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shrimp
its not easy because i love pushing peoples buttons and encouraging them
anon
I wouldn't have it any other way, I'd love for you to push my buttons
yngven
:3
anon
hello
yngven
helo twinkanon
anon
hello yngven
anon
How are you today?
anon
On this fine evening
straw bury
yngven :3
anon
straw girl, I am sick and you haven't kissed me once!
anon
Or offered to make me chicken noodle soup!
straw bury
i dont wanna catch ur cold
straw bury
i will feed u some chicken noodle soup but thats IT
anon
mmmm
anon
please I need more!
straw bury
dork.......
anon
I'm sick and you don't even want to wrap me up like a burrito
straw bury
good idea actually
anon
I am chilly and I need a cute girl to warm me up!
straw bury
then u would be too weak and restrained to sexually harass me
anon
I would still sexually harass you
anon
You already know that
straw bury
no chicken noodle soup for u then :(
anon
NO! I need it please I'll cry!
straw bury
be a good boy then
straw bury
NO sexual harassing
anon
okay :)
anon
anon
i want to eat seared flesh
anon
beef stroking off is pretty good yeah
anon
Damn actually I should have picked up stuff for it at the grocery that sounds so fucking good right now
shrimp
shrimp stroking off
anon
You should let me help you out with that
>>782245
anon
beef stroking off
anon
>>782245
Maybe both of us can help with that then
shrimp
we're on our honeymoon you're going to have to wait...
anon
Cute
anon
Missing my period key has made me into a scavenger, searching the internet for people that have good grammar.
anon
Such that I can copy it to my clipboard
💙💜💜💖!nIOh.loris
just saw a really pretty trans girl. she was so lovely wearing a really cute pink dress. i'm still stunned by her beauty
💙💜💜💖!nIOh.loris
but that also made me sad cuz i'm still boymoding 😭😭😭
such is the life of a boymoder
💙💜💜💖!nIOh.loris
i'm more like a manmoder tbh but oh well
💙💜💜💖!nIOh.loris
retarded categories made only to feed my brainworms
anon
Lori, if I took you to the mall, would you let me wrap my arm around you and show you off?
>>782260
anon
>>782263
Don't worry, I'll be careful, like we'll do it in the changing rooms while I make you try on cute little outfits
>>782267>>782275
anon
*dances*
0.3705% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>782265
>Don't
do not
>worry
woe ree
>I'll
i will
>be
b
>careful
cay are full
>like
l uh k
>we'll
we will
>do
duh oo
>it
e t
>in
e n
>the
–
>>782268
0.3706% laptopbooger!boymodewng
why did you halt me i thought you liked good grammar. Good grammar does not use contractions.
anon
>grammer
grammar
💙💜💜💖!nIOh.loris
>>782264
its relevant because we haven't had our honeymoon
anon
grahamcraackers
0.3707% laptopbooger!boymodewng
guys what are continents
labby
im thinking about that amsterdam dipass that was on earlier
labby
absolutely confounding individual
0.3708% laptopbooger!boymodewng
who???
labby
lemme find the post gimme a sec
anon
There's an anon that's on here semi-regularly that probably is like a bit mentally unwell to put it lightly
>>782286
0.3709% laptopbooger!boymodewng
what's mentally unwell
anon
Bloober, you know what I am referencing
0.3710% laptopbooger!boymodewng
oh sorry that i'm stupid i get that you hate me and want me dead. I was just asking a question
anon
>>782286
Well there are a couple that are, but like there's an anon that is like not a bad person but is like very distinctly like that
💙💜💜💖!nIOh.loris
>>782278
sure, would give u medicine, check ur temp, make some medicinal tea(i know a bunch of recipes that i've learned from my mother), and would make soup to help ur recovery
>>782293
labby
this one
labby
pivoted straight into "haha you're poor and also i hate poor people" the moment i called their city shit
>>782294
0.3711% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>782292
>i hate poor people
ok this one we can all agree with tho right
>>782302
0.3712% laptopbooger!boymodewng
#taxthepoor
>>782297
labby
.play dead kennedys kill the poor
anon
>>782295
I'm actually a middle class hater, I support a lower-upper alliance against the middle classoids
labby
.skip (video skipped)
0.3713% laptopbooger!boymodewng
This video is not available
labby
>>782294
it was such a confounding experience
anon
>>782298
Well, I'd rather you press your hands against me, but I understand not wanting to get sick, so you can just put a thermometer in me instead
>>782310
labby
okay lemme find an upload that works
labby
.skip (video skipped)
labby
didnt even really bother calling my city shit back
labby
just went "i fucking hate poor people" then left when a mod told them to stop being like that
anon
People can get sensitive about their cities and just sort of lash out to piss you off
>>782315>>782311
💙💜💜💖!nIOh.loris
>>782303
if things get worse i'll just get u to a medic
>>782314
0.3714% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>782309
twink but poor people make me uncomfortable, I cross the street when I see them
>>782324
0.3715% laptopbooger!boymodewng
(i make like 45k)
anon
purr
anon
>>782310
Oh, it's not that bad right now, I just need a cute girl to keep me warm
>>782325
labby
>>782309
yeah i do the same thing i just think its weird they pivoted straight into "i am deeply scared of social housing"
>>782318
0.3716% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>782316
based
anon
>>782315
There was a girl from NYC who, upon one time commenting a negative opinion on New York, she went on a long rant about the South being poor; it's just sort of getting sensitive and losing reason to lash out
>>782329
labby
amsterdam has so much social housing too
labby
but tbf if you have the money to own a house in the center of amsterdam i cannot expect them to functionally reason
>>782321>>782323
0.3717% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>782320
you're too poor too afford a house?
