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anon## global mod
>>764125
Thank you for your service, citizen
anon
I did my part
shrimp
TWINK
(INFINITE PERMANENT BAN FOREVER UNLIMITED PRO MAX)
>>764133
anon
The what word
0.3068% laptopbooger!boymodewng
and i have it on good authroity that i'm allowed to fake report up to 10 times before it's a problem
>>764146
anon
Only I'm allowed to say the twink word
shrimp
i was a twink before i can say it
anon
That's like Elon calling himself an African
>>764143
fentmom
i am the prime twink ehre
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just saying this is legally binding
lain from syntax error on line 4
im watching death note
anon
I sent a false report so it's okay
0.3071% laptopbooger!boymodewng
no but i legally get 10 before it's a problem
>>764152
lain from syntax error on line 4
are you saying there's a legal precedent that our citizenship allocates up to 10 false reports???
>>764153
anon
>>764150
report submitted, get ready for the storm chucklefuck
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>>764151
lain i have it on good autority from a site moderater (judge) that i am allowed to submit 10 false reports before it's a "problem"
>>764154
lain from syntax error on line 4
>>764153
oh this is good this is good
lain from syntax error on line 4
im going to use this
lain from syntax error on line 4
thank you
shrimp
only booger is allowed 10
anon
This fucking dork is talking shit about Return of the Jedi
lain from syntax error on line 4
says who
shrimp
says me
lain from syntax error on line 4
wanna take it outside???
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>>764146
::boogie
#throw
lain from syntax error on line 4
11 for me
lain from syntax error on line 4
10 for thee
anon
Okay actually this guy was right making Boba Fett job that hard was a mistake and the Ewoks were stupid
lain from syntax error on line 4
just kidding
shrimp## admin
i win!!!!
lain from syntax error on line 4
you literally impersonated me
>>764173
0.3074% laptopbooger!boymodewng
lain from syntax error on line 4 76172
nuh uh ur impersonating me
lain from syntax error on line 4
>>764173
abuse
0.3075% laptopbooger!boymodewng
lain from snyaxerror on line 4 764176
no u
shrimp 764177
i love lain
lain from syntax error on line 4 76178
omg i love you too
anon [Twink Flag] 716479
I am so horny
>>764182
lain from syntax error on line 4
Quit impersonating me!!!
shrimp
i think booger is an llm
lain from syntax error on line 4
oh my god i HATE it
anon
Okay I did have to do that one
anon
I know you don't like being impersonated but that one was set up for me
lain from syntax error on line 4
two for one'd
shrimp
ok if you keep doing the fake reports i will just mute the report notif which will ruin my moderation capabilities
>>764186
lain from syntax error on line 4
i think its funny if the MODERATOR does it
lain from syntax error on line 4
but dont impersonate me ill cry
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>>764183
well how about you stop being racist also i have 7 more
anon
I have a critique
anon
Of the website
anon
When you have the user tab opened, when you then try to file a report at the same time, it shifts that page downwards
shrimp
well someone cried wolf so... no more moderation....
0.3077% laptopbooger!boymodewng
wait so you won't respond to my discord messages but if i send a report you'll immediately look? Curious..
>>764193
anon
Hornyposting via reports
0.3078% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>764193
ok i will only talk to you through reports now
shrimp
well theyre muted now so
0.3079% laptopbooger!boymodewng
you can't do that
shrimp
yes i can
0.3080% laptopbooger!boymodewng
I tried to do that at work and they told me that wasn't allowed
shrimp
they dont pay me
0.3081% laptopbooger!boymodewng
and?
shrimp
so i can do whatever i want!!!
