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evil shrimp
isnt that the guy that
anon
He got in an argument with libpol's official twitter
evil shrimp
opworm tweeted
evil shrimp
yeahhh
evil shrimp
ok ok
evil shrimp
still no clue like WHO he is but i know that guy yeah
anon
eggs and bacon is good breakfast
evil shrimp
i prefer blue raspberry preworkout
anon
It's weird being on here so early
evil shrimp
lol
anon
Drew the type of guy to be like "It's okay to be white? Yeah, what about it guise?
>>780808
evil shrimp
twink
anon
evil shrimp
evil shrimp
ive got................ bad news.......................................
>>780809
Anonymous
>>780804
drew would post about loonie lefties being racist against white people then 8 hours later start complaining that people call him a right winger
evil shrimp
we................................ cant fuck..................................................................
>>780811
anon
why not?
evil shrimp
gf wants to be mono now
>>780822
evil shrimp
hehe
anon
what a shame, not even a threeway?
evil shrimp
well im sure thatll happen lol
>>780818
anon
>>780816
I love to bring happy couples closer together
evil shrimp
bringing them closer together by getting between them
>>780820
Anonymous
>>780813
i'm so sorry, i hope you find someone else though
evil shrimp
huh no its like a good thing tbh
evil shrimp
well normally i prefer open stuff but if there was ever a person to domesticate me it would be her
anon
>>780821
You'd be amazed how many couples could benefit from the addition of a twink
>>780828
garfield
>>780817
everything was better when i was a child!!!!!! always!! and that is objective fact
>>780827
anon
>>780828
Good, then surely you should understand a threeway should be on the table
evil shrimp
yeah it is but like WE cant fuck
>>780832
anon
>>780830
Hm? I see no reason why I can't get behind you while you're (redacted) her
evil shrimp
you know youre right i should probably be banned for how ive been speaking here
evil shrimp
#coal (USER WAS DEFENESTRATED FOR THIS POST)
garfield
shrimp out the window
garfield
a shrimp could probably survive falling like ten storeys
>>780840
Anonymous
dude
Anonymous
they gotta keep all pretty people from posting pics of themselves
>>780842
Anonymous
i see another pretty woman while scrolling thru twitter and i'm blowing my head smooth fucking off man
evil shrimp
CARL
Anonymous
ii'm serious
anon
I need to take more pictures to post
anon
I can take a pic of me with my fushigi and my cock hidden in its reflection
evil shrimp
i will never post a selfie on here
anon
Okay but shrimp, I don't think you understand, I have a fushigi
evil shrimp
idk what that means
anon
You have no choice but to fuck me now
evil shrimp
im sorry but youll have to consult my wife about this
anon
FUSHIGI.gif
Look, just tell her, she'll understand if she's a real one
anon
I even have THE original fushigi DVD
evil shrimp
orb
garfield
the art of picking up chicks wit da orb
anon
When the fushigi shows a reflection of my various dildos and buttplugs on my desk
>>780858
anon
I like that one of the fushigi tricks is literally "move your hand around while holding it normally"
>>780859
garfield
>>780856
every photo needs a little easter egg like that
garfield
>>780857
you're beginning to realise the Power of the Magic Ball
anon
I think I've learned the secret of the orb
anon
It's fucking stupid and if you know how to use a fushigi, you are probably going to be a virgin well into your 30's
garfield
and the student was enlightened
anon
I think the magic of the fushigi is that it could literally restore your girlfriend's hymen such that you never actually had sex with her
anon
It's a purity orb
garfield
restoring the social definition of virginity, very powerful
garfield
the fushigi understands our society, our norms... it is wiser than it appears....
anon
A basic level fushigi user is only capable of receiving handjobs, but as you get more skilled, eventually you can no longer even make contact
garfield
the power of the Orb corrupts all who dare learn its mysteries
anon
>>780869
*absorbs your evil with my fushigi*
shrimp
just shrimp now...
