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anon
that's what I did to score a job in the lumberyard
fentmom
i got a flannel two actually
fentmom
i guess ill wear those to go beg for kitchen porter jobs in
fentmom
oh yeah time to play violent video game
fentmom
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yeah sorry sexy llama isnt gonna get me to buy your shit ad
yngven
:3
fentmom
hello fellow nb flag
yngven
helo
yngven
how goes it
fentmom
jobless and lookign for job
yngven
mood
anon
hm
fentmom
.play all about lily chou chou
shrimp
twink
anon
will you kiss my biceps they hurt
>>777274
anon
thank you
shrimp
anything for that new 5090...
>>777282
0.3604% laptopbooger!boymodewng
#smartai can shrimp think

The cognitive abilities of shrimp, and crustaceans more broadly, are a fascinating subject in comparative neurobiology. While shrimp lack the complex centralized brain structures found in vertebrates (like mammals or birds), they do possess a decentralized nervous system with ganglia—clusters of neurons that process sensory input and coordinate behavior.

Research suggests that shrimp exhibit **rudimentary cognition**, though not in the way humans conceptualize "thinking." For example:
- They demonstrate **associative learning** (e.g., associating light cues with food rewards).
- Some species show **spatial memory**, navigating environments effectively.
- Cleaner shrimp (*Lysmata amboinensis*) have displayed **problem-solving skills**, such as manipulating objects to access food.

However, their behaviors are largely driven by instinctual neural circuits refined by evolution rather than abstract reasoning or self-awareness. Unlike octopuses (cephalopods with notable intelligence), shrimp operate on simpler reflexive and learned responses to environmental stimuli.

In summary: Shrimp don’t "think" in a human-like sense but process information adaptively within ecological niches—a testament to evolutionary efficiency rather than conscious deliberation. can shrimp think
0.3605% laptopbooger!boymodewng
QED
shrimp
ive been thinking
0.3606% laptopbooger!boymodewng
You can't.
shrimp
and yet
anon
>>777276
If I do get you a 5090ti, you are going to have to suck my (redacted) for like 5 months straight
shrimp
deal
anon
Because like 90% of my money comes as oil checks, I can't easily liquidate alot of the land and property
0.3607% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>oil checks
as a simple blue collar lowly shift worker I simply cannot relate. I spend every day (every 4 days) grinding so hard (yapping)
anon
>>777286
When an oil company and a mineral rights owner love each other very much, the oil company pays the mineral rights owner royalties to drill on their land as a percentage of the monthly profits from the oil
shrimp
ohhhhhhhh
anon
Meaning that I actually fuckin hate Trump and his drill baby drill retardation because all of my oil is already tapped, I do also have alot of shale which I guess when Trump decides chemicals in the water is a good things will make money with fracking
fentmom
when are we launching an all out attack on a cargo ship bringing 100 tons of dr*gs into the country and seizing the goods for ourselves
fentmom
it can be like miami vice but we're the bad guys too
anon
This but with foreign crude oil
anon
Specifically foreign crude coming in, because alot of the crude coming from our land is also getting sent to Saudi Arabia for them to refine
shrimp
soooo its a yes to the 5090 right
shrimp
:3
fentmom
TA what weapons are we using to storm the cargo ship / mansion / drug den
anon
I'm too much of a cheapskate to buy it new, but maybe used and also convince someone to trade down
>>777301
fentmom
i want to use m4 carbine rifle with drum magazine
fentmom
toney montana
shrimp
>>777298
i dont even need smth that expensive id be happy with like a 3090 regular and 16 more gb of ram...
>>777304
anon
>>777301
I actually have a 3090 I'm not using cause my motherboard is broken lmao
>>777306
shrimp
>>777304
why doesnt windows have the pleading emoji pretend i posted the pleading emoji
fentmom
this game has so many wacky chinese guns in it i love it
fentmom
you can even pick up some tricked out glock pistol thats been given a hello kitty makeover
anon
I have an Ultra 87, and I have a certain affection for shitty chinese guns
anon
Like you can tell their industry is not well tooled for weapons manufacture, but they have to make it, so it's like the biggest corner cutting shit possible coming from people that have likely never seen a gun outside of a few schematics they stole from the US
anon
And their insane limitations lead to things like a sniper rifle grenade launcher
>>777312
0.3609% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>777313
thats* rong* tho*
please use correct grammar, it would be appreciated.
