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anon
British politics is such a shitshow lmao
fentmom
FUCK KEIR STARMER
anon
I can't appreciate any politician that sells out and takes it up the ass
fentmom
keir starmer used to knock up his underlings when he was still a lefty human rights lawyer
fentmom
theres a video of someone calling his political aide and asking him if hes aware of this fact
fentmom
the guy (morgan mcsweeney) is just like WHERE ARE YOU ... TELL ME YOUR NAME ...
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
whats wrong with me that im not getting groomed by some rich highbie?? id be like really good at that
fentmom
an irl highbie (more like a midbie) tried to get me to move to LA to live in her skinny trans girl weed den
fentmom
glad i didnt do that
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
yeah like realistically it is bad n i probs wouldnt do it but like why has no one tried???
fentmom
maybe theyre like pussies idk
fentmom
you dont give off enough stupid and careless vibes to these people which is what they look for
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
idk im plenty stupid n careless
anon
I'd let you sleep in a doggy bed in my apartment while I pamper you tbh
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
thats what i need tbh :3
anon
I know
fentmom
chubby chaser clique rise up
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
i dont know any
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
despite also being kinda perfect for that too
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
why are there no chubby chasers chasing me??
fentmom
i manually turn my switch off bc im being Normal now
fentmom
extremely difficult when half my friends are like that but oh well
fentmom
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damn i wanna be a WOA when i grow up
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
hooked up with a girl on wednesday and she asked me if i had any trauma that made me act like how i act
had to tell her no and that im just kinda awful unfortunately
fentmom
was she trying to like trauma share or something
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
no i dont think so
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
she was just like "youre into some weird stuff is cos of any like trauma in your past" n i had to be like "haha nope"
fentmom
i wonder if any of my trauma turned me into like a furry stim fucker
fentmom
probably not something to think too much about
anon
I suspect that trauma is in large part of why I am the way I am
anon
But oh well
selene
good god i hope my testostrone isn't high
selene
stopped taking spiro and injected 7mg but it feels like ugh idk how to explain it but i still somewhat have retard strength or just random outbursts of anger idk if i'm even trooning out right again ;/
>>763966
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
does anyone have any tips on like how to not be bad at sex btw?? genuine question here
>>763987
selene
i hate feeling this way
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>763963
idk i take like 12.5 mg cyprotone every other day atm
>>763968
can u maybe try to get it DIY ??
selene
the thing is
selene
i need to get bica tho but that doctor just keeps saying "lol its liver toxicity" which another fren said that spiro and injections r bad
>diy mentioned
i do have diy estrogen thats the thing
i just need bica, i do injections tho
>>763966
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
i gotta get my girl on bica, she has some but its like 150mg pills and ur meant to take 50mg a day, idk maybe itd be okay with 1 pill every 3 days?
selene
spiro is so awful
selene
it made my stomach hurt
selene
not pissing a lot but there was something awful going on when i felt so much sharp pain on my sides and its like this fucking doctor just wants to kill me at this point so i might just tell her tomorrow that i stopped taking it because it made my body hurt and very weak which its not supposed to happen AT ALL.
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
yeah if its causing u pain u gotta get off it cos its fucking u up
booger (phone)!boymodewng
pissing and peeing and pissing and peeing and pissing
selene
no seriously
selene
even if i told her this
selene
i feel like she just might not care at all because i'm at the point hwere i'm just going to buy diy
even mentioned to my mother about seeing a diff doctor BUT still keeping her as like some weird outlet for estrogen
because there was a subreddit post about how this person got bica from a doctor and i'm not sure if it was united states or different country but it made me just think "how come this person gets bica but not me??? this is so weird"
its almost like they r there for a paycheck, nothing else special.
selene
i'm so sorry to vent because i see her tomorrow on my 26TH BDAY.
>>763982
selene
plus yk
selene
on adderall oasdkoasdosakdoaodk
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>763978
i hope you have a good birthday tho <333
#hug
selene
thx <333
selene
i just feel sad rn because i don't want to go thru that experience ever again like last yr
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
hugging u n i am lighting candles n putting them on a cake for u
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
oral rlly scares me tho
>>763994
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
its a little easier with her for the most part cos i trust her but with everyone else it like reminds me of some not good stuff
selene
rose check dms
selene
this is whats been making me panic today
selene
because it used to be so clear tho
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>763987
i think im p decent at foreplay idk?
