https://steamcommunity.com/id/paddysheridan/
rate mine
oh hey theres my full legal name

twink took too long im tired again

hes just scared that we will both beat his ass

i dont blame him

i am cracked

>>772417
#change this to be a super fucking badass one liner about how shrimp and straw girl r gonna beat twinkanons ass in straftat

>>772417
hell yeah shrimp

did i miss the steam swamp smeet

lain where r u from

>>772425
nowhere anymore......... im dead!

u can crash at my place and be lain from caseys basement

i will sneak u delicious treats and give u water

also shrimp showed us a screenshot of u getting thrashed at straftat

its actually pretty even when u look at the stats

>>772431
im unsurprised.., . ,

what the fuck

we should 2v2

what the fuck is on screen rn

libpol

i hope im one of the nurses

i have the video player off so idk whats goin on

oh thank god

anyway im gonna grind straftat so im ready for the 2v2

sent fr to straw and saeki

and now also twinkanon which i think is funny
i remember the tobuscus gaming bit

#say nothing good will ever happen

meow

nobody tell him but i think carl has a cute voice

idk what saekis voice sounds like but i bet shes cute

>>772471
#smooch

id let u doze off in my lap

>>772479
#hug

i should get tested for bpd

>>772487
#hug

meow

>>772490
mrrraaaowwe

miaow

love u too

sounds like someones being murdered a few blocks away from me

gn saeki

ah fuck shes crying now how am i supposed to sleep

(i already called 911 just fyi)

im not the one shredding my vocal cords lol

>>772533
nah dw about it not the first time i have heard this type of thing

christ i cant tell if its an adult or not

yeah no shes definitely crying now i hope im not the only one that called 911

i just hope she took too much datura or smth and shes not actually hurt

love u too saeki :3

carl quit keeping saeki awake

>>772572
#tireiron

>>772574
camper

faggot

traitor

zombie sympathizer

AND because u left me to die with the zombies

IT IS

I COULDNT RUN FROMTHE ZOMBIES BECAUSE U SHOT ME AND THEN I DIED

remember how i took like 30 painkillers after we stitched the leg wound up? they ran out right before i died and then i could run anymore and i died

so

yeah but we got outof the car to fight zombies and then the painkillers wore off and i couldnt run and i died

because i forgot that u shot me

because i had taken painkillers

which then wore off

how about i take it and dont give it back

ill keep it in a jar

egyptian style

u cant be trusted with it, fucking pest

be thankful i let u keep ur balls

u know where i am, pussy

same ngl

>>772616

>>772614

we can cuddle once i remove ur genitals so i know u wont try anything funny

lady stopped screaming outside i hope she didnt die

>>772620

in reality im just playing project zomboid with u to train u for when u come to seattle

evade zombies

ur still not done with training tho, i gotta turn on sprinters for the authentic seattle experience

i died once after u SHOT ME

meow

:3

blows up cat with mind

anyways i brush my teeth

>>772639
#edit this to say that the male body is a temple that is bound to holy abstinence, for only a pure body may experience the blessing of god

>>772639
::ban_sex
#throw

hi luca

pls tame carl

he is throwing a fit because i washed him at straftat

dont make me post the stats again

>>772657
#tag (link to booru image) straftat

chak is for people who think slow

straftat is people who think quick, people who think on their feet

straftat is for people with the technological knowhow to hack their opponents client and ddos the servers to give themselves the tactical advantage

sorry carl, if u knew how to block my hacks then u would have won. skill issue im afraid

im sad...............................

pathetic sad

im pathetic sad

fent lets be sad together

im sad that im not a girl

the collapse of reality is already happening

okey :3

im kind of too dumb for existential horror lol

#schizoai describe the plot of the movie begotten

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### Act I: Divine Suicide & the Birth of Mother Earth / Nature
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POS↑Spirit escapes tetraptych dialction motion-contorns pause kXXXrevification inc ☬ describe the plot of the movie begotten

i dont rlly get it but i think ur cool

B)

im just waiting for the revolution to start so i can drive a car bomb into a police station

all my politics r molded by shitty hardcore band lyrics

im coursing on monster and the sound of someone overdosing on benadryl down the street

fent u would be a good leader

nevermind iw as gonna say something dumb but i will meow instead meow mrow meoowmiaow

i was gonna say i feel like u dont need to be in power to be a leader but thats dumb

true i guess but like doesnt being in a position where u can influence other peoples actions inherently put u in a position of power over them?

once i have friends i will be very nice to them and give them a lot of cool food and stuff

>>772726
#hug

fent ur like one of the sweetest ppl i know

.play [YouTube]

dont do that! manfred von karma you gotta stop!!

protect your precious head manfred von karma

manfred von karma is going bonkers!

if i had committed a crime and got caught and my surname was von karma i'd also be banging my head against a wall

is he innocent? framed? a mere cog in a wider machine?

>>772729
#throw

who amongus has not committed acts of murder and long-term subterfuge to avenge their professional career

>>772751
#tag (link to booru image) cat ratio

very tragic...

the twagedy, the misewy,

lol

sorry i didn't capture it on my hd 1080p webcam so i have no physical proof that i indeed laughed out loud
but i swear i did i promise i would never lie on an anonymous liveboard

of course
check my diaphragm, that thing was wigglin like a worm

garfield you fat cat

shrimp

nonners

lain

sadchan

donkey

951035

type c deez nutz ahaaaaa

deez nutz

more like dteeze jutz

>>772780
2fa hacked thx L0LE

>>772786
bazinga

what i dont understand is how they haventrun out of 6 digit passwords to give everyone

they must be mulching the old ones up as fertiliser at the number factory

it all makes sense now

wait thats crazy

just remembered i forgot to take my diploma from uni

>>772792
zelenski's my dad.. you just made a powerful enemy...

>>772793
#throw

>>772798
don't you have like a dozen diplomas by this point
what's one more

they call me dj food poisoning....

is it because you have food potinsongi

yesg

oh dear!

my mediocre stir fry is trying to isekai me

the undercooked meat is trying to take over your body... reisist it...

im really surprised it was undercooked
idk what happened but i sure do feel icky and yucky

>>772801
wdym i only have 1 from hs

>>772809
o i thot you were doing a bunch of college diploma courses to stay in college 4 a while

well 2 now...