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garfileld
need to fix the weather satellites and give us some better balance
nonners
i did not vote for this weather
anon
i voted for it 🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵
anon
sorry dat ur a brokey who can’t a ford ann iphone
>>779178
garfileld
>>779176
more like iGROAN cause ur dumb lol
anon
you’ll be groaning when i’m done with u bby
garfileld
i already AM groaning (negative, derogatory)
garfileld
#rekt (486)
anon
IMG_4944.jpg
shit like this is why i keep browsing reddit(cringe) actually made me laugh
garfileld
do they mean drawing porn or hwat
anon
yeah and EC means extra curriculars like for college app
garfileld
bruh
applying to college with a resume of drawing porn doesn't sound great
garfileld
and
>3-4 years
aren't college applications for people who are like turning 18
Concerning
anon
garfileld i have a question
garfileld
thank you for using my true name please ask your question
lain from scary computers
>garfileld
lain from scary computers
gar-file ulld
garfileld
the secret is that one of them is an uppercase i
anon
can you explain racism to me
>>779193
garfileld
>>779192
"person different me no like"
anon
why is it bad
garfileld
actively trying to hurt or kill people tends to not be helpful for the survival of the human race as a whole
anon
what if you didn’t want to hurt or kill them
garfileld
are you trying to find a justifiable position for racism or somethin anon
anon
yeah i want u to explain why its bad
garfileld
and if i fail to explain it to your satisfaction...
anon
then i do 9/11 again
garfileld
i am willingly choosing to not explain it to your satisfaction please do 9/12
anon
ok but the empire state building going down is on ur conscience buddy
garfileld
and what a delightful conscience it will be
straw bury
meow meow meow meow meow emowm ewo meow meow meow meow meow emow mewom we meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meowkme kmewo mewom emwom
evil shrimp
woof
straw bury
MEOW
garfileld
#meow
straw bury
#usay meow meow meow meow meow emwo meowem mewom ewmom wemomwe momwe omeow mowemomwo m weomowemowmeomwoemew
garfileld
#hsay meow woof bark meow meow meow bark bark BARK bark
evil shrimp
its worktime
evil shrimp
evil worktime
garfileld
evil work for the evil worker
>>779215
evil shrimp
>>779213
im just soooooo evil hehe
anon
What is the likelihood of being seen as a "performative male" when you are a bit feminine/fruity? I'm so terrified of this.
>>779314
Anonymous
you'll just be seen as a homo nonny, "performative" men don't exist outside the same internet cliques where "safe sleazy" means things
straw bury
idk about other people but i would not see u as a performative male
anon
The performative male stereotype is like book reading, tote bag clutching, etc and I do read books (in public also) and also I accidentally did the tote bag clutching thing a lot like last week
>>779220
straw bury
i wish u could just randomly pat peoples heads at completely inappropriate times irl
anon
it should be kind of like a handshake
>>779223
anon
I gotta admit though, men with nail polish look performative a lot of the time even to me
>>779260
straw bury
wait what r they performing tho
evil shrimp
i think its brainworms
anon
They're just trying to look safe you know, it's not that horrible (but a lot of people online stereotype them as sexual assaulters lol)
anon
I don't tihnk that anyone irl thinks about it that way it
evil shrimp
wait what
anon
Yeah that's a performative male
>>779234
evil shrimp
i guess i dont know what a "performative male" is
>>779306
garfileld
i had to google it too
seems like slang for a guy who performs femininity so they can be seen as safe by other people and gain social benefits (?)
garfileld
i guess like dudes trying to seem safe so they can be around women?? more??
garfileld
>>779230
i think you'll be fine to act that way if it's how you really wanna act
the idea of a performative male as some kind of wolf-in-sheeps-clothing thing sounds like fearmongering
garfileld
dudes will always be doing mean bad shit but like. act how u wanna act i guess
straw bury
i think men with nail polish r cute
anon
I don't think I have ever seen one irl where I live but on the internet they are always shoving their fingers towards the camera in videos which irritates me
garfileld
now THAT'S performative hehe
garfileld
simply existing vs showing everyone how interesting you are and drawing attention to your quirky features
garfileld
but i have a dumb take and worrying about things people think generally doesn't make sense
everyone else is too busy worrying about how they appear to care abt those around them
anon
Lol I can't lie I'm kinda judgemental in my head it's one of my worst traits
anon
If others are as bad as I am, it's over for me
anon
And for everyone else
garfileld
human race cancelled, earth scheduled for immediate destruction,
Anonymous
#poll pick one/poo poo spray/fabric
>>779250
garfileld
#poo
anon
>>779247
That's over the line like at least keep the thoughts private bruh, even I try to as a super judgemental person
anon
To be honest I do usually try to balance it out by finding positive traits and trying to not be too harsh on others
anon
And acknowledging how ridiculous it is
garfileld
yep every person you'll ever meet has terrible flaws and lovely things about them
anon
Yeah it's also clear that a lot of my judgements are manifestations of my own insecurities and projection.
