im playing hth

oh no im talking to the fox oh no

the cops are on my side

trustworthy teeth

the prettiest people have some busted features

good pair of teeth better than mine

mine are ruined from drrinking too much sugary oj as a kid and grinding my teeth too often as an adult

someone here once sent me a picture of their terror cave unprompted

good that looked painful

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marisa

did anyone else here use those threads with the vanishing images webzone

xtc

were makin plans for nigel

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were listening to video game ost up in this shti

>>763580
hotline miami became so cringe

you know people say "ughh you're gatekeeping?? hipster alert" but like

it genuinely is impossible to appreciate something when you cant discuss it without summoning a horde of epic memeing russian kids

took a look at hotline miami mods they're all terrible

all the new weapons are guns which was never the games strong point

the most fun thing about the first game was just like kicking down the door and putting scissors in someones eye sockets

these modders turned it into like a top down shooter with non existent ai

remember midnight animal lol

i heartily kekked at that as us anons say

talented hardworking guy probably in his early 20s sets out to make an epic hotline miami mod with a niceguy self insert persona and his personal tastes shift after he starts playing the persona games and he tries to make a dating anime sim instead

intravenous 2 is a gem

its genuinely an excellent game if you're playing it shooter or stealth

my personal favourite style of play was sending enemies into disarray with random shootings and while they're distracted i just sneak into where the target is and execute him

i do like a good rpgmaker game though

those early 2000s one have such an atmosphere

[YouTube] weird ass game i wanna play it soon

i need to find this rpgmaker game made by this insane time cube type crossdresser which is like

what if a dating sim was made by a sex repulsed shut in

>>763611
no this one is truly special

trying to remember the name

its like johnnys big adventure

i have the dev added on steam so id ask him but hes busy playing his favourite korean grind mmo so ill let him rest.

gonna go pick up some zyns

its gonna be a long night.

always thought cigars would look stupid in my twinkish hands

i dont have those tony soprano mitts

do you speak like in that weird french american accent

like the targets in hitman blood money

is it autismvoice you can be real with me here dawg

ok i need to go buy slop from the slopshop i will be back

just looked in the mirror holy shit i look awful

yea i havent shaved in like 4

my facial hair is like

indian lady facial hair

yea i like my jawline im glad i cant grow a beard in 3 seconds

im angleic

chinman

imagine getting beaten up in a pub parking space by a lad named thomas chinman

all your mates watch on in terror and in contempt and you go down in the banter rankings

which charles bronson

the actor or the repeat offender

you seen the movie based on that guy

its fucking awesum

>>763683
these guys have never watched asian cinema

i have like 12 unlockable outfits to reflect my inability to settle on a defined identity

yeah i noticed you dress richer and more important than me

my outfit sets are like

- euro trash polish football hooligan
- gay tight black jeans with button up vampire at strip club
- upper-middle class alcoholic dogwalker
- homeless serial killer person
- Faggot at gym
- hey emo boy hey hey hey emo boy

im forgetting some others

Im like one of the only millenials left still proudly rocking the skinny jeans bc my legs look good

>>763708
oh yeah I had that problem too

it worked out for me soooo

i tried to get my friend to say mine was cute and he said shut up mate that’s a horse pingus and I was upset for 15 minutes

isn’t it crazy how most penises aren’t big

they’re not pretty they’re not big

i didn’t care about it for a while and then my standards for men skyrocketed

my type of man is man who is me

>>763766
i mean latino fent was like that his family was monied

>>763767
fent reacts

my grandparents got so pissed when I was dating this girl from Iraq

then my cousin got with a Jamaican woman which they expected but it took them a while to start saying nice things about her

one of my gfs I had at college was like from st kitts and I charmed her by sitting at the table she and her bf at the time were at and proceeding to sing murder music dancehall anthems

boom bye bye inna battybwoy hed

woman be di greatest thing ever put pon Di land

im basically Jamaican anyway

born and raised in the most West Indian part of England

selene i dont think we have ever spoken at length

how are u + wahts your star sign + whats your moral alignment + whats your mbti + whats your email address + whats your social security number

no i think today is the first time ive ever spoken to you

unless we spoke before and i was extremely high

this is the first time ive really used this place in 3 years when i havent been on the freaking drone all the time

sweet 26 is a cool age

prospective partners come easily thankfully in the latter part of your 20s people are getting serious and sincere

that was the freaking year i was born

i just wanna go back / back to 1999 / take a ride round my old neighborhood

yknow ive only done mdma like

under a dozen times

didnt like the effect really i dont like Fake Feelings

always preferred mephedrone

>>763820
send?? send some ???

its so hard to get good speed (amphetamine not meth) here

well it is basically

https://psychonautwiki.org/wiki/Mephedrone

yea lemme dm

my drug alignment has always been stims

ket is not a psychadelic but its in that ballpark

done ket acid shrooms

2cb was vaguely like that

i want to play a weird rpgmaker game

do we have any Knowers in the house rn

>>763849
my favourite ketamine+4mmc antics was momentarily being possessed by this persona named aphroditie that came of being bc my friend said i looked like her whatever that meant while i was extremely high in this sports bar in central london where they were playing the portal ending credits song and i thought i had stepped into some like alt dimension

>>763862
feel you there its a fucking drag rn

>>763873
same, indeed is like really bad rn

fuck job centre all my homies hate job centre

if they try to put you onto an apprenticeship ask them "is this gonna involve me calling up 200 people who say no bc they would rather employ their mates kid"

rose i dont condone welfare fraud but its very easy to get like a long mental health medical record that would look good on a PIP application

my friend was trying to convince me to take hormones and i was like to her

dude im about to be working on a building site do you really think a boymoder bricklayer would not get driven out first day

i got bpd dawg im not about to put myself into a situation with a bunch of bald gazzas who think all troonies are groomers

thats sick

they should honestly give me money for having bpd and not launching some kind of political career which ends in some like berserk type scenario

that or gaddhafi

my friend put his fat ass on his ig close friends story im fighting a struggle rn

hes a part of my group of friends it would throw the entire thing into disarray

im too told to not be tending to my garden properly anymore

>>763914
yeah actually this would happen

ive done the thing where the friendgroup becomes some kind of harem / orgy pit and its always gone south at the end

same i wish i had irl people to hang out with that werent like

my insane friend destroying his life or like ex situationships

>>763919
are you going to bark at the door

im the fox i dont bark

i simply run around the city at night

eating from the trash and talking to my pigeon and cat friends