>>782341
0.3718% laptopbooger!boymodewng
time to die
0.3719% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>782320
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>>782328
💙💜💜💖!nIOh.loris
>>782314
awn
#kiss
labby
good news though
labby
i dont have to make my yearly amsterdam trip to confirm all my prejudices
labby
>>782318
yeah people from amsterdam do this constantly
labby
the other big western cities arent as bad but amsterdammers for some reason just cannot stand the idea that there is anyone alive outside the like 5 extremely gentrified neighbourhoods they live in
anon
I got in a pretty protracted argument about Jackson Square here one time, and also I think I got in a fairly tame argument with Bloober about New Orleans being a fishbowl, but I generally don't get into like hardcore arguments if I can avoid it
>>782337>>782338
labby
i like baiting amsterdammers bc its very easy but this one just turned comically evil instantly
💙💜💜💖!nIOh.loris
>>782328
ugh now i want to play l4d2
sadly my shitty pc is not working so good
labby
normally it takes a while before they're willing to call you a subhuman pauper to your face
💙💜💜💖!nIOh.loris
>>782335
#ksay pain
labby
>>782331
I've been in hours long arguments over my home city and my wife's city lmao
labby
the european mindset is that the guys from 40 kilometers over are coming over in the night to fuck your sheep
>>782344
0.3721% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>782341
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💙💜💜💖!nIOh.loris
especially young
labby
>>782340
this is why the frisoids and their fake province should be liquidated
labby
they keep coming into my province to fuck our sheep
0.3722% laptopbooger!boymodewng
can i hate amsterdam?
labby
everyone should
anon
>>782341
I could have a house, but I CHOOSE to rentoid out
0.3724% laptopbooger!boymodewng
i have no strong feelings about the netherlands
anon
And one of our sister cities
0.3725% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>782352
i hate new orelans if i had the choice, I would reroute the missisipi
>>782356
0.3726% laptopbooger!boymodewng
Nijmegen is my CITY
>>782360
0.3727% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>782356
i'm going to reroute the missispi to flood every city along the river
>>782365
0.3728% laptopbooger!boymodewng
i'm gonna rent out an execavator tomorrow and you guys will be FUCKED in 2-25 years
>>782369
labby
its full of beautiful transgender women
0.3729% laptopbooger!boymodewng
if i go to europe i will skip amsterdam and go to Nijmegen
>>782372
anon
need beautiful trans woman
anon
sorry intrusive thoughts
0.3730% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>782365
then stay there WHORE
anon
>>782361
That's going to take alot of time for one girll
0.3731% laptopbooger!boymodewng
all the time in the world twinkledinkleminklepinklehinklesinklewinklehunkledunkledoo
>>782371
0.3732% laptopbooger!boymodewng
#ksay twinkledinkleminklepinklehinklesinklewinklehunkledunkledoo
anon
Oh hey Tea is going to amsterdam like today lol
>>782382
0.3733% laptopbooger!boymodewng
you need to save her and stop her from going
💙💜💜💖!nIOh.loris
>>782371
first we need to fix ur health. no domming the girls until you've recovered
>>782377>>782378
anon
>>782376
I need someone that will be hands on to make me feel better
0.3735% laptopbooger!boymodewng
i'm playing the long game
labby
tell her to go to a better city instead
anon
freakin sex. cant get enough of it!
0.3736% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>782380
yeah. I am the DOMMEST DOM THAT EVER LIVED
>>782389
0.3737% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>782381
shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh don't worry ab out it
labby
>>782385
ill show up and give her a dr pepper
0.3738% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>782389
that's because you have brain damage
>>782401
anon
rude!