anon
*makes you bald with my fushigi*
anon
>>780874
the hair is still visible in the reflection, perfect
shrimp
>>780878
hes beating the greatest roguelike of them all, life
anon
>>780878
Uncovering the power of FUSHIGI
Anonymous
did i do the tgirl flirting thing alright? or am i supposed to bring up a jerma bit (minus STAR_) in this case
>>780884
anon
>>780883
Hey babe, why don't you stop by my place so I can show you some fushigi tricks while we eat flaming hot cheetos and drink root beer
Anonymous
i need her to bounce on it w/ her hood on while me and another 5 girls watch jerma is mad part 3.14
anon
I actuallly watched that last night lol
Anonymous
it's so fucking good
Anonymous
such a shame that star_ stopped playing tf2, but i really get it esp. these days
anon
okay but I need an answer, you want to come to my place so I can seduce you with my fushigi tricks?
Anonymous
maybe next week, sorry
anon
Come on babe, I'll let you eat flaming hot cheetos too
Anonymous
i hate that shit though
Anonymous
cheetos are caca from a butt
anon
I have root beer as well
Anonymous
hmmm
anon
Babe please, I want to show you the power of the orb
Anonymous
is it more powerful than the pisskey orb
anon
Yes, it literally makes people bald and shoots lightening
Anonymous
yeah but i don't wanna take any chances with my hair
Anonymous
i'm still going through the episode that my haircut a couple days ago cause
Anonymous
caused
anon
Don't worry, I won't use its terrible powers against you
Anonymous
i don't trust you
Anonymous
you're too pretty
anon
Babe, don't worry, I would never use the fushigi on you, that is, unless you were to do something I don't like
anon
You will be forced to watch my fushigi tricks because of the implication
anon
Babe please I want to show my fushigi tricks to a pretty girl please I need you to come to my place and drink root beer with me
anon
>watch a video essay with <10k views
>"okay, i really like this dude's voice"
>"damn, i really love his overall style"
>look up his social media profiles
>he's fucking hot
i can't believe i became fucking straight, send help
>>780912
Anonymous
why would you need help with that
>>780914
shrimp
.skip (video skipped)
anon
>>780909
Hey baby, want to see some fushigi tricks?
shrimp
i cant stop initially reading fushigi as fujoshi
>>780915
Anonymous
>>780914
just let it happen ig, who really cares
yngven
hi hello
yngven
:3
phomeo
MY BABIES ARE COMING TODAY YAYYYYY
Anonymous
Wowww
fentphone
woaw nice
labby
dr pebber
Anonymous
my vinyl should be coming in a couple days
Dakota
i got my medicade packet stuff today gonna fill it out when i'm not feeling sick
vuuv
.play cyclone pinegrove
Anonymous
1
nonners
new dnkuey
nonners
mfer is soldier tf2 moding in bf 6
nonners
what did you mean by that
nonners
i used to blow up tanks in bfbc2 by planting C4 on quad bikes it was so fun
nonners
also the recon class had a motion sensor in bc2 it was so fun, i was really good with it
nonners
i once got banned for cheating even tho i wasnt lol
nonners
my score was way too high tho (im just good)
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
they should ban warm weather i am sweating to death rn
nonners
dammin i just bought intel stocks!
Anonymous
can i invest in just the graphics division of intel
Anonymous
i really hope the ARC stuff survives, for the sake of the industry
nonners
no idea what that is
Anonymous
the intel gpu line, they're doing some good for the low end gpu market
nonners
just use the integrated ones
Dakota
i used a jump pack to get my car going and drove around for about 30-40 mins till it started pouring rain
Dakota
trying to get the battery to charge a lil so i can stop worrying about it
Dakota
its crazy we've had rain for almost 2 weeks with very little sun
nonners
.play jerma prevents dmca
fentphone
hai randal
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Right on the clock, Fent
fentphone
im in a Chinese restaurant
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Working?
