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anon
I knew I could fix you
good shrimp
yippeee im fixed
anon
Now we should fuck
good shrimp
no sex is evil
good shrimp
im celibate now
good shrimp
oops wait im good now
>>780587
good shrimp
sorry
garfield
even good shrimp can make mistakes
>>780591
anon
>>780584
I guess this makes you just neutral shrimp
anon
ie the shrimp that I can get romantical with
good shrimp
no im good!
good shrimp
we can be romantic we just cant have sex
>>780592
good shrimp
hmm when u put it that way...
>>780597
good shrimp
skjdfhksdj
anon
d
anon
>>780593
I'm saying that I am going to mpreg you
anon
Brendan Frasier looking alot better since he finished up his alimony payments
good shrimp
hes got a sticker on his switch with his name on it
Anonymous
>>780605
it's like he's still here with us </3
Anonymous
why's he swagged out though
anon
He's always swagged out
anon
He always wears those badass aviators
Anonymous
i don't really get why he needs secret service though, like he's not the president anyway, who gives a shit (aside from his family) if he's dead or not?
>>780611
anon
Now now listen fat, I ordered the cotton candy swirl with TWO scoops, now, listen, this scrappy kid from Scranton is going to get his TWO scoops
Anonymous
do you think biden's wallet is stuffed with franklins or is he sane and carries like 25 bones and some coins in there
>>780615
anon
I think Biden the type of guy to have like twelve punch cards each with three holes in them and then try to redeem each punch card separately
Anonymous
>>780613
wait no he's old asf, his wallet is stuffed with pennies, and he tries to pay exact every single fucking time
>>780617>>780616
Anonymous
>>780615
that's why they needed secret service to clear the store out, someone would have punched him to death if they had to stand behind ANOTHER senile fuck paying with seven million pennies
anon
Seeing that executive producer credit for Harvey Weinstien knowing you are about to see a real banger
>>780630
good shrimp
twink
Anonymous
>>780616
how was the great depression peepaw
good shrimp
money be on my mind
anon
that's good
good shrimp
.play schoolboy q break the bank
terry
shrimp
Anonymous
really big fan of looking at rich people complaining about uber costs in nyc
boe
hi chat
nonners
why the fuck does it keep pasting stuff here
nonners
im leaking state secrets over here
nonners
omw to vijzelgracht brug 86
labby
and perhaps even worse
SadChan🍉🍉
im too old
SadChan🍉🍉
stop making new words
Anonymous
>>780644
shut your bitch ass up
boe
020 is the best city in the world B)
>>780653
labby
>>780649
your city is full of expats, yuppies, students and tourists
>>780659
labby
mine, however, only has students and yuppies
labby
so obviously it is better
labby
>>780650
it depends on the word and regional accent in question
labby
brabanders cant pronounce the g correctly for example
labby
but in general the dutch G is pretty guttural in pronounciation
labby
personally i would not celebrate my city being filled with the Most Unbearable People Ever, but thats your choice
boe
no need for coping mechanisms on my part
labby
every year i take a trip to amsterdam to confirm my long held prejudices and every year they are confirmed correct
boe
tourist detected, opinion discarded
labby
greatest city in the world, transgender mecca, and arnhem's football club lost their professional license
Anonymous
what does 024 mean in this context
>>780670
boe
bumfuck nowhere village on germanies' border
>>780671
labby
>>780669
i havent paid dutch tobacco taxes for years
boe
me neither, because I don't have that bad habbit
boe
besides, I am able to live in amsterdam, so I can overlook VAT ;)
>>780676
labby
>>780677
there's a lot of beautiful transgender women, thats what living there is like
boe
>>780676
I can't comprehend what it is like to pay rent, never have
labby
living w their parents or squatter, call it
>>780682
labby
homeowner is not applicable bc i do not regard them as equally human to me
Anonymous
>>780680
squatting in they parents house
boe
we love owning the brick around us
boe
Feels nice living in a neighbourhood with almost no social housing
>>780687
labby
>comically evil
amsterdammer confirmed
boe
Stay in your corner, wappie tokkie
>>780688
Anonymous
>>780684
i can see why apartheid was so popular
boe
Every single person I know who lives in social housing says: the homes are fine, the neighbours are not
good shrimp
whats your point
boe
The point is that if you were to choose, you'd choose not to be surrounded by people negligent of their environment
>>780696
labby
today on libpol dot org i learned that all poor people are assholes
boe
>not all!!!
