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fentmom
i make discoveries every day
fentmom
>>775654
i already lived that im trying 2 be normal now
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I don't wanna be normal, "normal" would mean throwing my ideals away
fentmom
my one piece loving autistic landlord had to walk in on me using his tv to do video calls with hello kitty women
romeo
i would be normal but i'm severely autistic and lazy and i've been on the internet for far too long so i've been corrupted into being a stupid edgelord
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
(ideals being being a disgusting edgelord sex pest)
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Being desentisized to most things isn't so bad
fentmom
Desensitize Yourself And Face To Bloodshed
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Wow his head came back together :D
fentmom
im meowth
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
No, you're James
fentmom
like if i were a pokeman id be meowth
fentmom
im not a fag but im fruity so i am meowth
romeo
if i were a pokemon i'd be applin
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Idk I just think Snivy is the best starter
fentmom
you only sorta look like an applin but im not gonna search for pokemans that look like you
fentmom
that sounds like a deep dark hole
romeo
yknow what else is a deep dark hole
>>775674
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Heh, deep fark hole
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Ted's cave, a classic story
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>775674
*wipes you* My poor little lobotomy victim
fentmom
i am luther from ranfren if he were like 50% less responsible and had drastic mood and personality shifts
>>775678
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>775676
Huh...?
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Unless you're not ready to deal with mood swings
anon
>>775679
literally happened to me before
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>775681
You're not even german
fentmom
my surname is apparently german and not welsh/norman like i thought it was
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
My surname is irish but I'm not completely irish
romeo
i am a very irish person despite being an amerimutt
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Don't call yourself that
fentmom
yes i have seen a picture of you i could tell you were irish
romeo
chubby cheeks, red face, blue eyes, shit colored hair
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
That doesn't mean you're an amerimutt
fentmom
i always found amerimutt as an insult to be weird bc it came from like people in places of the world of very mixed ethnicity
fentmom
i guess its projection as always
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
ITALIAAAAAA
romeo
nuh uh
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Wdym put it away
romeo
.play lost ones weeping shiho alt vocal
fentmom
his t*t is showing
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Afraid of a little nipple? No wonder your country passed that law
fentmom
you're not patrick bateman but you remind me a little of sean bateman
fentmom
i think you were probably a bit seanlike when you were younger
anon
I am literally Patrick Bateman and like Sigma
fentmom
patrick bateman is like a heavily closeted homosexual who doesnt know what love is but desperately seeks it
>>775709>>775710>>775711
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Patrick Star
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>775707
A movie directed by a woman? With a non-gay male protag? Unpossible
romeo
>>775707
maybe i'm a patrick bateman kinnie
fentmom
nobody ever called me patrick bateman but i remember when this transmasc lesbian type person said i was like the school shooter from american horror story (tate i think) and called me an alcoholic whore on the same day
romeo
oh boy
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Randy Stair fenotype
fentmom
my knees went weak
fentmom
i am nothing like randy stair he is like a 0/10 version of me
>>775718
anon
Someone called me Patrick Bateman derisively and I took it as a compliment
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>775716
I know, just wanted to say Randy Stair
fentmom
you torment your own noble bloodline kin mother fucker
fentmom
i banish you
anon
Randy Stair
romeo
i used to both kin and have a crush on cal from zero day
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
No, the boy one
anon
He had an Ultra 87 so basically we are blood brothers
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Boy Rin
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Girl Len
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Idk
romeo
tramsgndr
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
At least they're not twins cause that would be boring
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
i had dinner............ yumyum food
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
i want chocolate so bad rn
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I miss Project Diva and it's angular models
anon
Alright I am going to get a cigar
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
i miss the girl i have a crush and her cute lil ch- im not finishing that
anon
So that I don't crave ice cream
romeo
.play pretty rave girl 2006
fentmom
ok thats it im posting my kin list i made when i was a drughead
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
i think the cigar may be worse than ice cream
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
though i would love some icecream rn icl mnnnnn
romeo
i want ice cream :(
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
does anyone wanna keep me as a pet ?? id be p easy to look after but i would require a lot of treats and also headpats
>>775751>>775748
romeo
>>775747
i'll take you on a walk to the local ice cream parlor
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
yay!