anon
Their possessive because it is THEIR limitations
shrimp
twink you have fallen for the oldest trick in the booger book
>>777320
anon
It's okay, I like bloober's tricks
anon
She's cute
shrimp
ikr
shrimp
>>777320
you wrote a whole book don't be shy
anon
>>777324
Oh yeah that piece of shit lmao
shrimp
so twink how many months of straight dick sucking do i need to do for ur 3090
anon
I'll tell you what, mardi gras is in like 8 months I believe, so if you ever want to come down for a Mardi Gras, I'd let you stay at my place, suck my dick a few times, then I'd give it to you at a discount so that I could get a used one later on
>>777330
anon
>>777330
I mean like 400 bucks or so
fentmom
now thats for taking out police helicopters
>>777335
anon
>>777333
It is, basically the Chinese don't really have the manufacturing no-how for a proper anti-materiel weapon as well as the no-how for alot of squad support stuff, so they rolled everything into one massively dogshit package and did the Chinese classic of hoping "big number scares Western pig" so they never have to use it
>>777337
shrimp
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oh huh wow theyre uh rather expensive arent they
shrimp
sry daddy
anon
I will DIE if you call me daddy, literally DIE in a negative way
shrimp
thats kinda amusing tho
shrimp
do you prefer Father
anon
I will throw myself out this WINDOW
anon
It's one story and I've fallen from it before
anon
What do i call you?
anon
You can call me sexy
anon
Okay sexy.
anon
Wait is this shrimp or just a random anon, because I meant for that to go for a random anon
shrimp
thats just a random anon
anon
shrimp has to call me something more creative
shrimp
uncle?
anon
Oh my GOD I am going to JUMP
shrimp
bwah
anon
I need to take more pictures and post them
shrimp
ok u dont like sir, daddy, what about uhh master
anon
I'm okay with that one, but there is a caveat in that I have had BAD experiences with that too lmao
shrimp
are ur issues with the others from bad experiences
anon
Oh no I just think daddy stuff is grody, and sir I mean I guess but I'm not super into that it's just bland to me, also I am way to like heteroflexible for someone to call me sir,
anon
You don't get to wear pasties and a thong in the French Quarter and have people call you sir
shrimp
i dont see why not
anon
Mayhaps, idk normally I'm fine with people just calling me my name lol
shrimp
i mean it is very like stuffy and formal
shrimp
carl
anon
THAT "S NOT MY NAMEE!!!!
shrimp
but what if its my name for you
anon
When I was chatting with straw girl she kept calling me carl on here and I would cry in the whiniest voice I could "Dat's not my namme!!!
shrimp
cute
anon
Also I hope she knows I was playing up the butthurt from losing repeatedly because it was funny I was getting my ass whipped so bad
shrimp
i thought u were like... actually mad...
shrimp
syke
anon
lmao, I haven't played an FPS in over 3 years, so I kind of expected to be bad, but GOD I am so rusty
shrimp
no i think it was apparent
shrimp
yeah straftat is also pretty uhhh hardcore and fast
anon
I told her that I was going to secretly make an alt and put like 3000 hours into straftat
anon
I played Quake Champions alot, I'm not unfamiliar with that type of game, but I also like only like a handful of weapons in straftat too
shrimp
ah ya
shrimp
some of them are dogshit lol
anon
I wish that like there were more explosives and explosive jumping was a more major part of it
shrimp
that would be really fun yeah, the rockets as they are auto knock you back and if they hit you they 1 shot u usually
anon
>>777378
Oh really? You know I have a tens unit thing that I can program to shock me when I lose
>>777389
fentmom
that game looks fun
fentmom
i will play when i have a mouse mat and a stable connection
anon
I just like TF2 too much, so I want to play some tf2 again
shrimp
its one of the best shooters ever probably
shrimp
id play tf2
shrimp
i loooooove tf2
fentmom
had to stop playing tf2 lately when a demoknight killed me from halfway across the map with a sword
anon
>>777389
It's not for muscle relief, it's for a different kind of relief
fentmom
felt like that was time to clock out
anon
I will admit, demoknight is one of my least favorite parts of TF2
fentmom
extremely boring to fight against
fentmom
like they just become what you have to focus on in a way thats different to duelling another scot
anon
Yeah, they are just brick walls that move stupid fast and every single demoknight player just like picks on circuit on the map to run around and farm on
fentmom
also i personally hate them so i beeline to kill them
fentmom
every demoknight also is like
fentmom
somebody who represents a group on the internet i have a hard time empathising with
anon
black people
fentmom
no i mean like people called Astolfo Fucker (she/her)
anon
You were thinking it
shrimp
I WASNT
fentmom
black people probably play classes in tf2 like soldier because hes like goku
