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fentphone
isn’t it crazy how most penises aren’t big
>>763731
anon
I didn't send you a picture of my penis!
>>763730
selene
>>763729
no not u!
but uhmmmm huh aoskdoaskdoasdkod
anon
>>763728
I have the same attitude towards it as I have towards my height, I don't really notice or care when people are smaller than me
fentphone
they’re not pretty they’re not big
fentphone
i didn’t care about it for a while and then my standards for men skyrocketed
>>763735
selene
ngl i felt something rlly funny about my whole body when i was talking to this dude who messaged me first he was like
>"ellooooo"
>"i need cuddle person irl"
>"awh me too :c"
idk but it went rlly lewd when i asked him about frotting first
>>763736
anon
>>763733
90% of penises would look better if guys groomed themselves properly
anon
>>763734
Like good funny or bad funny?
selene
good funny
anon
Oh that's good then
selene
yeah no idk tho i tried to transbian but its like this dude had some sort of "aura"
>>763741
anon
>>763739
You just have a type, and alot of guys do not fill that type
>>763743
shrimp
relatable
selene
he had big donger which made me feel funny in a good way :3c
>>763745
selene
yeah ;3;
anon
When will one of you be from the Southern US so I can show you my big donger IRL
selene
o.o
shrimp
id move down there if ur country wasnt insane
>>763750
anon
>>763749
Yeah don't move to Louisiana, it is ground zero for this shit
>>763752
selene
ohio here womp womp
shrimp
>>763750
im not moving to any state lmao
anon
You know I might go up to Chicago to visit a family member, she's like a total hippie and wouldn't care if it was just a naked attempt to hook up with a bunch of people
shrimp
i thought you were going to say hook up with her aldkfjsdlkghslkdfgslfdjhglskdjfakjsdglsdkfhgkldfj
selene
LMAO SAME
selene
AOSDKASOKDSKOASKODASKOASDKOASKDO
>>763759
anon
She's my FAMILY
shrimp
skdjghkdsfjghdfkj
selene
wah
selene
aoskdaosdkasodk
anon
What about you but born to an entirely different class
>>763768
fentphone
>>763766
i mean latino fent was like that his family was monied
anon
One day I will bring a trans girl to a Mardi Gras ball to outdo the time I brought a black girl to one
anon
I suspect they would be more upset about the black girl though
shrimp
who what
anon
In New Orleans, the Mardi Gras stuff also has a bunch of illuminati social club types
fentphone
my grandparents got so pissed when I was dating this girl from Iraq
fentphone
then my cousin got with a Jamaican woman which they expected but it took them a while to start saying nice things about her
anon
I hooked up with a Jamaican girl and she was pretty cool
fentphone
one of my gfs I had at college was like from st kitts and I charmed her by sitting at the table she and her bf at the time were at and proceeding to sing murder music dancehall anthems
>>763780
fentphone
boom bye bye inna battybwoy hed
anon
>>763777
#edit this to say I charmed her by shouting BOMBOCLAT really loud at her repeatedly then laughing in her face
fentphone
woman be di greatest thing ever put pon Di land
anon
Jamaican huwite boi
fentphone
im basically Jamaican anyway
fentphone
born and raised in the most West Indian part of England
anon
Reminds me of that white guy who grew up in Singapore
anon
and has like the most like stereotypical accent
anon
I have to feel bad for him because unless you are from Singapore, you would 100% think it is just a racist impression even though it is authentic
selene
shid my mic fell lmao
selene
i need to go there
fentmom
selene i dont think we have ever spoken at length
>>763794
fentmom
how are u + wahts your star sign + whats your moral alignment + whats your mbti + whats your email address + whats your social security number
selene
was it a discord server we talked on
fentmom
no i think today is the first time ive ever spoken to you
fentmom
unless we spoke before and i was extremely high
selene
maybe
fentmom
this is the first time ive really used this place in 3 years when i havent been on the freaking drone all the time
selene
felt
selene
i left all discord servers including /tttt/ ones
about to be 26 tomorrow

i used to be on here weeks ago tho
fentmom
sweet 26 is a cool age
selene
yeah
only if i had a partner
selene
:c
fentmom
prospective partners come easily thankfully in the latter part of your 20s people are getting serious and sincere
selene
trveeeee
selene
i sometimes think about that ngl
selene
i rlly need to go to thunderdome like its 1997
selene
i have to go.
