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rosie
STRAW
rosie
STRAW
straw bury
hi rose
straw bury
*rosie
straw bury
lol
rosie
yes
rosie
ty
rosie
i am not the musician who is at roseorlando.bandcamp.com
Anonymous
>>784901
we have to kill vriska rosie
anon
Got my sandwich
sæкі
:D
sæкі
did u get my
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lol
anon
Yea :)
fentmom
where are my sons
straw bury
.play psycho frame blueprints for idol genocide
fentmom
listening to papa roach
fentmom
its 2005 again
anon
I put the chips on the sandwich
fentmom
crazy hamburgher
anon
iykyk
anon
I love this cat
labby
.play dead kennedys we've got a bigger problem now
anon
Smoking the Kuba Kuba
straw bury
aw labby u missed scalp
>>784937
straw bury
i guess i need to play the whole album over again
labby
>>784935
i got the last bit of guitar feedback
straw bury
im not feeding u again
anon
PLEASE
sæкі
I will
anon
I am hungry
anon
I'll start CRTING
labby
im giving u the opposite of medicene
>>784948
sæкі
can feed
sæкі
heh
anon
>>784945
They feed us their poisons to sell us their medicine while hiding the cure
labby
im playing ace attorney rn
straw bury
.play psycho frame the portal
labby
this shit does not go ngl
>>784953
straw bury
>>784951
this is cool as fuck actually
fentmom
>>784956
i think about prisons often
labby
i have this one friend who wont shut up about "women in prison movies"
fentmom
is it like a sex thing for them or something
labby
idk
labby
unclear
fentmom
my fixation with prison culture just stems from my closeness to it and the fact i think those pictures of vory v zakone guys are cool
fentmom
idk who could eroticise it, prison is awful lol
straw bury
cant wait for trump to toss me in a mens prison
>>784972
fentmom
you should probably like move to canada at some point
labby
i love this dk footage its so good
straw bury
yeah dont worry i would sooner bomb a government building than go to prison
fentmom
or go stealth idkl
labby
fuck it they make jazz now
fentmom
you ever worry like none of your friends ever try to specifically make you laugh
anon
>>784965
Come on straw, there are much more important things than Trump to worry about
fentmom
and that you're like a dancing clown or something for everyone
fentmom
or even worse like a drunk wine aunt
labby
my closest friends are all pseudo-intellectual transgenders doing bits
>>784980
labby
this is not an issue we do kind of a circular clown economy
fentmom
not many people i think try to make me laugh IRL except my one friend who just says the most heinous shit and all his neurotic thoughts and like childhood damage are so evident in his jokes
straw bury
.play psycho frame endless agonial devotion
labby
join the army or you will pay!!!!
labby
>>784975
our current extended bit is lying to this Yankee abt what our respective home regions are like
>>784982
fentmom
i think i deserve to have funny bits directed at me too
fentmom
>>784980
classic i liked to tell americans i was from liverpool or the cayman islands or something
labby
the yank lives in my wife's city, me, wife, and a good friend are all from elsewhere in the country originally
labby
i had this person fully believing that the municipality next to mine (degenerate sheep-fucking knife pullers obviously) gifts everyone a knife on their 13th birthday to patrol the streets
labby
and we kind of like
labby
rotate the bit around exaggerating by adding on abt out respective home regions
fentmom
sheep fucking knife pullers is a new one
>>784997
fentmom
gonna apply it to provincial shitholes in the uk i dont like
labby
im from a provincial shithole
labby
which affords me a sense of superiority over people from urban shitholes
straw bury
HOLY SHIT BUZZOVEN SHIRT SPOTTED
fentmom
i think i live in the worst urban shithole in the uk
fentmom
we topped like the rankings for violent crimes for a long time before north london and some places up north displaced us
rosie
i bet its so easy to be a european hating other regions
labby
>>784988
see its quite simple, the guys from the village 10 kilometers over are coming over to fuck your sheep
rosie
if youre an american and you say like "the southerners are uneducated swine" like youre a racist
>>785004
fentmom
trying to imagine how bad we must have been to displace parts of the uk that were until recently sites of low level sectarian conflict and all that entails
rosie
>>784995
remember when you said youd give me money
rosie
so true
labby
the class aspect is a coincidence when it comes to me and the guys from the province 40 kilometers over
>>785012
anon
>>785004
lmao I think we literally talked about this yesterday
rosie
i can hate a class up
rosie
west coast elites are swine
rosie
californians are philosophical zombies
>>785018
labby
>>785007
my beef with friesland stems from 1600
fentmom
friesland is a eu4 country
anon
California is just America's America
labby
its the god given right of all northerners to shit talk frisians
straw bury
>>785011
whats ur opinion on the greater seattle polycule
rosie
great question thank you
rosie
i think the white upperclass trannies have the god given right to manifest destiny the shithole known as seattle, however i hate them for being white and upper class
>>785024
labby
i fw the rust belt and appalachia
fentmom
>>785016
im like obsessed with the midwest despite only having been there once
>>785025
rosie