0.3082% laptopbooger!boymodewng
Nuh uh
shrimp
yup
0.3083% laptopbooger!boymodewng
no
shrimp
name 1 thing i cant do
shrimp
that i want to
0.3084% laptopbooger!boymodewng
replace your left kidney
shrimp
i dont wanna
0.3085% laptopbooger!boymodewng
i just stole it
shrimp
thats fine
0.3086% laptopbooger!boymodewng
ok i'm taking the right one too
0.3087% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>764212
im taking ur vapes
0.3088% laptopbooger!boymodewng
and impersonating you and getting you banned from every vape store within a 250 mile radius
>>764215
0.3089% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>764215
you can't stop me
lain from syntax error on line 4
i want libpol battle royale
>>764218
0.3090% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>764217
ur a
0.3091% laptopbooger!boymodewng
ur a
0.3092% laptopbooger!boymodewng
ura
0.3093% laptopbooger!boymodewng
ur
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u
0.3095% laptopbooger!boymodewng
ura
lain from syntax error on line 4
please dont calle me a bad name
>>764229
0.3096% laptopbooger!boymodewng
ur a
0.3097% laptopbooger!boymodewng
oh so you think that gay people are bad
>>764228
lain from syntax error on line 4
ill cry
anon
>>764224
I'd never call you a bad name, I'd rather call you honey
lain from syntax error on line 4
ill marry you tomorrow if you can keep me safe
>>764232>>764235
lain from syntax error on line 4
thats what i thought
0.3098% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>764230
ok we're getting mrried
0.3099% laptopbooger!boymodewng
pick the dress BITCH
lain from syntax error on line 4
>you're a girl
>you intend to marry me
hmm. strange
>>764236
0.3100% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>764234
oh you hate gay people I forgot
shrimp
we can get married instead booger
0.3101% laptopbooger!boymodewng
oh yeah i'm cool with that now
0.3102% laptopbooger!boymodewng
okokokok i gotchu
shrimp
ye
shrimp
so pick a dress BITCH
0.3103% laptopbooger!boymodewng
NEVER
shrimp
fine ill do it.........
shrimp
do you think i could concoct a situation to get a wrongful conviction and spend like 10 years in prison then sue when im out
>>764246
fentmom
i shaved
0.3104% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>764244
yes
0.3105% laptopbooger!boymodewng
#ksay shrimp shromp shrimp shromp shrimp shromp shrimp shromp shrimp shromp shrimp shromp shrimp shromp shrimp shrmop
0.3106% laptopbooger!boymodewng
#ksay shrimp shromp shrimp shromp shrimp shromp shrimp shromp shrimp shromp shrimp shromp shrimp shromp shrimp shrmop
0.3107% laptopbooger!boymodewng
#ksay shrimp shromp shrimp shromp shrimp shromp shrimp shromp shrimp shromp shrimp shromp shrimp shromp shrimp shrmop
labby
bwa
fentmom
HAI!!!
labby
hi fent!!!!!
fentmom
how have you been ive missed you
labby
chilling w wife n friends
fentmom
huzzah
selene
hi frens
selene
shid 2 hrs left
selene
i will be 26
selene
dude i'm listening to thunderdome 2024
selene
then korn pops up
selene
it mixed too well
selene
>>764260
i wish i was at a rave rn
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
i finished it a while ago but still
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
n then i argued with davesprite about how jrpgs are good actually
lain from actually found the death note
alright whos the first name going in the note
>>764275
anon
Sex
anon
.play Duchess and the Proverbial Mind
0.3108% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>764272
can you write your name so that if you lose it then people will know who to give it to?
anon
If you write your name in the Death Note but say something like "dies in 60 years", are you just guaranteed to survive for 60 years?
anon
Lain are you on?
