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romeo
it looks exactly like her
straw bury
romeo u should put more mlp right after sunami i think that would be funny
romeo
yea !!!
romeo
.play mlp s7e10
romeo
#1d9 (5)
romeo
oh s5 is a good one
fentmom
i think i need to womanmax lately in the sense ive noticed a lot of women surround themselves in their room or outside with pretty things that are not annoying or offensively ugly
romeo
#1d26 (8)
romeo
.play mlp s5e8
fentmom
right now i like live in kind of a gross and sad room without any cool stuffed animals or decorations i like and when i go outside i have to listen to barely literate adults my age attempt to like communicate to me in caveman english
>>773834
romeo
>>773833
get some plushies mother !!! get some of those plushie friends to make you happy
fentmom
slang was like so varied when i was young and now people here like use the same word to mean several different things and they dont even change their tone like in chinese
straw bury
the mandatory 7-10 split
fentmom
i had a guy ask me to use the brick cutter on a wheelbarrow of bricks he was assembling and the say he asked me was like
fentmom
"yeah i need you to take these tings into the uh ting and like take it to the ting yeah"
>>773841
romeo
my mom talks like that. it's a running gag in my family that we have to dissect exactly what she's talking about
romeo
especially when talking about a movie
"oh who's that one actor in that one movie you hate" etc
>>773845
fentmom
its like cute when its one person esp someone you care about but now its like 50% of british people aged 20-30 and whats worse is when the middle class white boys who went to public school and got a good education decide to start talking like that
straw bury
ay do the crane kick like that guy from that movie with that girl with the thing, remember that? member that?
romeo
>>773840
she tried to describe harry styles to me once as "the guy with the eyes"
fentmom
aw at least thats something that stuck out to her
straw bury
>>773844
i am gonna get a job as a flagger as soon as i have my drivers license so i will let u know how it goes
>>773850
romeo
annoying orange hairclip
straw bury
i drive
fentmom
crazy how that film like set off the autistic guy meme for women
fentmom
when it came out all these women i knew were like ohhhh i wont autistic boyfriend who sperg out and kill bad enemy for me
straw bury
i drive. i dont go in with you i drive
fentmom
demented world
fentmom
wish i lived in ponyville
fentmom
everyone in ponyville is so articulate and emotionally open and they sing all the time
>>773859
romeo
i'd have the sickest mane and tail
romeo
fent what would your cutie mark be
fentmom
it would constantly change bc i am borderline as hell
romeo
would bpd translate as the cutie pox in the mlp world
romeo
(a disease where you gain a ton of cutie marks and you have to engage in all of those talents and it sucks)
fentmom
lemme yahoo cutie pox into google
fentmom
yes i have cutie pox
romeo
GUMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
romeo
i want a gummy plushie
anon
ponies again?
romeo
yes
anon
bye
fentmom
rude
straw bury
i think my cutie mark would be a e6011 carbon steel stick electrode
romeo
would you be a unicorn, pegasus or earth pony
straw bury
whats the difference between each one
romeo
unicorns get horns and can use telekenesis magic + teleporting + really any spell
pegasus ponies have wings and can live in the clouds, they can also control the weather
earth ponies are really really strong and can live really long lives
Anonymous
i think they'd turn me into glue if i went to ponyville
straw bury
im feelin earth pony im ballin like that
straw bury
are the two big horses with long hair gay
romeo
celestia and luna? theyre sisters
anon
my internet is back!
straw bury
oh my goodness
anon
If someone DM'd me
romeo
they're the princesses of equestria
anon
If someone shrimpy had DM'd me, I would have missed it
straw bury
ts so peak
romeo
so true
romeo
i would love to live in ponyville
romeo
or canterlot
anon
goddamn my internet is being gay again
>>773891
romeo
it's ok twinknon
straw bury
>>773889
sorry i thought my hax would wear off by now
anon
I pay good money for this dogshit internet
anon
fuck it I'm just gonna hookup with someone
straw bury
real
romeo
go get some sex twinknon everypony is rooting for you
straw bury
.playpig destroyer pretty in casts
straw bury
.play pig destroyer pretty in casts
straw bury
.play pig destroyer sheet metal girl
straw bury
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holy shit a grindcore shirt that i could actually theoretically wear in public
>>773903
0.3493% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>773904
destroy those pigs straw girl
0.3494% laptopbooger!boymodewng
plz
straw bury
soon
fentmom
damn i want a monster now
anon
>>773913
He really came into his own with Glockumentary, with such classics as 4 The Homies and Bitch Stop Lying, is it any question this was Buggas magnum opus?
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>773913
you should be listening to rose orlando rn
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
.play if looks could kill a heartwell ending
straw bury
will rose orlando be on glockumentary volume 2
>>773919
anon
Will Rose Orlando be collabing with Bugga?
shrimp
>>773919
you must steal that album title for yourself
