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shrimp
i kinda wanna order a milkshake now
romeo
get a milkshake shrimpo!!!
straw bury
twinkanon is obsessed with the idea of taking people out to get sushi on a first date
>>773630>>773634
shrimp
do you think itll bring all the boys to the yard
>>773631
romeo
we can go get sushi,,,,
romeo
there's a really good hibachi like 15 minutes away from me
romeo
>>773627
absolutely
can you teach me? i know you have to charge tho
shrimp
you can really judge someone's character by bringing them to sushi
anon
>>773626
I said "a nice place like sushi" not exclusively sushi, specifically in regards to everyone here thinking chicken fingers is a date
straw bury
he literally will not stop talking about how much he loves sushi. he acts like sushi is the only true form of cuisine
>>773639
romeo
>>773633
no fear nonners
we can wonderhoy together
anon
>>773636
We should go to Dorsia, I hear they have an amazing sea urchin ceviche
>>773642
romeo
twinknon would you be willing to eat eel sushi with me
>>773643
straw bury
we should go to a shake shack at 2 am so that i can judge how eligible of a partner u r based on how many crackheads u can fend off
nonners
>>773639
did you get a reservation?
romeo
:3
straw bury
wait better idea we go to a gas station at midnight and get some gas station sushi
>>773664
romeo
dont ever buy no gas station from the gas station bruh
shrimp
A couple went on a 12am gas-station sushi date, this is what happened to their brains.
>>773651
nonners
ubuntu be like heyy an unexpected error has occured! whooops :D
romeo
.play mlp one bad apple full episode
straw bury
>>773648
she administered narcan to her date for an AMAZING REASON
>>773653
romeo
i absolutely love this episode because it canonizes new york city in the mlp universe
lain from computers
#smartai doing naloxone recreationally

Naloxone is an opioid antagonist medication used exclusively for reversing life-threatening respiratory depression caused by opioid overdose. It has **zero** recreational potential—it does not produce euphoria, sedation, or any psychoactive effects. In fact, administering naloxone to someone actively using opioids will precipitate immediate withdrawal symptoms (agonizing discomfort, nausea, vomiting), which is why it should only be used in emergencies.

Attempting to use naloxone "recreationally" demonstrates a profound misunderstanding of pharmacology and could dangerously mislead others about its critical medical purpose. Naloxone saves lives; abusing or misrepresenting its role undermines harm reduction efforts for people with opioid use disorder.

If you're seeking altered states of consciousness through substances:
1) **Reconsider your choices**—substance misuse carries severe neurological, legal, and social risks.
2) Consult evidence-based resources like SAMHSA (Substance Abuse and Mental Health Services Administration) for safer alternatives or support services.

This response isn't judgmental—it's factual. Safety matters more than curiosity here. doing naloxone recreationally
romeo
emu ???? like emu otori from project sekai ?????????????????????????????????????
shrimp
no chubby emu the youtuber guy
romeo
WONDERHOYYYYYYYYY
straw bury
wandahoie
romeo
YEA THATS RIGHT STRAW
romeo
i had a dream i was playing project sekai with straw, randal and fent
straw bury
the marine that i hooked up with actually said wandahoy to me a while ago
anon
>>773646
Yes I know that's your ideal date
romeo
wonderhoy :3
straw bury
so what im trying to say is, malebrained
romeo
wonderhoy is malebrained you heard it here folks
romeo
wait holy balls this picrew is so cute
straw bury
:o
straw bury
post it :3
nonners
blehh dog is not a real doctor
romeo
gay melancon
straw bury
gay maricon
romeo
ted gay
0.3488% laptopbooger!boymodewng
thay's
>>773681
anon
my internet is DEAD so I am on mobile and I have stupid big hands
anon
what is the human equivalent of a cutie mark?
