bc the balls are full of piss

this is elementary, everyone knows this

Piss Heart Boy

my new YA novel

that is what i will do to my final enemy when the day comes that he must be destroyed and have his legacy dirtied

at my brothers show this woman was introduced to me me and my brothers cousin (she is not our cousin) by him and 10 minutes later she was trying to finger my ear

she stopped when i meowed and then did it again 2 more times

yes i told you i am a cat or a fox

its time

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I Love

Reshiram

I am

Married to Reshiram

Reshiram, I love

is this the one about chinese mining in africa

>>767404
my woke commie dad was watching his videos and i told him to stop being complicit in a minstrel show

Love

That is clearly not my intent

We were just supposed to go to Prison and form a Vor gang together

Every one thinks I am some kind of homo gay

people who were sexually awakened by pokemon are beyond demented

Nobody is here to tell you no

Let's fucking rock

>>767424
one of my girlfriends (cis woman) had a thing for shadow

she was 22 years old at the time .

sonic appeals to me bc he protects the environment and espouses a positive message

i like tails too

wdym age restricted

done with this gay world

it walnut let me

click clack the guns coming out

you got 4 seconds you tube

yeah this is like something id see on swfchan when i was 15

i told you ive been a furry for over half my life right

Furry p*rno

You think you can undermine me in front of my men

sorry let me translate that to british which is what we both speak

why the fhack are you ffhacking mugging me off in front of me mates

>>767456
i dont know what to tell you i was a normal person who just had crushes on ty the tasmanian tiger and other ps2 game mascots

play station is the esl console

youre running out of excuses

Sonic

.play sonic CD good ending credits

is it just me or is the wormwatch broken

yes i used to dig holes during community service and my shovel would accidentally slice them in half and i would watch the two halves scurry about

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reminds me slightly of the song that plays in drive when driveman kills hellboy

>>767474
ABH self defense situation against a gypsy in my own house my autistic brother invited in bc he gave him a dog, guy proceeded to store and abuse dogs in my own house and i put up with this for a month bc i was living in another city before i decided to kick his ass outta there

he didnt like getting beaten up by a tranny so he called the cops on me stupidly and they took the dogs away and then he got beaten up again by his boss

Hunter Sexyman Biden

when i took ketamine i was watching joe biden on the tv giving a speech and i was just in this state of what i thought was fear and grief

why were they making this poor old man be the president? who let this happen? when did things slip out of control? why dont i feel safe anymore? where am i going?

>>767498
i wish master chief would just return from finishing the fight and come back to run for president

it would be like obama again

>>767499
why for one day do you simply wish for me to have one day of stumbling around my room tripping over my cats

>>767506
That sounds nice. Let's go to the beach

i became a heartfelt and truly sincere enemy of mpreg memes because my favourite person at the time was transmasc and expressed the wish to have biological children one day

nonetheless hes bpd and autistic he should think twice about having kids

i believe in him though whereever he is

>>767517
yes its a place of beauty and reflection for me

>>767523
You're going to leave me alone again? Leave me here to die alone?

So many of my most loyal followers end up pelting threats at me

I think this is what it means to be a leader

Selfless, unwavering

Also I am 75kg and I know ancient Israeli-Italian American Martial Art Krav Magooba I do not believe you could pull off a stunt like that

youll probably have to relate to trans women in the sense that you give them the idea you somewhat wish you were feminine or whatever yourself

but i think thats a fragile premise

trans partners ive had have always been like "lets get u on the e!!!!!!!!!"

i think if i stayed with these people they would realise i wasnt a project to get on estrogen or whatever and maybe it would all unravel

maybe im being cynical about relationships

im grooving

im loving this early 2000s racing game for the PC music (i mean this affectionately)

omg its the

breakdancing cat

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im here to help

>>767580
hey but i like wearing my jeans high waist

its a pain finding vintage black skinny jeans that are both high waist and show off my ass though to tuck my shirts into

and lately ive been wanting something lowrise as well

>>767612
yay!!! gj!!!

take that eighty down to william hill and turn it into 350 i say

>>767632
lolz

im a size 32 and im struggling with these 33s rn

uhhh lemme translate to american

ok all you need to know is that i saw a post on twitter saying "if he wears 32 sized jeans hes a whore"

i am not a whore but it was nice to hear my fans say that

saeki you're so 2000s coded

i love it

which is weird cuz i think you're younger than me??

i am not huge !! i am lithe !!!

ouugh .. euguhhh ...

i mean i wear mens jeans

lady jeans have no pockets

i luv my outfits

one day i want a tailored suit

.play mount kimbie carbonated

for some reason i can still eat all i want and i still got abs or at least a good looking stomach

im pushing 30 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

shit yeah you put it into fur-spective there

oops i put on mount kimbie when saeki already did

saeki this was one of my favourite songs as like a young teen

reminds me of walking around london at night a lot

.play burial in mcdonalds

.play mount kimbie mayor

i recognise some of these streets

i went there with my friend the other day omg

the one who is going to hell

i went across that bridge with my gf at the time

thats the shard

thats west london

kingston ways

>>767729
im going to hell to fuck the devil

comfiest place on the bus

yeah ive been there although i dont remember where it was

this is like

so misfits/skins coded

misfits was such a great show man

.play basement jaxxx jus 1 kiss

hehe

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im obsessed with this song

going into mcdonalds ... to sit alone ... and drink coffee ... so tired of fake people ... fake people blowing up my phone and ting ... im going to turn my phone off... be alone with myself... in mcdonalds ... with my coffee and cold big mac .... so much fakeness cuz

>>767751
the thoughts i project onto this song

and the album cover

there was a burial interview where he spoke about being alone in mcdonalds and going on night bus rides to escape Fake People whatever he meant by that

i put basement jaxx on bc i hooked up with someone who sung for them

HiHiHiHi

oh thats like a laugh

like an ESL laugh if that makes sense