labby
>>780694
i am but thats not related to being poor
Anonymous
>>780698
poor people shouldn't have housing because then we can campaign on fixing homelessness and then bomb brown people or something fun
boe
>>780696
It's not difficult to grasp, the point is that it is preferable to live in a homeowners neighbourhood
>>780710>>780704
labby
>>780700
wait that might be a trvke.....
good shrimp
>>780702
ive always preferred subsidized housing to suburbs but im a street rat so
boe
I live in the center of the city, no suburbs in sight
good shrimp
well not REALLY a street rat but ive just always been poor and its what im used to
boe
This isn't America
good shrimp
this isnt america either
good shrimp
ive lived in subsidized housing in smaller towns ive lived in suburbs ive been homeless in the biggest city in my country and i definitely preferred the subsidized housing
>>780712
labby
>>780702
man i used to deliver mail and homeowners were the worst people on my route
boe
today on libpol dot org i learned that people deliver mail
boe
>>780709
Good for you, wait 12 years and you can get a place here in NL, if you want it
good shrimp
why would i want to do that
labby
i dont think the government consistently sabotaging it makes social housing a bad thing
boe
I never said I am against social housing, merely that I would prefer it not to be predominant in my neighbourhood :-)
good shrimp
you just hate poor people
labby
I've lived in predominantly social housing areas and I've always been chilling
good shrimp
its either poor people or immigrants they just wont say it
boe
I live in Amsterdam, I speak english by default lol
labby
theres two classes of immigrant in amsterdam lmao, rich white expats or people from the third world
boe
Most certainly, so it's not 'immigrants'
labby
i can warrant a guess which is the problem to you
boe
I'm a third worlder myself
Anonymous
>libpol.org
boe
guys, there is definitely no disproportional asocial behaviour amongst social housing occupiers.
It is definitely not the case that PVV voters are disproportionately represented by tokkies there.
labby
hmmmmm. poor people bad.
boe
first you complain that I an against third world immigrants, which is not the case.
then you pretend as though I lump in everyone, rather than talking about a subset which has racial world views
boe
can't make up your mind lmao
labby
i was throwing out a guess to see what your major issue was and its settled pretty clearly on hating poor people lmao
good shrimp
ye that was my first guess
good shrimp
i got it right!!!
labby
total shrimp sweep
boe
there is a stark difference between disliking an entire group of people, and prefer housing environments to others.
There really is no excuse you can give, if you were to choose between the two, you would choose home ownership
>>780735
anon## global mod
i'll give you a warning for now but keep your opinions on social housing and poor people to yourself or you will quickly fail the vibe check and be escorted out of the premises
>>780738
labby
>>780733
no, you see, i do not have anything against these people, i just dont want to be around them
labby
i will never choose home ownership that shit sux
labby
waow
labby
me when i talk shit abt poor people and they respond
labby
its a dutch liberal who owns a house in the center of amsterdam
labby
not very difficult to clock as comically evil
labby
these people spend like half their time talking shit abt poor people and everyone from outside Amsterdam then piss themselves when they wont vote for their preferred party
labby
anyways
labby
.play moon over marin dead kennedys
labby
i need to voice train so i sound like 80's jello biafra
labby
.play dead kennedys rawhide studio
labby
i would love to give you feedback but i cannot hear that shit
anon
>>780699
You joke, but trampling children is supremely based
anon
BJJ was canceled and everybody is sick!
anon
Likely including me!!! :D
Anonymous
just accidentally pushed one of my contacts out of my eye like a fool
nonners
#botsay nothing good will ever happen
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
rose orlando
anon
hi
evil shrimp
twink
anon
shrimp
anon
I am ill
evil shrimp
thats not good
anon
will you take care of me while I'm sick
evil shrimp
idk if i can anymore
anon
hm?
evil shrimp
im evil...
anon
babe, this isn't you
evil shrimp
its me
evil shrimp
i AM evil
anon
Babe, I told you that if you killed that evil krill, you'd be just like him, why'd you have to do it babe
evil shrimp
funy
evil shrimp
EDM - evil dark music
Anonymous
drew update: he endorsed an anti immigration rally 24 hours ago and is now complaining that it's overrun with nazis
evil shrimp
l-lol?