Im from the midwest and yearn to go back to my roots
labby
i have never been to yankland
labby
and i probably never will
fentmom
only went once to see an ex
rosie
if youre a tranny and move to seattle you are a gentrifier, move to philly or something and i can respect you
fentmom
it was the most alien place ive ever been to
fentmom
i felt places like the NL wer
rosie
NY transplants i also morally disagree with
straw bury
rosie move to seattle and help me rally the homeless crackheads in a holy war against the transbian polycule tribes
>>785039
rosie
if youre from the midwest already i think you can move to chicago, but if youre not a real rust head then you have to serve a tour in philly or cleveland or detroit first
labby
i think new york is spiritually similar to amsterdam
>>785038
labby
anyone who owns a house there is likely a soulless yuppie fuck
>>785038
labby
idk shit abt new york except my prejudices formed by speaking to americans online
rosie
if youre a puerto rican you can move to new york as just a basic right
rosie
IF YOURE UNDER 30 AND CAN AFFORD A HOUSE I WLL KILL YOU
labby
tbf if you're under 30 and can afford a house at all in the Netherlands you're liable to be a soulless yuppie fuck
>>785049
labby
>>785047
our housing market is so fucked man
fentmom
im supposed to be bulding some of the 500,000 new homes that herr starmer has ordered the construction of
>>785054>>785060
rosie
>>785048
Ill clear seattle of fags like saint patrick cleared ireland of catholics or snakes or some shit
straw bury
as it was written
sæкі
huh I didn't know that a dose that's actually able to be given for advil/ibuprofen can be 3200 mg a day across several doses
fentmom
>>785054
they're causing me actual mental damage rn
fentmom
the tory party terrorised me as a child and now the labour party terrorises me as an adult
>>785058
rosie
Ill just give cigarettes and a sandwich to any crackhead that enlist in my holy midwestern army
anon
>>785056
Nigel Farage will protect our white culture and our trans children
>>785062
sæкі
I'm glad to hear I can take more as long as I don't have my stomach being rekt
labby
>>785050
god bless you working to build trve brvtish homes for the Whit€ WorKKKing KKKlaSS
fentmom
trve volken hovels
rosie
I actually cant set foot in seattle because the white queers will assume im their threatening nonwhite ubereats driver and call their private malitia (the seattle pd) to put me down in the streets
>>785068
fentmom
im building houses for people to use facebook in
fentmom
and the facebook makes them want to kill me
fentmom
now someone whos like a social scientician tell me how thats right
rosie
so true
straw bury
>>785063
be gay do crime oowoo :3
labby
KKKeith SStarmer
fentmom
herr stormer
rosie
the true rustbelt holyland is toronto
fentmom
obergruhphenfuhrer keith starmer
>>785078
rosie
i want to live in toronto so bad
rosie
Toronto is the best american post industrial city around the great lakes
straw bury
god im fucking hungry but i soldier on
>>785082
rosie
okay youre using 27 in the past tense so youre clearly too old for me to conceptualize your existence
anon
Kieth "der sturmer" Starmer
rosie
as a 19 yr old trannies older than 24 are an existential threat
labby
Kier "waffen" SStarmer
anon
>>785084
The trans tax
rosie
invest in apples
rosie
low calorie and semi filling
rosie
you dont wanna fully ana out so your metabolism doesnt slow down for life
straw bury
ik i have been eating apples
>>785094
rosie
>>785093
forgot you were a true ED soldier like I
labby
the national socialist labour party
>>785101
straw bury
i dont have an ed
straw bury
im just a lil chubby for my liking
rosie
real
rosie
once im not chubby ill eat normally
fentmom
Nationale Arbeiterpartei
rosie
oh actually good news!
sæкі
got grim dawn about finished installing the crack of n might get to try playing in a couple
havent touched it in a looong time and only played the early/intro level(s) as my dad was very feep into like 300-1000 hrs in the game
>>785105
rosie
starbucks barista at a kroger
straw bury
i should pirate cyberpunk 2077
rosie
you should!! ive heard good things
rosie
i want to pirate funger termina but cant find a good place for it
>>785123>>785113
straw bury
aww but miro is cool :(
>>785112
sæкі
he played basically only diablo 3 and then started playing this and that was it
sæкі
yeh thats my position, too
rosie
i jus wanna play so bad i love funger 1
sæкі
i almost always buy CDkeys if im buying
straw bury
the only 2 reasons i wanna get cyberpunk 2077 is out of spite and because they got tomb mold on the ost
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awe
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u could make ur own character n then do photo exchange w meh
straw bury
lol sure
sæкі
bwa
sæкі
>>785109
wait so r u just looking for fear & hunger or the
rosie
2!!
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2?
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oki
labby
>>785101
i gotta pay for some important stuff soon but i can spot u like 15 bucks
rosie
wahhh dw about it! Im about to get some money from a clinical trial and i start my new job tmrw
labby
got my name changed and passports are more expensive than i thought
straw bury
i will never get my name changed because fuck the government
rosie
so truee
rosie
and like what am i gonna do? apply to a job with my tranny name while I look the way I do?