fentmom
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please ignore the fact bojack and several other extremely terrible people are on there i am nothing like these people except sharing similar mental illnesses i think i was just being jokingly extremely harsh on myself
>>775754>>775752
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>775747
Okay but don't pee on the carpet please
>>775753
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>775750
Why the fuck are you Wolf from NuPogodi
>>775755
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>775755
NO HE FUCKING DOESN'T
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
can we stop dead naming me
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>775756
Gary Oak
romeo
no, you're all of the beatles at once
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
and also gary oak
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
JRPG
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
explain ur reasonings also
>>775768
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
John Ringo Paul George
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>775766
Nah
*jumps into the ocean and turns into a fish*
romeo
*throws fishing rod into the ocean and reels up randal*
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Haha fool you threw the entire fishing rod say goodbye to fishing
romeo
i dont know how to fish !!!!!
romeo
i'm a city fag
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Haha later sucker
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>775772
Yes I know, and I'm not happy about it
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>775776
i mean the girl i like who is also a bunny boy who i desperately want to fuck
>>775780
romeo
wait i need to make my kinlist
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I have Randy Stair fanart
fentmom
>>775777
i think i am out of my wolf who wants to bang a bunny phase id rather bang another wolf
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
i am unfortunately not i am feeling very wolf rn
fentmom
all the bunnies eventually become wolves anyway
>>775783
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>775782
That's like Chirin's Bell plot expect with lamb instead
romeo
i'll be back in like 20 minutes whne i finally finish this thing
fentmom
you're leaving me to die
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Leaving Fent to be comsummed by lust
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
fr tho can someone kin assign me n explain why plox
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Plok
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play plok boss theme
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>775790
That girl from Dandadan forgot her name
>>775797
romeo
momo?
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Yeah momo
anon
Alright young thugs
anon
What we smokin
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>775791
thats momo ayase
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
No smoking
>>775801
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
but i like aira shiratori more
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>775800
*look
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
THe only thing you should be smoking is some baby back ribs
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Yum
anon
You better shut that goofy ass up before I smoke you
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Try me homo
anon
*begins kissing you passionately, thug style*
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Lil Nas X
fentmom
Master Fent
fentmom
>>775811
this is just me but with like a medieval serf haircut which is something i have pulled off in the past and i WILL pull off again
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Look, if you want to rp I'm in but don't steal identitys
fentmom
are you not saying our dynamic is luther and randal
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I'm everyone's Randal
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
The more I draw paralles between myself and him the more I realize why people kin some characters
fentmom
Nobody Understand U Like I Do
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Yeah, that's why I view him being agender and disabled like me (projecting)
fentmom
going to assault the elephant parade in postal 2 again
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Good
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
My favourite part is smoking cops
fentmom
thats my favourite part of the game
fentmom
i set the elephants on fire and they attack everyone
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Hate cops
fentmom
yeah i like to dual wield akimbo pistol attack the cop house
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Pissing on cops' donuts and making them eat them
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Quitely queueing things to suprise Romeo
fentmom
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ahhhhhh releif !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Fent, Rock Hunter or Jon St. John?
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
*Rick
fentmom
rick hunter always
fentmom
im tired of hearing JSJ and his derivatives all the time
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Rick Hunter for me too, but also Zack Ward
fentmom
i like the movie portrayal of him a lot
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Zack Ward is my "pookie" as tehy say
fentmom
i remember this kid who was on my bricklaying course who was like ADHD and effectively illiterate somehow understood the fatalistic themes of the character
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I watched it twice already and will do it again
fentmom
it was amazing it endeared poor people to me so much
fentmom
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NOOOOO!! my comfort character !!
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>exit
fentmom
This Is Not An Exit
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>exit
fentmom
the postal movie is genuinely funny
fentmom
i like the shootout where each party fails at maiming anyone with their guns except random child actors and a guy in an electronic wheelchair
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Ofc it is, it's directed by Uwe Boll
fentmom
all the kids go like "wooahh!!" and "cowabunga dude" when they get shot i couldnt stop laughing
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
My favourite part is when kids get smoked
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Zack_Ward_LF.jpg
Okay but real talk though, Zack Ward is a perfect cast role for Randal, he's got slanted eyes and is ginger and is canadian
fentmom
yeah even though he doesnt look like postal dude he is like the same genre of man as him
fentmom
randal is played by a biological female im sorry
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Nah
fentmom
You heard me
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
When?
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
In that OVA nobody watched?
fentmom
like 2.4 second ago
fentmom
sonic ova ?
fentmom
did you know sonic was voiced by an irish person in that
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I'm not falling for that
fentmom
[struggles with you for the glock pistol]
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
i fucking LOVE the sonic OVA its so fucking good
fentmom
yes i adore it
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
i love sonics voice in it omg
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
True
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
YOU MIGHT KNOW EVERYTHING IM GOING TO DO BUT THATS NOT GOING TO HELP YOU BECAUSE I KNOW EVERYTHING YOURE GOING TO DO!!!
