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evil shrimp
twink
evil shrimp
im doing evil work again
straw bury
ill tho i get it, ppl who talk like that have probably never been chased by an angry crackhead or stepped on a used needle
evil shrimp
>>780379
you know back when i was 20 this would have fixed me but my neurosis has developed into a far more difficult to tame monster
anon
>>780368
Oh I agree, the thing is a large part of people getting to that level is being forced to deal with people that are already at that level, one of the big predictors for drug abuse is drug abusing parents that did it around their kids
>>780383>>780384
straw bury
>>780382
thats what ive been saying dawg ;-;
evil shrimp
>>780382
this explains a lot for me
anon
Like legit, when they like did a study on this, a huge portion of people who are addicted to hardcore drugs like meth and heroin were introduced to it at a young age because their parents were doing it in the house
anon
This is why the "shove them in a clinic with clean needles" strategy was devised
straw bury
.play mc holocaust gotta plan pt. 2
evil shrimp
yeah i mean that doesnt surprise me given what ive seen
straw bury
anyway i will stick to alcoholism
evil shrimp
alcohol is literally one of the worst drugs
>>780396
straw bury
yeah but conservatives wont make games about killing me
evil shrimp
hwat
straw bury
we were talking about intravenous and how it depicts drug addicts lol
evil shrimp
oh lol
evil shrimp
i just came in to the conversation about like drug abuse and stuff
anon
>>780390
The problem with alcohol is that people will treat alcoholism like it is normal until you've literally lost your job and are getting half of your calories from jack and coke
evil shrimp
i mean it is also a very toxic chemical
anon
Trust me, I'm familiar with that
evil shrimp
me2
evil shrimp
ur on my terf rn kid
straw bury
turf? turf by el huervo? ell huervo who did many songs that were featured in the hotline miami series?
evil shrimp
i did in fact mean turf
anon
>>780400
Good on you for kicking it and taking that step
evil shrimp
thank u
evil shrimp
it was actually like a life changing experience it has wholly altered the trajectory of my life for the better
>>780411
anon
.play I'm not a mouse
anon
.skip (video skipped)
anon
What the frick
anon
>>780406
I know, alcoholism is not a joke
evil shrimp
oh i wasnt drinking
evil shrimp
i was abusing dxm lol
anon
Ah, yeah that's no joke either
evil shrimp
my mom was an alchy tho
anon
and then fuck you after you give me head
>>780421
evil shrimp
and ive just been surrounded by addicts my whole life friends family etc
>>780421>>780422
straw bury
my dad used to get drunk and try and hit me but he is an old weak cunt so he always just ended up looking pathetic
evil shrimp
ouf
straw bury
hes not allowed to get drunk anymore on account of him being an even older weaker cunt
straw bury
real
evil shrimp
theyre floated
straw bury
arcane bnnuy magick
straw bury
man i wish i was a girl
fentmom
Encounter With Senile Dad
straw bury
fent ur cool and pretty
>>780441
anon
Hello
anon
so rude
straw bury
my boyfriends a GANGSTER and his dad owns MICROSOFT hell KICK your BUTT if u keep HARASSING ME
>>780447
straw bury
>>780446
im ok im just listening to loud music
straw bury
:3
Luca
.play leto kino
Luca
.play gruppa krovi
anon
FOREIGN MUSIC
anon
Luca, have you been doing your calisthenics
>>780454
Luca
>>780453
closest thing was all the walking I did lol... but that was just cardio
Luca
planning on starting tomorrow
anon
Would you like to do some with me before I go to sleep
>>780457
Luca
>>780456
I'm a little tired today, had to get up really early
anon
Okay cutie
anon
I'll let you relax
Luca
was cool to go hiking in the mountains though, we almost encountered a moose, missed him after we had lunch
anon
Hell yeah
anon
When I was in Alaska we saw a moose when we went canoeing
Luca
jealous, I want to go to Alaska
evil shrimp
im a moose
Luca
I would love to live there and just build myself a life
>>780468
anon
Alaska is cool, but the midnight sun stuff is a bit of a dealbreaker
anon
>>780465
But I wouldn't mind sharing a private cabin with you, taking care of the house, gathering wood, cuddling up against you during the winter nights
>>780476
straw bury
pullin up to the show in my new battle jacket with nothing but a $1 roblox man face patch and a sulfuric cautery patch
>>780471
anon
>>780470
Showing up to the show with my roblox face branded onto my right ass cheek while wearing my assless chaps
>>780473
anon
Going to the moshpit with straw girl and just wading in to beat the fuck out of people while she's on my shoulders
>>780474
anon
>>780474
Except you aren't allowed on my shoulders until you say I'm cute!