shrimp
i dont have an issue with demoknight tho
fentmom
just a lone warrior
fentmom
one time i just switched to demoknight and got four kills in a row while going "WOW...WOW...EPIC..WOW.." and then i quit the game
shrimp
skill issue most likely
anon
Black people like fighting games and any time I am with a black person, they always want to play injustice 2 with me
anon
So I know how to play Bane really well in Injustice
anon
Moral of the story, I took a black person with me as a date to a Mardi Gras ball so I am certified not racist, never racist, and never can be called racist
>>777417
shrimp
>>777415
i dont even understand what this means
anon
It means I am blackballed and can't join Southern Yacht Club lol
fentmom
my black ex girlfriend said i was like a reverse oreo
shrimp
ESTABLISHED FOR THE ADVANCEMENT OF THE SCIENCE OF SAILING AND YACHTING, AND FOR THE ENCOURAGEMENT OF ATHLETIC COMPETITION AND SOCIAL INTERACTION AMONGST
>>777421
shrimp
its members
shrimp
the souther yacht club
anon
Yeah, I am actually a junior member of southern yacht club so that was a fib
anon
My aunt got me in
shrimp
is ur family built on blood money
>>777430
fentmom
yes hes a cajun or something like that
anon
Speaking of which I ought to sign up for a regatta mayhaps
anon
>>777426
When I was in grade school and we were learning about slavery, there was like a word I learned for like "a really big plantation with over a thousand slaves" and I asked my dad about it and he said "oh yeah the (last name here)'s had one of those in Haiti before the revolution)", so yes
>>777437
anon
But we all got out of that sooner than the US did lol, and we all just went into maritime law and shipping
>>777437
anon
Actually I feel like my genetics are like a cartoonish confluence of evil lmao
>slave owners
>German industrialists
>mafiosos
>oil barons
>lawyers
>>777437>>777435
anon
wtf am i walking into
fentmom
>>777433
damn you wanna let me hold some of that oil baron money
anon
Nah, most of the oil money is running dry because the family are a bunch of wastrels, then again "running dry" here means like 2 million dollars worth of oil rights lol
anon
that's a lot of dots shrimp
shrimp
its very interesting
anon
Looking into this!
anon
shrimp is determining the reality of taking my blood money (a used 3090)
>>777450
anon
what's your life insurance policy like twink
anon
Too young to have one, but you could like kill my mom or something (don't do this, I'll be implicated)
fentmom
if i won like a lottery (check this GET btw) i would deffo buy some big ass mansion to be like my familys seat
anon
? i have one
anon
Why? You don't have kids do you?
>>777448
fentmom
all the failchildren could continue to live in it
fentmom
i plan on having some in 3-5 years
fentmom
FentDad
anon
same reason i have a retirement plan at like 23 lol. Work
anon
>>777450
It wouldn't work out, I am a massive cheapskate
shrimp
well if the sex is good then idrc
>>777457
anon
I do spend money on nice dates and such though, I don't mind buying people nice things, but you aren't going to get the massive payday out of it, I've seen too many people on my mom's side get completely sunk from that stuff
fentmom
lets just say some of the routes in my VN are close to complete
anon
>>777454
Oh yeah, the sex will be good, still want to have fun with you and your girlfriend, you two seem like you'd make a cute couple
fentmom
annoying uk ad
shrimp
i CANT believe u just said that PUBLICLY
>>777461
fentmom
a bunch of gay theatre kids sharing a hall with SportsBall players ... yes these people live in harmony together irl
shrimp
i dont either
anon
I know
shrimp
but i do get flustered sometimes
anon
That's cute, I wish I could get you really flustered, but alas, you are CANADIAN
shrimp
a fucking leaf
shrimp
canadians are famously hard to fluster
shrimp
its really funny cause i have total self control over the internet but id probably be a total mess in person lol
>>777469
anon
>>777468
I know, it makes me want to mess with you in person
fentmom
im weirdly the opposite irl
anon
IRL I don't like to be too much of an attention whore tbh, I like to let other people feel nice
fentmom
im an attention whore irl but im sensible about it
anon
I'll still be fairly proactive and such
fentmom
online i am manchild screaming
shrimp
it really depends on who im around
shrimp
normally i am a pretty composed person
shrimp
but i have weaknesses such as:
being in public
tall men
women
people i dont know
>>777478
anon
>>777477
>tall men
>being in public
Hello there
anon
why is it so hard to get my shit together
anon
you have to say "it is what it is" a few more times
anon
Well sometimes, but I also like being tall
shrimp
being a switch is hard
anon
I do wish someone could throw me around instead of having to like "sell" the getting pinned down stuff lol
shrimp
i relate
anon
Don't worry, you won't have to pretend with me
shrimp
we'll see lol
shrimp
im gonna start lifting......