STRANGE ISNT IT!!!?!???
>>775871
fentmom
i like it when knuckles who is like a cowboy tells tails off for being a pervert
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Junichi Kanemaru my beloved
fentmom
>>775868
STRANGE ISNT IT??????????????????????????????????????????
fentmom
[hurts balls] ouuughh!!!
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
god i love that line, genuinely my favourite sonic quote ever
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Balls hurt :(
fentmom
why was knuckles a cowboy and why did tails sexually harass a woman dr robotman was trying to kidnap
>>775877
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
cos it was fucking awesome
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>775875
It was an accident he didn't mean to grope her tho
fentmom
i love Media that poses more questions than answers
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Tails is like 8 he;s too young to be on a watchlist
fentmom
tails was wrong for that off to jail
fentmom
ith you tails
fentmom
one time i said to my friend "i think sonic the hedgehog is inherently black coded" and someone on the street looked at me funny
>>775887
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
HIS NAME IS MILES PROWER
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Every time my mind goes back to that scene of that okapi girl strip dancing in BEastars
>>775886
straw bury
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i like the album cover of vexovoid by portal
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>775882
He's japanese I think
fentmom
yeah i didnt need to see that right now
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Yes you did
fentmom
where are the badger and raccoon ladys at the strip club
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
You needed this
fentmom
thats where i would be throwing all my dollars
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Fent don't put your dick in roadkill
fentmom
idk some of these shawties i got be looking like road kill
straw bury
i wish i had a guy to hug rn
fentmom
strawb can i give you some unwarranted Life Advice again
straw bury
yes
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Where's that vocaloid song about mpreg arggghhh
fentmom
when you go out into clubs and bars and stuff you should try to make friends with a lot of afab people too
>>775903
fentmom
they're the real rocks of the community there
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
i made friends with an afab once it was terrible
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>775901
Poop dimension
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
dont trust a theyfab itll be bad
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
THeyfab?
fentmom
weirdly enough my experience with theyfabs and such was inversed
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
(is still bitter about that one theyfab that invited me over even though their brother and also the plumber was their and their stupid fucking dog wouldnt leave me alone!!! grr)
straw bury
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u know what? i DONT like the album cover of outre by portal
fentmom
homestuck theyfabs saved my life and turned me into the failure of a woman you are looking at and talking at right now
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
>>775911
nonbinary afab ppl who dont transition but then like also insert themselves into transexual discourse as though they have authority on it
>>775922
fentmom
just close your eyes and imagine
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
*closes*
fentmom
i am like semi they-mab if thats a thing
anon
>>775912
That's a pretty cool cover tbh
anon
But my favorite cover ever will always be steely dan and the royal scam
anon
Speaking of which, when is my twink compatriot Luca going to get back on
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>775914
I see, thank you
fentmom
captainhowdie is sort of a theyfab
fentmom
but theyre too schizoid to like seriously count
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Not this again
fentmom
i want to live in a mansion with captainhowdie and that awful maia poet person from tiwtter
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I am much more interested in the incest drama
straw bury
i also like the album cover of terrifyer by pig destroyer but idk if i should post it
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Mostly because I enjoy incest (in fiction)
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Coffin game still sucks but still
fentmom
i have seen way too much incest irl to ever enjoy it in fiction but i would like a clone of myself
fentmom
although it wouldnt be in that context
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
That's not incest
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Silly Fent
straw bury
my brother ugly as hell
fentmom
people would argue its the same
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I'm the only kid
fentmom
anyway lord byron and the rest of the romanticists like answered this question long ago
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Lord Byron was the gayest man in Britian ever
fentmom
you're supposed to like marry your childhood friends who youve grown up with since they basically understand you like a sibling would
fentmom
we all have narcissistic sexualties to some degree
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I wouldn't marry my cousin
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
If I had one that us
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I'm not sure if I have one or not my family tree is too tangled
fentmom
>>775944
ok but wheres karkat (this is a joke youre not karkat)
romeo
thank god
fentmom
thinking about the time i told a karkinnie hey i can be your dave lol
romeo
i love that fucking john egbert plushie so much i want him so bad but im poor
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>775944
Miyuki.....
