>>770192
Yeah I think that it would be fun watching you get fucked tbh

>>770196
You'd make a good pet, so at least you can take enjoyment in that

>>770202
My dad has a foot fetish

>>770207
NO D: he might have a foot fetish but he's nice!!

>>770211
You know you'd like it

>>770214
Wish I was there to show you how

>>770221
You would be a good service top, but really you should be the one getting service topped while you are all lazy and cute

>>770229
Hello, I like to do that yes

>>770232
WHO ADDED THIS!!!

>>770226
I think that you would be plenty ready if I was (redacted)

>>770242
I know autism speaks is like supposed to be fucked up or something

>>770243
straw girl if you are here right now, just know that my men are currently encroaching on your kingdom and soon your whole empire will crumble and I will take you as my wife

>>770258
You fool, your special forces have all been captured

>>770273
Once again, need I reference the many mindbreak hentai where this exact scenario plays out?

>>770314
Your msg went through, how did you know it was me!!! Also idk if my message went through

>>770320
The NFT meme is done for

>>770325
AAH I see what you meant, probably best to do it through twitter and get into one of the gay porn cliques there

>>770328
That is a bad idea

I don't look down on the work, but at the same time, I have known alot of prostitutes and they are not doing well at all

>>770335
If you were ever caught between having to fuck people for a living or being fucked over, I'd rather let you crash in my apartment before you have to do that

Just letting you know if it was ever an absolute emergency, and I mean like a proper emergency like you are going to be sleeping on park benches type deal, I'd let someone crash on my couch from here

But I'd expect you to try to get a job and try to find a proper place, and I'll say Baton Rouge is a hellhole too

>>770381
That's actually very good, I am proud of you Randal

You seem like you are sort of getting into a good place

I'm a total dickhead of a roommate so I am not the best to live with lol, also you'd have to be sleeping in my room that really is my gym/sex dungeon which might be awkward lol

But if it was an emergency, I like would let people crash here, there is also a place nearby that is a fantastic 1 bedroom for 700 a month

Also the gas station nearby is hiring and also if you were ambitious there is a fuckload of tech and oil and gas work in Baton Rouge now

But again this offer is contingent on it being an emergency

Anyway enough about that

Are we watching MLP right now still?

Guh

Strawgirl, do you wish to chak out or maybe play something tonight?

>>770406
You really do

One of the BBW's that I used to chill with is going to be visiting in town once the amtrak line from Mobile gets laid

My precious black BBW

>>770424
lain you should let me cook for you

If we were married I would love to cook for you

>>770433
lmao

That's what I was thinking internall but I can't legitimize the FAKE name

>>770432
I'd make you sit on the counter and watch while I cook

>>770439
I used to work in the restaurant industry

>>770446
Do you have any dietary restrictions?

I like making steak au poivre and scalloped potatoes

>>770451
Do you like lighter foods or heavier foods?

>>770459
THAT"S NOT MY NAME!!!!

>>770490
I've revealed them before

Actually literally to you too when I got them painted

>>770499
I told you my nails were jacked up normally

>>770524
my desktop background?

>>770527
lain

>>770529
Ye I was reading it for a giggle

It's basically a troll book

There is no world where you can do lysergic chemistry with a coffee filter and a handful of random high school chem shit

>>770541
My feet are jacked up

I have only three insecurities, my feet, my voice, and my CIRCUMCISION

>>770552
Catholic, that's the worst part, we are not supposed to be cut

>>770556
hm?

>>770566
I posted a picture of my cock

>>770568
No just my fingers

But you can do the ring finger index finger analysis to detect the level of fetal testosterone transfer in order to get a vague estimate

That's literally what it is, if your ring is longer than your index that indicates more fetal test which means HUGE wiener or smthn