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Randalfag (´• ω •`)
What if I can't
anon
you cant
shrimp
i cant
anon
yeah you can’t think
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
You're Kant
anon
no thoughts head empty
shrimp
yeah so heres no risk
shrimp
i dont have to give you money cause i wont think twince
anon
no but you have to plz
anon
it’s only 2 billion dollars shrimp that’s not that much
shrimp
let me think about it
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Hot and cold water
shrimp
ow
shrimp
ow
shrimp
ow
shrimp
ow
shrimp
ow
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Poison damaged?
anon
literally everyone has 2 billion dollars
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I'm not Bill Gates
>>781020
anon
>>781018
yeah bill gates is a broke
shrimp
i used to drink like a liter+ of dr p a day in highschool
>>781023
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play bill gates cake face
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>781021
Have you ever thought that maybe Dr. Pepper is a woman
shrimp
not really
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Me neither
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Ugghhhh my wrist hurts
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>781028
You can't just ask people why they're white omg
anon
i’m not a fed
anon
it’s a valid question if you weren’t racist why were you born white
>>781038
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Idk priviledges
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>libpol
>most users are white
Unbelievable
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Bill Gates gets pie'd
labby
bill gaytes
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
German "humor"
shrimp
germans arent even real
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Yeah well who invented Rammstein then
shrimp
richard kruspe
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
He's germeme
shrimp
thats what they tell you
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
East Germany was the only Germany
shrimp
nyet
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Da!
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I thought Actimel was a Russia only thing damn
shrimp
whats actimel
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Well uhh, liquid yogurt like drink. With vitamins and all
>>781058
Dakota
>>780956
my car gets pissy when i ts too humid outside
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Advertised as something to boost your immune system
shrimp
>>781055
ohh ya we got that sort of thing here
shrimp
probably a dif name
shrimp
ya yoghurt is good for your gut apparently
Dakota
i've been taking my antibiotics on an empty stomach
>>781063
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I drink these things a lot, blueberry flavor
>>781066
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>781061
I wash my pills with alcohol sometimes
fentphone
I am on the verge of tears
>>781068
labby
ah yeah i took the fermented yogurt drinks to prevent tummyaches when i had antibiotics
Dakota
its slowly rotting my guts
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I would kill myself
shrimp
id name my kid inion
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Shrimp, bist du ein Communist?
>>781082
SadChan🍉🍉
SRCHNNIMPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Sad, bist DU ein Communist?
>>781076
Dakota
i'm the type that would name mine summer or sunny
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>781076
Saying, are you a commie?
SadChan🍉🍉
idk
Dakota
i almost named myself summer
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Summer is a good name I think
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Ty ne ponyala, ya sprashivayu, ty kommunistka?
>>781091
Dakota
all thiis paperwork is daunting i need to get on it after i go to the store later
SadChan🍉🍉
I think that
SadChan🍉🍉
any system of government can work
SadChan🍉🍉
if various factors align
SadChan🍉🍉
to make the population work together for the benfit of the community
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>781091
I'm asking if you are a communist
shrimp
not really but im quite fond of a lot of aspects of marxism
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Cool
shrimp
im just not like ideologically tied to any like. broad set of values idk
Dakota
i was mad that someone on 4chan told me i should shower to get out of my depression it didnt help
>>781100
SadChan🍉🍉
>>781099
have u tried dirnking water
shrimp
ah yes, shower will surely fix all the mental health issues that build up over the life of being marginalized
straw bury
dakota ur pretty
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>tfw you shower but existeniantal crisis persists
Dakota
i drink flavored waters no sugar
Dakota
ty straw
Dakota
yes a shower will get me employed and fix my health asap
shrimp
the last time i took a shower some stranger gave me $5000 actually you never know what could happen!
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I wish showers were as good as people advertise them
shrimp
i wish they werent as wet
Dakota
i enjoy showering but when i'm sick and tired i can skip a day
Dakota
i need to wash my hair tonight
Dakota
i also wanna redo my nails from red to purple
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I keep showering but the flith never goes away
labby
i showered today bc im a poser
>>781117
Dakota
i showered last night i usually shower at night unless i have a job then i do it in the mornings
straw bury
AND a dyke
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Cockfarting
>>781120
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
NO
garfileld
be careful what you say out there
garfileld
>>781121
grindr still exists i'm sure....