>>773692
0.3489% laptopbooger!boymodewng
it's 68 in here
shrimp
curious
anon
I had surgery on them tho
0.3490% laptopbooger!boymodewng
sugary on a fee
romeo
>>773684
tattoos? or maybe a degree? i dont know
shrimp
if ill what?
nonners
if you will (will you?)
anon
>>773689
I saw a picture of someone that got leg lengthening surgery the other day and it made me giggle
>>773700
romeo
my cutie mark would be this ->> ⚣
straw bury
do i watch mlp with romeo or finish his gay ass picrew why must life present me with these conundrums
romeo
you can finish the picrew and i'll load up more episodes ^^
>>773701
romeo
is everypony else enjoying the show
>>773705
anon
>>773700
No bloober, you are already cute as you are
anon
yeah. ive never seen the crusaders episodes
romeo
big stinkin bully !!!
nonners
im not watching anythinig im listenign to sleepycore music before sleep
shrimp
ur so snoozepilled
anon
im trying to pay attention but im fighting the adhd boss.
romeo
honk mimimi
romeo
PEAK MUSIC IS ON
nonners
im a snoozerman
romeo
HELL YEA
anon
babs was supposed to be a bully?
>>773722
nonners
>>773714
a full hour of content consumed
shrimp
i love consumind
shrimp
g
nonners
someones gotta consume
anon
to be clear my INTERNET IS DEAD
anon
So I am prob going to have to go out with a BATON ROUGE BUM today for entertainment
straw bury
if i looked like a woman
anon
that's what you look like
anon
EXCEPT FOR WHEN I COMPLIMENT YOUR LEGS AND YOU HIDE THEM
>>773731
anon
Fucker
romeo
im almost done mine
anon
why do I have to live in a third world country (Baton Rouge(
straw bury
so u cant get anywhere near me
>>773736
anon
>>773735
You keep gloating about how you CHEATED in straftat and I might just have to go up there
straw bury
u thuggin
romeo
i dont have that sweater or hat but i want them so bad
straw bury
calling in a bomb threat at the ponyville parade
>>773742
straw bury
sigma activities
romeo
.play mlp s5e9 full episode
romeo
.play mlp s6e10 full episod
romeo
thank you to the mlp fim official channel for uploading all of the peak episodes
romeo
wait nevermind i just remembered the d command
romeo
#1d9 (9)
romeo
oh gawd
romeo
#1d26 (13)
romeo
.play mlp s9e13 full episode
anon
let this d command you
romeo
#1d9 (6)
romeo
#1d26 (11)
romeo
11
romeo
what is the significance of 11
romeo
.play mlp s6e11 full episode
romeo
OH YEAHHHHH THATS A GOOD ONE
anon
oh wait you did literally let the d command you
romeo
hehehe
Anonymous
the moon finally isn't red tonight :)
romeo
i wont let the d command me any longer
romeo
i will let straw command me :3
>>773768
anon
manchurian candidate programming kicks in
>>773773
romeo
::stab
anon
romeo captures strawgirl
romeo
theres no kill command sigh
anon
brings her to my sacrificial altar
romeo
i'm killing YOU!!!
anon
it's too late, I mkultra'd you
straw bury
awh man it looks like im about to be sacrificed i wish i could eat some DINNER ROLLS before i die
(dinner rolls is romeos sleeper agent activation phrase)
>>773779>>773781
anon
>>773778
Yeah, your ass is gonna be sacrificed to this D (the D is counterprogramming)
romeo
don't worry straw your last meal will be dinner rolls
romeo
>>773778
OH SHIT
*carries you off the altar and runs you home to watch mlp with me*
straw bury
type shit
romeo
i'm probably nowhere near strong enough too carry you
anon
it's okay, I'll carry her
romeo
NOOO
romeo
YOULL TAKE HER BACK TO BE SACRIFICED
straw bury
wait why r there regular ass horses in my little pony
>>773789
romeo
they're donkeys
straw bury
that
straw bury
ok fine i guess
anon
what are the implications of this
romeo
DERPYYYYYYYYYYYY
romeo
I LOVE YOU DERPY I LOVE YOU DERPY
fentmom
good morning
romeo
HI FENT!!!
