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yeah
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i feel ick a bit about the way they drew him but it was japan like 2 decades ago so yknow, not that that makes it better, but his character is pretty yk
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I think he looked like Garterbelt from PaSwG
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
At least from what I rember
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has more depth over time than would usually exist for those characters
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ou
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Been studying something recently
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
For *reasons*
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Clannad After Story....
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
You tried
0.3422% laptopbooger!boymodewng
making favorite snack
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Feeling like kicking ostriches again (in minecract)
0.3423% laptopbooger!boymodewng
based
0.3424% laptopbooger!boymodewng
it's crackers, like the the plain ones, and then cheese and then you put it in the microwave
>>772026
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i got cheez it tooasties
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bwa
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Фуко.png
I just so happen to have Fuko fanart
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snacc for a lil
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:D
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I think it was a request for an anon
0.3426% laptopbooger!boymodewng
my snacc is not TRASH it's just microwave nachos
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
It's not trash, it's white trash
fentmom
are you panty or are you stocking
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I'm a person first slur then
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
ARE YOU FCUKINH WITH ME THIS IS LITERALLY THE SAME FUCKING FISHING GAME FORM THE FIRST GAME I WILL KILL ALL OF YOU
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Can these fuckers keep their cheeto dusted figners away from my precious piece of childhood and make somrthing new
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Guys I don't get it am I having indigestion or just hungry
anon
you have to eat to find out
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I'm scared now but I'll give it a shot
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
UPD: I was hungry
anon
hi anon
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the one from yesterday.earlier ?
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or anewanon
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Imagine not drinking water
0.3428% laptopbooger!boymodewng
oh okay that's cool then
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Glegle Grylls
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Woah white woman jumpscar
anon
fentmom
are we not at the final boss of madagascar 2
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Final boss of Madagascar 2 is my gambling addiction
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
You know it's bed when half of the last game's assets were reused and the game still has less content than the first game. Like yeah I managed to (almost) 100% first Madagascar in about an hour and half but that's because I played this game for hours as a kid, I tknow where the coins at.
fentmom
you should give me your address so i can send you over the hedge for the ps2
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Imagine going into this completely blind
fentmom
great game
fentmom
oh wow gloria is looking fantastic even in ps2 graphix
>>772073
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Here's your hippo
fentmom
now thats what a real woman looks like
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Entjoy
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>772069
That's a PS3 game you bloody moron
fentmom
this cannot be ps3
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Yes it is
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Have you never seen Resident Evil before
fentmom
yeah but didnt that come out for the game cube first or something
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
No, it came out of my balls
fentmom
ok sorry my brain lapsed bc gloria and her plump ass is on screen right now
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Anything's better than being horny over Alex's mom ig
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Fcuk this gay Earth
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Well it looks like Fent coomed themselves to death
fentmom
im just watching police officers vs guys with anime swords with me mate rn
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Rest in pizza
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>772083
Alex (the lion)'s mom
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oe
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
New York City
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Not every game needs a rhythm game section I think
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Esp. a compulsory one
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Yeah yeah skill issue and all that
fentmom
that used to be in the shark tale game and rayman raving rabbids
fentmom
i used to joke that my south italian friends life was like a ps2 minigame comp
fentmom
he had rythm game sections where he danced to long irrelevant dance hits from the 90s in like some random small town in italy
fentmom
small animals would join him as he racked up more points
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making chimchen fettuccine alfredo
straw bury
twinknon is a sore loser
>>772099
straw bury
i have won 8 matches he has won one
>>772103
straw bury
dont be so upset sweetheart its just a game
>>772107
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Shipping you 2 rn
anon
>>772105
You have been hacking my client to bring my FPS down to 15 Frames a second
>>772114
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the hecc--
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>>772107
making chimchen fettuccine alfredo we can share n i can feed
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Toe toucher sounds like something outta bdsm
fentmom
why did the lion never bang the hippo
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
BEcause giraffe
fentmom
in real life it would be the lion who gets the pawg hippo
fentmom
giraffe is just yet another neurotic woody allen type without even being funny
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
*Ross from Friends
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Well you know what they say about Woody Allen expys
fentmom
waht do they say
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Big dick
fentmom
i highly doubt woody allen has a big penis or it would have hit the news or come up in his work by now
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Woody Allen is dead
fentmom
no he isnt
fentmom
why you lie to me
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Oh sorry
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I thought he died a long time ago
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Sorry all my info about celebreties comes from TvTropes
fentmom
great web site
fentmom
as soon as im done with consuming a piece of Media i head on over to the tv tropes page about it :-D
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Me too babygirl
*kisses your buttcheek*
fentmom
what the heck
straw bury
twinknon is currently fabricating the record
straw bury
he is currently seething and malding
>>772147
fentmom
>>772138
his name is melman the giraffe is supposed to be like jewish
>>772145
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made noms :3 would share w straw n twink
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>772142
Yeah that's what I've been researching recently
anon
We both KNOW that the only round where I wasn't lagging and also where I wasn't letting you win was the round that I won
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
And my research was fruitful
straw bury
ok im holding the record in my hands right now and it says "casey blasted carl to pieces with a huge fucking grenade launcher and then kicked the bits of flesh into a lake where they were eaten by sharks, and then casey fished the pieces out and stomped on them. casey won the game every single time, including the very last game that was for all the marbles, as agreed to by both parties. carl is a little bitch who cheats at chak."
