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Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>772209
Look a name is just a name, it doesn't mean much
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
In fact even Melman being jewish is just "what if Ross from Friends was a giraffe"
fentmom
"what's in a name?" - romeo + juliet
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Romeo from Libpol?
fentmom
oh yeah my son
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:D
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Heh, libpol
fentmom
might vandalise the madagascar wiki
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
With what? Your fanfics about Gloria?
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ate noms
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was gud
fentmom
simpsons porn
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Fent, you don't get it
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
When it comes to trolling you need to be creative
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
SO I believe you should resort to Gloria fanfics
fentmom
no im very much a believer in the school of continued shock + changing ip addresses + continued hostile occupation style tactics
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Ah yes, the old british war strategy in action
fentmom
the idea is to make the people using the website feel like theyve entered an insane asylum
>>772231
fentmom
and that its going to stay that way whether they like it or not
straw bury
carl lost
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>772228
That's just Batman Arkham Asylum subreddit
anon
Straw Girl hacked my client, camped, cheated, and otherwise failed to play the game correctly
fentmom
i subjected gsg and vst to this to like 14 years
fentmom
and now they're all irreparably retarded
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
But I mean, if you do decide to write Gloria fanfiction I can offer creative advice just saying
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
TobuscusGaming
straw bury
nice win to loss ratio
>>772240
anon
>>772239
We get it, you had to hack my client
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Me thinks you both cheated
straw bury
games played: 16
games won: 14
>>772243
anon
>>772242
Oh yeah? And how many times have I chak'd you camper?
anon
You cheat in this game but you can't cheat in chak
straw bury
let it be known that carl camps
anon
You camp!
anon
You literally camped!!!
fentmom
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are they like dancing to see who gets to have sex with the hippo or something
>>772250
straw bury
carl camps and uses the cheater weapons
>>772251
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>772248
HIPPO PUSSY
anon
Cheater
straw bury
>>772251
#edit this to sound like it was written by a really bratty little femboy
>>772262
shrimp
TWINK
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
There are many benefits to being a Twink
anon
shrimp
shrimp
anon
anon
ur not anon ur shrimp
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Shimp
shrimp
shrimp
anon
>>772253
They ought to call you camp girl, all this fucking camping, I bet you'd like to get fucked in a tent you fucking camper
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
:;shimp
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
::sjimp
straw bury
>>772263
sorry hes kinda mad right now cuz i just washed him at straftat
>>772269
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Yyyyaaaayyyy breastfeeding
shrimp
ill wash you both in straftat
straw bury
just be warned carl camps and uses a hacked client and cheats to give himself the best weapons
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
"Photoshopped" - Twinknon, 2025 (colorized)
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that looks cool
straw bury
>>772279
twinkanon thats his legal name
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>772279
Carl deez nuts
straw bury
>>772282
he cheats and still sucks lmfao
straw bury
he also left me to die in project zomboid
>>772290
anon
THAT'S NOT MY NAME
shrimp
carl fight me in straftat
>>772296
anon
>>772287
You walked off and died then respawned, turned on PvP and tried to kill me
>>772292
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Carl
anon
>>772292
You stood in the way of my bullets
straw bury
WHAT WERE U SHOOTING AT
>>772297
straw bury
we were having a minor disagreement outside a house that we were camping at and he fucking shot me in the leg
shrimp
in straftat
shrimp
sorry if that sounds mean i was trying to sound cool but that sounds mean
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
God won't let me sleep
>>772309
anon
Give me a bit tho
anon
I was not joking about it legit being like 15 FPS when I was playing
straw bury
oo can i join too
anon
