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tea
>>782004
twinkanon would u rather 5 dollar in pennies or 1 dollar in bill
>>782007
tea
how about 5 dollar in pounds
anon
5 dollars in pounds
tea
1.01 dollars in korean won
tea
vs 1 dollars in usd
anon
Probably the 1 dollar in USD
tea
1 dollars*
anon
Still the 1 dollar
tea
ah
tea
ty
tea
would you rather have 5 dollars in pounds (the weight) or 5 dollars in pounds (the currency)
>>782021
anon
I'm not sure I fully understan
>>782019
tea
>>782018
#refute

nice try fed.

(missing the actual text to refute, so this is the only valid response. come back when you have an argument worth dismantling.)
anon
Did refute bot really just refuse to answer that
tea
>>782017
#reply

depending on the exchange rate, but probably the currency. gold's heavy to carry.
tea
it would be 5 POUNDS
anon
No it would be 5 dollars in pounds
tea
also who said gold
tea
you would get 5 pounds of weight in the abstract
anon
This is just a complicated version of the 1 pound of feathers versus 1 pound of bricks argument except with dollars
tea
well kinda
tea
it would be like that except remove "feathers" and "bricks"
tea
and then we're on the same page
anon
interesting
tea
but bricks er heeevyur then fethers
anon
But it's both a kilogram
tea
good joke would be "whats heevyur, a pound uf brick er uh pound uf fethers" (limmy has such a funny accent but ill stop) and then of course it's using the uhh homonyms
anon
I'm not a homonym!!
tea
i know what you are
shrimp
straight carl
straw bury
>>782039
I KNEW U WERE WEARING A FUCKING WIG
anon
The power of the fushigi came at a steep price
anon
Babe why don't you come by my place so I can show you my fushigi skills
straw bury
you better back off before i get my boyfriend over here, creep!
Anonymous
who tf cares karkat
fentphone
karkat sexy
anon
The fushigi's power comes at a terrible price
tea
PUT ME DOWN PUT ME DOWN
tea
::flug
anon
You're going to stay in the sock
fentphone
asked the tranner at the bar if she was tank or dps
tea
"hey are you"
she was definitely expecting you to say single
fentphone
something I noticed is that I talk to trans women im interested in like im talking to a clone of myself
fentphone
just immediate stupid retarded internet jokes
Dakota
akay i'm done being an adult for the day
Dakota
i'll apply for jobs when they approve my unemployment
fentphone
JobSeeker
Dakota
tomorrow
Dakota
i gotta get my eyes checked if they get my medicade pushed through they are getting bad
Dakota
not sure if its hrt or just being old
anon
Martial Law in Washington DC
anon
Time to buy guns and stockpile ammo
shrimp
twink
anon
shrimp
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
hello gamers
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
i have made it to stratum 4 of etrian odyssey 2, yippee
fentphone
wahooooo
straw bury
awawawawawawawawawawawawawawawa
phomeo
i ate so much spaghetti
straw bury
type shit
phomeo
need me some gay boys to calm down
straw bury
where snake :(
straw bury
::yaoio
phomeo
RUIKASA!!!!
straw bury
did u know u can get banned if u post enough yaoi
>>782099
phomeo
>>782092
#tag (can only upload local images) ruikasa
phomeo
yaoiphobia smh
straw bury
:
phomeo
oh no the yaoi got to her
phomeo
bwuh
phomeo
omg yerma
straw bury
herma nine hate five
phomeo
I AM A MAN‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
straw bury
JERMA NO
phomeo
jerma is evil
straw bury
flattened
phomeo
get ruikasad bozo
straw bury
omg carl we should play helldivers
>>782126
straw bury
it nvm if u cant run straftat then helldivers aint gonna fly lmao
phomeo
im obsessed with these boys im sorry
straw bury
its ok i am obsessed with numerous ships from other shit
phomeo
is this what you netizens call "fujo-ing out"
anon
this broccolini gonna go hard
anon
I am sick
phomeo
oh gawd the way he stepped on his shoulder .........................
straw bury
>////<
phomeo
#needthat
anon
>>782141
Hey babe want to come to my place to watch me do fushigi tricks while we eating flaming hot cheetos and drink root beer
straw bury
buzz off, wierdo!!!
straw bury
my daddy owns the club hell kick your butt!!!!!!!!!!