n i dont like touch her in a lot of those places tho she like rlly rlly primarily likes attention to her nipples n stuff
>>764000
anon
>>763988
Also don't neglect the parts of the body that are sensitive but aren't necessarily like sexual, neck, ears, that sort of think, stomach too
>>763995
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>763994
neglect these hands
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
idk she enjoys it enough to like do it with me p regularly but like theres part of it that makes me wish i was doing more cos i feel like im letting her down ;-;
>>764001
fentmom
practice and asking them what they like
fentmom
helps if they're communicative and not like inexperienced and they dont know what they like
fentmom
if you're topping then stand on your toes not your knees. this is a hidden secret
anon
>>763993
If she likes that kind of play, then you should most definitely do that
anon
>>763996
You definitely shouldn't feel that way
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
but like shes a bottom n i cant rlly top at all n i feel like a loser about it
fentmom
getting good at s*x as in like peanus in orifice often results in you becoming an athlete in some ways
anon
Yeah you need good cardio
fentmom
i had like 2 years of pretty much constant secsual intercourse and it did a lot for my cardio and muscular structure too
anon
But really with alot of putting it inside, foreplay can make up for it, it is really easy to do well when they are already on the edge
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
idk my dick doesnt work so like thats kinda the first hurdle
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
but also idk when it comes to sex stuff i always feel like im like weird n wrong inside my body n its like im not operating like how a person should
fentmom
>>764015
only ever been able to do that droned out
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>764015
like a little, i need to do that more i rlly want to cos ive been thinking about it a lot
plus i rlly love getting mine eaten out too so i know it feels good
i just like its taking me a bit to get back to feeling okay about like my face n stuff being around genitalia idk it makes it hard
>>764021
anon
>>764019
mmm I see, I think that you should definitely try to draw out the foreplay alot, because she'll probably be more open about what she likes there, to be quite honest with penetration really what's gonna matter is like cardio and keeping the pace they like, but the important things is your hands and mouth and such
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
i mean like i know what she likes i can make her cum n stuff i make sure she does every time we like do it n she enjoys it n stuff idk i just feel like theres more i could be doing ig
>>764023
anon
>>764022
I think you are probably doing fine and just feeling like you aren't, but I think you should feel confident in yourself
shrimp
i dont have the full context for this conversation so ignore me if my advice doesnt apply but from what i gather you should just try asking them how they feel about it
>>764036
shrimp
it can be hard to just directly ask but i find this is the most effective way to sort out sex related things as well as anything else relating to relationships
fentmom
dont play tf2
fentmom
demoknights can suck on my pingus
shrimp
im a zatoichi demonkight
fentmom
ARRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
fentmom
[puts down mini sentry and runs off in opposite direction]
shrimp
zatoichi is so stupid
shrimp
i get so many like 5ks using the zatoichi with the tide turner and booties
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>764024
yeah i need to talk to her about some stuff anyways so like
i mean i have asked if im doing okay before n shes said yes so like idk
fentmom
i only play as stock scout with the winger pistol and combat engineer
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
i just wanna do good for her uweh
>>764041
anon
stock demoman or machina sniper
fentmom
stock demoman easily when you need to capture the point
shrimp
>>764038
i guess you could try asking like, rather than if youre doing good enough, ask if theres anything they want you to try or smth like that. ask what theyre interested in
anon
Oh no, I meant I only play stock demoman or machina sniper
fentmom
i refuse to play as sniper or spy
fentmom
stupid classes
anon
The best classes
shrimp
i love sniper
shrimp
twink when are we sniper dueling
anon
I am playing on a toaster right now
shrimp
its tf2............
anon
I would have to install the uh like ridiculous comp settings
shrimp
djhfksdjhgkdjf
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
i also need to ask her some relationship stuff but i cant talk to her irl for like atleast another week ;-; this shits so evil
>>764057
shrimp
>no ragdolls
>no weapons
>no particles
>480p
anon
I hope you understand my laptop literally can't even run modded minecraft
anon
and my desktop is having issues with the motherboard
shrimp
my desktop can barely run modded minecraft lol
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>764052
she has some stuff she calls me n i wanna know if im the only person she calls that or if its a general type thing so i know whether i should put any like real stock in it ykno?
