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Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I rewatched Madagascar earlier this night
rosie
srry thinking about yuri to o much
>>766963
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I think, my doormat obsessions are peaking again
>>766980
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Doormat? Dormant
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Idk laying low
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Fuck
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I hate this language
sæкі
aw
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Saeki it's "dormant" right
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dormant is like unawoken
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I mean like laying low atm
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doormat is mat outside a door
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Anyways, sleeper agent
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dormant
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>766971
Libs when they pol or something
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Pols aren't very lib afaik
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Except Fent ofc
fentmom
The Emoji Movie
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I look away FOR ONE SECOND and I get Emoji Movie jumpscare
fentmom
my brother once themed his fantasy american football team off this guy who JO'd at the emoji movie
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
You know as I kid I didn't really wonder why they look different and now it turns out they were THREE different bilogical species
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
PETER GRIFFIN
anon
hehehehehe louis remember the time
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
How does a ring-tailed lemur, an aye-aye and Goodman's mouse lemur co-exist? Idk
fentmom
>>766988
my brother used a pfp of this guy who JO'd at the emoji movie as his fantasy football teams pfp
>>766992>>766993
fentmom
the perp is fat i am skinny
fentmom
i dont look like peter
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
You still jork it, I know
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
MYDVD - E VIDEO_TS_20250807_045736.650.jpg
This isn't related to picrel but in the Madagascar game (the first one) the developers keep gaslighting us the players that Private was the one fishing but real Private appears in Penguin Mutiny and he looks like like he's supposed to but then they decide to gaslight us again but making all penguins share the same model. I don't have screens as a proof but I'm gonna try to frab them
straw bury
im gonna have to get used to it at some point i ate way too much
sæкі
no
sæкі
i will bonk u n take care of n make u not do that smh
straw bury
dawg i literally ate like an entire slice of cake
>>767020
sæкі
>:C
sæкі
thats good
straw bury
that is NOT good lol
sæкі
u need to eat
straw bury
i have eaten but i ate too much
fentmom
good morning strawb
straw bury
heye fente :3
sæкі
u need to eat more to help ur hrt
>>767016
fentmom
the vc last night was joakes
sæкі
but heya
fentmom
she is wise like an aunt
straw bury
its just that im kinda fat
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>767005
>just a slice of cake
Unless you're anorexic
sæкі
u are not at all
sæкі
u might think so, but ur not
straw bury
i dont even mind puking that much
sæкі
stop
straw bury
it will be fine
sæкі
no doing it
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
She's not wrong tho
straw bury
exactly
sæкі
occupy urself
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I used to feel genuine relief when I vomited the first time because of allerfy
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
So it's not that bad
straw bury
yeah i just feel gross after eating that much
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Unless it's drunken vomiting, that sucks
sæкі
this is different
sæкі
u still cant do that n have to get used to n control how u go about things to not trigger those urges best chu can
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Especially after I put so much effort into mixing two different boozes inside me
>>767039
sæкі
but giving in is only gonna make u feel the need or thought to do it more
>>767041
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Of Cosmopolitan and cheap korean liquir
straw bury
>>767038
what do u mean give in im doing this of my own volition
sæкі
giving into the thoughts that want you to do it
sæкі
its bad for you
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I'm still young I gotta use this body while it works (somewhat)
rosie
okay im gonna sperg out rq
>>767052
straw bury
>>767045
kinda feel like im gonna puke anyway food is starting to look more and more disgusting
rosie
so like
sæкі
if you have to, thats okay, but purging isnt the answer to this stuff and i say this as someone who has done it a lot
rosie
wait
straw bury
i know in the future i will just not eat anything instead
>>767053>>767056
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>767046
Rad queer?