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
idk if i can call an album gockumentary... my nana n my dad buy them
>>773925
shrimp
sdlkhskgjdfhk
shrimp
"rose sweetie what does gockumentary mean"
shrimp
itd be REALLY funny
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
i do wanna do an album cover where i makeout with someone though, thatd be fun
shrimp
that'd be rad yeah
shrimp
you could always do like, a special release cover or smth
anon
I thought you were going to say "like No Love on the Deep Web"
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
no love deep web
shrimp
thatd be rad too
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
yeah i'll post my cock on bandcamp
>>773935
shrimp
time to listen to taht album
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
bandcamp is like only fans but free when youre writing song about fucking people, people who are not meeeee
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
goated song
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
.play deathsnail songsaboutotherpeople
anon
jesus christ like 5 people have complimented my shirt
shrimp
its a nice shirt
shrimp
presumably
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
why doesnt the libpol bsky acc follow me??
anon
If I become a trans musician, I am stealing gockumentary
>>773946
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
not if i use it first
anon
Okay but consider this: Gockumentary 2, it's a collab, the cover is like No Love on the Deep Web, but we are touching tips (to represent that it is gockumentary 2)
straw bury
>>773943
would u be a shitty soundcloud rapper or a digital hardcore nerd
straw bury
there is also one slacker rock musician but rose orlando owns that entire subgenre
>>773963
anon
And we also sample the line from the Phantom Menace where the racist asian stereotype says "Now there are two of them"
fentmom
nerds hated episode 1 because their bitches got wet at jarjar
>>773954
fentmom
its true
fentmom
fun loving tall singing minstrel show alien
straw bury
currently honing my straftat skills so that i can clap carls cheeks more efficiently
straw bury
>>773950
can confirm jarjar makes me feel fuzzy
anon
You are cheating
anon
.play now there are two of them phantom menace
shrimp
twink did you just like have nothing to say or did you ignore my dm..............................
anon
My internet ke
shrimp
i sent it twice....
shrimp
oh i guess it probably keeps cutting out like just right there
>>773962>>773965
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>773947
i dont make either of those kinds of music :(
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
shrimp n twinknon fuckin rough in dms... darn
anon
it died again
shrimp
twink do you have like an application you use to private message or do we just have to suffer like this oh
anon
yeah element
shrimp
can u just make a discord
0.3495% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>773971
lier
anon
JamesAmbrose
0.3496% laptopbooger!boymodewng
no.
shrimp
you mean carl
shrimp
i just messaged u on ele
fentmom
>>773947
the one that always comes to mind for me is like generic breakbeat(?) producer
fentmom
t. walked into a cis womans bedroom once and she was listening to sewerslut and i said to her You Don't Have To Do This
anon
My dad sent me a soyjak meme
anon
Oh no
fentmom
just saw a disco elysium ripoff game with incredibly unengaging prose
fentmom
-20 mood points
anon
Disco Elysium was a mistake purely because of the clones
fentmom
i like the game but i cant think about my psued friend who was into it when i play it now
fentmom
some of the writing is too flowery for me which just isnt personally my thing really
fentmom
i dont like that some of the working class characters speak like left wing twitter irony guys
fentmom
otherwise its a fantastic game and vidya is better off for it existing now
fentmom
looks like a yummy treat
fentmom
randal do you want anything from japan when i go
Randal (from Ranfren)
I want restoration on Meiji
Randal (from Ranfren)
But I guess some local food and manga would do too
fentmom
my man mishima already tried that do you really want me to commit ritual suicide at the JDF HQ in tokyo
fentmom
ok ill keep an eye out :-DD
Randal (from Ranfren)
Thx
Randal (from Ranfren)
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Fake ass world made out of cupboard
Randal (from Ranfren)
I think I'm more on the ace spetrum honestly
fentmom
Ace Bronies
Randal (from Ranfren)
I think I crashed out last night because of sleep deprivation
straw bury
rainbowdash prolly listens to sunami
Randal (from Ranfren)
Playing the same games over and over again is fun
straw bury
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FRONT ALL U WANT IT DONT MEAN THAT UR SHIT
UR A STUPID MOTHERFUCKER AND THATS ABOUT ITTT
::boogie
>>774008
fentmom
going to walk around outside picking up half smoked fags off the floor
>>774009
fentmom
my lungs are feeling too clean
straw bury
i feel like a smoked fag rn
shrimp
>>774005
used to do this all thetime
straw bury
>>774008
u didnt even get their name right ur not a real slam listener
Randal (from Ranfren)
Half-smoked???
anon
Put on some slam shawties, shawty
Randal (from Ranfren)
.play i love piracy amen break
straw bury
.play snuffed on sight
anon
Put on Multidimensional Wigger Brutality
>>774016
shrimp
>>774015
#reply