fentmom
that was the freaking year i was born
selene
rlly???
selene
i was born in 1999
selene
;_;
fentmom
i just wanna go back / back to 1999 / take a ride round my old neighborhood
selene
i want to go back to 1997 to go to thunderdome then take mdma god fucking damn ugh
fentmom
yknow ive only done mdma like
fentmom
under a dozen times
selene
i did it once at a festival last yr in 2024
fentmom
didnt like the effect really i dont like Fake Feelings
fentmom
always preferred mephedrone
>>763832
selene
might play some modded halo
selene
but
selene
i have never
selene
yes yes
selene
i would <3
fentmom
its so hard to get good speed (amphetamine not meth) here
selene
i can get prescribed adderall
selene
i call it amphetamine because it sounds COOL
fentmom
well it is basically
selene
>>763821
i have heard of 4mmc before i think
selene
which is that one i believe
selene
do u have a discord???
fentmom
yea lemme dm
selene
pogggg
fentmom
my drug alignment has always been stims
anon
I only ever do pyschadelics
fentmom
ket is not a psychadelic but its in that ballpark
fentmom
2cb was vaguely like that
anon
DMT
anon
Joe Rogan Pineal Gland DMT
fentmom
i want to play a weird rpgmaker game
fentmom
do we have any Knowers in the house rn
anon
I'm a knower
selene
but i only did it 2 times tho
shrimp
im just a cute wittle shrimp that needs to be taken care of its okay
shrimp
by native american they mean.... like white people not the actual natives right
>>763856
shrimp
alkdfjsldfkgdfk
fentmom
>>763849
my favourite ketamine+4mmc antics was momentarily being possessed by this persona named aphroditie that came of being bc my friend said i looked like her whatever that meant while i was extremely high in this sports bar in central london where they were playing the portal ending credits song and i thought i had stepped into some like alt dimension
anon
Antebellum America had wacky fucking politics
anon
Because at the same time, the know nothings fucking hated the South lmao
anon
You'd think "racist nativist party" would naturally find alignment with "slave owners" but they fucking hated each other
>>763864
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
someone get rose orlando a job plz
>>763869
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
cant even do the tranny cliche n do sex work dawg this sucks
shrimp
>>763861
there were people so racist they didnt even want slaves in the country
>>763866
shrimp
iirc there were a few states with such laws but i cant remember if thats true
>>763866
anon
>>763864
>>763865
Yeah, alot of free soilers were free soilers because they disliked the expansion of slavery on the grounds of importation of slaves along with the empowerment of the Democratic power base
shrimp
interesting
anon
Short termism racism versus advanced long termism racism
anon
But you know, capitalizing on this current is what brought an end to slavery, so alls well that ends well
shrimp
it has not ended well yet friend
>>763879
anon
I know, but even after the war alot of the hardcore free soilers that would have been know nothing types wanted hardcore reconstruction because they hated the South for chimping out and attacking the Union
>>763879
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>763869
i keep applying to shit n getting denied instantly or never replied to
>>763875
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
my job coach was like "oh well its good they atleast sent u an email denying you" no tf it isnt bitch i want a JOB
>>763888
fentmom
>>763873
same, indeed is like really bad rn
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
why are job center ppl so fucking useless btw??
