one time at this bullshit speech about "business ideas" i was being loud in the audience to some nigerian uncle so the speaker asked me if i had a Business Idea so off the cusp of my head i lied to him that my name was liam and i told the entire room of like 200 people that i wanted to make Morleys (chicken shop chain) but fortified with vitamins so kids could grow up properly, and i said "fortified like nesquik" too

the joke partly being nestle has an awful conduct in third world countries concerning foods vital for childhood growth

anyway the entire room clapped including my teacher who knew i was BSing and someone said "man like liam"

>>767166
none theyre all fackhin grasses now

i want to show randal this british prison movie but its violent and i cant play the clips here

well i can it just wouldnt be nice and comfy !

barrys a name id give to me dog

oroight bazza

i would its a dog name

one time my friend said my name was odd so i replied with "garrett is a name id give to a dog i hated" and he was like "wtf" and "why you hate me"

Randal would you join my party if we were in an underground lab full of ghastly ghouls

I have many weapons I could share with you but I want the beretta pistol

you pick either me or carl

carl has better initial stats but i have the higher ceiling

its unsure yet

this man in the video lives in a world of violence

is that him screaming at the enemies or the enemies shouting at him

rather novel if hes screaming NGHTHAGHHH WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU at bad guys

>>767214
hell yea

.play gu l drug high

i added the battle theme

ask my heir romeo

personally i vibed with the ones who like warrior cats the most

I LOVE

RESHIRAM

I AM

MARRIED TO RESHIRAM

RESHIRAM I LOVE YOU

LUBBY CHUDDER

LUBBY SHUDDER

LOOOOOOOOOOVE

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE

.play justinrpg reshiram

the beat in this goes hard

me and my blood sibling randalfag are bonding over a shared memory

captainhowdie writer of ranfren is one of the sexiest men alive

>>767292
yes you showed me

what do your parents think of that

i see

>>767306
lucky you

would he be interested in adopting a heir

i am very skilled and ready to pledge my allegiance to the russian state

>>767320
MEPH

E

DRONE

>>767325
i am a cat and coke is an unethical industry. i only buy drugs that came from chinese labs and found their way here through isntreal

>>767331
its like amph + mdma without the lame fake feelings for everyone

its My Thing

>>767337
You are talking to me like I am a player character in a Russian Fallout RPG right now

This is immersive

I wish I could show you to my Polish friend but he would get scared very easily

>>767348
you need to see your prose in russian translated to english its a sight to see

reminds me of some warband mods too

well they sure as hell love indians so tranners seem to be the next wave of people

bc the balls are full of piss

this is elementary, everyone knows this

Piss Heart Boy

my new YA novel

that is what i will do to my final enemy when the day comes that he must be destroyed and have his legacy dirtied

at my brothers show this woman was introduced to me me and my brothers cousin (she is not our cousin) by him and 10 minutes later she was trying to finger my ear

she stopped when i meowed and then did it again 2 more times

yes i told you i am a cat or a fox

its time

.skip (video skipped)

I Love

Reshiram

I am

Married to Reshiram

Reshiram, I love

is this the one about chinese mining in africa

>>767404
my woke commie dad was watching his videos and i told him to stop being complicit in a minstrel show

Love

That is clearly not my intent

We were just supposed to go to Prison and form a Vor gang together

Every one thinks I am some kind of homo gay

people who were sexually awakened by pokemon are beyond demented

Nobody is here to tell you no

Let's fucking rock

>>767424
one of my girlfriends (cis woman) had a thing for shadow

she was 22 years old at the time .

sonic appeals to me bc he protects the environment and espouses a positive message

i like tails too

wdym age restricted

done with this gay world

it walnut let me

click clack the guns coming out

you got 4 seconds you tube

yeah this is like something id see on swfchan when i was 15

i told you ive been a furry for over half my life right

Furry p*rno

You think you can undermine me in front of my men

sorry let me translate that to british which is what we both speak

why the fhack are you ffhacking mugging me off in front of me mates

>>767456
i dont know what to tell you i was a normal person who just had crushes on ty the tasmanian tiger and other ps2 game mascots

play station is the esl console

youre running out of excuses

Sonic

.play sonic CD good ending credits

is it just me or is the wormwatch broken

yes i used to dig holes during community service and my shovel would accidentally slice them in half and i would watch the two halves scurry about

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reminds me slightly of the song that plays in drive when driveman kills hellboy

>>767474
ABH self defense situation against a gypsy in my own house my autistic brother invited in bc he gave him a dog, guy proceeded to store and abuse dogs in my own house and i put up with this for a month bc i was living in another city before i decided to kick his ass outta there

he didnt like getting beaten up by a tranny so he called the cops on me stupidly and they took the dogs away and then he got beaten up again by his boss

Hunter Sexyman Biden

when i took ketamine i was watching joe biden on the tv giving a speech and i was just in this state of what i thought was fear and grief

why were they making this poor old man be the president? who let this happen? when did things slip out of control? why dont i feel safe anymore? where am i going?

>>767498
i wish master chief would just return from finishing the fight and come back to run for president

it would be like obama again

>>767499
why for one day do you simply wish for me to have one day of stumbling around my room tripping over my cats

>>767506
That sounds nice. Let's go to the beach

i became a heartfelt and truly sincere enemy of mpreg memes because my favourite person at the time was transmasc and expressed the wish to have biological children one day

nonetheless hes bpd and autistic he should think twice about having kids

i believe in him though whereever he is

>>767517
yes its a place of beauty and reflection for me

>>767523
You're going to leave me alone again? Leave me here to die alone?

So many of my most loyal followers end up pelting threats at me

I think this is what it means to be a leader

Selfless, unwavering

Also I am 75kg and I know ancient Israeli-Italian American Martial Art Krav Magooba I do not believe you could pull off a stunt like that

youll probably have to relate to trans women in the sense that you give them the idea you somewhat wish you were feminine or whatever yourself

but i think thats a fragile premise

trans partners ive had have always been like "lets get u on the e!!!!!!!!!"

i think if i stayed with these people they would realise i wasnt a project to get on estrogen or whatever and maybe it would all unravel

maybe im being cynical about relationships

im grooving

im loving this early 2000s racing game for the PC music (i mean this affectionately)

omg its the

breakdancing cat

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im here to help