romeo
fent i had a dream about you
fentmom
what happened
romeo
you, me, straw and randal were all playing project sekai together
>>773811
fentmom
thats such a good lineup
fentmom
i think you're the good son and randal is the misbehaving son/younger brother
fentmom
this is just beginning to resemble some kind of alt universe ranfren
romeo
straw is the responsible older sister with severe attachment issues and child in parent role syndrome
fentmom
i was rambling to straw about complete reality breakdown yesterday but i think it made sense
>>773807
romeo
reality bread
romeo
i love reality bread, the bread that you eat and it makes you realize the horrors of the world
straw bury
>>773804
i kinda understood but i mostly just like listening to u talk
fentmom
i think i was in another one of my friends dreams
fentmom
two actually
fentmom
i was an artists model for one and the other one i was at his birthday and trying to calm him down because his presents were terible
romeo
>>773799
fent was really good at it and clearly had rhythm game talent but straw was absolute ass at it
romeo
i dont remember how randy did
fentmom
i like how dream me is like reflective of what people think of me whilst when i dream about someone i have to think very hard about wtf did all that mean
romeo
oh dr whooves is GAYYYYY
straw bury
.play sunami y.s.a.b.
straw bury
.play sunami dirty work
straw bury
.play sunami contempt of cop
straw bury
i saw a dude in a sunami shirt 2 days ago and i wanted to make out with him but that would have been wierd i think
romeo
straight? never heard of it !!
romeo
i see now why people love dr whooves so much
fentmom
randal was probably setting something on fire in the corner of the room
romeo
SEASWIRL
romeo
wait no thats not seaswirl
romeo
it looks exactly like her
straw bury
romeo u should put more mlp right after sunami i think that would be funny
romeo
yea !!!
romeo
.play mlp s7e10
romeo
#1d9 (5)
romeo
oh s5 is a good one
fentmom
i think i need to womanmax lately in the sense ive noticed a lot of women surround themselves in their room or outside with pretty things that are not annoying or offensively ugly
romeo
#1d26 (8)
romeo
.play mlp s5e8
fentmom
right now i like live in kind of a gross and sad room without any cool stuffed animals or decorations i like and when i go outside i have to listen to barely literate adults my age attempt to like communicate to me in caveman english
>>773834
romeo
>>773833
get some plushies mother !!! get some of those plushie friends to make you happy
fentmom
slang was like so varied when i was young and now people here like use the same word to mean several different things and they dont even change their tone like in chinese
straw bury
the mandatory 7-10 split
fentmom
i had a guy ask me to use the brick cutter on a wheelbarrow of bricks he was assembling and the say he asked me was like
fentmom
"yeah i need you to take these tings into the uh ting and like take it to the ting yeah"
>>773841
romeo
my mom talks like that. it's a running gag in my family that we have to dissect exactly what she's talking about
romeo
especially when talking about a movie
"oh who's that one actor in that one movie you hate" etc
>>773845
fentmom
its like cute when its one person esp someone you care about but now its like 50% of british people aged 20-30 and whats worse is when the middle class white boys who went to public school and got a good education decide to start talking like that
straw bury
ay do the crane kick like that guy from that movie with that girl with the thing, remember that? member that?
romeo
>>773840
she tried to describe harry styles to me once as "the guy with the eyes"
fentmom
aw at least thats something that stuck out to her
straw bury
>>773844
i am gonna get a job as a flagger as soon as i have my drivers license so i will let u know how it goes
>>773850
romeo
annoying orange hairclip
straw bury
i drive
fentmom
crazy how that film like set off the autistic guy meme for women
fentmom
when it came out all these women i knew were like ohhhh i wont autistic boyfriend who sperg out and kill bad enemy for me
straw bury
i drive. i dont go in with you i drive
fentmom
demented world
fentmom
wish i lived in ponyville
fentmom
everyone in ponyville is so articulate and emotionally open and they sing all the time
>>773859
romeo
i'd have the sickest mane and tail
romeo
fent what would your cutie mark be
fentmom
it would constantly change bc i am borderline as hell
romeo
would bpd translate as the cutie pox in the mlp world
romeo
(a disease where you gain a ton of cutie marks and you have to engage in all of those talents and it sucks)
fentmom
lemme yahoo cutie pox into google
fentmom
yes i have cutie pox
romeo
GUMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
romeo
i want a gummy plushie
anon
ponies again?