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Auggaaaaahhh augaaaaahhhh
Dakota
i uninstalled because i had a scarewith some guys
straw bury
dont worry it doesnt say ur username in the bleet
garfileld
yeah grindr is bad and shit in general
Dakota
it was supposed to be one guy i show up and there are 4 and they didnt look welcoming
>>781133
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Grindr is just gay Tinder ofc it's not good
straw bury
i can say that i love big fat stinky hairy men with no consequences because it doesnt say my username in the bleet
>>781134
garfileld
>>781129
amazing that they thought you'd just be fine with that
grindr full of very fine specimens
Dakota
they didnt want sex they tried to get in my car
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
YOU FUCKER WHO DID THAT I JUMPSCARED
Dakota
i threw it in reverse and fucked right out of there
shrimp
GARFIELD
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
GARFIELLLLDDDDDD
garfileld
i am simply existing and yet i am accosted at all moments....
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
YOU ARE A BAD KITTY CAT GARFIELD
garfileld
i'm good actually
straw bury
im gonna play METAL none of that SISSY PUNK CRAP
>>781151
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Actually, we're all belonging to genus Homo so we're all homo
shrimp
GARRRRRRRRRFIELD
Dakota
i have no problems with being with multiple guys but these watned to do hurt not fun
>>781153
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
GarfieldEats
Dakota
i still cant eat real food :(
garfileld
>>781148
fucked up evil bullshit
labby
like being gay or a metalhead
>>781156
garfileld
>>781149
that cheese looks good tbh thank you sharmpam
straw bury
theres nothing gay about liking women if im a man
>>781160
Dakota
basically ifu ever go to a meetup and someone has a balaklava on its time to leave instantly
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Why is your text ourple
straw bury
3
straw bury
.play tomb mold they grow inside
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Exactly what I said
garfileld
>>781164
#reply translate simple english

nice try fed.
translate simple english
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Haha
garfileld
too sexy for reply
straw bury
labby do u fw tomb mold
>>781183
straw bury
oh wait i know something u might actually like
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play oh look a dandelion
labby
>>781164
#truke

this has been deboonked
straw bury
eats the powder that makes u say real

real
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Real
straw bury
>>781183
its whats playing rn
labby
i have watch off sowwy
Dakota
ugh ugh ugh i'm so sucky
straw bury
leave it to a p*nk r*cker to not be open to new experiences
>>781191
Dakota
i really want to talk to these guys liking me on these dating apps but i feel like trash compared tot hem
>>781195
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
You're a poonk?
>>781192
Dakota
so many of them are handsome and doing great its like what do i even have to offer?
labby
i like drinking beer and sowing
>>781197
straw bury
>>781189
real all the guys that have messaged me r like way the fuck outta my league lmao
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
core
Dakota
i'd be a great wife but i just dont feel good enough
straw bury
wait labby actually listen to this this is good
labby
i cant rn im in public
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Personally I would love to kill a victorian child with some music
Dakota
was looking at this one guy hot arab dude has several airbnb places and a nie car i'm like oh i'm broke and unemployed
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>781204
Poonk :D
labby
.play moon over marin dead kennedys
straw bury
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Art rock is pretty gay
straw bury
fr tho labby listen to this later its like. crust punk. or whatever
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Fuck them frogs
Dakota
sometimes they are good at demonstrating my feelings
labby
okay i have watch on
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
AUEEEEEEGHHHHHH AUUU
straw bury
:D
straw bury
wow punk lyrics r so deep
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
FCUK THE POLICE
>>781228
Dakota
i'm gonna get to the point where i say fuck it and sweet talkat these guys
labby
this is just standard crust so its p good
>>781230
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Sex Pistols
straw bury
>>781227
well excuuuuuuse me i dont know enough about punk to pick something good
labby
no its good
labby
crust is good
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>sex pistols
>not one song about sex
>>781236
straw bury
:3
fentphone
i feel like a moody teenage who is embarrassed by their entire family rn
labby
if you have a sex pistols patch u suck
Dakota
k i'm super huffy now i'll be back later
straw bury
wait i need to go kill a spider
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Spiders are friends not enemies
labby
1
labby
.play crass punk is dead
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
The woman at the medical analysis center stabbed my hand too hard
labby
.play crass securicor
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I am in indescribable amount of pain
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I just wanna beat people with shovels
labby
.skip (video skipped)
labby
finally some real music
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
CORN
labby
securicor is some good shit
phomeo
hi randal hi labby!!