fentmom
fuck job centre all my homies hate job centre
fentmom
if they try to put you onto an apprenticeship ask them "is this gonna involve me calling up 200 people who say no bc they would rather employ their mates kid"
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
i wanna do something like bar work or a barista or like idk work in a music shop thatd be good
anon
>>763881
It's part of why alot of the "parties switched" talk is fairly unnuanced, in reality, both parties had two separate currents that existed in the North and the South respectively
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
if i have to do a masc job like fuckin plumber or sm shit i may just kms
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
they should just give me a bunch of money n let me hangout n be a puppy n make music
anon
meow
anon
Both parties became more uniform in their platforms, but both sort of already had those beliefs beforehand
fentmom
rose i dont condone welfare fraud but its very easy to get like a long mental health medical record that would look good on a PIP application
>>763890
selene
>>763874
o god i feel u on that with the job coach shid
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>763887
maybe, i think id probs actually qualify for it too cos i do not think i am mentally well but like jesus everythings so hard n complicated i am actually just a puppy
selene
i don't even want to work for retail ever again, that made me feel so depressed
i just want a rlly "good" high end job sometimes
anon
Working as a line cook was fun, but it was exhausting
selene
^^^^^
anon
I want to work in a gas station
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
i want a pretty lady to take me in as her pet acctually thatd be nice
anon
I've had a gun waived in my face before, so I think I can handle the occasional armed theft
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
idk maybe i will try to get smth sorted in regards to mental health stuff but bweh
fentmom
my friend was trying to convince me to take hormones and i was like to her
fentmom
dude im about to be working on a building site do you really think a boymoder bricklayer would not get driven out first day
fentmom
i got bpd dawg im not about to put myself into a situation with a bunch of bald gazzas who think all troonies are groomers
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
i got my crush on hormones teeheehee it makes me go :3 everytime i think about it
fentmom
thats sick
fentmom
they should honestly give me money for having bpd and not launching some kind of political career which ends in some like berserk type scenario
anon
You shouldn't think so much about my welfare fraud, you should worry more about when people start shooting politicians, and that's a quote
fentmom
that or gaddhafi
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
they should give me money for having bpd and yet not killing myself over the fact my crush has 2 boyfriends also
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
im fighting the true struggles out here you dont even know
fentmom
my friend put his fat ass on his ig close friends story im fighting a struggle rn
anon
Just hit him up
fentmom
hes a part of my group of friends it would throw the entire thing into disarray
fentmom
im too told to not be tending to my garden properly anymore
>>763914
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
hghhggg wanna cuddle someone so bad rn i am going CRAZY
anon
>>763912
What are you fucking Ross and Rachell, will the witty comedic dynamics come to an end if you fuck?
>>763915
fentmom
>>763914
yeah actually this would happen
fentmom
ive done the thing where the friendgroup becomes some kind of harem / orgy pit and its always gone south at the end
anon
I just keep things arms length
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
wanna hang out with my friends again uweh ;-;
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
guys its so evil they are making rose orlando be isolated for liek 12 days i am going CRAZY
>>763924
anon
.play hey man nice shot
fentmom
same i wish i had irl people to hang out with that werent like
fentmom
my insane friend destroying his life or like ex situationships
anon
I'm just waiting for classes to start
fentmom
>>763919
are you going to bark at the door
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
WRUFFFF WRUFFFF AWRFFF
fentmom
im the fox i dont bark
fentmom
i simply run around the city at night
fentmom
eating from the trash and talking to my pigeon and cat friends
anon
British politics is such a shitshow lmao
fentmom
FUCK KEIR STARMER
anon
I can't appreciate any politician that sells out and takes it up the ass
fentmom
keir starmer used to knock up his underlings when he was still a lefty human rights lawyer
fentmom
theres a video of someone calling his political aide and asking him if hes aware of this fact
fentmom
the guy (morgan mcsweeney) is just like WHERE ARE YOU ... TELL ME YOUR NAME ...
