>>785171
wow really saying nobody cares about white ppl fr straw?

evil shrimp

I know

no problem

>applying for jobs
>get email from some company I applied for a while ago
>you might be a good fit for this job!!! (yeah right)
>0-7 years experience

0-7

might as well kill myself

>>785181
lie

>>785187
I wish I was

>>785188
No I mean you should lie

bleep

>>785189
i need 0-7 years of experience jacking off into a tissue

>>785194
sniffing me

>>785199
I'd rather give you experience doing something else

>>785199
Also did you do your calisthenics?

was planning on doing it later tonight

>>785206
Good boy

straw girl

Delete this or I unleash my fushigi on you

>>785218
The power of the fushigi,

Babe want to stop by my place and watch me work this fushigi

Babe please, I'll let you hold the moss baby

>>785225
Babe pllease

I am crucifying this moss baby

>>785228
evil shrimp

>>785229
Call the cops, I don't give a fuck

>>785232
THAT'S NOT MY NAME!!!

>>785234
That's not my name either!!!

>>785236
THAT'S NOT IT EITHER!!

moo

>>785260
You should let me fuck him

>>785265
I will stop talking about wanting to grope your ass in exchange

Think about it!

I won't mention touching your ass

And I get to (redacted) your marine boyfriend

>>785271
I got something for you to beat

>>785274
babe I'll let you touch the fushigi

>>785278
I cut your brake lines

>>785282
You ought to call for a coroner too, after what I'll do to him

>>785281
#edit this to reflect twinkanon's psychosis

>>785294
You should let me lick it better

>>785292
SILENCE FOOL

>>785300
That's not my name!!!

>>785308
I got something for you to smoke on

>>785314
My fushigi powers are UNMATCHED

>>785319
ashtray

This cigar has plume on it should I tell the store

>>785327
You are cute as hell tho

>>785327
like the gui framework?

saeki on her way to be the cutest person on the board

>>785288
If I saw you wearing this marvel sweater in public i'd probably bully you :^)

>>785335
Yeah, I don't think you would

>>785338
why's that, big man

>>785339
Probably because you'd be stuttering when I start relentlessly flirting with you

>>785343
#kiss

>>785342
strawgirl

.play coolest fushigi tricks

You need me to cuddle you!

mmm :(

straw girl, I am sick where is my hug!

I have spaghetti and meatballs to make

:3

>>785369
Nice edit

Is that what you are going to say when we make a sex tape

>>785388
I'd never!

>>785391
tasty :)

>>785394
interesting

>>785400
zomboid/

>>785404
what about me!

>>785406
::strata

>>785407
You asked me too

>>785413
Nuh uh

I drove you to the pharmacy and I pick up some medicine for you :)

>>785416
zombies aren't real, silly

>>785416
#throw

strawgirl

erm

babe please

>>785412
Were you the person who directed me to the BSP drivers for the STM? I finally got the fucking thing to work. Now i'm just crawling over the header files cuz I'm having a problem with the LED, but I at least know it works. I implemented Conway's game of life on the screen as a silly little test for it

>>785426
>>785427
so real

>>785429
Luca

>>785430
yes'm

oops I mean, sir

>>785432
hm?

>>785433
yes'm means yes ma'am, no?

>>785434
What's that supposed to mean, huh?

it was an honest mistake

If you're as tall as you say, I can't deny your manliness

>>785436
You're going to have to make this up to me

>>785437

Okay the Breaking Points podcast doesn't get shit on enough for being ran by a pair of literal retards

>>785439

>>785441

>>785440
wtf is breaking points

>>785443
populist slop

I hate populists so fucking much, I'm like Cicero but instead of being an outstanding orator I want to gouge out Curtis Yarvin's eyes on C-Span

Was Cicero the dude that wrote that book 'On Living and Dying Well' or whatever

>>785446
Yeah, he was also a big optimate, famous orator, and defender of the Roman Republic

optimate?

>>785448
The political groups were the optimares and populares (iirc), Cicero was an optimare

Yeah, I don't know much about Rome. Other than what little I read of Livy's early history of rome, which itself has a bunch of missing parts

Both groups had their issues, but essentially the optimates were the ones that wanted to preserve the strength of the senate and maintain the cursus honorum, while the populares wanted to use the powers of the consulship to create a quick end to many of the issues in the Republic

opinion on Antinous??

>>785452
Would

>>785453
Kek

>>785454
Are you implying you wouldn't?

>>785455
I mean, I always assumed he was a bottom. Hadrian, a man of such high position surely would not be receiving, that would be uncouth

>>785456
I mean it's hard to separate what were just political rumors and what was true, but I wouldn't put it past an emperor to bottom

>>785457
Elagabalus, was that his name? The one who was into phallus

>>785458
Yeah he supposedly went to work at a brothel for two weeks straight or whatever, it's hard to really know what is true, how true it is, and what is just the senate getting buttmad angry at the emperor, like with Tiberius who the Senate fucking despised and claimed would erm do things with literal babies

Ok you're marching on a long campaign through the Persian empire with Alexander, would you, Hephaestion

At risk of pissing off Alexander

>>785460
Wasn't he like a kid lol

>>785462
was he? oh JESUS

>>785463
I mean Alexander was pretty young too

forget I ever asked the question

idk he might have been an adult when he got promoted, but he was a teenager when he first signed on

As was normal at the time

Now that I think about it though, a fair number of people still enlist at 18 today

damn Scythians

I wish I knew more ancient history tbh

>>785470
Same. History is just awesome in general. I like learning.

>>785471
Oh wow, me too, we should fuck

I'm sad about what's going down there

Green Day is punk as hell

>>785488
I am

>>785494
Liberal