fentphone
no it’s me brothers birthday and I am having a birthday restaurant style meal at the Chinese restaurant
>>780965
labby
cant believe i clocked that amsterdammer for a classist in like 2 posts
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>780963
Awesomesauce
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
All I did today is get blood analysis
labby
my dipshit radar still has it
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
изображение.png
The flame prints look so goofy I'm sorry I keep forgetting to turn them off
Anyways, giraf
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Thought this was Russia from Hetalia
labby
100% accurate amsterdam yuppie detection
labby
vital skill if you live in the netherlands and are not an amsterdam yuppie
shrimp
YIPPEEE
shrimp
its so weird hearing the speaking before it because the yippee sounds fake
anon
money plz
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Noo little german boy
anon
shrimp 2 billion dollars plz
>>780985
labby
1
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Oh goodie, they're letting watch youtube again
labby
shimp can i have a doctor pepper please
>>780991
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I only have like 6 cents
anon
okay i’ll kill you then
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Whatf or? That won't give you more money
anon
it’s called a robbery
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Yeah but robbing me won't magically make me have more money
anon
yeah but th next person who fails to give me 2 billion will think twice before not doing it
shrimp
what if i cant think
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
What if I can't
anon
you cant
shrimp
i cant
anon
yeah you can’t think
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
You're Kant
anon
no thoughts head empty
shrimp
yeah so heres no risk
shrimp
i dont have to give you money cause i wont think twince
anon
no but you have to plz
anon
it’s only 2 billion dollars shrimp that’s not that much
shrimp
let me think about it
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Hot and cold water
shrimp
ow
shrimp
ow
shrimp
ow
shrimp
ow
shrimp
ow
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Poison damaged?
anon
literally everyone has 2 billion dollars
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I'm not Bill Gates
>>781020
anon
>>781018
yeah bill gates is a broke
shrimp
i used to drink like a liter+ of dr p a day in highschool
>>781023
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play bill gates cake face
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>781021
Have you ever thought that maybe Dr. Pepper is a woman
shrimp
not really
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Me neither
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Ugghhhh my wrist hurts
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>781028
You can't just ask people why they're white omg
anon
i’m not a fed
anon
it’s a valid question if you weren’t racist why were you born white
>>781038
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Idk priviledges
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>libpol
>most users are white
Unbelievable
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Bill Gates gets pie'd
labby
bill gaytes
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
German "humor"
shrimp
germans arent even real
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Yeah well who invented Rammstein then
shrimp
richard kruspe
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
He's germeme
shrimp
thats what they tell you
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
East Germany was the only Germany
shrimp
nyet
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Da!
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I thought Actimel was a Russia only thing damn
shrimp
whats actimel
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Well uhh, liquid yogurt like drink. With vitamins and all
>>781058
Dakota
>>780956
my car gets pissy when i ts too humid outside
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Advertised as something to boost your immune system
shrimp
>>781055
ohh ya we got that sort of thing here
shrimp
probably a dif name
shrimp
ya yoghurt is good for your gut apparently
Dakota
i've been taking my antibiotics on an empty stomach
>>781063
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I drink these things a lot, blueberry flavor
>>781066
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>781061
I wash my pills with alcohol sometimes
fentphone
I am on the verge of tears
>>781068
labby
ah yeah i took the fermented yogurt drinks to prevent tummyaches when i had antibiotics
Dakota
its slowly rotting my guts
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I would kill myself
shrimp
id name my kid inion
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Shrimp, bist du ein Communist?
>>781082
SadChan🍉🍉
SRCHNNIMPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Sad, bist DU ein Communist?
>>781076
Dakota
i'm the type that would name mine summer or sunny
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>781076
Saying, are you a commie?
SadChan🍉🍉
idk
Dakota
i almost named myself summer
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Summer is a good name I think
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Ty ne ponyala, ya sprashivayu, ty kommunistka?