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
whats wrong with me that im not getting groomed by some rich highbie?? id be like really good at that
fentmom
an irl highbie (more like a midbie) tried to get me to move to LA to live in her skinny trans girl weed den
fentmom
glad i didnt do that
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
yeah like realistically it is bad n i probs wouldnt do it but like why has no one tried???
fentmom
maybe theyre like pussies idk
fentmom
you dont give off enough stupid and careless vibes to these people which is what they look for
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
idk im plenty stupid n careless
anon
I'd let you sleep in a doggy bed in my apartment while I pamper you tbh
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
thats what i need tbh :3
anon
I know
fentmom
chubby chaser clique rise up
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
i dont know any
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
despite also being kinda perfect for that too
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
why are there no chubby chasers chasing me??
fentmom
i manually turn my switch off bc im being Normal now
fentmom
extremely difficult when half my friends are like that but oh well
fentmom
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damn i wanna be a WOA when i grow up
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
hooked up with a girl on wednesday and she asked me if i had any trauma that made me act like how i act
had to tell her no and that im just kinda awful unfortunately
fentmom
was she trying to like trauma share or something
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
no i dont think so
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
she was just like "youre into some weird stuff is cos of any like trauma in your past" n i had to be like "haha nope"
fentmom
i wonder if any of my trauma turned me into like a furry stim fucker
fentmom
probably not something to think too much about
anon
I suspect that trauma is in large part of why I am the way I am
anon
But oh well
selene
good god i hope my testostrone isn't high
selene
stopped taking spiro and injected 7mg but it feels like ugh idk how to explain it but i still somewhat have retard strength or just random outbursts of anger idk if i'm even trooning out right again ;/
>>763966
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
does anyone have any tips on like how to not be bad at sex btw?? genuine question here
>>763987
selene
i hate feeling this way
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>763963
idk i take like 12.5 mg cyprotone every other day atm
>>763968
can u maybe try to get it DIY ??
selene
the thing is
selene
i need to get bica tho but that doctor just keeps saying "lol its liver toxicity" which another fren said that spiro and injections r bad
>diy mentioned
i do have diy estrogen thats the thing
i just need bica, i do injections tho
>>763966
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
i gotta get my girl on bica, she has some but its like 150mg pills and ur meant to take 50mg a day, idk maybe itd be okay with 1 pill every 3 days?
selene
spiro is so awful
selene
it made my stomach hurt
selene
not pissing a lot but there was something awful going on when i felt so much sharp pain on my sides and its like this fucking doctor just wants to kill me at this point so i might just tell her tomorrow that i stopped taking it because it made my body hurt and very weak which its not supposed to happen AT ALL.
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
yeah if its causing u pain u gotta get off it cos its fucking u up
booger (phone)!boymodewng
pissing and peeing and pissing and peeing and pissing
selene
no seriously
selene
even if i told her this
selene
i feel like she just might not care at all because i'm at the point hwere i'm just going to buy diy
even mentioned to my mother about seeing a diff doctor BUT still keeping her as like some weird outlet for estrogen
because there was a subreddit post about how this person got bica from a doctor and i'm not sure if it was united states or different country but it made me just think "how come this person gets bica but not me??? this is so weird"
its almost like they r there for a paycheck, nothing else special.
selene
i'm so sorry to vent because i see her tomorrow on my 26TH BDAY.
>>763982
selene
plus yk
selene
on adderall oasdkoasdosakdoaodk
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>763978
i hope you have a good birthday tho <333
#hug
selene
thx <333
selene
i just feel sad rn because i don't want to go thru that experience ever again like last yr
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
hugging u n i am lighting candles n putting them on a cake for u
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
oral rlly scares me tho
>>763994
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
its a little easier with her for the most part cos i trust her but with everyone else it like reminds me of some not good stuff
selene
rose check dms
selene
this is whats been making me panic today
selene
because it used to be so clear tho
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>763987
i think im p decent at foreplay idk?