anon
I don't think that will help you much
fentmom
my weakness used to be other people with cluster b disorders but lately thats been changing
shrimp
#ai what are cluster b disorders

cluster b disorders are a group of personality disorders characterized by dramatic, emotional, or erratic behavior. they include:

1. **narcissistic personality disorder (npd)**: inflated sense of self-importance, need for admiration, lack of empathy.
2. **borderline personality disorder (bpd)**: emotional instability, fear of abandonment, impulsivity, unstable relationships.
3. **antisocial personality disorder (aspd)**: disregard for others' rights, manipulative behavior, lack of remorse.
4. **histrionic personality disorder (hpd)**: excessive emotionality, attention-seeking, rapidly shifting emotions.

often exaggerated in pop culture but often misunderstood. high comorbidity with trauma, mood disorders, etc. not edgy or cool, just messy coping mechanisms dialed up to 11. what are cluster b disorders
shrimp
ohhh ya
fentmom
2. is the main one
shrimp
its 3 for me
fentmom
i think covid broke BPD people
fentmom
or rather i cant not look at every friend group that fucks eachother and not feel critical about it
fentmom
everything feels like a bomb waiting to go off now
fentmom
my thoughts turn to picking out a selection of people and living on a nice island for normal people with them
>>777505
Luca
sup peeps
fentmom
hallo luca
fentmom
>>777505
I am not afraid. I will fight.
fentmom
whenever i meet someone else who knows what baneposting is we inevitably subject some poor train carriage to a complete runthrough of the dialogue in that scene
anon
First one to talk gets to talk first
shrimp
>>777508
i will! don't think ur 7 inches of heigh and actual mma experiences gives u some sort of advantage...
>>777519
Luca
>>777516
Or perhaps he was wondering why someone would say its almost harvesting season... before having sown his fields
fentmom
Who paid you to grab Lady Isola of Suno
>>777525
anon
>>777515
I've been doing good, just waiting for classes to start
anon
Everyone in Baton Rouge year round are bums so I am waiting for like students and stuff to get here, because I am tired of going to like fucking chipotle as a date
>>777522
shrimp
jorks it
Luca
>>777518
He didn't... i cant think of anything. big guy 4u
anon
Classes start in a week though
shrimp
are you in school twink
anon
Ye
shrimp
ou
anon
>>777524
Well there's a first time for everything
shrimp
they host the majors every year
Luca
>>777526
damn... well, hopefully class invigorates you. though usually it just makes me want to get out of school more
>>777541
shrimp
waow....
anon
>>777537
It's more that I am legit tired of going out with people that like aren't students
Luca
I'm so confused, do you like, just date women and men all day lmfao
>>777546>>777549
anon
when do you graduate twink?
>>777553
fentmom
I Can't Wait To Be Normal
>>777547
Luca
>>777546
At this point I'm focused on my studies and trying to get a job, though the focus faltees
anon
>>777542
Well, look, alright listen, I like am going to school so that I can at least say I do something other than act like a degenerate scion
>>777550
fentmom
i have a good way out of this rut/mess im in or could fall back into
fentmom
the bottleneck is just finding some min wage job so i can do this training course
>>777591
anon
>>777554
I would be fucked if I didn't have a trustfund
anon
if it delayed for like a year... possibly better
anon
but the job market for CS right now is HOT GARBAGE
anon
unless you're some insane AI researcher
>>777563
anon
I'm legit only doing it because it interests me
>>777561
shrimp
tfw my job is making twink's degree worse
anon
And I am hoping that cybersec is fairly safe relative to the others, because the population is only getting more retarded
>>777565
Luca
>>777558
posterior probability is for schmucks
anon
erm pretty much everything in CS has frozen hiring right now
shrimp
>>777562
i think as long as youre a smart driven person compsci will still be a good degree to get there will be tons of compsci work it just wont be writing boilerplate which you dont get a compsci degree to do anyways unless im wrong maybe you do
>>777569
anon
omg that's cute you're the new 2008 grads
anon
Recession time
anon
I know, it's recession time
anon
I love completely self inflicted recessions
>>777576
Luca
>>777569
I can think of many languages where boilerplate is the bread and butter
shrimp
>>777569
#reply

boilerplate is the repetitive or generic code/text you reuse in projects to save time. it's like a template—stuff you don’t wanna rewrite constantly. often seen in legal disclaimers, basic project setups, or contract clauses. saves effort but can be kinda uninspired.