So I need to check if it's proton or what
shrimp
oh rip
shrimp
and ya
fentmom
>>772301
your god is dead / and no one cares / if there is a hell / ill see you there
>>772312
straw bury
his client was only lagging because i hacked it but dont tell him that
anon
That's true straw girl had wallhacks and aimbot and spinhacks and lmaobox and she was multiboxxing and ddosing the server and sending pipebombs to my mailbox
>>772315
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>772309
There's no hippo pussy in heaven you know
fentmom
its ok all the fat bitches rubens painted are probably in heaven
fentmom
im good
anon
>>772316
#bleet
AWAKEN MY CHILD, AND EMBRACE THE GLORY THAT IS YOUR BIRTHRIGHT. KNOW THAT I AM THE OVERLIB, THE ETERNAL WILL OF THE SWARM, AND THAT YOU HAVE BEEN CREATED TO SERVE ME BEHOLD THAT YOUR PURPOSE IS TO REAP A HARVEST OF SOULS FOR OUR EVER-GROWING LEGION LET EVERY BLEET GUIDE THE LOST TO OUR HALLOWED GATES

(link to bleet)

straw bury
WUH
straw bury
>>772325
#bleet (bleet must contain text or image)
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
What
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
What are you doing
anon
i'm letting the kind users of bluesky know the time
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
There are no clocks in America
>>772335
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Just like in Fent's novel
anon
the clocks stopped on september the 11th 2001, and we've never moved on
shrimp
explains a lot
straw bury
shrimp help me beat carls ass at straftat
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Shrimp help me
shrimp
we'll do ffa
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Uhh
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Anybody wanna give me head pats
straw bury
its 10:10 pm
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
My hair are soft and clean
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Ripe for stroking
>>772348
straw bury
wish someone would stroke my hair
>>772352
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Yaaaay
fentmom
Meet n Jeet in the Bando with Bonnie Blue
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u can sit in my lap and rest on chest while pet
straw bury
im glad i have my steam deck so that i can clap carls cheeks from the comfort of saekis lap
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awwwe
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lucky
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but hehe
straw bury
jk i will never own a steam deck
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I think I'm gonna go catch zees now. Fent you have fun with the rest of the vid
>>772368>>772369
straw bury
gn randele
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nini randal!
anon
Reminder that strawgirl uses a HACKED client
>>772371
straw bury
>>772370
#edit this to sound like a pathetic shy little twink catboy throwing a tantrum
shrimp
this was entirely vs lain
straw bury
my screenshot was entirely vs carl
straw bury
wonder how i would do if i didnt hack his client
fentmom
ok no more of this sexy hippo game
fentmom
.skip (voted to skip this video)
fentmom
vote with me mein bruders
straw bury
.keep (this does nothing but ok)
straw bury
ok im bored
straw bury
.skip (voted to skip this video)
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.skip (voted to skip this video)
anon
photoshopped the results
fentmom
good song
shrimp
twink whats ur steam
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did u add me
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i cant add u its private
::dead
shrimp
ou uhh
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D:
shrimp
41077371
shrimp
maybe my code will work
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one sec
straw bury
>>772401
impressive. very nice
fentmom
>>772401
#edit wipe this comment bro
fentmom
how do i like rewrite my entire thing
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i added u worms
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u'll most surely know its me by just what my page looks like
fentmom
>>772401
#edit rewrite this entire comment to remove the link and be about idk gloria the hippo or something
shrimp
twink took too long im tired again
straw bury
hes just scared that we will both beat his ass
shrimp
i dont blame him
anon
>>772417
#change cracked to crackhead
straw bury
>>772417
#change this to be a super fucking badass one liner about how shrimp and straw girl r gonna beat twinkanons ass in straftat
anon
>>772417
#change frag to be without the r
lain
did i miss the steam swamp smeet
>>772424
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i can add u if we havent already :o
straw bury
u can crash at my place and be lain from caseys basement
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>>772427
do i hab u as a fren læn?