>>764058
anon
>>764057
I would say you should let that kind of thing come to organically instead of puttin it on the spot
>>764060
shrimp
i do believe i know
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>764058
no because i need to know because i am going fucking insane about it
shrimp
yeah dont listen to twink here
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
like i can wonder for over a year "oh does she call every girl she hooks up with mommy n say shes theirs or is it like a me specific thing" but that doesnt help me at all so i gotta fucking ask
shrimp
i think asking about the state of a relationship is a good thing anyways its not putting people on the spot its just asking about what you should expect theres no like pressure or implication
shrimp
i mean besides making people like think critically
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
exactly i just like need to ask her some stuff so i know what the situation is n whether i should worry so much about it
selene
does anyone have a steam ;_;
>>764081
yngven
hi helo
selene
hiiiii yngven <333
yngven
how goes it yall
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
cos like theres a big dif between like "this is a thing i do exclusively with you" and "this is just like a friends thing" ykno
>>764078
shrimp
yee
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
but its gotta fester for another WEEEEEK aaaaaaa
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
cos im not asking over discord thatd be crazy
shrimp
i feel for u that sucks
shrimp
id ask over discord but im crazy
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
also shes terrible at replying to msgs on discord lmao
fentmom
>>764071
everyone wonted to be god dang exclusive with me despite me being "im not ready for a relationship man"
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
i dont need her to be entirely exclusive to me, but itd be nice if i had this lil niche ykno?
fentmom
yeah thats understandable
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
n if not then oh well but if i am like allowed to ask for it then i will
anon
They hate my King's Indian
anon
They hate my positional play
anon
my board tension
anon
They leave when they see that fianchetto
0.3056% laptopbooger!boymodewng
i would never leave
anon
You wouldn't leave against the King's Indian defense
0.3057% laptopbooger!boymodewng
no i wuld just pressure the center and destroy you
anon
How noble
anon
And when I bring out the pawn break?
0.3058% laptopbooger!boymodewng
you make a foolish queen blunder
anon
That's essentially accurate yes
0.3059% laptopbooger!boymodewng
found out my coworker is going through a divorce
0.3060% laptopbooger!boymodewng
I am disgusted
0.3061% laptopbooger!boymodewng
how dare they forsake gods will
>>764099
0.3062% laptopbooger!boymodewng
I will murder them
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
gonna watch movie
>>764267
anon
>>764096
It's called an annulment libtard
0.3063% laptopbooger!boymodewng
that's not divorce annulment is if you were never married
anon
Yes, you legally divorce then have the marriage annuled
0.3064% laptopbooger!boymodewng
no
anon
Shut the fuck up or I am going to annul you
anon
Get it, annul, anal
fentmom
if wormland was a city i would be the corrupt cop
anon
Basically I am saying I am going to fuck you
fentmom
my facial hair is upsetting the ladys now
fentmom
i need to shave
anon
same
anon
I only let my facial hair grow out so they wouldn't ID me
anon
Now it's time to shave
anon
God why can't classes be year round
anon
there is literally nothing to do
anon
The only people are the bums that live in Baton Rouge year round
0.3065% laptopbooger!boymodewng
there is no bums in america
anon
You haven't been to Baton Rouge
anon
I'm a King's Indian one trick
shrimp
twink
(Slur Usage - Permanent Ban)
(ubanned actually)
(RE-BANNED PERMANENTLY INFINITY)
anon
What did you just say
shrimp
twink
anon
shrimp
shrimp
life is a highway
shrimp
highway to hell
0.3066% laptopbooger!boymodewng
i'm being unfairly attacked by the sites moderation team for simply reporting slurs
>>764129>>764128
0.3067% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>764125
which might i remd everyone here, contains words like, the n word... are the mods here racist........................ who's to say........................................
anon## global mod
>>764125
Thank you for your service, citizen
anon
I did my part
shrimp
TWINK
(INFINITE PERMANENT BAN FOREVER UNLIMITED PRO MAX)
>>764133
anon
The what word
0.3068% laptopbooger!boymodewng
and i have it on good authroity that i'm allowed to fake report up to 10 times before it's a problem
>>764146
anon
Only I'm allowed to say the twink word
shrimp
i was a twink before i can say it
anon
That's like Elon calling himself an African
>>764143
fentmom
i am the prime twink ehre
0.3070% laptopbooger!boymodewng
just saying this is legally binding
lain from syntax error on line 4
im watching death note
anon
I sent a false report so it's okay
0.3071% laptopbooger!boymodewng
no but i legally get 10 before it's a problem
>>764152
lain from syntax error on line 4
are you saying there's a legal precedent that our citizenship allocates up to 10 false reports???
>>764153
anon
>>764150
report submitted, get ready for the storm chucklefuck
0.3072% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>764151
lain i have it on good autority from a site moderater (judge) that i am allowed to submit 10 false reports before it's a "problem"
>>764154
lain from syntax error on line 4
>>764153
oh this is good this is good
lain from syntax error on line 4
im going to use this
lain from syntax error on line 4
thank you
shrimp
only booger is allowed 10
anon
This fucking dork is talking shit about Return of the Jedi
lain from syntax error on line 4
says who
shrimp
says me
lain from syntax error on line 4
wanna take it outside???