garfield
many such cases
we tend to dislike when others reflect the shitty things in ourselves and lash out at them for it
anon
>>779247
I'm sorry straw bury I feel like my response was kind of mean because I implied that it's not wrong to be judgemental
>>779258
anon
>>779224
I think it's that alot of them don't pick nail polish that like, looks good
anon
then again I also sexually harass straw girl
>>779262
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Electroforez
straw bury
meow
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Carl bites...
anon
shrimp
evil shrimp
im evil today
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Me thinks some of you should listen to Electroforez
evil shrimp
>>779272
i'd like to see you try
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
It could fix you
evil shrimp
im not broken...
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Not you Shimp
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Some of us
evil shrimp
i lied im so broken
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
*glues you back together(
evil shrimp
dissolves in the glue
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I'm not a horse >:/
evil shrimp
no im the one who dissolves from the solvents in the glue
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Shrimps can do that
evil shrimp
anything can with the right solvent
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
ANyways, Electroforez is really good def. would reccoemnd
anon
Baby, I'll have you melting in the palms of my hand
evil shrimp
if you can achieve such a herculean task i wont stop you
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Hmmm
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
You're making me homophobic
evil shrimp
i love homophobia its so cute
evil shrimp
.play schoolboy q tookie knows ii
evil shrimp
woof
anon
moo
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Krilling myself
evil shrimp
why is this 8 minutes
evil shrimp
.jump 60
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Jump 60 sounds like an Atari video game
evil shrimp
.jump 60
evil shrimp
.jump 60
evil shrimp
sometimes music videos are so annoying
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play electroforez son vo sne
KittyUwuminati
>>779231
I am shuddering rn trying to imagine who view trans fems as "performative males" in a transphobic way, like if they think me taking estrogen is being a "performative male" >>779292 best homophobia ever >>779294 true brainworm loveliness
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
КАЗАХСТААААН
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Okay i have a question, is anybody here an expert on transgenderness
>>779311
evil shrimp
ye i have a phd
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Okay so, does a story about a beaver wanting to be a bird and nest eggs can be considering a trans allegory or is it more like a species dysphoria allegory
>>779312>>779559
KittyUwuminati
>>779308
only my own randalfag... all i know about is estrogen and laser, and well, experiencing the surgery that permanently nullifies testosterone
evil shrimp
>>779310
i guess it depends on how the story is written and the author's intent
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Well you see it's hard to understand author's intend because the story in question is a weird cartoon from 1980's USSR
KittyUwuminati
>>779216
have you or the other wormies ever seen someone refer to trans fems as "performative males" like... Is this term used transphobically a lot??? I'm just not sure is all
>>779316
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
What is this, clown college?
anon
>>779314
It's something I see more applied to guys who definitely are not trans fems
>>779318
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Electroforez :D
KittyUwuminati
>>779316
I see I see... Hmm... I'm more familiar with the term "Safe men", but that's... Iunno feels more honest/understandable, safe men defined as well often gay men, queer men, trans men, and well, some cishetero men who have excellent self control and no fascist worldviews
>>779321
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Kurochkin's voice is so hype, like he's perfect for dark weird songs like these
evil shrimp
this is pretty rad
anon
>>779318
Performative men are like the opposite of safe men, they are doing the stuff they do to come off as "safe guys" when in reality it's just something their doing to get women
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I prefer my twinkies chocolate
Dakota
so i'm on these normal dating apps and i keep feeling like i'm not good enough for the guys giving me likes
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I make blyadys cringe with my based and redpilled opininons
Dakota
i'm kinda surprised how mnay there are
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Gonna get my blood analyzed tomorrow
Dakota
feeling sick or just levels stuff?
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
A yearly check up
Dakota
ah they do me every 6 months now
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Blood analysis is needed for colonoscopy
garfield
need to check how much blood in your butt
>>779338
Dakota
good luck randal
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Thanksss
garfield
godspeed
Dakota
mines just liver function n stuff
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
*no blood
>>779340
garfield
>>779338
i'll tell the docs and we'll tick that right off so
>>779339
hold up
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play fex subways of your mind
Dakota
tomorrow i need to apply for unemployment its going rough
garfield
get that free government money every time
Dakota
i need it to feed myself because i'm sinking fast
garfield
i've heard good thinggs about food yeah it seems like a useful time
Dakota
even 100 a week would help
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Thank God lost media gets found
Dakota
oh my wisdom tooth socket area looks really good now i'm doing ok there
Dakota
waiting on jump pack for car to charge so ican boost my car and drive around trying to get the battery to hold a charge
Dakota
looks like an old cartoon network thing
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
It's old but not CN
Dakota
nicktoons?