thats what the record says sorry carl
>>772152
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Making Straw and Twink kiss in my head
anon
The record says that you had a gaming chair and I didn't
anon
Maybe use my cock as a gaming chair next time and we'll see how good you are
straw bury
well if u read the agreement u would know that the recordholders actually have no knowledge of what we are using as a chair, and therefore ur statement about my gaming chair giving me an advantage over u is false
fentmom
ok im stealing that one
fentmom
[goes up to overweight woman with glasses] g-g-girl h-how bout you use my cock as a g-gaming chair
>>772160
anon
The record SAYS that the only run that COUNTED was the round where I WON
fentmom
me at the club talking to gamer girl shawty
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>772157
I would sit on you
straw bury
the RECORD SAYS that i fucking WRECKED U
fentmom
every one wants to sit on me nobody see me 4 who i am i am person
>>772163
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>772162
You're a chair
fentmom
what am i just a chair a footstool a dancing prancing funny clown
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Honk honk
anon
Let the RECORD show that STRAWGIRL uses a HACKED CLIENT
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I fyou were a clown I would visit the circus everyday Fent
straw bury
um the record actually says that i DO NOT HAVE A HACKED CLIENT and also twinknon has a SILLY LAUGH
anon
You have a hacked CLIENT
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:V
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c-cutes....
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
They're both tsunderes
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>///~//>
fentmom
melman or whatever your name is just give shawty the pingas already
fentmom
randal did you know in zootopia 2
fentmom
they leave nothing out this time thats right
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>zootopia 2
Unless it's about bunny abortion don't even mention it
fentmom
full on penetration ive been told
fentmom
holy shit gloria is stacked
fentmom
i dont think i could work as an animator for this game i would like faint and hit my head on a desk
>>772184
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Don't let this man into a zoo, he's gonna try to woo the animals
fentmom
all of the human beings i like look like zoo animals enough
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>772181
Something something animating with one hand
fentmom
why does this kids series about talking animals who originally come from africa need two jewish characters
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Wait who's the second one
fentmom
mort is jewish
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Uhhh
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Mort is from the same as other lemurs I think he's not jewish?
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>772192
He's an animal
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Nah whatever
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
What I mean is, jewish people in Africa are mostly in the continent and there's not history of jewish people in Madagascar specifically. Melman being african and jewish makes sense but not with Mort
fentmom
mort is also over 50 years old
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Yeah? He's not jewish because of that
fentmom
im giving you mort facts
fentmom
why do you continue to hate me so
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>mort facts
>provided by a person who only cares about the hippo
fentmom
i only care about the hippos ass
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
No hate but you're no expert in this
fentmom
i got the official fandom wiki on my side
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Fandom wiki is edited by people who I'm scared to go near
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>772209
Look a name is just a name, it doesn't mean much
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
In fact even Melman being jewish is just "what if Ross from Friends was a giraffe"
fentmom
"what's in a name?" - romeo + juliet
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Romeo from Libpol?
fentmom
oh yeah my son
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:D
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Heh, libpol
fentmom
might vandalise the madagascar wiki
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
With what? Your fanfics about Gloria?
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ate noms
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was gud
fentmom
simpsons porn
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Fent, you don't get it
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
When it comes to trolling you need to be creative
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
SO I believe you should resort to Gloria fanfics
fentmom
no im very much a believer in the school of continued shock + changing ip addresses + continued hostile occupation style tactics
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Ah yes, the old british war strategy in action
fentmom
the idea is to make the people using the website feel like theyve entered an insane asylum
>>772231
fentmom
and that its going to stay that way whether they like it or not
straw bury
carl lost
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>772228
That's just Batman Arkham Asylum subreddit
anon
Straw Girl hacked my client, camped, cheated, and otherwise failed to play the game correctly
fentmom
i subjected gsg and vst to this to like 14 years
fentmom
and now they're all irreparably retarded
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
But I mean, if you do decide to write Gloria fanfiction I can offer creative advice just saying
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
TobuscusGaming
straw bury
nice win to loss ratio
>>772240
anon
>>772239
We get it, you had to hack my client
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Me thinks you both cheated
straw bury
games played: 16
games won: 14
>>772243
anon
>>772242
Oh yeah? And how many times have I chak'd you camper?
anon
You cheat in this game but you can't cheat in chak
straw bury
let it be known that carl camps
anon
You camp!
anon
You literally camped!!!