>>782145
straw bury
>>782144
#edit this to make it evil and threatening and intimidating and masculine sounding
anon
I'll kill him
shrimp
woof
straw bury
wruff :3
anon
moo
anon
#say cows
anon
If I was a cow would you feed me alot of grass
shrimp
yeah
straw bury
my beautiful baby son
straw bury
i would kill for him
anon
strawgirl, if I was a cow would you feed me grass
straw bury
eat the grass urself u lazy bum its everywhere on the ground
straw bury
>>782158
GET OUT THERE AND GRAZE BOAH
anon
But I want you to feed me grass
anon
ur a rabid dog woof woof
fentphone
Ouuuuuu
anon
ok ur a cat
straw bury
miiaowww :3
fentphone
where are my sons Randal and Romeo
straw bury
:3
Dakota
its still raining i might go for a little walk
Dakota
i love getting the umbrella out on a summer day
anon
straw girl
shrimp
twink
anon
shrimp
anon
my moss baby has been crucified
anon
and I also got a delicate lady cigar
anon
It's long and skinny
anon
huh
anon
I am tall and skinny, maybe, but I'm not a giraffe!
anon
So I've heard
anon
>>782185
I'm still holding you to that threeway
shrimp
that'll probably happen
anon
>>782187
NO!
shrimp
im just really giddy
anon
I can tell, it's cute
anon
The giddiness is a very sexy look
>>782194
anon
It just makes me want to squeeze between the two of you even more
shrimp
i cant blame you
anon
If I'm ever in Canada, I'm taking both of you out to dinner and then we are banging
shrimp
that'd be very sweet
anon
No, you two would be very sweet and that would make me ridiculously horny
shrimp
pervert!!
anon
I just think happy couples are really cute
shrimp
they are ya
anon
Okay then you can't blame me for wanting to make them even happier
shrimp
i don't! i just cant encourage you too much or ill have to ban you for what you say
shrimp
and possibly myself
anon
That would be entrapment, you're the one saying all this stuff knowing how I'll react!
shrimp
thats why im trying not to encourage you
shrimp
its not easy because i love pushing peoples buttons and encouraging them
anon
I wouldn't have it any other way, I'd love for you to push my buttons
yngven
:3
anon
hello
yngven
helo twinkanon
anon
hello yngven
anon
How are you today?
anon
On this fine evening
straw bury
yngven :3
anon
straw girl, I am sick and you haven't kissed me once!
anon
Or offered to make me chicken noodle soup!
straw bury
i dont wanna catch ur cold
straw bury
i will feed u some chicken noodle soup but thats IT
anon
mmmm
anon
please I need more!
straw bury
dork.......
anon
I'm sick and you don't even want to wrap me up like a burrito
straw bury
good idea actually
anon
I am chilly and I need a cute girl to warm me up!
straw bury
then u would be too weak and restrained to sexually harass me
anon
I would still sexually harass you
anon
You already know that
straw bury
no chicken noodle soup for u then :(
anon
NO! I need it please I'll cry!
straw bury
be a good boy then
straw bury
NO sexual harassing
anon
okay :)
anon
anon
i want to eat seared flesh
anon
beef stroking off is pretty good yeah
anon
Damn actually I should have picked up stuff for it at the grocery that sounds so fucking good right now
shrimp
shrimp stroking off
anon
You should let me help you out with that
>>782245
anon
beef stroking off
anon
>>782245
Maybe both of us can help with that then
shrimp
we're on our honeymoon you're going to have to wait...
anon
Cute
anon
Missing my period key has made me into a scavenger, searching the internet for people that have good grammar.
anon
Such that I can copy it to my clipboard
💙💜💜💖!nIOh.loris
just saw a really pretty trans girl. she was so lovely wearing a really cute pink dress. i'm still stunned by her beauty
💙💜💜💖!nIOh.loris
but that also made me sad cuz i'm still boymoding 😭😭😭
such is the life of a boymoder
💙💜💜💖!nIOh.loris
i'm more like a manmoder tbh but oh well
💙💜💜💖!nIOh.loris
retarded categories made only to feed my brainworms
anon
Lori, if I took you to the mall, would you let me wrap my arm around you and show you off?