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Nah, TO Ekran
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Soviet
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
See, the most magical part about growing up in Russia is having acsess to all the drugs soviet animators were mandated to take to make their cartoons
>>779558
Dakota
its got a unsettling vibe
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
In art form ofc
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
(Kinda explains why so little of us grow up to be functional members of society)
Dakota
i got so depressed last week i almost asked some guys to get me some hard drugs
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Say no to drugs, say yes to hallucinating
Dakota
if i lean into my whroeish side i can usually get what i want but then i feel awful
Dakota
and if i get sick again i dunno what will happen to me
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Shevchuk might be an evil little drawf but at least the music is good
Dakota
ugh i'm so stressed having nothing to do
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Boredom creates stress now?
Dakota
i was busy busy busy forever and now i have all this time but my friends are either at work or busy with families
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Yeah, I kinda miss uni too now
Dakota
and i'm having these real sad feelings about not being able to have babies which make me feel absolutely gutted
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Pregnancy is overrated anyway
Dakota
its morei see happy normal families and know i cant ever have one
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I think you can have a happy family with adopted kids too
Dakota
i'dneed to marry a guy with kids already adotpion is hard for trans people in the south east
Dakota
we're treated as unstable
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Red state>
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
?
Dakota
purple but leaning red lately
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Purple?
Dakota
used to be split pretty evenly but thats going away
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Gonna vote for Bernie next time I drop by
Dakota
i hope someone good runs on blue and they can win it back
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Would be easier if people knew how to operate guns (Trump's would be assosination)
Dakota
lol everyone down here knows how
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Not up there apparentely
Dakota
the south is a meme but we generally know how to survive
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Growing up surrounded by crocos helps to develop skills I assume
Dakota
my area is full of snakes,spiders and other bitey things
Dakota
its swampy
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Australia...
Dakota
honestly they'd get along with us pretty well i believe
Dakota
similar wildlife
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Australians are like an unholy mix between a brit and an american honestly
Dakota
i really like the way the guys talk it makes me melt
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Oi cunt
Dakota
the accent is just so nice to my ears
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I think you would enjoy Sniper TF2 a lot
Dakota
i like that dankpods guy
Dakota
just tolisten
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I used to watch PhantomStrider before he retired but he didn't seem to aussie
anon
As a kid I felt very strongly about Australia and wanted to develop an Australian accent
>>779402
Dakota
all of my bras are getting a lil too tight
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>779400
Close enough, welcome back Ohio fetish guy
anon
The reason is the worst; I was inspired by LazarBeam
anon
>>779416
Are those gems drilled into your bone?
Dakota
really hpe i get that unemployment it'll make the job hunt a lot less stressful
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Need neetbux tbh
Dakota
oh i'd love neetbux i kinda hate working
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I'm too lazy to enjoy anything that doesn't involve slow self-destruction
Dakota
with neetbux i could drive around without worrying about gas or anything
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I wanted (and tried) to apply for disability aid (so I can at least get free essential meds) but apparentaly when I'm not dying (like literally) I'm not disabled anymore
Dakota
i'd get aids if i had neetbux
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
God I hate goverment sometimes
Dakota
like hooking up with older dudes i have zero hesitation its actual dates with guys my age i feel too low class for them
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I just want meds
anon
I need that cute orange cat
anon
I need to adopt it
anon
It looks so cute
Dakota
i have a huge orange cat
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Garfield
Dakota
hes like 27 pounds
anon
There is an orange cat up for adoption here
Dakota
the grey one is about 17 pounds
anon
But my apartment isn't good for a cat
anon
It's not sufficiently enjoyable for a cat
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I love piracy!!!!!
Dakota
my cats adopted me they were born at my house by a random cat and she ditched them
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Okay what I ACTUALLY need now is a new computer mouse I haven't changed my since I got the laptop and that was 4 years ago
Dakota
i'm still using a gt 750
Dakota
lol
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
THe amount of times I dropped it already it ddef. has a few shattered pieces inside
evil shrimp
im evil today
anon
I can fix you
Dakota
i cant fix anyone
evil shrimp
i wish
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
G L U E
evil shrimp
i would probably give anything for someone to fix me but i dont think anyone is really capable of that
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I don't want to be fixed, I like being an edgelord
evil shrimp
by fixed i mean like functional person
>>779446
Dakota
i'm too defeatedby life to fix others
Dakota
my demoralization is at a solid 90-95% atm
anon
>>779442
So I just have to get you a solid job, get you to go out consistently, and make sure you have good hygiene, and in exchange I get to fuck you multiple times a day?