0.3073% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>764146
::boogie
#throw
lain from syntax error on line 4
11 for me
lain from syntax error on line 4
10 for thee
anon
Okay actually this guy was right making Boba Fett job that hard was a mistake and the Ewoks were stupid
lain from syntax error on line 4
just kidding
shrimp## admin
i win!!!!
lain from syntax error on line 4
you literally impersonated me
>>764173
0.3074% laptopbooger!boymodewng
lain from syntax error on line 4 76172
nuh uh ur impersonating me
lain from syntax error on line 4
>>764173
abuse
0.3075% laptopbooger!boymodewng
lain from snyaxerror on line 4 764176
no u
shrimp 764177
i love lain
lain from syntax error on line 4 76178
omg i love you too
anon [Twink Flag] 716479
I am so horny
>>764182
lain from syntax error on line 4
Quit impersonating me!!!
shrimp
i think booger is an llm
lain from syntax error on line 4
oh my god i HATE it
anon
Okay I did have to do that one
anon
I know you don't like being impersonated but that one was set up for me
lain from syntax error on line 4
two for one'd
shrimp
ok if you keep doing the fake reports i will just mute the report notif which will ruin my moderation capabilities
>>764186
lain from syntax error on line 4
i think its funny if the MODERATOR does it
lain from syntax error on line 4
but dont impersonate me ill cry
0.3076% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>764183
well how about you stop being racist also i have 7 more
anon
I have a critique
anon
Of the website
anon
When you have the user tab opened, when you then try to file a report at the same time, it shifts that page downwards
shrimp
well someone cried wolf so... no more moderation....
0.3077% laptopbooger!boymodewng
wait so you won't respond to my discord messages but if i send a report you'll immediately look? Curious..
>>764193
anon
Hornyposting via reports
0.3078% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>764193
ok i will only talk to you through reports now
shrimp
well theyre muted now so
0.3079% laptopbooger!boymodewng
you can't do that
shrimp
yes i can
0.3080% laptopbooger!boymodewng
I tried to do that at work and they told me that wasn't allowed
shrimp
they dont pay me
0.3081% laptopbooger!boymodewng
and?
shrimp
so i can do whatever i want!!!
0.3082% laptopbooger!boymodewng
Nuh uh
shrimp
yup
0.3083% laptopbooger!boymodewng
no
shrimp
name 1 thing i cant do
shrimp
that i want to
0.3084% laptopbooger!boymodewng
replace your left kidney
shrimp
i dont wanna
0.3085% laptopbooger!boymodewng
i just stole it
shrimp
thats fine
0.3086% laptopbooger!boymodewng
ok i'm taking the right one too
0.3087% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>764212
im taking ur vapes
0.3088% laptopbooger!boymodewng
and impersonating you and getting you banned from every vape store within a 250 mile radius
>>764215
0.3089% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>764215
you can't stop me
lain from syntax error on line 4
i want libpol battle royale
>>764218
0.3090% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>764217
ur a
0.3091% laptopbooger!boymodewng
ur a
0.3092% laptopbooger!boymodewng
ura
0.3093% laptopbooger!boymodewng
ur
0.3094% laptopbooger!boymodewng
u
0.3095% laptopbooger!boymodewng
ura
lain from syntax error on line 4
please dont calle me a bad name
>>764229
0.3096% laptopbooger!boymodewng
ur a
0.3097% laptopbooger!boymodewng
oh so you think that gay people are bad
>>764228
lain from syntax error on line 4
ill cry
anon
>>764224
I'd never call you a bad name, I'd rather call you honey
lain from syntax error on line 4
ill marry you tomorrow if you can keep me safe
>>764232>>764235
lain from syntax error on line 4
thats what i thought
0.3098% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>764230
ok we're getting mrried
0.3099% laptopbooger!boymodewng
pick the dress BITCH
lain from syntax error on line 4
>you're a girl
>you intend to marry me
hmm. strange
>>764236
0.3100% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>764234
oh you hate gay people I forgot
shrimp
we can get married instead booger
0.3101% laptopbooger!boymodewng
oh yeah i'm cool with that now
0.3102% laptopbooger!boymodewng
okokokok i gotchu
shrimp
ye
shrimp
so pick a dress BITCH
0.3103% laptopbooger!boymodewng
NEVER
shrimp
fine ill do it.........