0.3109% laptopbooger!boymodewng
she wrote her name in the death note you fool
lain from actually found the death note
sorry i iwas trying to set up the chip bag thing
fentmom
>>764271
that film was on here earlier
fentmom
it made me really upset
fentmom
i understood nothing they were saying but i felt everything she was going through
anon
She's trying something right now Lain
lain from actually found the death note
sorry im trying this chip thing idk how he got the tv in the bag
fentmom
hallo strawb
fentmom
do you like not have your name saved
straw bury
hai femt
straw bury
nah i just sent that picture on my phone
>>764293
straw bury
fent ur pretty btw
fentmom
i finally shaved today i look nice again
>>764292
0.3110% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>764289
i don't believe you
straw bury
yeah no thats not actually me in that picture im not that ugly
fentmom
strawb you would believe what i said right
straw bury
whar
fentmom
you would be like, extremely popular with people at punk shows and goth bars. you have like, the eyebrows for it. its hard to put my finger on. you're kind of like super fem machine girl. you need 2 believe in yourself like parappa the rapper
straw bury
ur right i do kinda look like parappa the rapper
fentmom
hes my favourite talking dog
fentmom
you just have a lot of features that are attractive to people
fentmom
yeah im gonna be honest if you like put me in a room with a trans man who was like parappa the rapper i would need to leave for my own safety
anon
Who else thinks the lowercase i is very very bad
fentmom
i like i
anon
It reminds me of like a little dwarf
straw bury
got damn carl didnt even sexually harass me thats how chopped i am
anon
huh?
anon
Oh I am currently playing tech support for someone
anon
I am a bit distracted
straw bury
i aint posting it again sorryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
0.3111% laptopbooger!boymodewng
guys twink anon is dm'ing me
0.3112% laptopbooger!boymodewng
can we report him
anon
Yes I am DMing her
anon
Please don't flood with reports right now lmao
straw bury
mass reporting carl on my pc AND my phone rn
anon
>>764317
Isn't Nigel Farage like gone into the full blown "trans rights are western culture and we must stop the brown hordes, we must secure a future for the white race and our trans children" now
fentmom
UnHerd was like saying something along those lines but im trying to ignore politics for now since im like going full on schizo over herr starmer
anon
I only understand British politics as it relates to the US and osmosis through memes
anon
Fent did you ever meet tea?
fentmom
ive known like 12 trans women named tea
anon
>>764322
Yes, well used to be here, then she got autobanned for some reason, but she's trying to get back on
fentmom
how long ago was she here ive been here like 3 years on and off
>>764326
anon
>>764325
She was on during the 4chan shut down, but then that would be when you weren't posting, and I think she legit was gone like the day you started posting again
fentmom
ahh i came back here a bit after that
anon
I suspect you'd like her
fentmom
what was she all about
anon
I think if you drew like a line, but you on one side of the line and her on the other side of the line, I would be in the middle personality wise
anon
She's a bit nerdy, but also fairly positive
anon
And outgoing
anon
And also really likes classical music and chess and all of those stereotypically "elegant" and "sophisticated" pursuits
fentmom
i like people like that
fentmom
high culture tastes yet will go out and about and experience new things
anon
Yeah I figured
fentmom
thats sort of what my idealised self would be
fentmom
this rich guy my friend lives with right now needs to adopt me so i can siphon his anglo norman ways
fentmom
me right in the middle
anon
I am literally entirely from the parts of Europe that Ben Franklin said was white
anon
It was always funny because both my dad and my mom insisted that like
anon
My dad was like "we were descended from these French pirates and made their wealth there!" look inside literally generation upon generation of French admiralty back to like Louis the XIV, and my mom was like "we were just German farmers in Alsace-Lorraine!" look inside massive German industrialists from the Ruhr
>>764348>>764345
fentmom
french pirates? like bretons?