>>780478
Luca
>>780468
I have to do it myself first... I have to prove to myself I'm worthy
>>780479
anon
You'll just have to watch me smash some guys face in with my elbow
straw bury
>>780475
i would sooner get my head stomped by a 7 foot tall crusty with combat boots
>>780480
anon
>>780476
Oh? You want to be a big strong mountain man for me? You better not grow out a ton of body hair, I quite prefer that you stay cute and smooth for me to hold, though I don't mind if you work up a sweat from time to time
>>780481
anon
>>780478
So stubborn, guess you'll have to just watch
Luca
>>780479
I have to learn the skills. I'm simply a city slicker and read too many books for my own good. Sometimes it's better to just do...
>>780483
anon
>>780481
There's alot to be learned from those books, but what I really think you need is someone to show you how, let you watch me while I am chopping wood or stoking the fire, I think you'll learn faster with some eye candy to entice you
>>780485
Luca
.play today smashing pumpkins
Luca
>>780483
nonsense, I need complete isolation to accomplish my goals...
Luca
The people, they come later. At least that's what I tell myself. That's why I'm so lonely, probably :DDD
anon
No no no, what you need is the human element to motivate you, someone that will really push you to be your best, wear you out so you are exhausted and soaked in sweat every night, someone that will wash you clean after a long day of work, cook for you, take care of your many, many needs
>>780492
anon
And let's be honest, do you really want to be all by yourself with nothing but your right hand all winter?
>>780491
Luca
>>780488
Some books, a workshop, doesn't sound so bad
Luca
>>780487
Friends are great and all, but how do you find the ones that matter?
>>780493
anon
>>780492
You need someone to rely on, someone that will really get you to stretch yourself to be the best person you can be, and someone that doesn't hesitate to put in the work to help you out
>>780494>>780540
anon
Was I lying?
evil shrimp
twink
anon
shrimp
evil shrimp
hi
anon
hi
evil shrimp
thats lettuce
evil shrimp
stoner lettuce
evil shrimp
its also a cat.
garfield
lettuce cat
evil shrimp
GARDFIELD!!!!
garfield
is there no rest for a weary traveller
garfield
very soft doggy
garfield
like, a cloud,
evil shrimp
crossfaded as hell

im a dog
>>780527
evil shrimp
test

test
evil shrimp
grr
garfield
aa
bb
anon
>>780515
Oh I wouldn't mind that one bit
anon
You seem to think that's a threat
garfield
oop
evil shrimp
foolish orange cat
garfield
that i am...
anon
::garfielf
garfield
aa
bb
anon
Perish orange creature, go to the pits
>>780529
garfield
sweet
evil shrimp
did someone say
garfield
slippery armpit slope
evil shrimp
slippery pits..........
anon
>>780538
Not really, you get used to it
Luca
>>780493
how about this... you read a book out loud and I get to listen
>>780542
anon
>>780540
Really? Having you there listening to my voice so intently is going to be quite the distraction
Luca
Is there a way you can make something not sexual lmfao
Luca
something as innocent as reading a book...
>>780546
anon
>>780544
Oh well originally I was going to say something much dirtier, so I thought I toned it down quite a bit
>>780549
Luca
>>780546
I thought you said your voice was too discordant for your taste
>>780552
nonners
another day of not dying
>>780553
anon
>>780549
maybe a bit, but before you had typed "reading out loud", I had another idea for what you could do while I was reading
>>780560
nonners
.play aphex twin matriach test
nonners
guys check out this voice thing sounds so cool
nonners
not yet tho wait
garfield
paiting waitently
nonners
ok now
Luca
>>780552
listen intently so we can have a discussion about the contents afterward?