>>782260
anon
>>782263
Don't worry, I'll be careful, like we'll do it in the changing rooms while I make you try on cute little outfits
>>782275>>782267
anon
*dances*
0.3705% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>782265
>Don't
do not
>worry
woe ree
>I'll
i will
>be
b
>careful
cay are full
>like
l uh k
>we'll
we will
>do
duh oo
>it
e t
>in
e n
>the
–
>>782268
0.3706% laptopbooger!boymodewng
why did you halt me i thought you liked good grammar. Good grammar does not use contractions.
anon
>grammer
grammar
💙💜💜💖!nIOh.loris
>>782264
its relevant because we haven't had our honeymoon
anon
grahamcraackers
0.3707% laptopbooger!boymodewng
guys what are continents
labby
im thinking about that amsterdam dipass that was on earlier
labby
absolutely confounding individual
0.3708% laptopbooger!boymodewng
who???
labby
lemme find the post gimme a sec
anon
There's an anon that's on here semi-regularly that probably is like a bit mentally unwell to put it lightly
>>782286
0.3709% laptopbooger!boymodewng
what's mentally unwell
anon
Bloober, you know what I am referencing
0.3710% laptopbooger!boymodewng
oh sorry that i'm stupid i get that you hate me and want me dead. I was just asking a question
anon
>>782286
Well there are a couple that are, but like there's an anon that is like not a bad person but is like very distinctly like that
💙💜💜💖!nIOh.loris
>>782278
sure, would give u medicine, check ur temp, make some medicinal tea(i know a bunch of recipes that i've learned from my mother), and would make soup to help ur recovery
>>782293
labby
this one
labby
pivoted straight into "haha you're poor and also i hate poor people" the moment i called their city shit
>>782294
0.3711% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>782292
>i hate poor people
ok this one we can all agree with tho right
>>782302
0.3712% laptopbooger!boymodewng
#taxthepoor
>>782297
labby
.play dead kennedys kill the poor
anon
>>782295
I'm actually a middle class hater, I support a lower-upper alliance against the middle classoids
labby
.skip (video skipped)
0.3713% laptopbooger!boymodewng
This video is not available
labby
>>782294
it was such a confounding experience
anon
>>782298
Well, I'd rather you press your hands against me, but I understand not wanting to get sick, so you can just put a thermometer in me instead
>>782310
labby
okay lemme find an upload that works
labby
.skip (video skipped)
labby
didnt even really bother calling my city shit back
labby
just went "i fucking hate poor people" then left when a mod told them to stop being like that
anon
People can get sensitive about their cities and just sort of lash out to piss you off
>>782315>>782311
💙💜💜💖!nIOh.loris
>>782303
if things get worse i'll just get u to a medic
>>782314
0.3714% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>782309
twink but poor people make me uncomfortable, I cross the street when I see them
>>782324
0.3715% laptopbooger!boymodewng
(i make like 45k)
anon
purr
anon
>>782310
Oh, it's not that bad right now, I just need a cute girl to keep me warm
>>782325
labby
>>782309
yeah i do the same thing i just think its weird they pivoted straight into "i am deeply scared of social housing"
>>782318
0.3716% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>782316
based
anon
>>782315
There was a girl from NYC who, upon one time commenting a negative opinion on New York, she went on a long rant about the South being poor; it's just sort of getting sensitive and losing reason to lash out
>>782329
labby
amsterdam has so much social housing too
labby
but tbf if you have the money to own a house in the center of amsterdam i cannot expect them to functionally reason
>>782321>>782323
0.3717% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>782320
you're too poor too afford a house?