n i dont like touch her in a lot of those places tho she like rlly rlly primarily likes attention to her nipples n stuff
>>764000
anon
>>763988
Also don't neglect the parts of the body that are sensitive but aren't necessarily like sexual, neck, ears, that sort of think, stomach too
>>763995
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>763994
neglect these hands
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
idk she enjoys it enough to like do it with me p regularly but like theres part of it that makes me wish i was doing more cos i feel like im letting her down ;-;
>>764001
fentmom
practice and asking them what they like
fentmom
helps if they're communicative and not like inexperienced and they dont know what they like
fentmom
if you're topping then stand on your toes not your knees. this is a hidden secret
anon
>>763993
If she likes that kind of play, then you should most definitely do that
anon
>>763996
You definitely shouldn't feel that way
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
but like shes a bottom n i cant rlly top at all n i feel like a loser about it
fentmom
getting good at s*x as in like peanus in orifice often results in you becoming an athlete in some ways
anon
Yeah you need good cardio
fentmom
i had like 2 years of pretty much constant secsual intercourse and it did a lot for my cardio and muscular structure too
anon
But really with alot of putting it inside, foreplay can make up for it, it is really easy to do well when they are already on the edge
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
idk my dick doesnt work so like thats kinda the first hurdle
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
but also idk when it comes to sex stuff i always feel like im like weird n wrong inside my body n its like im not operating like how a person should
fentmom
>>764015
only ever been able to do that droned out
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>764015
like a little, i need to do that more i rlly want to cos ive been thinking about it a lot
plus i rlly love getting mine eaten out too so i know it feels good
i just like its taking me a bit to get back to feeling okay about like my face n stuff being around genitalia idk it makes it hard
>>764021
anon
>>764019
mmm I see, I think that you should definitely try to draw out the foreplay alot, because she'll probably be more open about what she likes there, to be quite honest with penetration really what's gonna matter is like cardio and keeping the pace they like, but the important things is your hands and mouth and such
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
i mean like i know what she likes i can make her cum n stuff i make sure she does every time we like do it n she enjoys it n stuff idk i just feel like theres more i could be doing ig
>>764023
anon
>>764022
I think you are probably doing fine and just feeling like you aren't, but I think you should feel confident in yourself
shrimp
i dont have the full context for this conversation so ignore me if my advice doesnt apply but from what i gather you should just try asking them how they feel about it
>>764036
shrimp
it can be hard to just directly ask but i find this is the most effective way to sort out sex related things as well as anything else relating to relationships
fentmom
dont play tf2
fentmom
demoknights can suck on my pingus
shrimp
im a zatoichi demonkight
fentmom
ARRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
fentmom
[puts down mini sentry and runs off in opposite direction]
shrimp
zatoichi is so stupid
shrimp
i get so many like 5ks using the zatoichi with the tide turner and booties
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>764024
yeah i need to talk to her about some stuff anyways so like
i mean i have asked if im doing okay before n shes said yes so like idk
fentmom
i only play as stock scout with the winger pistol and combat engineer
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
i just wanna do good for her uweh
>>764041
anon
stock demoman or machina sniper
fentmom
stock demoman easily when you need to capture the point
shrimp
>>764038
i guess you could try asking like, rather than if youre doing good enough, ask if theres anything they want you to try or smth like that. ask what theyre interested in
anon
Oh no, I meant I only play stock demoman or machina sniper
fentmom
i refuse to play as sniper or spy
fentmom
stupid classes
anon
The best classes
shrimp
i love sniper
shrimp
twink when are we sniper dueling
anon
I am playing on a toaster right now
shrimp
its tf2............
anon
I would have to install the uh like ridiculous comp settings
shrimp
djhfksdjhgkdjf
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
i also need to ask her some relationship stuff but i cant talk to her irl for like atleast another week ;-; this shits so evil
>>764057
shrimp
>no ragdolls
>no weapons
>no particles
>480p
anon
I hope you understand my laptop literally can't even run modded minecraft
anon
and my desktop is having issues with the motherboard
shrimp
my desktop can barely run modded minecraft lol
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>764052
she has some stuff she calls me n i wanna know if im the only person she calls that or if its a general type thing so i know whether i should put any like real stock in it ykno?