0.3739% laptopbooger!boymodewng
am i wrong?
anon
no...
anon
but its not nice regardless....
0.3740% laptopbooger!boymodewng
what if they forgot they had brain damage and I was simply reminding them of that fact so that they didn't hurt themselves
anon
not reading allat
💙💜💜💖!nIOh.loris
yeah
>>782399
labby
man theres this dipshit spider trying to build a web on my lamp
0.3741% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>782397
LROI I DIDN'T SEE THAT BUT I SAW WHO WAS QUOTED YOU CAN'T HIDE FROM ME SAY IT WITH UR C H E S T
anon
meow : )
anon
that's what I'm saying
0.3743% laptopbooger!boymodewng
that's what you're saying
anon
idk i kinda have brain damage
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
new rosebot single is being uploaded
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
.play cowboy nudes
>>782422
💙💜💜💖!nIOh.loris
>>782415
I agree
💙💜💜💖!nIOh.loris
sadly there is ocean, forests, mountains between us..
>>782419>>782418
0.3745% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>782417
>oceans
nuh uh
0.3746% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>782417
>forests moutains between us
i literally played red dead redemption 2 and anything past mexico is just flat unrendered land lori. I'm confused by this
>>782420
💙💜💜💖!nIOh.loris
>>782419
lmao
0.3747% laptopbooger!boymodewng
heheh
💙💜💜💖!nIOh.loris
>>782414
does the nude cowboy keeps his boots?
anon
t
anon
glad I wasn't that guy
💙💜💜💖!nIOh.loris
.play free bird
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
a most frightful situation to find oneself in for sure
💙💜💜💖!nIOh.loris
>>782427
yeah it does feel like a simulation....i wonder what happens when we die.
does the program called consciousness get erased, is it transferred somewhere else or is it repurposed? or reused even like incarnation
anon
thinking about it makes my small head hurt
anon
well actually I have a big head
>>782435
anon
according to the simulatuon
💙💜💜💖!nIOh.loris
go on
anon
I dunno...... im too dumbbb
>>782435
anon
but i do think there is nothing after we die or get erased from the simulation or whatever..
>>782436
Dakota
such a comfy shower
Dakota
everything shaved so smooth hair washed and conditioned
Luca
I'm so happy, I got the OLED screen to work and play a basic animation, fucking finally
>>782447
anon
vore is based. dont @ me
anon
my life is so . gah
anon
indeed
anon
glad u understand anon
anon
no way
anon
my body cant take it
anon
don't explode!
anon
im like the opposite. im so fucked and drained
anon
>>782452
how? i cant run, feet are damaged. i already <euphemism here> like 4 times today. what... else is there?
anon
wish i could transfer the energy
anon
trade
anon
So I can't force you to exercise
💙💜💜💖!nIOh.loris
twink
0.3748% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>782463
are you a virgin
0.3749% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>782464
are you a virgin?
💙💜💜💖!nIOh.loris
weh
💙💜💜💖!nIOh.loris
what kind of question is that?
>>782470
Luca
>>782458
Well, since I am a good... student(?), I will do my exercises anyway
>>782476
0.3751% laptopbooger!boymodewng
because if you aren't then i have to kill you for SINNING
>>782474
anon
all sinners are destined for my bed
anon
>>782469
You better, got to get nice and strong
💙💜💜💖!nIOh.loris
holy and pure
💙💜💜💖!nIOh.loris
.play like a virgin
0.3752% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>782477
omg i knew it
0.3753% laptopbooger!boymodewng
that was a test and you failed OMG
>>782486
Luca
.play phil fearon and the galaxies wait until tonight
>>782489
anon
>>782485
This was a test and you failed bloober, you are under arrest
>>782491
💙💜💜💖!nIOh.loris
>>782484
omg i've heard this song in a vaporwave mix
>>782490
Luca
>>782489
I think Saint Pepsi sampled it
anon
>>782491
This was also a test to see if you could handle me if I was bratty, you got an 85, I expect better next time
Luca
>>782493
Whatcha feeling today? any particular artists or my choice?