sæкі
making u eat
sæкі
hmph
fentmom
>>767051
its not good to give into these thoughts or subject others to it, not that i am telling you off but i know you wouldnt want to hurt others. you gotta keep your morale up and do things that make you feel happy and good about yourself
>>767059
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Humans are not advanced enough to consume sunlight like plants (yet)
fentmom
this is middle class white person advise and please tell me if its annoying to hear this but do you have any means of like seeing a therapist about this
>>767067
sæкі
still reach out to people if u need to though but dont let self overwhelmingly entertain the thoughts
rosie
yknow the experience of shitty older guys treating you differently from other guys because ur a sperg
>>767071
fentmom
because a lot of this sounds like you dont have a lot of control over your life
sæкі
even if u feel like its what u want
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Who does
straw bury
>>767060
i do have a therapist but hes bullshit
rosie
so they dont talk to you like a peer
sæкі
maybe try and ask ur provider if theres any other available
rosie
and like
fentmom
>>767063
yes i hate the dog treatment, so much that i hyperfixated on acting like a normie to avoid being the autistic doggy who is either a silly puppy or might bite you
straw bury
there r no good therapists
>>767073
sæкі
theres ones that u can at least get along better with
sæкі
or get something out of
fentmom
yeah im gonna be real it sounds like you might prefer a female therapist and you would get more results out of that. dont be afraid to ask your parents to arrange that change for you, my stepdad straight up said to me "look would a guy or a woman work better for you, dont feel shy about asking lol"
rosie
okok tbf what is some 40 yr old white lady gonna do with me in therapy
>>767082>>767080
sæкі
yeh
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>767077
Ask freudian questians
rosie
i do think the mental health system is fake and gay
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>>767077
a lot of them are much younger
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Don't doctors have the longest requred education
sæкі
and it can be more personal than the systemitized type ones if u find one
straw bury
idk i sort of just feel bad for bringing it up now cuz i realize now that saeki went thru something similar
>>767090
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Like 5 years at least
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Or 6
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isoki
straw bury
ill just drop the whole thing
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nu isalr
sæкі
i just like
sæкі
from like 13-18 or 19 i did basically the same n probably weighed 100 lbs for most of it
sæкі
but im oki now, u can feel free to reach out if chu need in those times bwa
fentmom
i mean it sounds like saeki would be ok to talk with you about it on discord
sæкі
ye, on ele probably though
fentmom
oh yeah i fur-got about that
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
You "fur-goat"?
fentmom
fur goat
fentmom
ok im gonna have to start using that one
sæкі
furry go!
fentmom
i fur-goat :goatemoji:
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Freaking furries, man...
fentmom
randal you are like closet furry coded
sæкі
heh
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I'm so tired of being coded, I'm not Fortran
fentmom
fortran
fentmom
1 sec
sæкі
hehe
sæкі
luv thst
sæкі
that pic teehee
sæкі
eepy
fentmom
fortran one of my classic comfort characters as a 12 year old sperg
straw bury
glee gloo
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play reel 2 real
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>767125
The other guy...
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I would kill yiu if you were my brother
fentmom
im the keeper of sanctity
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hehe
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Cain and Abel bitch
fentmom
we're both british why would you kill me
fentmom
british as in from the isles
fentmom
no more brothers wars
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Brits knife each other all the time
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
*minor disagreement*
fentmom
true my own brother did pull a knife out on me once
fentmom
it wasnt used in the ensuring scuffle but it was present
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
But then bobbies came and asked for loisence
fentmom
bobbies from fear and hunger 2
fentmom
yes the bobbies did get involved it was really stupid tbh
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
You really are like Randal
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>767129
I have this VN installed, haven't played it yet
>>767148
sæкі
i need need to play more steins gate
sæкі
also lemme do my bi monthly check to see if akonit came out
>>767157
straw bury
i neeeeeeeed pigface to come out i neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed
fentmom
yes i like facts
fentmom
ya i know this from being a victoria 2 gamer
sæкі
nope no updates
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Well it's actually burger with an umlaut but still
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Burger War
straw bury
idk what akonit is but i do the same with about 20 other games
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Ah yes, London simulator
straw bury
daily commute in birmingham:
fentmom
randal the levels of nutritional deprivation in london have gotten to the point a lot of people just do look like goblins
>>767167
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play happiest man in birmingham
fentmom
one time at this bullshit speech about "business ideas" i was being loud in the audience to some nigerian uncle so the speaker asked me if i had a Business Idea so off the cusp of my head i lied to him that my name was liam and i told the entire room of like 200 people that i wanted to make Morleys (chicken shop chain) but fortified with vitamins so kids could grow up properly, and i said "fortified like nesquik" too
straw bury
how many goblins have u shanked today fent
>>767177
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>767163
Either goblins or Barry, aged 53
straw bury
god bless david szymanski
fentmom
the joke partly being nestle has an awful conduct in third world countries concerning foods vital for childhood growth
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Nestle are literally Hitler
fentmom
anyway the entire room clapped including my teacher who knew i was BSing and someone said "man like liam"
straw bury
and here is northern idaho simulator
fentmom
>>767166
none theyre all fackhin grasses now
fentmom
i want to show randal this british prison movie but its violent and i cant play the clips here
fentmom
well i can it just wouldnt be nice and comfy !