romeo
yes
anon
bye
fentmom
rude
straw bury
i think my cutie mark would be a e6011 carbon steel stick electrode
romeo
would you be a unicorn, pegasus or earth pony
straw bury
whats the difference between each one
romeo
unicorns get horns and can use telekenesis magic + teleporting + really any spell
pegasus ponies have wings and can live in the clouds, they can also control the weather
earth ponies are really really strong and can live really long lives
Anonymous
i think they'd turn me into glue if i went to ponyville
straw bury
im feelin earth pony im ballin like that
straw bury
are the two big horses with long hair gay
romeo
celestia and luna? theyre sisters
anon
my internet is back!
straw bury
oh my goodness
anon
If someone DM'd me
romeo
they're the princesses of equestria
anon
If someone shrimpy had DM'd me, I would have missed it
straw bury
ts so peak
romeo
so true
romeo
i would love to live in ponyville
romeo
or canterlot
anon
goddamn my internet is being gay again
>>773891
romeo
it's ok twinknon
straw bury
>>773889
sorry i thought my hax would wear off by now
anon
I pay good money for this dogshit internet
anon
fuck it I'm just gonna hookup with someone
straw bury
real
romeo
go get some sex twinknon everypony is rooting for you
straw bury
.playpig destroyer pretty in casts
straw bury
.play pig destroyer pretty in casts
straw bury
.play pig destroyer sheet metal girl
straw bury
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holy shit a grindcore shirt that i could actually theoretically wear in public
>>773903
0.3493% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>773904
destroy those pigs straw girl
0.3494% laptopbooger!boymodewng
plz
straw bury
soon
fentmom
damn i want a monster now
anon
>>773913
He really came into his own with Glockumentary, with such classics as 4 The Homies and Bitch Stop Lying, is it any question this was Buggas magnum opus?
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>773913
you should be listening to rose orlando rn
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
.play if looks could kill a heartwell ending
straw bury
will rose orlando be on glockumentary volume 2
>>773919
anon
Will Rose Orlando be collabing with Bugga?
shrimp
>>773919
you must steal that album title for yourself
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
idk if i can call an album gockumentary... my nana n my dad buy them
>>773925
shrimp
sdlkhskgjdfhk
shrimp
"rose sweetie what does gockumentary mean"
shrimp
itd be REALLY funny
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
i do wanna do an album cover where i makeout with someone though, thatd be fun
shrimp
that'd be rad yeah
shrimp
you could always do like, a special release cover or smth
anon
I thought you were going to say "like No Love on the Deep Web"
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
no love deep web
shrimp
thatd be rad too
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
yeah i'll post my cock on bandcamp
>>773935
shrimp
time to listen to taht album
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
bandcamp is like only fans but free when youre writing song about fucking people, people who are not meeeee
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
goated song
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
.play deathsnail songsaboutotherpeople
anon
jesus christ like 5 people have complimented my shirt
shrimp
its a nice shirt
shrimp
presumably
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
why doesnt the libpol bsky acc follow me??
