<:3

the 3 is shrimp eyebrows

shrimpbrows

rimcrows

>>778976
incredible

your brand is so powerful. i know of no other long dog poster on the internet. you are a very special girl.

>she wouldnt suck the meat socks

youll never get married at this rate

only if its 0mg nic

you are what you eat

admitted to cannibalism

ye

she eats men...

>>778993
do not eat men they do not shower

>>778994
boysmell...

>>778995
it's fine in the ocean

since they are showered there

lskjdghdkfjg

>>779000
vapers go to super double hell so no

i loving blowing vapour on stranger's children

>>779004
it rly doesn't get old

>>779005
being scared of them is silly but they're stupid and unpleasant not spooky

>>779007
smoking pure solid block of nic

theyre actually delicious

i enoucrage everyone to start vaping with no nicotine that way its not addictive itsjust yummy lung juice

cherry flavour lung polyps

i love flavoured oily air

idk isn't smoke like inherently bad for you?

generally speaking inhaling anything other than air is like, a negative

yes so you should only inhale air

getting into vaping air lately

vaping is absolutely harmful its just markedly less harmful than smoking at least. not that its good or that people should START vaping but smokers going to vaping is a good thing

l

okay

>>779020
what is okay?

okay things are okay

>>779018
harm reduction, sure

>>779022
are they really?

>>779024
gonna hve to consult the oracles on that one
#oracle ()

yep seems like it

based is not ok

>>779027
#oracle () ?

you have been deemed cringe prepare to die

noooooooooooooooooooooooooo

#riskflip (tails) sudoku

#oracle () am i cool

#riskflip (tails)

you hate to see it

darn

>>779028
#edit i to y

oh yeah there was another i at the start

akjdhfksdj

y'm sylly

y'm tired

y'm evil shrimp

what makes you evil?

evil truly is a choice

#botsay liberal politics

>>779044
name a single bad choice you've made other than not voice training enough

#botsay libertarian politics

#botsay illiberal politics

>>779048
well thats not a bad choice i made cause im not a trans girl but uh one bad choice i made was smoking weed the second i woke up

#botsay library politics

shrimp why are you evil you cant be evil

>>779051
oh sorry i thought you were i'm sorry i made bad choice i am evil i'm sorry sudoku time

no its ok my identity is purposely ambiguous cause i think its funny

#ai i vape on children its hilarious

bruh that’s not funny. keep that crap to yourself. vaping around kids is messed up. i vape on children its hilarious

unknowable shrimp

the amazing ambiguous shrimp see it's many wonders step inside it's intestines

do NOT

my insides are off limits!!

i barely ate today but im not hungry

>>779053
because im going to make bad choices

i did not intend to do that lmao

i think im finally rejecting the food psyop

>>779065
oh dear

im going to make ANOTHEr EVIL BAD choice

>>779067
woke BROWN steps... woke WONKY steps...

so pronouns get houses???????????? i see how it is then

i know what youtube channel that thumbnail is supposed to be

>>779075
it just continues

love you all

i love you too anonymous user collective

my feelings are complicated towards the anonymous user collective

the anonymous user collective must address the latest controversy

>>779083
does one bad anon spoil the bushel of anons?

>>779084
anonymous situation is crazy

>is getting worse

>>779085
aaas (all anons are shitposters)

maybe sometimes anons speak helpful nonsense

i think anonymouses can make goodness in this world

a nonny mouse

if you will

i am the only true anon here btw

you're all a bunch of postlickers!!!!

tasty post you gotta admit

>>779094
that makes you not anon

im anon

>>779093
may i?

>>779097
this thought had struck me before

you all think im shrimp but its very possible that im pretending to be them

>>779099
you may

which would be very evil to do

no one can pretend to be shrimp

>>779101
such is the way of pseudonyms

>>779104
you spoke too soon...

>>779105
imposter.........

>>779106
i did not

>>779106
do not pretend to be me thanks

i would never say that

>>779108
do not pretend to not be me

i would say that...

>>779110
sorry

>>779111
9/11 1

we should ban anon posting

and add age verification (to protect the children)

>>779112
that's better

>>779114
>>779115
now this is a good idea

>>779113
soidghsodfg

>>779114
but how will mods post then?

everyone knows every anonymous post on this forum is by a moderator or higher

this goes all the way to the top

the entire site is mods

>>779119
theres only one mod everyone knows that

>>779122
don't tell them that

>>779123
meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

this is just a website of one person talking to chatbots with occasional real users that stumble in

this is why they call it the flube psychosis web site

.play [YouTube]

::flube psychosis

wtf

wtffff

bw truly has fallen if there is no flube psychosis

>>779127
why havent they changed the name yet

::psychosis

>>779132
#itsover (485)

just normal flubes. so sad

chat im hungry

>>779133
i think opworm would be mad if i did that

>>779138
have you heard of food? new update just dropped

no

you should check out food it's pretty good

>>779139
but he said he was gonna change so long ago

ok im gonna go try this "food" thing

>>779143
worm moves at worm's own pace

we cant accept that im afraid i have to take this up to the board

the board will decide what happens

the board is /lgbt/

this website is /lgbt/

no not that board, the *board*

of directors?

