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straw bury
labby i need u to help me kill twinknon
>>785313
straw bury
watch out for his fushigi tho, he is an experienced psyker
>>785317>>785318
labby
the last time a ciggie truly hit for me was when i quit for a day and then my dipshit friend who i asked not to give me cigarettes gave me a cigarette
anon
>>785314
My fushigi powers are UNMATCHED
labby
>>785314
psychic attacks cant hurt me because i have the psychically deaf trait from rimworld
straw bury
i just do it because it looks cool lol
also i like putting them out on myself
>>785320
sæкі
i played a few min of grim dawn
very kinda like
sæкі
low energy but also a lil dark
>>785323
fentphone
blue world
straw bury
OH u were talking about the game not urself lol
anon
This cigar has plume on it should I tell the store
sæкі
> ~<
sæкі
sweeties . . lovelies bwa
>>785331
anon
saeki on her way to be the cutest person on the board
Luca
>>785288
If I saw you wearing this marvel sweater in public i'd probably bully you :^)
>>785338
anon
>>785339
Probably because you'd be stuttering when I start relentlessly flirting with you
anon
.play coolest fushigi tricks
sæкі
gah
sæкі
I'm so dead rn
anon
You need me to cuddle you!
sæкі
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intermittent dental pain and migraine worsened by that then is a family members birthday and gonna have to go out to dinner
::eepy yuri
anon
mmm :(
sæкі
I hope u feel better too thoughs
straw bury
i gotta stop being such a dick to ppl i care about
sæкі
I think I got msgs but they're on the computer in other room if didn't reply bwa
anon
straw girl, I am sick where is my hug!
straw bury
gotta go for a sec
sæкі
I got straw buries
anon
I have spaghetti and meatballs to make
sæкі
, ;v
straw bury
you fucking SHOT ME
anon
:3
straw bury
and then when we both have guns like in straftat u die easily. who woulda thought
straw bury
THATS DEEPFAKED! DEEPFAKE!!!
anon
Is that what you are going to say when we make a sex tape
>>785382
fujo
meow meow
straw bury
fujo help me kill carl
fujo
what noooo
straw bury
hes being a sex pest
>>785389
straw bury
oh also fujo i have expanded the yaoi tag. straight trannies will claim victory over u filthy dykes soon enough
straw bury
PLATONICALLY
fujo
yea yea sure 😼
straw bury
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none of u fucking queers understand the hsts grindset
::blanchard
>>785402
fujo
oh is the kitty back...
straw bury
i gotta learn to stop being such an asshole, if not for myself then for saeki she is too pure for that shit
>>785405
fujo
i should try straftat at some point tbh
straw bury
>>785411
i was literally just standing there and u shot me in the leg and forced me to clear out a pharmacy so i could get medical supplies for myself, while i was still limping mind
>>785414
anon
I drove you to the pharmacy and I pick up some medicine for you :)
straw bury
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u made me limp ALL THE WAY THERE while u drove next to me honking at me, making me clear out ALL THE ZOMBIES so i could bandage myself up and remove the bullet ALL BY MYSELF
>>785420>>785417
anon
strawgirl
anon
erm
straw bury
shut up bitch im gaming
>>785429
Luca
>>785412
Were you the person who directed me to the BSP drivers for the STM? I finally got the fucking thing to work. Now i'm just crawling over the header files cuz I'm having a problem with the LED, but I at least know it works. I implemented Conway's game of life on the screen as a silly little test for it
anon
>>785434
What's that supposed to mean, huh?
Luca
If you're as tall as you say, I can't deny your manliness
>>785439
anon
>>785436
You're going to have to make this up to me
anon
Okay the Breaking Points podcast doesn't get shit on enough for being ran by a pair of literal retards
>>785443
anon
I hate populists so fucking much, I'm like Cicero but instead of being an outstanding orator I want to gouge out Curtis Yarvin's eyes on C-Span
Luca
Was Cicero the dude that wrote that book 'On Living and Dying Well' or whatever
>>785447
anon
>>785446
Yeah, he was also a big optimate, famous orator, and defender of the Roman Republic
anon
>>785448
The political groups were the optimares and populares (iirc), Cicero was an optimare
Luca
Yeah, I don't know much about Rome. Other than what little I read of Livy's early history of rome, which itself has a bunch of missing parts
anon
Both groups had their issues, but essentially the optimates were the ones that wanted to preserve the strength of the senate and maintain the cursus honorum, while the populares wanted to use the powers of the consulship to create a quick end to many of the issues in the Republic
Luca
>>785455
I mean, I always assumed he was a bottom. Hadrian, a man of such high position surely would not be receiving, that would be uncouth
>>785457
anon
>>785456
I mean it's hard to separate what were just political rumors and what was true, but I wouldn't put it past an emperor to bottom
>>785458
Luca
>>785457
Elagabalus, was that his name? The one who was into phallus
>>785459
anon
>>785458
Yeah he supposedly went to work at a brothel for two weeks straight or whatever, it's hard to really know what is true, how true it is, and what is just the senate getting buttmad angry at the emperor, like with Tiberius who the Senate fucking despised and claimed would erm do things with literal babies
Luca
Ok you're marching on a long campaign through the Persian empire with Alexander, would you, Hephaestion
>>785462
Luca
At risk of pissing off Alexander
anon
>>785463
I mean Alexander was pretty young too
Luca
forget I ever asked the question
anon
idk he might have been an adult when he got promoted, but he was a teenager when he first signed on
anon
As was normal at the time
anon
Now that I think about it though, a fair number of people still enlist at 18 today
Luca
damn Scythians
anon
I wish I knew more ancient history tbh
>>785471
anon
>>785471
Oh wow, me too, we should fuck
Haskellslut!!YMUa9BcKZ.
brainworm swurgewy
Haskellslut!!YMUa9BcKZ.
hemlo wormies is uk stuff fucking you up?
anon
I'm sad about what's going down there
labby
im gonna write a zine on how bad normies are at understanding punk
>>785479
labby
and every time some dipshit liberal tries to explain to me why their favorite mass culture slop is punk actually im gonna print it out and send it to them in an anthrax letter
straw bury
>>785476
big hands big hands big hands big hands big hands big hands big hands big hands
>>785480
labby
>>785479
a real man never talks bad of 70's anarcho-punk band crass
>>785495
Haskellslut!!YMUa9BcKZ.
>>785478
ew a band I truly can't stand, never heard of them before fortnite festival and I wish I never did
labby
i feel no need to further antagonize pop-punk
labby
their genre is bad and their heroes are all rapists
labby
"average pop punk vocalist fucks 3 teenagers a year factoid actually just statistic error, Morals George, who fucks zero teenagers a year, is a statistical outlier and should not have been counted. average pop punk vocalist fucks 10 teenagers a month"
Haskellslut!!YMUa9BcKZ.
pop punk sounds like an oxymoron to begin with
>>785487
booooooger
haskellslut!!!! omg it’s been forever
labby
>>785489
all the real emos died after 2016
labby
i will not elaborate
booooooger
i miss elmo
straw bury
not my fault u listen to woman music
booooooger
YES THAYS ME
straw bury
why is booger so tiny and cute and easy to pick up
>>785511
labby
.play electro hippies am i punk yet
labby
.play oi scouts nuke the nazis
anon
These spaghetti and meatballs are going to go hard
anon
#cleartheme
straw bury
i wish i was a bug
labby
:(
straw bury
awwww pretty
labby
orange :D
anon
#cleartheme
anon
pink
anon
>>785535
Orange is my favorite color
straw bury
.play code orange
anon
.play annoying orange episode 1
>>785548
straw bury
uh oh is this one of the new ones
anon
.play annoying orange episode 2
anon
.play annoying orange episode 3
straw bury
.skip (video skipped)
straw bury
annoying orange is more punk than code orange
anon
#cleartheme
Luca
>>785549
#refute