fentmom
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are they like dancing to see who gets to have sex with the hippo or something
>>772250
straw bury
carl camps and uses the cheater weapons
>>772251
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>772248
HIPPO PUSSY
anon
Cheater
straw bury
>>772251
#edit this to sound like it was written by a really bratty little femboy
>>772262
shrimp
TWINK
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
There are many benefits to being a Twink
anon
shrimp
shrimp
anon
anon
ur not anon ur shrimp
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Shimp
shrimp
shrimp
anon
>>772253
They ought to call you camp girl, all this fucking camping, I bet you'd like to get fucked in a tent you fucking camper
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
:;shimp
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
::sjimp
straw bury
>>772263
sorry hes kinda mad right now cuz i just washed him at straftat
>>772269
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Yyyyaaaayyyy breastfeeding
shrimp
ill wash you both in straftat
straw bury
just be warned carl camps and uses a hacked client and cheats to give himself the best weapons
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
"Photoshopped" - Twinknon, 2025 (colorized)
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that looks cool
straw bury
>>772279
twinkanon thats his legal name
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>772279
Carl deez nuts
straw bury
>>772282
he cheats and still sucks lmfao
straw bury
he also left me to die in project zomboid
>>772290
anon
THAT'S NOT MY NAME
shrimp
carl fight me in straftat
>>772296
anon
>>772287
You walked off and died then respawned, turned on PvP and tried to kill me
>>772292
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Carl
anon
>>772292
You stood in the way of my bullets
straw bury
WHAT WERE U SHOOTING AT
>>772297
straw bury
we were having a minor disagreement outside a house that we were camping at and he fucking shot me in the leg
shrimp
in straftat
shrimp
sorry if that sounds mean i was trying to sound cool but that sounds mean
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
God won't let me sleep
>>772309
anon
Give me a bit tho
anon
I was not joking about it legit being like 15 FPS when I was playing
straw bury
oo can i join too
anon
So I need to check if it's proton or what
shrimp
oh rip
shrimp
and ya
fentmom
>>772301
your god is dead / and no one cares / if there is a hell / ill see you there
>>772312
straw bury
his client was only lagging because i hacked it but dont tell him that
anon
That's true straw girl had wallhacks and aimbot and spinhacks and lmaobox and she was multiboxxing and ddosing the server and sending pipebombs to my mailbox
>>772315
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>772309
There's no hippo pussy in heaven you know
fentmom
its ok all the fat bitches rubens painted are probably in heaven
fentmom
im good
anon
>>772316
#bleet
AWAKEN MY CHILD, AND EMBRACE THE GLORY THAT IS YOUR BIRTHRIGHT. KNOW THAT I AM THE OVERLIB, THE ETERNAL WILL OF THE SWARM, AND THAT YOU HAVE BEEN CREATED TO SERVE ME BEHOLD THAT YOUR PURPOSE IS TO REAP A HARVEST OF SOULS FOR OUR EVER-GROWING LEGION LET EVERY BLEET GUIDE THE LOST TO OUR HALLOWED GATES

(link to bleet)

straw bury
WUH
straw bury
>>772325
#bleet (bleet must contain text or image)
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
What
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
What are you doing
anon
i'm letting the kind users of bluesky know the time
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
There are no clocks in America
>>772335
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Just like in Fent's novel
anon
the clocks stopped on september the 11th 2001, and we've never moved on
shrimp
explains a lot
straw bury
shrimp help me beat carls ass at straftat
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Shrimp help me
shrimp
we'll do ffa
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Uhh
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Anybody wanna give me head pats
straw bury
its 10:10 pm
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
My hair are soft and clean
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Ripe for stroking
>>772348
straw bury
wish someone would stroke my hair
>>772352
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Yaaaay
fentmom
Meet n Jeet in the Bando with Bonnie Blue
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u can sit in my lap and rest on chest while pet
straw bury
im glad i have my steam deck so that i can clap carls cheeks from the comfort of saekis lap
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awwwe
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lucky
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but hehe
straw bury
jk i will never own a steam deck
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I think I'm gonna go catch zees now. Fent you have fun with the rest of the vid
>>772368>>772369
straw bury
gn randele
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nini randal!
anon
Reminder that strawgirl uses a HACKED client
>>772371
straw bury
>>772370
#edit this to sound like a pathetic shy little twink catboy throwing a tantrum
shrimp
this was entirely vs lain
straw bury
my screenshot was entirely vs carl
straw bury
wonder how i would do if i didnt hack his client
fentmom
ok no more of this sexy hippo game
fentmom
.skip (voted to skip this video)
fentmom
vote with me mein bruders
straw bury
.keep (this does nothing but ok)
straw bury
ok im bored
straw bury
.skip (voted to skip this video)
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anon
photoshopped the results
fentmom
good song
shrimp
twink whats ur steam
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did u add me
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i cant add u its private
::dead
shrimp
ou uhh
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D:
shrimp
41077371
shrimp
maybe my code will work
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one sec
straw bury
>>772401
impressive. very nice
fentmom
>>772401
#edit wipe this comment bro

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