Anonymous
drew pavlou
evil shrimp
ive seen that name before but
evil shrimp
idk who it is
evil shrimp
isnt that the guy that
anon
He got in an argument with libpol's official twitter
evil shrimp
opworm tweeted
evil shrimp
yeahhh
evil shrimp
ok ok
evil shrimp
still no clue like WHO he is but i know that guy yeah
anon
eggs and bacon is good breakfast
evil shrimp
i prefer blue raspberry preworkout
anon
It's weird being on here so early
evil shrimp
lol
anon
Drew the type of guy to be like "It's okay to be white? Yeah, what about it guise?
>>780808
evil shrimp
twink
anon
evil shrimp
evil shrimp
ive got................ bad news.......................................
>>780809
Anonymous
>>780804
drew would post about loonie lefties being racist against white people then 8 hours later start complaining that people call him a right winger
evil shrimp
we................................ cant fuck..................................................................
>>780811
anon
why not?
evil shrimp
gf wants to be mono now
>>780822
evil shrimp
hehe
anon
what a shame, not even a threeway?
evil shrimp
well im sure thatll happen lol
>>780818
anon
>>780816
I love to bring happy couples closer together
evil shrimp
bringing them closer together by getting between them
>>780820
Anonymous
>>780813
i'm so sorry, i hope you find someone else though
evil shrimp
huh no its like a good thing tbh
evil shrimp
well normally i prefer open stuff but if there was ever a person to domesticate me it would be her
anon
>>780821
You'd be amazed how many couples could benefit from the addition of a twink
>>780828
garfield
>>780817
everything was better when i was a child!!!!!! always!! and that is objective fact
>>780827
anon
>>780828
Good, then surely you should understand a threeway should be on the table
evil shrimp
yeah it is but like WE cant fuck
>>780832
anon
>>780830
Hm? I see no reason why I can't get behind you while you're (redacted) her
evil shrimp
you know youre right i should probably be banned for how ive been speaking here
evil shrimp
#coal (USER WAS DEFENESTRATED FOR THIS POST)
garfield
shrimp out the window
garfield
a shrimp could probably survive falling like ten storeys
>>780840
Anonymous
dude
Anonymous
they gotta keep all pretty people from posting pics of themselves
>>780842
Anonymous
i see another pretty woman while scrolling thru twitter and i'm blowing my head smooth fucking off man
evil shrimp
CARL
Anonymous
ii'm serious
anon
I need to take more pictures to post
anon
I can take a pic of me with my fushigi and my cock hidden in its reflection
evil shrimp
i will never post a selfie on here
anon
Okay but shrimp, I don't think you understand, I have a fushigi
evil shrimp
idk what that means
anon
You have no choice but to fuck me now
evil shrimp
im sorry but youll have to consult my wife about this
anon
FUSHIGI.gif
Look, just tell her, she'll understand if she's a real one
anon
I even have THE original fushigi DVD
evil shrimp
orb
garfield
the art of picking up chicks wit da orb
anon
When the fushigi shows a reflection of my various dildos and buttplugs on my desk
>>780858
anon
I like that one of the fushigi tricks is literally "move your hand around while holding it normally"
>>780859
garfield
>>780856
every photo needs a little easter egg like that
garfield
>>780857
you're beginning to realise the Power of the Magic Ball
anon
I think I've learned the secret of the orb
anon
It's fucking stupid and if you know how to use a fushigi, you are probably going to be a virgin well into your 30's
garfield
and the student was enlightened
anon
I think the magic of the fushigi is that it could literally restore your girlfriend's hymen such that you never actually had sex with her
anon
It's a purity orb
garfield
restoring the social definition of virginity, very powerful
garfield
the fushigi understands our society, our norms... it is wiser than it appears....
anon
A basic level fushigi user is only capable of receiving handjobs, but as you get more skilled, eventually you can no longer even make contact
garfield
the power of the Orb corrupts all who dare learn its mysteries
anon
>>780869
*absorbs your evil with my fushigi*
shrimp
just shrimp now...
anon
*makes you bald with my fushigi*
anon
>>780874
the hair is still visible in the reflection, perfect
shrimp
>>780878
hes beating the greatest roguelike of them all, life
anon
>>780878
Uncovering the power of FUSHIGI
Anonymous
did i do the tgirl flirting thing alright? or am i supposed to bring up a jerma bit (minus STAR_) in this case
>>780884
anon
>>780883
Hey babe, why don't you stop by my place so I can show you some fushigi tricks while we eat flaming hot cheetos and drink root beer
Anonymous
i need her to bounce on it w/ her hood on while me and another 5 girls watch jerma is mad part 3.14
anon
I actuallly watched that last night lol
Anonymous
it's so fucking good
Anonymous
such a shame that star_ stopped playing tf2, but i really get it esp. these days
anon
okay but I need an answer, you want to come to my place so I can seduce you with my fushigi tricks?