>>779448
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
If I eat myself will I disappear or become twice as large
anon
I can fix you
evil shrimp
i mean im already working
Dakota
i wanna be fucked by 4-5 strange men back to back
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
If a medium can talk to ghosts imagine what a large can do
evil shrimp
i think all u need to do twink is supply me with aderall and ill do all the fixing work myself
Dakota
no protection makesit better
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I need to die from a heart attack slowly and painfully
evil shrimp
Adderall
evil shrimp
bad choices.jpg
i bet if i stopped smoking weed my executive dysfunction would be better too
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Shrimmmmp, you ate my eternal weed brownie
>>779460
Dakota
i cant afford drugs atm
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
BABY DOES NOT NEED SMOKO
evil shrimp
i have a need for weed
Dakota
i know a guy that will get me high as fuck but i dont want him right now he was too clingy
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Kanye West
evil shrimp
i have a weird desire for someone very clingy but at the same time i am generally very offput by clingy behaviour i dont understand it
>>779468
Dakota
when they text u constantly and start calling because you dont answer it gets old
anon
>>779466
I like to be like super romantic for someone but like only for a week and then we don't talk for a month and then we go right back into it to keep things fresh
>>779471
Dakota
there is no romance he just wants my mouth and my ass
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
CHemical Romance
evil shrimp
>>779468
this could be considered my ideal relationship style
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Playing with my moob
evil shrimp
slaps it
Dakota
i'd post mine but they get me banned everywhere
>>779478
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
OW OWOWOWO WOW OWOW WHY
evil shrimp
funy
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>:(
evil shrimp
>>779474
ya this site is sfw so
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>""lib""pol
>doesn't allow tiddies
Dakota
i'm not gonna post em dont worry
evil shrimp
i mean i personally dont care but id feel bad having to ban u for it
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Who banne dmy girl Nadie
>>779484
Dakota
i'm already isolated enough my tits dont need to take more from me
anon
>>779482
she wasn't banned was she?
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Tea, I meant Tea
anon
Oh tea was autobanned for doing something from a vpn and then like we didn't know that her posting was restricted even though the autoban was overturned
evil shrimp
hey should i post something here to break an NDA just for the fun of it
>>779489
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Putting stuff in my mouth
Dakota
i need to thik about dinner
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>779489
Secret Evangelion episode
evil shrimp
image.png
hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
evil shrimp
i could get fired for posting that probably on like a technical level but there is no real consequence for it
Dakota
spiro keeps making me piss
>>779497
Dakota
hopefully i get medicade so i can get my orchi sooner than later
tea (recently unbanned on good behavior)
monotherapy: [mercy gif]
anon
>>779494
I thought this meant spyro the dragon and I was confused for a second lol
>>779499
tea (recently unbanned on good behavior)
>>779497
cissoids out
Dakota
lol no spironolactone
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Wtf
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.skip (video skipped)
Dakota
i dont wanna go on mono till the balls are gone i'm terrified of losing ground by fucking it up
anon
does kisma still post here?
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
There we go
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Ffs I keep hearing this voice everywhere
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
We have like NO VOICE ACTORS expect for those 10 guys
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
All the voice actors died due to being too old
Dakota
be back later i gotta go throw up something aint right ugh
evil shrimp
awesome
anon
But money has no smell
evil shrimp
wanna be evil together
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
It's not evil if the balls don't touch
evil shrimp
they will be touching
>>779524
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Going all in huh
evil shrimp
yup
evil shrimp
im evil today
good shrimp
no worries i will dave you all
evil shrimp
whos dave
good shrimp
i love stealing identities
evil shrimp
i love sharing them
evil shrimp
anyone who joins at this moment will actually be clueless as to who the real shrimp is
anon
.play hulk smash happy birthday
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
What did I miss
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>779535
#invert
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Asexual Twink
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Libpol slander
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play touhou lolk triultra
anon
>>779542
You'll get a different kind of fruit
evil shrimp
aple?
anon
No, a bisexual man
evil shrimp
hmm ok
anon
hm?
anon
shrimp, my knuckles hurt
evil shrimp
twink
evil shrimp
do you want me to bite the skin off them
anon
NO
evil shrimp
i thought you liked that
anon
There is skin missing from two of them
labby
evil shrimp
evil shrimp
im evil today
labby
#hsay evil shrimp
anon
Ice Cream!
evil shrimp
you scream
evil shrimp
we all scream for ice cream
KittyUwuminati
>>779563
interesting idea
anon
Interesting
evil shrimp
isnt it?
anon
Quite
evil shrimp
twirls your moustache evily
anon
I don't have a mustache

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