aw fuck it put on the shitty version oc CoC

CoC (contempt of cop) is my comfort song

.play infectious jelquing gas station weed rampage

>>774027
>CoC

listening to coc (contempt of cop) while playing coq (caves of qud)

fent knows

CoC (Cream of the Crop)

>>774042
:}

>>774042
splendid

>>774064
me on the right

gtg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>774070
#describe (A person holding a large tomato in their hand.)

i hate condoms

they hurt my pp :(

ok well im not THAT gifted

they call me shrimp for a reason

thats funn

y

>>774093
thats not always a bad thing

>>774095
randal

i love having sex

i just think its neat

im like 80% content just jerkin it but a lil intimacy is nice sometimes

i had a JO friend back in highschool

i cant imagine having a JO friend as an adult at that point why not just... fuck

or JO alone

>>774124
whats wrong with a lazy fuck

>>774125
i guess ive just never really been into edging

yeah but its like so easy its basically not work lol

they died in the way actually

>>774133
you have been dear

>>774136
i beg your pardon!

>>774138
#kiss

the fent in her bloodstream kills any stds

i love him

he looks like his name is oliver

>>774153

>>774156

randal say hashtag coal pls

>>774160
aw

i think he just reminded me of oliver twist

for some reason

>>774165
crucify him on one of those things that helps plants grow

im so down bad i need a bad bitch

>>774176
#slap

dont come near me, asshole

my boyfriend is a us marine hell kick ur ass

im calling my boyfriend you had better be gone by the time he gets here. nasty ass drunk bitch

>>774186
comically large blunt

whatsapp

whatsapp video

therapy time

god i cant wait to get out of here so i dont have to talk to my stupid therapist anymore

like dogs use the app or you order dogs

.play [YouTube]

wait

ok we're good

#smartai what happens if you eat undercooked eggs

Consuming undercooked or raw eggs carries a significant risk of **foodborne illness**, primarily due to potential contamination by pathogenic bacteria, most notably *Salmonella enteritidis*. Here’s what you need to know:

### **1. Risk of Salmonella Infection**
- *Salmonella* can colonize the ovaries of hens, contaminating eggs internally before shells form. Even clean, uncracked eggs may harbor the bacterium.
- Symptoms typically appear 6–72 hours post-consumption and include:
- Severe diarrhea
- Abdominal cramps
- Fever (100°F–102°F / 38°C–39°C)
- Nausea/vomiting

While most healthy individuals recover within **4–7 days without antibiotics**, severe cases (especially in immunocompromised individuals, elderly people, or young children) may require hospitalization due to dehydration or systemic infection.

### **2. Other Potential Risks**
- Reduced protein bioavailability: Heat denatures egg proteins (e.g., avidin), improving digestibility. Raw egg whites contain **avidin**, which binds biotin (vitamin B7), potentially leading to deficiency with chronic consumption.
- Bacterial cross-contamination from shell handling can spread pathogens like *Campylobacter* or *Escherichia coli*.

### **3. High-Risk Populations Who Should Avoid Undercooked Eggs**
- Pregnant women (*Salmonella* increases miscarriage risk)
- Children (<5 years old; immune systems are immature)
- Elderly adults (>65 years; weakened immunity)
- Immunocompromised individuals (e.g., HIV/AIDS patients, chemotherapy recipients)

### **4. Safe Consumption Practices**
If you insist on consuming undercooked eggs (e.g., soft-boiled eggs, runny yolks):
✔ Use pasteurized liquid/shell-treated eggs (**FDA-approved processes kill pathogens**)
✔ Refrigerate at ≤40°F/4°C promptly after purchase
✔ Cook until whites/yolks solidify (~160°F/71°C internal temperature kills bacteria).

For context: The CDC estimates that ***Salmonella*** causes ~1.35 million infections annually in the U.S.; roughly **1 in every 20k commercial eggs is contaminated**.

Would you like data on specific culinary applications where caution is warranted? what happens if you eat undercooked eggs

ok because i had to cook them in kinda a cursed way

i only wanted 2 eggs, and this place is furnished, so i ddn't relaize that there wasn't a small pan, and then i was like fuck it i'm hungry so i cooked 2 eggs in a large pan and kinda just made it work

idk if they're actually undercooked, but uh

i wish, no i only had 2 eggs

i did the dishes

get owned liberal losers

i am a housewife (i live alone )

guy who is getting destroyed in the politics race tweeteed out, "you look tired already, it's just the second round"

i did not i did not

>>774250
ohh woweee that looks so good randal. How did you make it!

>>774251
YOU DIDN'T LAUGH AT MY HILARIOUS JOKE I'M SO OFFENDED

>>774253
it still looks really good

.play itte

yahoooooooo

#ksay twinkledinklepinklehinklewinklepinkledinklely anon

twinkle dinkle pinkle hinkle winkle pinkle dinkley anon

twinkle dinkle pnikle hinkle winkle pinkle dinkley anon

#uwu (USER WAS UWU'D FOR THIS POST)

twink

should i start vaping

but it seems fun

how would you know

that's not vaping

>talk to my friends biggest op
>they stop talking to me
>why are liberals like this

twink

twink

twink

can i pee

thank you i'll brb

im back, but i have to tell you something and you can't be mad

promise

ok i also got water and snacks

ok thank you

it's just last time i did that you beat me

which i thought was unfair so i was just checking to make sure i could get snacks this time without you brutually punting me in the face repeatedly

yo yo

all wish me a happy bday pls :D

ty fren

.play august 8 nofx

i hate summer crap birgt date smh

immahave half a bottle

happy early bday

sounds good

august 10th is nagasaki

nothing happened on aug 8 cept me ^_^

.skip (voted to skip this video)

im just unrefinded its very forboding

my bday song cuz same day

>>774368
mine too

brb reee

thank you thank you

7 ate 9

theyre a naughty boy

banished to the shadow realm

>>774414
ttttttttttttea

full of joy

got back with my ex it has gone very well so far

how r u