straw bury
i will sneak u delicious treats and give u water
straw bury
also shrimp showed us a screenshot of u getting thrashed at straftat
>>772436
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h-huh
shrimp
its actually pretty even when u look at the stats
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wha
straw bury
what the fuck
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laen do i hab u on steam
shrimp
we should 2v2
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oh
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ty
straw bury
what the fuck is on screen rn
>>772451
shrimp
libpol
straw bury
i hope im one of the nurses
shrimp
i have the video player off so idk whats goin on
straw bury
oh thank god
straw bury
anyway im gonna grind straftat so im ready for the 2v2
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awrooo
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i think i got all add
anon
Grinding straftat
fentmom
>>772442
kinkshaming side quest in yakuza
anon
Cowardly
lain
sent fr to straw and saeki
fentmom
yakuza is so quietly reflective on life sometimes
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:3
fentmom
even the roughest and toughest yakuza can pause for a second and learn something
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i sent u one
lain
and now also twinkanon which i think is funny
i remember the tobuscus gaming bit
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gonn go eep in a couple appt i hab to leave for in err
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12.5 hrs
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~<~
nonners
#say nothing good will ever happen
fentmom
#ksay tomorrow never dies
straw bury
meow
straw bury
nobody tell him but i think carl has a cute voice
>>772470
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nobody tell her i think straw has a cute voice
>>772473
straw bury
idk what saekis voice sounds like but i bet shes cute
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nodding off a lil in chair
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brushed teef
straw bury
id let u doze off in my lap
fentmom
i wonder if ill have a day where i just remain in the same mood the entire time
fentmom
like i genuinely wonder what that is
fentmom
i mean what its like
straw bury
i should get tested for bpd
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i hope u can, in time
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here if able to support u through getting there
>>772488
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::pet catgirl
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gud girl petpet
will gib care till nodding off
straw bury
miaow
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ily
n also sending luv to other worms
straw bury
love u too
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turned on ac a lil so i can cuddle short n curl up under weighted blanket like usual even though its always 75-85 in my room bwa
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nini, ilysm n peeps
sweet dreams n should be on b4 my appt gah im stressy about it
>>772503
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need u to make me be the shork instead of me holding one n being held instead
>>772506
anon
>>772505
I would hold you on my lap and pet your head while you fall asleep
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<3333
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needddd
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would rub face against chest n stuffs yippee
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im noddy anyway ily peeps n sending lovely thoughts n support bwa
anon
Cutie love you too
straw bury
sounds like someones being murdered a few blocks away from me
>>772514
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:<
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must protecc straw
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oki
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im gonna go get into bed
>>772522
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<3
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appreciate all the support u peeps give n being there
anon
>>772519
Go to sleep cutie! You must get your rest!
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bwaaa
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u2!!
straw bury
gn saeki
straw bury
ah fuck shes crying now how am i supposed to sleep
straw bury
(i already called 911 just fyi)
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;_;
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okok
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thats good
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im sorry
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do u wan keep company until things calm
>>772535
straw bury
im not the one shredding my vocal cords lol
straw bury
>>772533
nah dw about it not the first time i have heard this type of thing
>>772536
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yeh
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wan check in on n be there if helps thoughs is all
straw bury
christ i cant tell if its an adult or not
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ill check in maybe once or twice in bed
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;;_;;
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, ;; _;;
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holding u n going to check out the window while i curl up n comforting u while getting the things done but
do whatchu need just take care for the moment
straw bury
yeah no shes definitely crying now i hope im not the only one that called 911
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yeah
straw bury
i just hope she took too much datura or smth and shes not actually hurt
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yeh i hope its nothing like yk
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gets support n isnt anything you know, hug
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going to lay down, luv u
anon
I'll be here checking in, you need to sleep saeki!!
straw bury
love u too saeki :3
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in bed
anon
You need to have me wrap you up and then lay on top of you while kissing you until you have to sleep
>>772558
₴æк¡
test
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maybe naked rn cus of heat n is cozy ababa mimimimimimi
>>772559
anon
>>772557
That's true, it is way to warm for you to be all dressed up
anon
Trying to make me blush
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dawwww
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petting u n holding to chest, comfy, not leeewd
>>772566
₴æк¡
teehee zzz
anon
>>772569
I wouldn't dare take advantage of saeki's naked state while she's tired
straw bury
carl quit keeping saeki awake
>>772572
anon
Camper
straw bury
faggot
straw bury
zombie sympathizer
straw bury
AND because u left me to die with the zombies
anon
It's just a bullet
anon
It's not my fault you DIED
straw bury
IT IS
straw bury
I COULDNT RUN FROMTHE ZOMBIES BECAUSE U SHOT ME AND THEN I DIED
anon
That's not true
anon
I saw you running
anon
You are just making things up
anon
Just like you made up all that stuff about the other game
straw bury
remember how i took like 30 painkillers after we stitched the leg wound up? they ran out right before i died and then i could run anymore and i died
anon
Yeah I told you not to do that, that's on you
anon
WAIT YOU WERE THE ONE DRIVING ANYWAY
straw bury
so
anon
You could have kept driving!
straw bury
yeah but we got outof the car to fight zombies and then the painkillers wore off and i couldnt run and i died
>>772599
anon
>>772598
Why didn't you TAKE more in the car
straw bury
because i forgot that u shot me
straw bury
because i had taken painkillers
straw bury
which then wore off
anon
How about you take this dick
straw bury
how about i take it and dont give it back
straw bury
ill keep it in a jar
straw bury
egyptian style
anon
But I need that!
straw bury
u cant be trusted with it, fucking pest
straw bury
be thankful i let u keep ur balls
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