>>780567
nonners
.skip\
nonners
.skip (video skipped)
nonners
ok rest of the track sucks
garfield
nooo
nonners
hope you enjoyed my DJ set
garfield
dj nonners with the 30 second set
anon
>>780560
Yes, yes, of course, I would love to listen along as you discuss your favorite books
anon
>>780570
This isn't you babe! Babe, you aren't evil babe, the babe I know would never do this!
evil shrimp
i............ i dont know whats gotten into me......
anon
Babe please! This isn't you!
good shrimp
im good now
garfield
redeemed shrimp
garfield
good ending
anon
I knew I could fix you
good shrimp
yippeee im fixed
anon
Now we should fuck
good shrimp
no sex is evil
good shrimp
im celibate now
good shrimp
oops wait im good now
>>780587
good shrimp
sorry
garfield
even good shrimp can make mistakes
>>780591
anon
>>780584
I guess this makes you just neutral shrimp
anon
ie the shrimp that I can get romantical with
good shrimp
no im good!
good shrimp
we can be romantic we just cant have sex
>>780592
good shrimp
hmm when u put it that way...
>>780597
good shrimp
skjdfhksdj
anon
d
anon
>>780593
I'm saying that I am going to mpreg you
anon
Brendan Frasier looking alot better since he finished up his alimony payments
good shrimp
hes got a sticker on his switch with his name on it
Anonymous
>>780605
it's like he's still here with us </3
Anonymous
why's he swagged out though
anon
He's always swagged out
anon
He always wears those badass aviators
Anonymous
i don't really get why he needs secret service though, like he's not the president anyway, who gives a shit (aside from his family) if he's dead or not?
>>780611
anon
Now now listen fat, I ordered the cotton candy swirl with TWO scoops, now, listen, this scrappy kid from Scranton is going to get his TWO scoops
Anonymous
do you think biden's wallet is stuffed with franklins or is he sane and carries like 25 bones and some coins in there
>>780615
anon
I think Biden the type of guy to have like twelve punch cards each with three holes in them and then try to redeem each punch card separately
Anonymous
>>780613
wait no he's old asf, his wallet is stuffed with pennies, and he tries to pay exact every single fucking time
>>780617>>780616
Anonymous
>>780615
that's why they needed secret service to clear the store out, someone would have punched him to death if they had to stand behind ANOTHER senile fuck paying with seven million pennies
anon
Seeing that executive producer credit for Harvey Weinstien knowing you are about to see a real banger
>>780630
good shrimp
twink
Anonymous
>>780616
how was the great depression peepaw
good shrimp
money be on my mind
anon
that's good
good shrimp
.play schoolboy q break the bank
terry
shrimp
Anonymous
really big fan of looking at rich people complaining about uber costs in nyc
boe
hi chat
nonners
why the fuck does it keep pasting stuff here
nonners
im leaking state secrets over here
nonners
omw to vijzelgracht brug 86
labby
and perhaps even worse
SadChan🍉🍉
im too old
SadChan🍉🍉
stop making new words
Anonymous
>>780644
shut your bitch ass up
boe
020 is the best city in the world B)
>>780653
labby
>>780649
your city is full of expats, yuppies, students and tourists
>>780659
labby
mine, however, only has students and yuppies
labby
so obviously it is better
labby
>>780650
it depends on the word and regional accent in question
labby
brabanders cant pronounce the g correctly for example
labby
but in general the dutch G is pretty guttural in pronounciation
labby
personally i would not celebrate my city being filled with the Most Unbearable People Ever, but thats your choice
boe
no need for coping mechanisms on my part
labby
every year i take a trip to amsterdam to confirm my long held prejudices and every year they are confirmed correct
boe
tourist detected, opinion discarded
labby
greatest city in the world, transgender mecca, and arnhem's football club lost their professional license
Anonymous
what does 024 mean in this context
>>780670
boe
bumfuck nowhere village on germanies' border
>>780671
labby
>>780669
i havent paid dutch tobacco taxes for years
boe
me neither, because I don't have that bad habbit
boe
besides, I am able to live in amsterdam, so I can overlook VAT ;)
>>780676
labby
>>780677
there's a lot of beautiful transgender women, thats what living there is like
boe
>>780676
I can't comprehend what it is like to pay rent, never have
labby
living w their parents or squatter, call it
>>780682
labby
homeowner is not applicable bc i do not regard them as equally human to me
Anonymous
>>780680
squatting in they parents house
boe
we love owning the brick around us
boe
Feels nice living in a neighbourhood with almost no social housing
>>780687
labby
>comically evil
amsterdammer confirmed
boe
Stay in your corner, wappie tokkie
>>780688
Anonymous
>>780684
i can see why apartheid was so popular
boe
Every single person I know who lives in social housing says: the homes are fine, the neighbours are not
good shrimp
whats your point
boe
The point is that if you were to choose, you'd choose not to be surrounded by people negligent of their environment
>>780696
labby
today on libpol dot org i learned that all poor people are assholes
boe
>not all!!!