fentmom
barrys a name id give to me dog
fentmom
oroight bazza
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
You name dogs Barries? Shame
fentmom
i would its a dog name
fentmom
one time my friend said my name was odd so i replied with "garrett is a name id give to a dog i hated" and he was like "wtf" and "why you hate me"
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Something something Lovecraft's cat
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
PEAK LEGENDARY THEME
fentmom
Randal would you join my party if we were in an underground lab full of ghastly ghouls
>>767193
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I don't remember this in DnD 101
fentmom
I have many weapons I could share with you but I want the beretta pistol
straw bury
>>767190
that increases the appeal ngl
lain from not so much computers
did anyone decide on the underground lab full of ghouls leader
fentmom
you pick either me or carl
fentmom
carl has better initial stats but i have the higher ceiling
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Carlos
straw bury
i vote fent
lain from not so much computers
which of you has better problem solving skills
fentmom
its unsure yet
straw bury
i should not find the cultists from butchers creek as endearing as i do
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>767200
Thought this was Jimmy from Mouthwashing
fentmom
this man in the video lives in a world of violence
>>767208
fentmom
is that him screaming at the enemies or the enemies shouting at him
straw bury
>>767206
this is just footage from the northern idaho town of sandpoint
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
It's just like Rake the video game
fentmom
rather novel if hes screaming NGHTHAGHHH WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU at bad guys
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
PEAK LEGENDARY THEME
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Funny how GameFreak keep failing the simplest game making tasks but somehow manage to deliver music all the time
sæкі
eh
lain from not so much computers
hmm i think in a non paranormal situation id pick carl but i feel like you have more experience in sketchball shit which an underground lab full of ghouls would probably be
>>767223>>767217
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play reshiram zekrom theme
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lel
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play ho oh theme
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Me when a robber breaks in at 3AM so i try to scare him away by drawing him pregnant
lain from not so much computers
>>767214
this would depend on if the part was weak or similarly skilled i think
like if there were a lot of members that needed like weird accomodations i think carl would probably juggle them better? im not sure
straw bury
>>767221
kiss me before i taste of puke
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Puke tastes good
sæкі
if u ended up throwing up id kis before n after n help get rid of taste
straw bury
not after :(((((((((((
fentmom
.play gu l drug high
straw bury
a\nyway i am gonna go do it now
fentmom
i added the battle theme
sæкі
nuh
sæкі
occupy urself instead
sæкі
maybe lay down n watch smth
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
What is it with transmascs and Miku
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Hee hee fire feesh
fentmom
ask my heir romeo
fentmom
personally i vibed with the ones who like warrior cats the most
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Hee hee fire feesh
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
You ever feel like chewing your own legs off
sæкі
yeh
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Well too bad *pulls the lever and you fall into a comically large pit*
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Lubby Chudder :D
fentmom
I LOVE
fentmom
RESHIRAM
fentmom
I AM
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I LOOOVE RESHIRAM
fentmom
MARRIED TO RESHIRAM
fentmom
RESHIRAM I LOVE YOU
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
RESHIRAM MY LOVE
fentmom
LUBBY CHUDDER
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
LUBBY CHUDDER
fentmom
LUBBY SHUDDER
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
LUBBY CHUDDER
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
LUBBY CHUDDER
fentmom
LOOOOOOOOOOVE
fentmom
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
SING WITH ME RESHIRAM
fentmom
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE
fentmom
.play justinrpg reshiram
fentmom
the beat in this goes hard
fentmom
me and my blood sibling randalfag are bonding over a shared memory
anon
>>767270
I actually checked out randals friends after you recommended it and it's pretty strange but I don't hate it
>>767273
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oe
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>767271
Well it's better than what most people I recommended told me
>>767275
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Personally I want to start gatekeeping it now
anon
>>767273
It feel like to enjoy it I need a kind of mental illness that I only partially have. Like homestuck or something.
>>767276
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>767275
To me it all made sense when I was on hard drugs
fentmom
captainhowdie writer of ranfren is one of the sexiest men alive
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aw
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Bros n hoes n nonbinary folks
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>767281
That's not a man
anon
>>767281
Looks kinda like the twink in those yaoi comics where the top and the bottom are super exaggerated
lain from not so much computers
>>767287
what a good pic
im gonna miss posting
sæкі
;w;
sæкі
can u not check in from time to time on phone, even ? n do u want/need a PC but just need the money ?