>>782341
0.3718% laptopbooger!boymodewng
time to die
0.3719% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>782320
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>>782328
💙💜💜💖!nIOh.loris
>>782314
awn
#kiss
labby
good news though
labby
i dont have to make my yearly amsterdam trip to confirm all my prejudices
labby
>>782318
yeah people from amsterdam do this constantly
labby
the other big western cities arent as bad but amsterdammers for some reason just cannot stand the idea that there is anyone alive outside the like 5 extremely gentrified neighbourhoods they live in
anon
I got in a pretty protracted argument about Jackson Square here one time, and also I think I got in a fairly tame argument with Bloober about New Orleans being a fishbowl, but I generally don't get into like hardcore arguments if I can avoid it
>>782338>>782337
labby
i like baiting amsterdammers bc its very easy but this one just turned comically evil instantly
💙💜💜💖!nIOh.loris
>>782328
ugh now i want to play l4d2
sadly my shitty pc is not working so good
labby
normally it takes a while before they're willing to call you a subhuman pauper to your face
💙💜💜💖!nIOh.loris
>>782335
#ksay pain
labby
>>782331
I've been in hours long arguments over my home city and my wife's city lmao
labby
the european mindset is that the guys from 40 kilometers over are coming over in the night to fuck your sheep
>>782344
0.3721% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>782341
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💙💜💜💖!nIOh.loris
especially young
labby
>>782340
this is why the frisoids and their fake province should be liquidated
labby
they keep coming into my province to fuck our sheep
0.3722% laptopbooger!boymodewng
can i hate amsterdam?
labby
everyone should
anon
>>782341
I could have a house, but I CHOOSE to rentoid out
0.3724% laptopbooger!boymodewng
i have no strong feelings about the netherlands
anon
And one of our sister cities
0.3725% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>782352
i hate new orelans if i had the choice, I would reroute the missisipi
>>782356
0.3726% laptopbooger!boymodewng
Nijmegen is my CITY
>>782360
0.3727% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>782356
i'm going to reroute the missispi to flood every city along the river
>>782365
0.3728% laptopbooger!boymodewng
i'm gonna rent out an execavator tomorrow and you guys will be FUCKED in 2-25 years
>>782369
labby
its full of beautiful transgender women
0.3729% laptopbooger!boymodewng
if i go to europe i will skip amsterdam and go to Nijmegen
>>782372
anon
need beautiful trans woman
anon
sorry intrusive thoughts
0.3730% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>782365
then stay there WHORE
anon
>>782361
That's going to take alot of time for one girll
0.3731% laptopbooger!boymodewng
all the time in the world twinkledinkleminklepinklehinklesinklewinklehunkledunkledoo
>>782371
0.3732% laptopbooger!boymodewng
#ksay twinkledinkleminklepinklehinklesinklewinklehunkledunkledoo
anon
Oh hey Tea is going to amsterdam like today lol
>>782382
0.3733% laptopbooger!boymodewng
you need to save her and stop her from going
💙💜💜💖!nIOh.loris
>>782371
first we need to fix ur health. no domming the girls until you've recovered
>>782377>>782378
anon
>>782376
I need someone that will be hands on to make me feel better
0.3735% laptopbooger!boymodewng
i'm playing the long game
labby
tell her to go to a better city instead
anon
freakin sex. cant get enough of it!
0.3736% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>782380
yeah. I am the DOMMEST DOM THAT EVER LIVED
>>782389
0.3737% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>782381
shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh don't worry ab out it
labby
>>782385
ill show up and give her a dr pepper
0.3738% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>782389
that's because you have brain damage
>>782401
anon
rude!
0.3739% laptopbooger!boymodewng
am i wrong?
anon
no...
anon
but its not nice regardless....
0.3740% laptopbooger!boymodewng
what if they forgot they had brain damage and I was simply reminding them of that fact so that they didn't hurt themselves
anon
not reading allat
💙💜💜💖!nIOh.loris
yeah
>>782399
labby
man theres this dipshit spider trying to build a web on my lamp
0.3741% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>782397
LROI I DIDN'T SEE THAT BUT I SAW WHO WAS QUOTED YOU CAN'T HIDE FROM ME SAY IT WITH UR C H E S T
anon
meow : )
anon
that's what I'm saying
0.3743% laptopbooger!boymodewng
that's what you're saying
anon
idk i kinda have brain damage
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
hello all
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