yea

ahh

yes hello this is director anon

how can i help you?

you arent fooling anyone

oh yeah? then explain my phenomenal cosmic powers

omg it's the director anon holy shit hii

hello

>>779157
i can explain

>>779160
do it

wait i can explain

i'm waiting

maybe if we wait long enough then we'll find out

it takes some time to cook like food in of the in

oh right i forgot

i was going to explain something

anyway

how about this weather

pretty warm still what's up with that

yea idk what the gov is thinking

need to fix the weather satellites and give us some better balance

i did not vote for this weather

>>779176
more like iGROAN cause ur dumb lol

i already AM groaning (negative, derogatory)

#rekt (486)

do they mean drawing porn or hwat

bruh
applying to college with a resume of drawing porn doesn't sound great

and
>3-4 years
aren't college applications for people who are like turning 18
Concerning

thank you for using my true name please ask your question

>garfileld

gar-file ulld

the secret is that one of them is an uppercase i

>>779192
"person different me no like"

actively trying to hurt or kill people tends to not be helpful for the survival of the human race as a whole

are you trying to find a justifiable position for racism or somethin anon

and if i fail to explain it to your satisfaction...

i am willingly choosing to not explain it to your satisfaction please do 9/12

and what a delightful conscience it will be

meow meow meow meow meow emowm ewo meow meow meow meow meow emow mewom we meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meowkme kmewo mewom emwom

woof

MEOW

#meow

#usay meow meow meow meow meow emwo meowem mewom ewmom wemomwe momwe omeow mowemomwo m weomowemowmeomwoemew

#hsay meow woof bark meow meow meow bark bark BARK bark

#usay catchads won

its worktime

evil worktime

evil work for the evil worker

>>779213
im just soooooo evil hehe

What is the likelihood of being seen as a "performative male" when you are a bit feminine/fruity? I'm so terrified of this.

idk about other people but i would not see u as a performative male

The performative male stereotype is like book reading, tote bag clutching, etc and I do read books (in public also) and also I accidentally did the tote bag clutching thing a lot like last week

i wish u could just randomly pat peoples heads at completely inappropriate times irl

it should be kind of like a handshake

I gotta admit though, men with nail polish look performative a lot of the time even to me

wait what r they performing tho

i think its brainworms

They're just trying to look safe you know, it's not that horrible (but a lot of people online stereotype them as sexual assaulters lol)

I don't tihnk that anyone irl thinks about it that way it

wait what

Yeah that's a performative male

i guess i dont know what a "performative male" is

i had to google it too
seems like slang for a guy who performs femininity so they can be seen as safe by other people and gain social benefits (?)

i guess like dudes trying to seem safe so they can be around women?? more??

>>779230
i think you'll be fine to act that way if it's how you really wanna act
the idea of a performative male as some kind of wolf-in-sheeps-clothing thing sounds like fearmongering

dudes will always be doing mean bad shit but like. act how u wanna act i guess

i think men with nail polish r cute

I don't think I have ever seen one irl where I live but on the internet they are always shoving their fingers towards the camera in videos which irritates me

now THAT'S performative hehe

simply existing vs showing everyone how interesting you are and drawing attention to your quirky features

but i have a dumb take and worrying about things people think generally doesn't make sense
everyone else is too busy worrying about how they appear to care abt those around them

Lol I can't lie I'm kinda judgemental in my head it's one of my worst traits

If others are as bad as I am, it's over for me

And for everyone else

human race cancelled, earth scheduled for immediate destruction,

#poo

everyone is always talking shit about me behind my back :(

>>779247
That's over the line like at least keep the thoughts private bruh, even I try to as a super judgemental person

>>779247
stinky worthless people

>>779245
elaborate on this

To be honest I do usually try to balance it out by finding positive traits and trying to not be too harsh on others

And acknowledging how ridiculous it is

yep every person you'll ever meet has terrible flaws and lovely things about them

Yeah it's also clear that a lot of my judgements are manifestations of my own insecurities and projection.

many such cases
we tend to dislike when others reflect the shitty things in ourselves and lash out at them for it

>>779247
I'm sorry straw bury I feel like my response was kind of mean because I implied that it's not wrong to be judgemental

>>779256
issokay :3

>>779249
#hug

>>779261

meow

>>779267
twink

im evil today

>>779272
i'd like to see you try

im not broken...

i lied im so broken

dissolves in the glue

no im the one who dissolves from the solvents in the glue

anything can with the right solvent

if you can achieve such a herculean task i wont stop you

i love homophobia its so cute

.play schoolboy q tookie knows ii

woof

why is this 8 minutes

.jump 60

.jump 60

.jump 60

sometimes music videos are so annoying

ye i have a phd

>>779310
i guess it depends on how the story is written and the author's intent

this is pretty rad

twink

need to check how much blood in your butt

godspeed

>>779338
i'll tell the docs and we'll tick that right off so
>>779339
hold up

get that free government money every time

i've heard good thinggs about food yeah it seems like a useful time