>>764058
anon
>>764057
I would say you should let that kind of thing come to organically instead of puttin it on the spot
>>764060
shrimp
i do believe i know
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>764058
no because i need to know because i am going fucking insane about it
shrimp
yeah dont listen to twink here
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
like i can wonder for over a year "oh does she call every girl she hooks up with mommy n say shes theirs or is it like a me specific thing" but that doesnt help me at all so i gotta fucking ask
shrimp
i think asking about the state of a relationship is a good thing anyways its not putting people on the spot its just asking about what you should expect theres no like pressure or implication
shrimp
i mean besides making people like think critically
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
exactly i just like need to ask her some stuff so i know what the situation is n whether i should worry so much about it
selene
does anyone have a steam ;_;
>>764081
yngven
hi helo
selene
hiiiii yngven <333
yngven
how goes it yall
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
cos like theres a big dif between like "this is a thing i do exclusively with you" and "this is just like a friends thing" ykno
>>764078
shrimp
yee
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
but its gotta fester for another WEEEEEK aaaaaaa
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
cos im not asking over discord thatd be crazy
shrimp
i feel for u that sucks
shrimp
id ask over discord but im crazy
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
also shes terrible at replying to msgs on discord lmao
fentmom
>>764071
everyone wonted to be god dang exclusive with me despite me being "im not ready for a relationship man"
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
i dont need her to be entirely exclusive to me, but itd be nice if i had this lil niche ykno?
fentmom
yeah thats understandable
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
n if not then oh well but if i am like allowed to ask for it then i will
anon
They hate my King's Indian
anon
They hate my positional play
anon
my board tension
anon
They leave when they see that fianchetto
0.3056% laptopbooger!boymodewng
i would never leave
anon
You wouldn't leave against the King's Indian defense
0.3057% laptopbooger!boymodewng
no i wuld just pressure the center and destroy you
anon
How noble
anon
And when I bring out the pawn break?
0.3058% laptopbooger!boymodewng
you make a foolish queen blunder
anon
That's essentially accurate yes
0.3059% laptopbooger!boymodewng
found out my coworker is going through a divorce
0.3060% laptopbooger!boymodewng
I am disgusted
0.3061% laptopbooger!boymodewng
how dare they forsake gods will
>>764099
0.3062% laptopbooger!boymodewng
I will murder them
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
gonna watch movie
anon
>>764096
It's called an annulment libtard
0.3063% laptopbooger!boymodewng
that's not divorce annulment is if you were never married
anon
Yes, you legally divorce then have the marriage annuled
0.3064% laptopbooger!boymodewng
no
anon
Shut the fuck up or I am going to annul you
anon
Get it, annul, anal
fentmom
if wormland was a city i would be the corrupt cop
anon
Basically I am saying I am going to fuck you
fentmom
my facial hair is upsetting the ladys now
fentmom
i need to shave
anon
same
anon
I only let my facial hair grow out so they wouldn't ID me
anon
Now it's time to shave
anon
God why can't classes be year round
anon
there is literally nothing to do
anon
The only people are the bums that live in Baton Rouge year round
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there is no bums in america
anon
You haven't been to Baton Rouge
anon
I'm a King's Indian one trick
shrimp
twink
(Slur Usage - Permanent Ban)
(ubanned actually)
(RE-BANNED PERMANENTLY INFINITY)
anon
What did you just say
shrimp
twink
anon
shrimp
shrimp
life is a highway
shrimp
highway to hell
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i'm being unfairly attacked by the sites moderation team for simply reporting slurs
>>764128
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>>764125
which might i remd everyone here, contains words like, the n word... are the mods here racist........................ who's to say........................................

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