fentmom
>>775952
see im luther because i would keep catmen as pets
fentmom
not even in a weird sexual way i just think it would be funny
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Personally, not to try offend anyone but I e=never understood kinning. Yes, I have a lot of characters I like but I never really found myself relating to them. I like them but I don't see them as a reflection of myself
romeo
man death metal bands have really silly names
fentmom
its only something i do when i am feeling very isolated and mentally ill
Dakota
wow i cant even post fully clothed pics on 4chan anymore without getting banned i must hae pissed a mod off
fentmom
yeah i was posting bulge pics on /tttt/ and i never got banned despite harassing several boards 24/7 with the same ip range basically i think it really does come down to which mod likes you or not
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Not the fucking berryjak istg
Dakota
oh i also got a new hospital bill today for 11000 more dollars
fentmom
>>775965
did i ever tell you when i was a kid i bullied this weird dutch guy so hard he came back to the chat like 3 years later talking about roiding and jelqing
>>775972
Dakota
some mod went through and picked like 4 posts i made fully dressed, called them camwhore posts and banned me
anon
>>775962
We must secure a future for our culture and our trans children or something
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Got banned once for posting anime girl feet on r9k
fentmom
when i was a teen i was unparalleled at like harassing adults i didnt like into having drastic identity shifts
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>775971
Like the whole website of just some board?
>>775976
fentmom
i was perma'd from the whole site for like being mean to russians and BRs and polish people
>>775980
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Wow
romeo
but it was only on the ip address of my phone at school so i could post at home
>>775985
fentmom
i evaded the ban in like 3 minutes and got right back to it
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>775975
Justified
Dakota
so basically my week has been shit and istill cant eat properly
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I'm so used to getting other people's permabans due to dynamic ips I'm not suprisied anymore
SadChan🍉🍉
NYAN CAT :D
SadChan🍉🍉
NYAN CAT :D
anon
>>775983
#edit (unknown error) to nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan and this just over and over again until you sort of run out of post length
SadChan🍉🍉
NYAN CAT :D
SadChan🍉🍉
YIPEE
SadChan🍉🍉
WHOOPPEEEE
Dakota
kinda depressed can't even post sfw pics of myself anymore cuz someone hates me
romeo
nyannyannyannyannyan
fentmom
>>775993
of course but only because we are vory v zakone
straw bury
nya nya nyanya nyanyanyanya nya nya nya nytanyanyanyanyanyanyanyanyanyanyanyanyanyanya nya nyanya nyanyanyanyanya nya nya nya nyanyanyanyanyanyanyanyanyanyanyanyanyanya
fentmom
>>775998
useful information thank you
kate 🐅
I got a new phone as a birthday gift
anon
>>775989
#edit (unknown error) to nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan and this just over and over again until you sort of run out of post length
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Fent you need to explain one thing
romeo
.skip (video skipped)
fentmom
i like to explain what is it
>>776007
romeo
PEAK
straw bury
meow
straw bury
mraaoowowww
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Who skipped BFDI
fentmom
contain those tiddies
straw bury
MIAOOWWWW >:(
fentmom
one time this guy took his off and told me to put it on bc my pecs were too big and portruding through my shirt
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Just one? I can fix that
Dakota
the left tit is bigger so i assume its trying to catch up
anon
,
fentmom
>>776022
this was like 3 years ago you need a time travel machine
>>776025
romeo
.play help me erin hatsune miku
>>776026
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>776023
No prblem
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>776024
I like BeatMario because he has a song about poo, pee and his dick
>>776030
fentmom
nothing can stop me from making my life into a performance for trans mascs and theyfabs this is my life porpoise
>>776033
Dakota
sigh i'll never pay this debt i'm so fucked
>>776032
kate 🐅
got a swamp cooler working, had it for a long time but just nevar used it
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
BeatMArio is based tho
romeo
>>776027
can you perform for me by cosplaying as tsukasa so i can cosplay as rui and we can kiss
>>776040
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Look at that oooo
straw bury
meow omg hatsune miku
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Oksaasan
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
True OGs remember
straw bury
i have never rlly tried listening to hatsune miku before
fentmom
>>776033
googling those characters now in order to make it happen
romeo
i'm an afab so trust me you will do it
>>776045
Dakota
its gonna get in the way of my orchi just watch
romeo
there's a fucking pimple on my tongue
>>776048
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>776041
You're AFAB? I thought you were a guy?
>>776051
fentmom
america and debt scares me
>>776049
Dakota
ct scan was 8000 dollars alone
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>776043
Hate that
straw bury
>>776046
the strat is to just move to seattle and join a regenerative art commune/polycule
Dakota
they're trying to get me on full medicade but i bet it wont help anymore
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>776051
I see
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Gender trans is a nice word

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