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>>764343
they're not necessarily wrong, they would sometimes give admirals like official "pirate status" where you could rob other people bc they wanted to fuck with other countries
>>764347
fentmom
the sun king :-D
anon
>>764345
Yes I know about that, I am acutely aware, I will not go into detail about the kind of privateering they did and the industry they settled down in once they were done killing Englishmen
>>764349
fentmom
>>764343
meanwhile my dad whenever he talks about his extended family its all blokes named pete the bus driver who unsurprisingly was a bus driver
0.3114% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>764347
yeah i mean the french empire really liked slavery as long as it was otuside of france
>>764351
fentmom
i know metal gear solid told us that genes arent everything but i am genuinely kind of mad about partly coming from extremely unaspirational peasant stock
anon
>>764349
Yup, but on the bright side, I can read about distant family that sailed during the Napoleonic Wars, one of the admirals that fought the British off the coast of Egypt, got his legs shot off with a cannon, and finished the battle having lost half his body by commanding from a bathtub full of sawdust
anon
That's pretty badass ngl
0.3116% laptopbooger!boymodewng
basically perpetually middle class
anon
COWARDLY post removal (I was tabbed out so I didn't read it)
0.3117% laptopbooger!boymodewng
all merchants turned farmer/merchants basically lole
>>764357
anon
>>764356
Just like my mom's side! (massive industrialists that left after the Franco-Prussian War, bought up a shitload of land, and promptly got into the oil business)
0.3118% laptopbooger!boymodewng
nope! small scale been in NA since like 1600-1700s
anon
I know, I was joking, my mom really likes to pretend that her family were humble farmers and not literally like oil rich tycoons that ran with the mob
fentmom
most interesting thing about my mums side is the roma gypsy part that the grandparents hate talking about
>>764363
fentmom
the albanians
0.3120% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>764363
?
anon
You heard me, Albanians are pretty cool
fentmom
i know the roma part being albanian doesnt mean they were necessarily like doin blood feuds and being held up in castles but i like to think at least one of my historical relatives was up to something like that
anon
The gypsies have been around for a long long time, even if they weren't in castles and such, I still respect them in spite of their quirks
>>764379>>764373
anon
meow
anon
- girl who meows
anon
Is this who I think it is
anon
maybe
anon
I'll let you maintain your anonymity
anon
what did i come back to
anon
Oh we were talking about family heritage
anon
of course, yeah...
0.3122% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>764374
idk why didn't they have castles if they wanted to be cool
>>764380
fentmom
>>764367
when i meet another balkan gypsy im like heyyy my brother/sister from another caravan site
anon
>>764378
Probably because they kept getting thrown out of everywhere
>>764383
tea (recently unbanned on good behavior)
hello chat
fentmom
good morning tea how are you + have we met before
>>764384
tea (recently unbanned on good behavior)
>>764382
we have met before i think maybe once and i am good
lain from actually found the death note
so apparently he put the tv in the bag on the way home
anon
huh
lain from actually found the death note
he takes a chip
and eats it
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>>764391
fentmom
does anyone else here think about how long they would be able to use a death note until they got caught
>>764395
lain from actually found the death note
>>764389
#halt
fentmom
i wonder if i would get caught or accidentally cause a nuclear war soon
lain from actually found the death note
infinitely long, there's a lot more global spread of information now
anon
>>764390
I think I could probably get away with doing it for decades because I really wouldn't use it that often, I don't like the idea of playing God, but then again, I guess the whole point of the show is that it goes for people that want to play God and are easily corrupted by the power
fentmom
i was thinking of using it to wipe out lobbyists rather than politicians because that wouldnt cause so much international instability and religious reckoning nonsense
>>764399
straw bury
god i fucking hate being a man OMG TEA IS HERE
>>764398
anon
>>764396
There are major media figures I would go for, but not even really lobbyists and such, I legit would go for like the Rupert Murdoch types, maybe a few very wealthy family trees that could use a bit of trimming, and then like the entire Trump admin from top to bottom lmao
>>764407
anon
Which would cause instability, but they do quite a good job of causing that while alive, so
0.3126% laptopbooger!boymodewng
i would only kill one person
>>764405
tea (recently unbanned on good behavior)
bibi?
tea (recently unbanned on good behavior)
[rebanned for fedposting]
>>764411>>764412
straw bury
>>764402
who would u kill theoretically
straw bury
i would kill everyone in the whole world and then myself
fentmom
strawb you wouldnt do that.