>>767293
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I bet you don't know this Fent but I have his photos printed out and pinned on my wall
>>767296
lain from not so much computers
>>767291
i can i just know i wont be posting much w/out laptop
lain from not so much computers
i could always just save it and probs not get a car idk
sæкі
i could send u one of my 3 gaming laptops of the last 10 yrs
>>767301>>767300
fentmom
what do your parents think of that
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
It's my own flat so they don't mind. THey both seen The Wall and both seem to be fine with it
fentmom
i see
anon
>>767295
Saeki I would legit trade you stuff if you sent me one of them lol
>>767302
lain from not so much computers
>>767295
thats okay i appreciate it
i can afford it im just executive dysfunction
>>767304
anon
>>767302
Alright let me think about what I have that saeki would like
sæкі
having a computer around even if replacing w one thats more restricting would be gud, just getting smth used or stuffs but do whatchu need for self; though i dont think cutting self off from stuff is the best unless u know u need to
>>767309
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
It feels good to be in early 20's and already live alone
>>767310
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Even if I'm jobless
anon
Saeki would you like a Takamine G series?
lain from not so much computers
>>767305
i do still have my thinkpad but its going to be for work i think
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Lucky me for having a rich dad
sæкі
and thasgud at least, was unsure
>>767315
fentmom
would he be interested in adopting a heir
fentmom
i am very skilled and ready to pledge my allegiance to the russian state
lain from not so much computers
>>767312
idk like i dont wanna get rid of my computer but like
i also was supposed to work n i just posted all day lol
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Nah, I don't think he would understand the meme
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awe
sæкі
hm
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Esp. a gender undecided kid
lain from not so much computers
what i really need is STIMULANT DRUGS
>>767322
sæкі
i recommend maybe keeping the computer but setup the thinkpad for work specifically then set it in another room that isnt ur bedroom or stuff
>>767326
fentmom
E
fentmom
DRONE
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Фент, купи мне кокса и быстро, псина сутулая
>>767329>>767330
lain from not so much computers
>>767321
way ahead u
lain from not so much computers
ahead of u*
fentmom
>>767325
i am a cat and coke is an unethical industry. i only buy drugs that came from chinese labs and found their way here through isntreal
>>767337
lain from not so much computers
>>767322
is that at all a viable replacement for like standard pharma amphs
>>767336>>767340
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>767330
No Coca Cola, fuckers stopped importing it
sæкі
heheheh
lain from not so much computers
i feel like it is not
sæкі
yeh
fentmom
>>767331
its like amph + mdma without the lame fake feelings for everyone
>>767338
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>767329
Хау ду ю ду, я по инглиш не шпрехен. Покупай порошок и катись нахуй
>>767344
lain from not so much computers
>>767336
that sounds like a genuine nightmare lmao
fentmom
its My Thing
sæкі
>>767331
for u i heavily do not recommend doing mephedrome
lain from not so much computers
yeah lol i dont think i could handle that i am far too neurotic
sæкі
it can be opi like
sæкі
and also stimulating
fentmom
>>767337
You are talking to me like I am a player character in a Russian Fallout RPG right now
>>767348
lain from not so much computers
if it wouldnt help me get work done i dont want it probably
lain from not so much computers
ill take pretty much anything that can help me get work done so long as it isnt just heroic doses of horrible meth
>>767350
fentmom
This is immersive
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>767344
Короче меченный, я тебя спас и в благородство играть не собираюсь. Выполнишь пару просьб и катись
>>767355
fentmom
I wish I could show you to my Polish friend but he would get scared very easily
>>767352
lain from not so much computers
capitalism dictates i be productive
>>767356
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>767349
I will eat every pole I see
sæкі
yeh
sæкі
ive been so ded but wanna get started n i just curl up n sad
fentmom
>>767348
you need to see your prose in russian translated to english its a sight to see
fentmom
reminds me of some warband mods too
lain from not so much computers
>>767356
the FAA just legalized commercial unmanned aircraft that operates out of line of sight
anon
How hard is it to immigrate to Canada if America goes full nuclear on trans people. I don't want to lose all the pretty women to chase.
lain from not so much computers
>>767356
we're not smashing shit
palantir murder drone swarms are coming for every homeless person and non-white person who walks outside
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Idk just run over the border ig
fentmom
well they sure as hell love indians so tranners seem to be the next wave of people
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