shrimp
do you think i could concoct a situation to get a wrongful conviction and spend like 10 years in prison then sue when im out
>>764246
fentmom
i shaved
0.3104% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>764244
yes
0.3105% laptopbooger!boymodewng
#ksay shrimp shromp shrimp shromp shrimp shromp shrimp shromp shrimp shromp shrimp shromp shrimp shromp shrimp shrmop
0.3106% laptopbooger!boymodewng
#ksay shrimp shromp shrimp shromp shrimp shromp shrimp shromp shrimp shromp shrimp shromp shrimp shromp shrimp shrmop
0.3107% laptopbooger!boymodewng
#ksay shrimp shromp shrimp shromp shrimp shromp shrimp shromp shrimp shromp shrimp shromp shrimp shromp shrimp shrmop
labby
bwa
fentmom
HAI!!!
labby
hi fent!!!!!
fentmom
how have you been ive missed you
labby
chilling w wife n friends
fentmom
huzzah
selene
hi frens
selene
shid 2 hrs left
selene
i will be 26
selene
dude i'm listening to thunderdome 2024
selene
then korn pops up
selene
it mixed too well
selene
>>764260
i wish i was at a rave rn
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
i finished it a while ago but still
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
n then i argued with davesprite about how jrpgs are good actually
lain from actually found the death note
alright whos the first name going in the note
>>764275
anon
Sex
anon
.play Duchess and the Proverbial Mind
0.3108% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>764272
can you write your name so that if you lose it then people will know who to give it to?
anon
If you write your name in the Death Note but say something like "dies in 60 years", are you just guaranteed to survive for 60 years?
anon
Lain are you on?
0.3109% laptopbooger!boymodewng
she wrote her name in the death note you fool
lain from actually found the death note
sorry i iwas trying to set up the chip bag thing
fentmom
>>764271
that film was on here earlier
fentmom
it made me really upset
fentmom
i understood nothing they were saying but i felt everything she was going through
anon
She's trying something right now Lain
lain from actually found the death note
sorry im trying this chip thing idk how he got the tv in the bag
fentmom
hallo strawb
fentmom
do you like not have your name saved
straw bury
hai femt
straw bury
nah i just sent that picture on my phone
>>764293
straw bury
fent ur pretty btw
fentmom
i finally shaved today i look nice again
>>764292
0.3110% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>764289
i don't believe you
straw bury
yeah no thats not actually me in that picture im not that ugly
fentmom
strawb you would believe what i said right
straw bury
whar
fentmom
you would be like, extremely popular with people at punk shows and goth bars. you have like, the eyebrows for it. its hard to put my finger on. you're kind of like super fem machine girl. you need 2 believe in yourself like parappa the rapper
straw bury
ur right i do kinda look like parappa the rapper
fentmom
hes my favourite talking dog
fentmom
you just have a lot of features that are attractive to people
fentmom
yeah im gonna be honest if you like put me in a room with a trans man who was like parappa the rapper i would need to leave for my own safety
anon
Who else thinks the lowercase i is very very bad
fentmom
i like i
anon
It reminds me of like a little dwarf
straw bury
got damn carl didnt even sexually harass me thats how chopped i am
anon
huh?
anon
Oh I am currently playing tech support for someone
anon
I am a bit distracted
straw bury
i aint posting it again sorryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
0.3111% laptopbooger!boymodewng
guys twink anon is dm'ing me
0.3112% laptopbooger!boymodewng
can we report him
anon
Yes I am DMing her
anon
Please don't flood with reports right now lmao
straw bury
mass reporting carl on my pc AND my phone rn
anon
>>764317
Isn't Nigel Farage like gone into the full blown "trans rights are western culture and we must stop the brown hordes, we must secure a future for the white race and our trans children" now
fentmom
UnHerd was like saying something along those lines but im trying to ignore politics for now since im like going full on schizo over herr starmer
anon
I only understand British politics as it relates to the US and osmosis through memes
anon
Fent did you ever meet tea?
fentmom
ive known like 12 trans women named tea
anon
>>764322
Yes, well used to be here, then she got autobanned for some reason, but she's trying to get back on
fentmom
how long ago was she here ive been here like 3 years on and off
>>764326
anon
>>764325
She was on during the 4chan shut down, but then that would be when you weren't posting, and I think she legit was gone like the day you started posting again
fentmom
ahh i came back here a bit after that
anon
I suspect you'd like her
fentmom
what was she all about
anon
I think if you drew like a line, but you on one side of the line and her on the other side of the line, I would be in the middle personality wise
anon
She's a bit nerdy, but also fairly positive
anon
And outgoing
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