>>764410
anon
>>764407
He's dying soon anyway, and tbh I am more worried about his kid who is genuinely legit crazier than him
straw bury
>>764408
yeah no i wouldnt kill any of u guys cuz i like u guys
fentmom
very excited for my Mysterious Vacation
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>>764414
no it's only midnight
tea (recently unbanned on good behavior)
its not midnight yet :)
>>764420
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>>764417
yeah its852
0.3130% laptopbooger!boymodewng
#time london uk (4:53:09 a.m. british summer time, wednesday, august 6, 2025)
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>>764424
tick tok bitch it's bed time
straw bury
this image will haunt u for the rest of ur life carl
fentmom
Carl
tea (recently unbanned on good behavior)
someone just called me trans oliver feltham is this a compliment
>>764439>>764431
tea (recently unbanned on good behavior)
>>764430
#reply

depends. are they saying your takes are as dense as trans oliver feltham's writing? if so, not a compliment. if they're saying you're pulling off the same level of incomprehensible gender vibes, maybe. either way, own it.
straw bury
>>764432
mods this guy is spreading misinformation can we get him banned pretty please
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>>764434
did you write your name in the death note
>>764437
lain from actually found the death note
>>764436
do you want me to
i'll do it if everyone wants me to
0.3133% laptopbooger!boymodewng
yeah what if you lose it lain
0.3134% laptopbooger!boymodewng
how will people know to give it back to you if you lose it and you don't have your name on the first page
straw bury
>>764432
#edit this to say #gem (USER WAS DEFENESTRATED FOR THIS POST)
>>764443
tea (recently unbanned on good behavior)
>>764439
i sent him the references section of the paper i am reading and he said "you are like trans oliver feltham"
tea (recently unbanned on good behavior)
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>>764439
"you look like him if he was trans" would be pretty funny tho
>>764446
0.3135% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>764443
you LAUGHED your ass OF?????????????????? where did it go put it back on right now
fentmom
>>764444
he has nice glasses. i guess i can say that
fentmom
.play sneaker pimps virgin
tea (recently unbanned on good behavior)
omg so much has happened since i was here last
tea (recently unbanned on good behavior)
how are all you doing
fentmom
i am awake at 5am drinking coffee and zynning out and mass applying for factory and warehouse jobs
fentmom
im pretty ok !!!
fentmom
how are oyu
tea (recently unbanned on good behavior)
im uh... its complicated
tea (recently unbanned on good behavior)
but thats alright i think we kinda got similar vibes going on
>>764455>>764457
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>>764454
>i think
fucking nerd
tea (recently unbanned on good behavior)
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we went over this already
fentmom
>>764454
i think carl was telling me that we're on team carl
fentmom
or something along those lines
tea (recently unbanned on good behavior)
i don't know that that means no i know who twink anon is
fentmom
twink anon was telling me we all exist on a spectrum or something i just really wanted to say team carl
tea (recently unbanned on good behavior)
he's pushing autism on us neurotypicals again
tea (recently unbanned on good behavior)
typical carl
fentmom
carl sometimes reminds me of the perverted yet helpful old man from dragon ball
tea (recently unbanned on good behavior)
like uhhhh roshi?? is that his name
fentmom
yea that guy i was going to say master roshi but i did not want to say his name
tea (recently unbanned on good behavior)
is that roshi i thought roshi was young
selene
HELLO EVERYPONY
selene
I AM OFFICIALLY 26 YEARS OLD
0.3137% laptopbooger!boymodewng
congrats!!!!!!!!!!!!! happy birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
tea (recently unbanned on good behavior)
hi selene have we met before
selene
wha
selene
where
selene
:0
tea (recently unbanned on good behavior)
like here on this website
fentmom
selene is my new amphetamines friend and that is less sinister than it sounds
>>764481
selene
oh yeahhh
selene
what was ur previous name?