>>781091
Dakota
all thiis paperwork is daunting i need to get on it after i go to the store later
SadChan🍉🍉
I think that
SadChan🍉🍉
any system of government can work
SadChan🍉🍉
if various factors align
SadChan🍉🍉
to make the population work together for the benfit of the community
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>781091
I'm asking if you are a communist
shrimp
not really but im quite fond of a lot of aspects of marxism
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Cool
shrimp
im just not like ideologically tied to any like. broad set of values idk
Dakota
i was mad that someone on 4chan told me i should shower to get out of my depression it didnt help
>>781100
SadChan🍉🍉
>>781099
have u tried dirnking water
shrimp
ah yes, shower will surely fix all the mental health issues that build up over the life of being marginalized
straw bury
dakota ur pretty
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>tfw you shower but existeniantal crisis persists
Dakota
i drink flavored waters no sugar
Dakota
ty straw
Dakota
yes a shower will get me employed and fix my health asap
shrimp
the last time i took a shower some stranger gave me $5000 actually you never know what could happen!
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I wish showers were as good as people advertise them
shrimp
i wish they werent as wet
Dakota
i enjoy showering but when i'm sick and tired i can skip a day
Dakota
i need to wash my hair tonight
Dakota
i also wanna redo my nails from red to purple
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I keep showering but the flith never goes away
labby
i showered today bc im a poser
>>781117
Dakota
i showered last night i usually shower at night unless i have a job then i do it in the mornings
straw bury
AND a dyke
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Cockfarting
>>781120
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
NO
garfileld
be careful what you say out there
garfileld
>>781121
grindr still exists i'm sure....
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Auggaaaaahhh augaaaaahhhh
Dakota
i uninstalled because i had a scarewith some guys
straw bury
dont worry it doesnt say ur username in the bleet
garfileld
yeah grindr is bad and shit in general
Dakota
it was supposed to be one guy i show up and there are 4 and they didnt look welcoming
>>781133
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Grindr is just gay Tinder ofc it's not good
straw bury
i can say that i love big fat stinky hairy men with no consequences because it doesnt say my username in the bleet
>>781134
garfileld
>>781129
amazing that they thought you'd just be fine with that
grindr full of very fine specimens
Dakota
they didnt want sex they tried to get in my car
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
YOU FUCKER WHO DID THAT I JUMPSCARED
Dakota
i threw it in reverse and fucked right out of there
shrimp
GARFIELD
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
GARFIELLLLDDDDDD
garfileld
i am simply existing and yet i am accosted at all moments....
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
YOU ARE A BAD KITTY CAT GARFIELD
garfileld
i'm good actually
straw bury
im gonna play METAL none of that SISSY PUNK CRAP
>>781151
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Actually, we're all belonging to genus Homo so we're all homo
shrimp
GARRRRRRRRRFIELD
Dakota
i have no problems with being with multiple guys but these watned to do hurt not fun
>>781153
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
GarfieldEats
Dakota
i still cant eat real food :(
garfileld
>>781148
fucked up evil bullshit
labby
like being gay or a metalhead
>>781156
garfileld
>>781149
that cheese looks good tbh thank you sharmpam
straw bury
theres nothing gay about liking women if im a man
>>781160
Dakota
basically ifu ever go to a meetup and someone has a balaklava on its time to leave instantly
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Why is your text ourple
straw bury
3
straw bury
.play tomb mold they grow inside
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Exactly what I said
garfileld
>>781164
#reply translate simple english

nice try fed.
translate simple english
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Haha
garfileld
too sexy for reply
straw bury
labby do u fw tomb mold
>>781183
straw bury
oh wait i know something u might actually like
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play oh look a dandelion
labby
>>781164
#truke

this has been deboonked
straw bury
eats the powder that makes u say real

real
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Real
straw bury
>>781183
its whats playing rn
labby
i have watch off sowwy
Dakota
ugh ugh ugh i'm so sucky
straw bury
leave it to a p*nk r*cker to not be open to new experiences
>>781191
Dakota
i really want to talk to these guys liking me on these dating apps but i feel like trash compared tot hem
>>781195
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
You're a poonk?
>>781192
Dakota
so many of them are handsome and doing great its like what do i even have to offer?
labby
i like drinking beer and sowing
>>781197
straw bury
>>781189
real all the guys that have messaged me r like way the fuck outta my league lmao
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>781194
Medieval peasant cor

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