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Helloo
labby
hi romeo
phomeo
im so so so happy
phomeo
my plushies FINALLY got here
nonners
fuck this stupid site
nonners
why does it keep pasting
straw bury
.play to hieron
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Romeo
shrimp
phomeo
labby
.play crass sheep farming in the falklands original
phomeo
hi strawwwww hi shimp hi nonners
nonners
shit... happened again
straw bury
.play liliths demise ballbuster
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
They're not showing for me
shrimp
>>781251
waow cute what are they from
phomeo
project sekai ^^
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Oh well
labby
.play you've got big hands crass
labby
man one of crass' biggest bangers is the one where they also say the n word for no reason
>>781284
straw bury
.play tomb mold final struggle of the selves
shrimp
theyre so smol
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>781280
White
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>781285
Btw just wondering about my art request
labby
.play crass chairman of the bored
phomeo
OH MY GOD I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT THAT
>>781293
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>781290
Oh okay, no problem
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Just asking
labby
.play crass demoncrats
straw bury
.play rejectedreyna 1991begotten
labby
. play crass contaminational power
phomeo
>>781292
idk why they made her eyes purple when they're PINK in the show
>>781301
straw bury
.play snuffed on sight slippin
labby
.play crass contaminational power
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>781298
Anything's better than being in a jar
phomeo
true
straw bury
.play rev3rent last trace
phomeo
AHHH OMG MY BABIES ARE THE CUTEST THINGS EVER
phomeo
I can't get over them
phomeo
ill bring them everywhere i go
labby
oh man every time i put on my e gel i wanna start drinking again
>>781310
straw bury
every second i am not drinking i want to be drinking
labby
>>781307
it smells like alcohol man
phomeo
ill make a scrapbook for my babies
straw bury
15344.gif
THEY SPEAK IN SWAAAAAAARRRMMSSSS
::jiggy
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Oh ffs who's banging on the radiator again
>>781315
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
You must alsi be the person who tortures that poor dog every other day
>>781322
labby
2
straw bury
HA HA
labby
oh fuck off
romeo
lolmao
romeo
>>781316
no thats a different person i love animals
labby
.skip (video skipped)
labby
.play sweat life/death complex
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
THEN WHO WAS PHONE
straw bury
real slamchads vvon again
>>781328
romeo
my evil twin
labby
thats why it isnt age restricted
straw bury
for rlly muscular powerful babies
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Need to sign in my email hang on
nonners
not even close
labby
actually she's killing a guy in the video so this is pretty based
shrimp
someone should do that to me
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>781332
That's something you would see in Muse ARG
straw bury
:3
straw bury
this is the only slam metal band that has good cover art
nonners
hmm
straw bury
>>781341
#bleet (failed to create bluesky post: failed to upload image: bluesky only supports images smaller than 1 MB)
romeo
waow
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>781341
Oh wow that's a cute one
romeo
STRAW YOURE UNDERSTANDING NOW
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Smell
straw bury
:3
romeo
you know my ship name !!! the ship name for my babies !!!
romeo
yippiee!!!!!!!!!!!
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Pokemon pairing names are so funny like imagine telling someone not in fandom you enjoy huntershipping and see how they will react
labby
big hands big hands big hands big hands big hands
romeo
me when i see a guy with rather large appendages
straw bury
punk lyrics r so provocative and brave
straw bury
dawg i can barely hear the instruments ;-;
>>781363
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I've got one too now
straw bury
i need more hollow knight plushies for my grub to make friends with
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>781362
Yeah I randomly pictured a Randal plush on a Canadaball plush and I knew I have to get one before it's too late
labby
big hands is abt being incorporated into the dominant cultural hegemony if you bend to them too much
straw bury
final struggle of selves is about being a big moldy guy and killing urself
labby
.skip (voted to skip this video)
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Webkinz cat I poured milk on sucked the milk from and threw it against the wall
labby
its not available on my end
straw bury
;-;
straw bury
.skip (video skipped)
straw bury
awh man i liked that song
straw bury
image.png
ITS STILL THERE THANK FUCK
straw bury
this aint metal but its still silly
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I NEEED SBR ANIME AND I NEED IT NOW I CAN'T LIVE OFF BIG TIDDY JOHNNY FANART FOREVER
labby
straw im ngl this shit kinda sucks
>>781385
romeo
my beautiful son tsukasa and his ugly nerd boyfriend
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
This piece of shit website won't let me upload Teto Territory Ranfren parody I'm gonna shoot a politician
romeo
4
romeo
is that it
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
No not this one
straw bury
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I got my from tumblr
straw bury
u were fucking LAUGHING AT ME when dis was age restricted but not anal cunt and NOW WHAT HUH
romeo
i forgot about the existence of a.c.
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Look like somebody served their last cunt
labby
.skip (video skipped)
labby
cant have shit man

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