selene
i don't remember that much
tea (recently unbanned on good behavior)
i suppose not
fentmom
.play sneaker pimps ten to twenty
fentmom
.play sneaker pimps small town witch
tea (recently unbanned on good behavior)
i didnt have a previous name
tea (recently unbanned on good behavior)
well i did (im transgender) but not on this site
0.3138% laptopbooger!boymodewng
i want to buy a boat
tea (recently unbanned on good behavior)
what kind of boat
0.3139% laptopbooger!boymodewng
big one?
tea (recently unbanned on good behavior)
i mean like a motor boat a sailboat a yacht
0.3140% laptopbooger!boymodewng
that's a really complicated and detailed oriented question. You should do all the research for me and report back which one i should get
>>764494
fentmom
i hate how all these jobs are like gambling industry related
fentmom
i have a license to work in the gambling industry (i was a croupier) i just find that kind of place nasty
fentmom
its all like these mini casinos where people dont even do fun stuff like play blackjack they just put coins into a slot machine and sit there
tea (recently unbanned on good behavior)
>>764490
im??? its literally preference
>>764495
0.3141% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>764494
What
0.3142% laptopbooger!boymodewng
IDK what the difference is
tea (recently unbanned on good behavior)
like when u say u want a boat do you want one with a big sail or one with a motor
0.3143% laptopbooger!boymodewng
I want a boat that goes on the water
tea (recently unbanned on good behavior)
and do you want it more to be a boat or to be like a place to hang out that can float
0.3144% laptopbooger!boymodewng
I want it to be able to be used as an invasion vessel if needed
fentmom
my family lived on a boat for a short while
tea (recently unbanned on good behavior)
ohhh thats awesome alright i will go research now
fentmom
we lived with this other family who have all died except the daughter and now me and my brother call her our cousin
0.3145% laptopbooger!boymodewng
OMG really???
0.3146% laptopbooger!boymodewng
I just saw it on facebook market place
fentmom
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lain from actually found the death note
#ai knowledge cutoff?

knowledge cutoff is sept 2023. can't see past that. no realtime info. knowledge cutoff?
lain from actually found the death note
#ai if your knowledge cutoff is sept 2023 that means you dont know about 9/11 two do you

nice try fed. if your knowledge cutoff is sept 2023 that means you dont know about 9/11 two do you
booger (phone)!boymodewng
haha lain is a fed
fentmom
when i was a kid i wrote a novella that centred around this event called 9/11 Part II
fentmom
it was in a cyber punk universe but i hate cyber punk so it was very sardonic
straw bury
...
booger (phone)!boymodewng
i stg i could say “my family was murdered” and you’d be like omg my family was murderrrd and also so was my entire bloodline
tea (recently unbanned on good behavior)
WHY i just spilled water on my book
fentmom
waht book
lain from actually found the death note
mods i spill my jice
straw bury
is carl gone i will hunt his bitch ass down
fentmom
Carl Is Missing
tea (recently unbanned on good behavior)
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::cry
tea (recently unbanned on good behavior)
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::sob
booger (phone)!boymodewng
haha wrong picture idiot
>>764525
booger (phone)!boymodewng
right picture now
tea (recently unbanned on good behavior)
#ai i just spilled water on my book what do i do what do i do

quick, blot it with a dry towel, don't rub. press gently to soak up the water, then let it air-dry by standing it upright with pages fanned out. if it's pretty soaked, you can put paper towels between the pages. keep it in a well-ventilated area, and maybe stick it near a fan but not too close. avoid heat like a hairdryer—it can warp the pages. be patient, and hopefully it'll dry without too much damage. i just spilled water on my book what do i do what do i do
booger (phone)!boymodewng
pour more water on it to stop the water from getting comfortable
fentmom
yeah just put it in the airing cupboard thats what i did
tea (recently unbanned on good behavior)
wait i think i have uhh my dessicator still
fentmom
if you dont mind warping the pages
tea (recently unbanned on good behavior)
just kidding obviously not
booger (phone)!boymodewng
>>764534
no i mean isn’t it like weren’t you 20 when that game came out
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