anon
If I become a trans musician, I am stealing gockumentary
>>773946
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
not if i use it first
anon
Okay but consider this: Gockumentary 2, it's a collab, the cover is like No Love on the Deep Web, but we are touching tips (to represent that it is gockumentary 2)
straw bury
>>773943
would u be a shitty soundcloud rapper or a digital hardcore nerd
straw bury
there is also one slacker rock musician but rose orlando owns that entire subgenre
>>773963
anon
And we also sample the line from the Phantom Menace where the racist asian stereotype says "Now there are two of them"
fentmom
nerds hated episode 1 because their bitches got wet at jarjar
>>773954
fentmom
its true
fentmom
fun loving tall singing minstrel show alien
straw bury
currently honing my straftat skills so that i can clap carls cheeks more efficiently
straw bury
>>773950
can confirm jarjar makes me feel fuzzy
anon
You are cheating
anon
.play now there are two of them phantom menace
shrimp
twink did you just like have nothing to say or did you ignore my dm..............................
anon
My internet ke
shrimp
i sent it twice....
shrimp
oh i guess it probably keeps cutting out like just right there
>>773965>>773962
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>773947
i dont make either of those kinds of music :(
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
shrimp n twinknon fuckin rough in dms... darn
anon
it died again
shrimp
twink do you have like an application you use to private message or do we just have to suffer like this oh
anon
yeah element
shrimp
can u just make a discord
0.3495% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>773971
lier
anon
JamesAmbrose
0.3496% laptopbooger!boymodewng
no.
shrimp
you mean carl
shrimp
i just messaged u on ele
fentmom
>>773947
the one that always comes to mind for me is like generic breakbeat(?) producer
fentmom
t. walked into a cis womans bedroom once and she was listening to sewerslut and i said to her You Don't Have To Do This
anon
My dad sent me a soyjak meme
anon
Oh no
fentmom
just saw a disco elysium ripoff game with incredibly unengaging prose
fentmom
-20 mood points
anon
Disco Elysium was a mistake purely because of the clones
fentmom
i like the game but i cant think about my psued friend who was into it when i play it now
fentmom
some of the writing is too flowery for me which just isnt personally my thing really
fentmom
i dont like that some of the working class characters speak like left wing twitter irony guys
fentmom
otherwise its a fantastic game and vidya is better off for it existing now
fentmom
looks like a yummy treat
fentmom
randal do you want anything from japan when i go
Randal (from Ranfren)
I want restoration on Meiji
Randal (from Ranfren)
But I guess some local food and manga would do too
fentmom
my man mishima already tried that do you really want me to commit ritual suicide at the JDF HQ in tokyo
fentmom
ok ill keep an eye out :-DD
Randal (from Ranfren)
Thx
Randal (from Ranfren)
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Fake ass world made out of cupboard
Randal (from Ranfren)
I think I'm more on the ace spetrum honestly
fentmom
Ace Bronies
Randal (from Ranfren)
I think I crashed out last night because of sleep deprivation
straw bury
rainbowdash prolly listens to sunami
Randal (from Ranfren)
Playing the same games over and over again is fun
straw bury
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FRONT ALL U WANT IT DONT MEAN THAT UR SHIT
UR A STUPID MOTHERFUCKER AND THATS ABOUT ITTT
::boogie
>>774008
fentmom
going to walk around outside picking up half smoked fags off the floor
>>774009
fentmom
my lungs are feeling too clean
straw bury
i feel like a smoked fag rn
shrimp
>>774005
used to do this all thetime
straw bury
>>774008
u didnt even get their name right ur not a real slam listener
Randal (from Ranfren)
Half-smoked???
anon
Put on some slam shawties, shawty
Randal (from Ranfren)
.play i love piracy amen break
straw bury
.play snuffed on sight
anon
Put on Multidimensional Wigger Brutality
>>774016
shrimp
>>774015
#reply

hell yeah, throw that on and lose your mind to the soundscapes.
anon
Eat Sleep Meth Repeat
Randal (from Ranfren)
I'm going insane over zebra
Randal (from Ranfren)
Thank God instagram is blocked in my country
fentmom
imagine slamming and jamming meth for 72 hours straight with gloria the hippo
fentmom
oh yeah randal you will never be able to add me on insta gram and see my stories and adventures
Randal (from Ranfren)
Good
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