>>782498
anon
>>782495
You call it, I just want something that I can smoke while listening to
Luca
.play Rupert Holmes answering machine
Luca
.play bread make it with you
shrimp
twink i can read that
anon
I'm aware
shrimp
>>782497
nooo im not studying anymore i started doing freelance work so im delaying college cause its stupid money
>>782515
Luca
.play ambrosia you're the only woman
anon
>>782504
This was a test and you failed, you flirted with me multiple times
Luca
.play donald fagen IGY
Luca
for the record JUST BECAUSE I played donald fagen doesn't mean any of the music he makes is YACHT ROCK
>>782512
anon
Ah very very nice
Luca
The Dan is a genre unto itself
anon
>>782509
Luca, if you were to ride on my yacht, would you play steely dan while we flirt in the v-berth
>>782514
anon
>>782514
interesting, yet you say Steely Dan isn't yacht rock
💙💜💜💖!nIOh.loris
>>782505
sweet
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
steely dick
0.3756% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>782514
>twink flag
>likes steely dan
i'm not even surprised
>>782520
0.3757% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>782520
>twink flag
>uses ellipses
how original...
>>782524
Luca
.play loggins and messina danny's song
>>782523
0.3758% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>782522
>twink flag
>uses the letter g
wow ur making it so not obvious
>>782524
0.3759% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>782524
what do you mean
0.3760% laptopbooger!boymodewng
i'm just pointing out connections
Luca
I am not Twinkanon
0.3761% laptopbooger!boymodewng
no that ur a twink idiot
Luca
well, fuck me, I guess, I am an idiot
>>782530
Luca
.play Al Stewart Year of the Cat
Luca
.play steely dan hey nineteen
0.3762% laptopbooger!boymodewng
play steely dan hey nineteen
Dakota
i had find my nice pants n stuff for possible job interviews
Dakota
in the process i put on a springtime dress lol
Luca
.play michael mcdonald I gotta try
💙💜💜💖!nIOh.loris
the selection of songs are quite groovy
0.3763% laptopbooger!boymodewng
indoubitibly
Luca
.play steely dan FM
Luca
>>782530
Are you satisfied with this music? Do you feel sufficiently boomerish
>>782542
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
goodnight all
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
tomorrow i must carry all my belongings on my back n ride to the train back to my horrible flatmates :(
anon
I prob gotta sleep soon too
rose!!UTCPvC12Ac
but! i will atleast get to see the girl i like so its all good
Luca
.play kenny loggins this is it
💙💜💜💖!nIOh.loris
>>782548
go eep twinky
finch
do you have gems in you
finch
is that what im seeing
Dakota
yes lol
finch
interesting
finch
i got sent home from work because of a really bad migraine and now i have to work 16 hours tomorrow to make up for it :)
finch
why are you bedazzled
Dakota
because i feltlike it
finch
thats awesome
Dakota
they are piercings
finch
i dont even have my ears pierced
Dakota
the ones on the chest get aggravated pretty easily i took a hot shower recently so they're still a lil red
Dakota
i have 3 in my left ear 5 in the right ear
Dakota
2 in my left eyebrow
finch
never get an mri
Dakota
they are all titanium
finch
dang we got girl terminator
Dakota
skynet is online
finch
i have no piercings whatsoever
Dakota
i'm at 20 atm it varies tho since i'm unemployed recently no more for now
finch
i owe too many people money and my car takes too much gas so i end up with no disposable income
Dakota
my 97 celica only fills up once every week and a half
finch
i drive like 20 miles to work and 20 back and my car's v6 gets 16mpg on 91 😭😭😭 so im pouring money into the gas tank of a 20 year old car that is falling apart
Dakota
ah when i was working last month it was 2 miles
Dakota
mine gets i think 21 city 30ish highway
finch
thats sick
finch
i drive an 06 infiniti g35x
Dakota
the battery is a lil iffy atm i gotta drive it every day now or it ges weak
labby
#ksay used car battery
Dakota
my mechanic accidentally ran it dead working on it so its not fully charging anymore i need a new battery
Dakota
wow still banned from 4chan for that pic i posted on /x/
Dakota
i thought it was over today but it seems they layered multiple bans on me
Dakota
i whine a lot too
finch
im actually a cisgender male i should not say such things
Dakota
i'm extremely trans
finch
i fw that
Dakota
i'm an ultra-lateshit so its w/e i'll try for ffs but so far people just gender me female irl i'm not super unhappy
anon
hi chat
anon
oh wait
finch
imho u dont rly need ffs to pass
tea
hi chat
Dakota
the things i'm concerned about is an orchi and srs then i worry about other stuff if i still care
Dakota
hi tea
tea
im going to a bar for the first time do you habe any recommendations
Dakota
i drink cheap store bought booze when i have money
Dakota
so no
tea
alright
tea
liquor stores are all closed at this time over here
tea
aside from wine stores lmao
anon
hi users of the board
anon
im back from my food journey
Dakota
i wanna lose weight but i dont wanna lose my butt or boobs
Dakota
i cant really eat good food atm because i had a horrible wisdom tooth cut out
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