hell yeah, throw that on and lose your mind to the soundscapes.
anon
Eat Sleep Meth Repeat
Randal (from Ranfren)
I'm going insane over zebra
Randal (from Ranfren)
Thank God instagram is blocked in my country
fentmom
imagine slamming and jamming meth for 72 hours straight with gloria the hippo
>>774026
fentmom
oh yeah randal you will never be able to add me on insta gram and see my stories and adventures
Randal (from Ranfren)
Good
straw bury
aw fuck it put on the shitty version oc CoC
anon
White Boy in a durag
Randal (from Ranfren)
>>774021
How much drugs does it take to kill a hippo anyway
>>774029
straw bury
CoC (contempt of cop) is my comfort song
>>774033
fentmom
>>774026
i sadly would not personally know though one day i may find out ! Ohohohoho :-DD
>>774032
anon
Put on the White Boy Thuggery EP
straw bury
.play infectious jelquing gas station weed rampage
Randal (from Ranfren)
>>774029
I hope they get both of us banned from zoos
straw bury
listening to coc (contempt of cop) while playing coq (caves of qud)
fentmom
corruptions of champions
shrimp
fent knows
fentmom
i have known for a Very Very long time
Randal (from Ranfren)
CoC (cheese on corn)
fentmom
i liked The Mouse and The Cow
shrimp
CoC (Cream of the Crop)
anon
Put on some Folk Metal
fentmom
funny fat little guy
Randal (from Ranfren)
.play korpiklaani vodka
Randal (from Ranfren)
Done
Randal (from Ranfren)
It's a tawny frogmouth
Randal (from Ranfren)
Look them up
fentmom
Where is my homeless scumbag single dad guy type hat
fentmom
I can't go outside at night without it
Randal (from Ranfren)
Fedora?
fentmom
I put it on to make people leave me alone
fentmom
No it's like a baseball cap
fentmom
If I wore a fedora it would aggro enemies
Randal (from Ranfren)
Very nice love these guys
Randal (from Ranfren)
Nice to see you 2 are still tsundering each other
Randal (from Ranfren)
>>774064
Me on the left
straw bury
gtg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
fentmom
romeo, me, randal
shrimp
>>774070
#describe (A person holding a large tomato in their hand.)
fentmom
>>774070
average white boi wrist
Randal (from Ranfren)
Carl arm reveal
fentmom
Carl is Jacked, Swole, Witty, and Cool
Randal (from Ranfren)
He's jacket
Randal (from Ranfren)
He is to be worn
fentmom
no im jacket
Randal (from Ranfren)
Like a condom
fentmom
did you know condoms are a scam
fentmom
HIV/AIDs is a myth invented by the CIA
Randal (from Ranfren)
Pregnancies were invented by condom companies to sell more rubber
fentmom
condom is like an insanely unsexy word to say unless you're like suave smooth rough sounding american guy
Randal (from Ranfren)
Antibabypillen
shrimp
they hurt my pp :(
fentmom
same
fentmom
the first time i used one it exploded
shrimp
ok well im not THAT gifted
shrimp
they call me shrimp for a reason
fentmom
everyone ive known (2 or 3 people) who have shrimp as a name or nickname or whatever has eventually said they have small pingas
shrimp
thats funn
anon
They constrict the base of my wiener
>>774097
shrimp
y
fentmom
condoms are just a more torturous and unfun (for both parties) as well as a more expensive form of a cock ring
shrimp
>>774093
thats not always a bad thing
Randal (from Ranfren)
Sex havers when they have to protect their vital organs
fentmom
Sex Haver Clique
fentmom
yo you wanna roll with SHC!
shrimp
i love having sex
Randal (from Ranfren)
I'm only capable of erp
fentmom
i refuse to have sex again like ever again unless its in a sacred context
fentmom
i blew my mind out on drugs and it just doesnt do anything for me anymore
Randal (from Ranfren)
I blew my cock off in cock blowing off incident
fentmom
^ npc chatter in siberian rpg game
Randal (from Ranfren)
In Skyrim you mean
shrimp
i just think its neat
shrimp
im like 80% content just jerkin it but a lil intimacy is nice sometimes
fentmom
i refuse to JO unless its in a room with my friends and we're wearing our JO crystals that charge up with energy when we all JO together