>>785135
straw bury
im basically already leading the revolution
rosie
i dont even pass as a tranny
rosie
like
rosie
i jus tlook like an odd autistic boy
>>785147
straw bury
i twink pass at least
rosie
kills self
labby
stop posting brainworms
rosie
where else am I gonna post brainworms!! 4chan?
straw bury
/tttt/
sæкі
do not
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:<
straw bury
.play mephistofeles drug addict
straw bury
rosie is cute
labby
rosie i clock you ez
rosie
thanks labby
rosie
i also think its an issue of being not white, like white people are too scared to not be racist and are faceblind to poc so they see me give off one masculine signal and assume masculinity
labby
i have a 100% accurate trandar it rules
straw bury
why r trannies racist??? i am genuinely so baffled by this
rosie
real question
labby
man the government is taking way too long to process my name change
rosie
the amount of trannies who ask if im safe from ICE
>>785166
labby
it should've been done last friday
rosie
like
rosie
im puerto rican
rosie
people also assume i wasnt born in this country a weird amount
rosie
im from cleveland ohio
rosie
like
straw bury
>>785158
meanwhile my dads boutta get deported but no one cares because hes white
>>785171
straw bury
(white mexican)
straw bury
:(
straw bury
.play dystopia population birth control
straw bury
labby do u fw dystopia
straw bury
>>785166
i feel like i should clarify im not saying like "oh nobody cares about white ppl" im saying nobody would guess that hes at risk of being deported
>>785172
evil shrimp
twink
anon
evil shrimp
evil shrimp
im evil again
anon
I know
evil shrimp
thanks
anon
no problem
evil shrimp
you too
Luca
>applying for jobs
>get email from some company I applied for a while ago
>you might be a good fit for this job!!! (yeah right)
>0-7 years experience
>>785187
Luca
0-7
straw bury
beep
anon
bleep
evil shrimp
3 more days
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wha
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for ?
evil shrimp
i get to see my wife
anon
>>785199
I'd rather give you experience doing something else
anon
>>785199
Also did you do your calisthenics?
Luca
was planning on doing it later tonight
>>785208
Anonymous
p-funk one of the coolest bands on earth man
straw bury
worst beat ever created
anon
straw girl
straw bury
carl
anon
Delete this or I unleash my fushigi on you
anon
FUSHIG2.png
Delete this or I unleash my fushigi on you
straw bury
naa naaa na booobooooo
straw bury
u cant catch me
anon
Babe want to stop by my place and watch me work this fushigi
straw bury
ew, as if, creep!
straw bury
get out of here before my girlfriend comes back, wierdo!
anon
Babe please, I'll let you hold the moss baby
straw bury
MY BOYFRIEND I MEANT MY BOYFRIEND
straw bury
i dont wanna hold ur baby, creepzaoid!
>>785226
anon
I am crucifying this moss baby
>>785229
anon
>>785229
Call the cops, I don't give a fuck
anon
>>785234
That's not my name either!!!
evil shrimp
I bet its something like Chandler
evil shrimp
is that a character named chandler
straw bury
metal gear solid: the phantom pain
evil shrimp
thats the best in the series
straw bury
idk the only other one i have played is 3 but i stopped cuz i dont have a controller
evil shrimp
ive played 4 when i was like idk 12 or smth so i basically have only played 5
evil shrimp
i wonder if you can emulate ps3
evil shrimp
i should play 4 again
straw bury
meow
evil shrimp
woof
evil shrimp
woof...
anon
moo
evil shrimp
cowl
straw bury
image.png
this man is a united states marine
evil shrimp
catmarine
straw bury
im doing a honeypot operation on him
straw bury
im gonna get close to him so when the revolution starts i can stab him
>>785264
evil shrimp
but what if the marines rebel against the state
straw bury
then he will be spared
evil shrimp
thats very merciful
anon
>>785265
I will stop talking about wanting to grope your ass in exchange
>>785267
anon
Think about it!
anon
I won't mention touching your ass
anon
And I get to (redacted) your marine boyfriend
straw bury
hes not my boyfriend lmao
anon
>>785274
babe I'll let you touch the fushigi
straw bury
um.... what the heck is a fushigi?
evil shrimp
dont touch his fushigi
straw bury
im just gonna get my boyfriend to drive us to another bar, this guy is creeping me out........ totally wierd vibes.................
>>785279
straw bury
um, excuse me????? ur a total wierdo!!!!!
straw bury
OH MY GOD BABE GET OVER HERE THIS GUY IS PULLING HIS BALLS OUT
>>785283
anon
>>785282
You ought to call for a coroner too, after what I'll do to him
straw bury
BABE HELP
straw bury
EEEEE GET AWAY FROM ME U PSYCHO!!!! UR TOTALLY CREEPING ME THE HECK OUT!!!!!!!!
Luca
>>785281
#edit this to reflect twinkanon's psychosis
straw bury
get potted retard
straw bury
this is what happens when an inexperienced psyker attempts to use a fushigi
>>785299
labby
they should invent tobacco that u dont develop tolerance to
labby
wdym i have to wait like 2 hours for a ciggie to properly hit
labby
*12 hours
straw bury
dawg i already feel no effect from them and i have been smoking for like a month
>>785309
anon
>>785308
I got something for you to smoke on

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