shut up mate that’s a horse pingus and I was upset for 15 minutes