Anonymous
maybe next week, sorry
anon
Come on babe, I'll let you eat flaming hot cheetos too
Anonymous
i hate that shit though
Anonymous
cheetos are caca from a butt
anon
I have root beer as well
Anonymous
hmmm
anon
Babe please, I want to show you the power of the orb
Anonymous
is it more powerful than the pisskey orb
anon
Yes, it literally makes people bald and shoots lightening
Anonymous
yeah but i don't wanna take any chances with my hair
Anonymous
i'm still going through the episode that my haircut a couple days ago cause
Anonymous
caused
anon
Don't worry, I won't use its terrible powers against you
Anonymous
i don't trust you
Anonymous
you're too pretty
anon
Babe, don't worry, I would never use the fushigi on you, that is, unless you were to do something I don't like
anon
You will be forced to watch my fushigi tricks because of the implication
anon
Babe please I want to show my fushigi tricks to a pretty girl please I need you to come to my place and drink root beer with me
anon
>watch a video essay with <10k views
>"okay, i really like this dude's voice"
>"damn, i really love his overall style"
>look up his social media profiles
>he's fucking hot
i can't believe i became fucking straight, send help
>>780912
Anonymous
why would you need help with that
>>780914
shrimp
.skip (video skipped)
anon
>>780909
Hey baby, want to see some fushigi tricks?
shrimp
i cant stop initially reading fushigi as fujoshi
>>780915
Anonymous
>>780914
just let it happen ig, who really cares
yngven
hi hello
yngven
:3
phomeo
MY BABIES ARE COMING TODAY YAYYYYY
Anonymous
Wowww
fentphone
woaw nice
labby
dr pebber
Anonymous
my vinyl should be coming in a couple days
Dakota
i got my medicade packet stuff today gonna fill it out when i'm not feeling sick
vuuv
.play cyclone pinegrove
Anonymous
1
nonners
new dnkuey
nonners
mfer is soldier tf2 moding in bf 6
nonners
what did you mean by that
nonners
i used to blow up tanks in bfbc2 by planting C4 on quad bikes it was so fun
nonners
also the recon class had a motion sensor in bc2 it was so fun, i was really good with it
nonners
i once got banned for cheating even tho i wasnt lol
nonners
my score was way too high tho (im just good)
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
they should ban warm weather i am sweating to death rn
nonners
dammin i just bought intel stocks!
Anonymous
can i invest in just the graphics division of intel
Anonymous
i really hope the ARC stuff survives, for the sake of the industry
nonners
no idea what that is
Anonymous
the intel gpu line, they're doing some good for the low end gpu market
nonners
just use the integrated ones
Dakota
i used a jump pack to get my car going and drove around for about 30-40 mins till it started pouring rain
Dakota
trying to get the battery to charge a lil so i can stop worrying about it
Dakota
its crazy we've had rain for almost 2 weeks with very little sun
nonners
rain is good
nonners
.play jerma prevents dmca
fentphone
hai randal
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Right on the clock, Fent
fentphone
im in a Chinese restaurant
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Working?
fentphone
no it’s me brothers birthday and I am having a birthday restaurant style meal at the Chinese restaurant
>>780965
labby
cant believe i clocked that amsterdammer for a classist in like 2 posts
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>780963
Awesomesauce
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
All I did today is get blood analysis
labby
my dipshit radar still has it
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
изображение.png
The flame prints look so goofy I'm sorry I keep forgetting to turn them off
Anyways, giraf
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Thought this was Russia from Hetalia
labby
100% accurate amsterdam yuppie detection
labby
vital skill if you live in the netherlands and are not an amsterdam yuppie
shrimp
YIPPEEE
shrimp
its so weird hearing the speaking before it because the yippee sounds fake
anon
money plz
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Noo little german boy
anon
shrimp 2 billion dollars plz
>>780985
labby
1
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Oh goodie, they're letting watch youtube again
labby
shimp can i have a doctor pepper please
>>780991
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I only have like 6 cents
anon
okay i’ll kill you then
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Whatf or? That won't give you more money
anon
it’s called a robbery
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Yeah but robbing me won't magically make me have more money
anon
yeah but th next person who fails to give me 2 billion will think twice before not doing it
shrimp
what if i cant think
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