>>774112
anon
>>774111
I mean that's the only way to do it, otherwise you lose your vital vril essence
shrimp
i had a JO friend back in highschool
Randal (from Ranfren)
Crystals
Randal (from Ranfren)
Pokemon Crystal?
fentmom
my first best friend as an adult wanted to be a JO partner but i refused because he was gross and did not present himself in the archetype that i would have wanted
fentmom
he messed up
shrimp
i cant imagine having a JO friend as an adult at that point why not just... fuck
>>774124
shrimp
or JO alone
fentmom
where is the fun in totally giving in
fentmom
you have to play games
fentmom
imagine that you're like in an ao3 fic and you're teasing the readers/viewers
Randal (from Ranfren)
Have you ever tried hollandese ship's wheel
>>774127
anon
>>774118
Because sometimes you are just lazy and don't want to do the work
>>774126
fentmom
me and my current best friend tease the eventual gay sex scene all the time but we want to milk it for at least 4 more seasons
>>774128
Randal (from Ranfren)
>>774123
It's when a dozen of guys stand in circle and jerk each other off
shrimp
>>774125
i guess ive just never really been into edging
shrimp
yeah but its like so easy its basically not work lol
>>774133
Randal (from Ranfren)
I hope Romeo returns from war (day job) soon
shrimp
they died in the way actually
anon
But you're the one who opened up like that
>>774139
Randal (from Ranfren)
Omw to make Fent into a delicious chicken burger
anon
>>774139
You know exactly what you said, you aren't shy
fentphone
can’t find any smokes on the floor
fentphone
i had a streak of 3 days where I found blunts on the floor
Randal (from Ranfren)
I rhink you shouldn't smoke off the floor that's how you get herpes
>>774168
straw bury
the fent in her bloodstream kills any stds
anon
this is my only plushy
straw bury
i love him
Randal (from Ranfren)
>>774147
It looks polite
anon
A creepy voodoo mossbaby
straw bury
he looks like his name is oliver
>>774160
Randal (from Ranfren)
Poop doll
>>774154
anon
Thank you, he wards off evil spirits like Pazuzu
Randal (from Ranfren)
Poop doll
>>774157
Randal (from Ranfren)
Poop doll
straw bury
randal say hashtag coal pls
Randal (from Ranfren)
#ksay i love zebras
straw bury
i think he just reminded me of oliver twist
straw bury
for some reason
fentphone
>>774145
I already have herpes from a long time ago and it wasn’t floor fag related
straw bury
>>774165
crucify him on one of those things that helps plants grow
fentphone
this is just a picture of my life when I was 19
Randal (from Ranfren)
Good
anon
I need to ward off evil spirits with him
straw bury
im so down bad i need a bad bitch
>>774176
anon
>>774177
what's up baby why are you doing this to me
straw bury
dont come near me, asshole
straw bury
my boyfriend is a us marine hell kick ur ass
>>774182
anon
>>774181
babe please this isn't you babe
straw bury
im calling my boyfriend you had better be gone by the time he gets here. nasty ass drunk bitch
anon
Send him down, send the whole battalion, I'll take every last one of them
straw bury
>>774186
comically large blunt
Randal (from Ranfren)
I can't see anything
Randal (from Ranfren)
#ksay zebrad
anon
I found an 1895 Mauser on the ground outside
straw bury
whatsapp
straw bury
whatsapp video
straw bury
therapy time
straw bury
god i cant wait to get out of here so i dont have to talk to my stupid therapist anymore
anon
Go talk to the therapist
fentmom
im baaack
anon
Cinnamon and sugar and softly spoken lies
fentmom
great album cover
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
next ep will have this as the cover mhm
anon
uber eats for dogs
shrimp
like dogs use the app or you order dogs
>>774207
0.3497% laptopbooger!boymodewng
wait
0.3498% laptopbooger!boymodewng
ok we're good
0.3499% laptopbooger!boymodewng
#smartai what happens if you eat undercooked eggs