labby
>>780694
i am but thats not related to being poor
Anonymous
>>780698
poor people shouldn't have housing because then we can campaign on fixing homelessness and then bomb brown people or something fun
boe
>>780696
It's not difficult to grasp, the point is that it is preferable to live in a homeowners neighbourhood
>>780710>>780704
labby
>>780700
wait that might be a trvke.....
good shrimp
>>780702
ive always preferred subsidized housing to suburbs but im a street rat so
boe
I live in the center of the city, no suburbs in sight
good shrimp
well not REALLY a street rat but ive just always been poor and its what im used to
boe
This isn't America
good shrimp
this isnt america either
good shrimp
ive lived in subsidized housing in smaller towns ive lived in suburbs ive been homeless in the biggest city in my country and i definitely preferred the subsidized housing
>>780712
labby
>>780702
man i used to deliver mail and homeowners were the worst people on my route
boe
today on libpol dot org i learned that people deliver mail
boe
>>780709
Good for you, wait 12 years and you can get a place here in NL, if you want it
good shrimp
why would i want to do that
labby
i dont think the government consistently sabotaging it makes social housing a bad thing
boe
I never said I am against social housing, merely that I would prefer it not to be predominant in my neighbourhood :-)
good shrimp
you just hate poor people
labby
I've lived in predominantly social housing areas and I've always been chilling
good shrimp
its either poor people or immigrants they just wont say it
boe
I live in Amsterdam, I speak english by default lol
labby
theres two classes of immigrant in amsterdam lmao, rich white expats or people from the third world
boe
Most certainly, so it's not 'immigrants'
labby
i can warrant a guess which is the problem to you
boe
I'm a third worlder myself
Anonymous
>libpol.org
boe
guys, there is definitely no disproportional asocial behaviour amongst social housing occupiers.
It is definitely not the case that PVV voters are disproportionately represented by tokkies there.
labby
hmmmmm. poor people bad.
boe
first you complain that I an against third world immigrants, which is not the case.
then you pretend as though I lump in everyone, rather than talking about a subset which has racial world views
boe
can't make up your mind lmao
labby
i was throwing out a guess to see what your major issue was and its settled pretty clearly on hating poor people lmao
good shrimp
ye that was my first guess
good shrimp
i got it right!!!
labby
total shrimp sweep
boe
there is a stark difference between disliking an entire group of people, and prefer housing environments to others.
There really is no excuse you can give, if you were to choose between the two, you would choose home ownership
>>780735
anon## global mod
i'll give you a warning for now but keep your opinions on social housing and poor people to yourself or you will quickly fail the vibe check and be escorted out of the premises
>>780738
labby
>>780733
no, you see, i do not have anything against these people, i just dont want to be around them
labby
i will never choose home ownership that shit sux
labby
waow
labby
me when i talk shit abt poor people and they respond
labby
its a dutch liberal who owns a house in the center of amsterdam
labby
not very difficult to clock as comically evil
labby
these people spend like half their time talking shit abt poor people and everyone from outside Amsterdam then piss themselves when they wont vote for their preferred party
labby
anyways
labby
.play moon over marin dead kennedys
labby
i need to voice train so i sound like 80's jello biafra
labby
.play dead kennedys rawhide studio
labby
i would love to give you feedback but i cannot hear that shit
anon
>>780699
You joke, but trampling children is supremely based
anon
BJJ was canceled and everybody is sick!
anon
Likely including me!!! :D
Anonymous
just accidentally pushed one of my contacts out of my eye like a fool
nonners
#botsay nothing good will ever happen
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
rose orlando
anon
hi
evil shrimp
twink
anon
shrimp
anon
I am ill
evil shrimp
thats not good
anon
will you take care of me while I'm sick
evil shrimp
idk if i can anymore
anon
hm?
evil shrimp
im evil...
anon
babe, this isn't you
evil shrimp
its me
evil shrimp
i AM evil
anon
Babe, I told you that if you killed that evil krill, you'd be just like him, why'd you have to do it babe
evil shrimp
funy
evil shrimp
EDM - evil dark music
Anonymous
drew update: he endorsed an anti immigration rally 24 hours ago and is now complaining that it's overrun with nazis
evil shrimp
l-lol?
Anonymous
drew pavlou
evil shrimp
ive seen that name before but
evil shrimp
idk who it is
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