Luca
I know what it is, but, boilerplate in what sense?
>>777575
fentmom
you ever think people can like see the cluster b or whatever on your face or just see it radiating off you, from the way you talk or walk or whatever
anon
>>777570
eh. I mean we have been putting off a recession for a long time. It's inevitable imo. The reason it's going to be so bad right now is because we've been allergic to actually allowing markets, and companies to fail. Which then means when it fails like it is now it will fail bigly (to borrow a term)
>>777579
rosie
how do you know if your hrt is too much and your body is overcompensating with t
anon
>>777576
We went through a recession post Covid and the market was completely strong up until a certain someone decided to declare a unilateral trade war with the rest of the planet
>>777582
anon
bloodtest
anon
>>777579
did we tho? we printed a shit ton of money during covid and then lowered interest rates a ton, and then procedeed to CONTINUE TO PRINT MONEY AFTER THE "RECESSION" WAS DONE AND THEN NEVER RAISE INTEREST RATES
>>777586>>777584
Luca
>>777581
slop in what sense? like you're writing shit code, or perhaps just reinventing the wheel?
>>777585
anon
>>777582
Yes, that's generally what you do when the economy is in meltdown, and then you go through an inflationary period, which had come to an end in around 2022
shrimp
>>777583
i guess like both of those, just like generic business software or smth idk. i am not from the Industry so idrk exactly what i mean
anon
>>777582
Also what are you talking about Powell jacked up the interest rates to 5% iirc in 2022
anon
and even still there was excessive spending all throughout bidens term, then trumps term before, and now again through trumps second term
anon
we've been staving off a recession for years, the covid "recession" was barely a recession
>>777592
anon
>>777589
We had an economic contraction of 10%, but even disregarding that, we had a contraction post covid as well, and then recovered
anon
And like yeah during economic disaster like a worldwide pandemic, you engage in government spending, then have an inflationary period, and then jack up the interest rates when things stabilize, which is what happened, until a certain someone decided to just click the recession button
>>777610
anon
i'm hungry
anon
twink 2
Luca
if I were twink 2, I'd be chakking people
>>777600
fentmom
im the closest thing here to twink 2
Luca
twink 3
Luca
I'm gonna get my ass chakked
anon
>>777602
and yet you are twinkflagless. Curious.
anon
reminder that twinks should be fucked thoroughly :3
Luca
hold on. I'll play one game.
>>777611
fentmom
talking to chatgpt about zoe quinn
anon
>>777593
oh yeah sorry, i ddin't reply to this. That's not my understanding of the economy from 2020 onwards. But I don't have the knowledge on hand to properly argue it. I think you may be right. I have to do some more research and think about it more. But what you posted seems accurate. It just wasn't my understanding
>>777613
anon
>>777610
You are welcome to, let me put it this way, the estimates in 2020 was total economic disaster, the disaster was averted, and then come like 2023 there was broad optimism for strong consistent growth, then bang someone pressed the recession button and declared a trade war on the entire rest of the planet
straw bury
>>777509
i went out with a guy once and he just walked around at 1 am recuiting homeless ppl like warband
>>777621
shrimp
twink
anon
shrimp
shrimp
if i come down to mardi gras youll protect me from ice right
>>777622
straw bury
>>777621
each of them had a completely different view of the universe and sets of unique arcane knowledge and i think he was gonna bring them all to the train station and make them debate each other but i went home before that
>>777624
fentmom
>>777623
sometimes its novel and fun to be unemployed
straw bury
:3
anon
strawgirl
straw bury
twinkanon VNMASKED.............
shrimp
woah
anon
I have TAKEN the altar
straw bury
:(
anon
Just so you know, I normally don't wear that out, that's my smoking outfit
Luca
Old jacket
anon
>>777649
Normally a nice button down and like khakis or something, jeans too, and then like a sports coat
straw bury
dont encourage him shrimp hes a sex pest
anon
Insulting ME!
Luca
For somebody like you, at least
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