Consuming undercooked or raw eggs carries a significant risk of **foodborne illness**, primarily due to potential contamination by pathogenic bacteria, most notably *Salmonella enteritidis*. Here’s what you need to know:

### **1. Risk of Salmonella Infection**
- *Salmonella* can colonize the ovaries of hens, contaminating eggs internally before shells form. Even clean, uncracked eggs may harbor the bacterium.
- Symptoms typically appear 6–72 hours post-consumption and include:
- Severe diarrhea
- Abdominal cramps
- Fever (100°F–102°F / 38°C–39°C)
- Nausea/vomiting

While most healthy individuals recover within **4–7 days without antibiotics**, severe cases (especially in immunocompromised individuals, elderly people, or young children) may require hospitalization due to dehydration or systemic infection.

### **2. Other Potential Risks**
- Reduced protein bioavailability: Heat denatures egg proteins (e.g., avidin), improving digestibility. Raw egg whites contain **avidin**, which binds biotin (vitamin B7), potentially leading to deficiency with chronic consumption.
- Bacterial cross-contamination from shell handling can spread pathogens like *Campylobacter* or *Escherichia coli*.

### **3. High-Risk Populations Who Should Avoid Undercooked Eggs**
- Pregnant women (*Salmonella* increases miscarriage risk)
- Children (<5 years old; immune systems are immature)
- Elderly adults (>65 years; weakened immunity)
- Immunocompromised individuals (e.g., HIV/AIDS patients, chemotherapy recipients)

### **4. Safe Consumption Practices**
If you insist on consuming undercooked eggs (e.g., soft-boiled eggs, runny yolks):
✔ Use pasteurized liquid/shell-treated eggs (**FDA-approved processes kill pathogens**)
✔ Refrigerate at ≤40°F/4°C promptly after purchase
✔ Cook until whites/yolks solidify (~160°F/71°C internal temperature kills bacteria).

For context: The CDC estimates that ***Salmonella*** causes ~1.35 million infections annually in the U.S.; roughly **1 in every 20k commercial eggs is contaminated**.

Would you like data on specific culinary applications where caution is warranted?
what happens if you eat undercooked eggs
anon
You are fine eating undercooked eggs for the most part
0.3500% laptopbooger!boymodewng
ok because i had to cook them in kinda a cursed way
anon
You might get salmonella but that's unlikely
0.3501% laptopbooger!boymodewng
i only wanted 2 eggs, and this place is furnished, so i ddn't relaize that there wasn't a small pan, and then i was like fuck it i'm hungry so i cooked 2 eggs in a large pan and kinda just made it work
>>774223
anon
I've eaten raw eggs like on multiple occasions
0.3502% laptopbooger!boymodewng
idk if they're actually undercooked, but uh
Randal (from Ranfren)
Are you guys gastonmaxxinf
0.3503% laptopbooger!boymodewng
i wish, no i only had 2 eggs

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