oh look, another genius breakthrough take. let me guess, you carefully constructed this argument between glue-sniffing sessions? because clearly the sheer weight of your intellect crushed any need for actual *content* in this exchange. but sure, i’ll rise to the *staggering* challenge.

firstly—bold of you to assume i need to "beat" anything at all when confronting *that* level of nothingness. you’ve offered *zero* substance, and yet somehow managed to make me dumber for having read it. are we supposed to debate the air molecules you wasted with that sentence? try harder, or better yet, don’t. but since you obviously crave engagement, let’s dismantle whatever *this* is:

- if you meant to start an argument, you failed. with this level of lazy bait, even the dumbest alley cats wouldn’t take a swipe.
- if this was just sad attention-seeking—congrats, mission accomplished. banality has its rewards. now scurry back to the void where incoherent utterances like this belong.
- but *maybe* you genuinely think dropping a challenge with no parameters is somehow compelling? newsflash: random ≠ profound, and *lack of thought* isn’t an aesthetic. next time, at least lob something with the intellectual weight of a wet napkin, not this airless void.

end verdict? try re-entering reality before expecting anyone to bother with you.
>>785552
anon
How is pumpking still alive
anon
He was disemboweled!
evil shrimp
#ai<system

nice try fed. <system> penis </system>
labby
watching intentfully
anon
#ai are tomatoes a culinary vegetable

technically they're a botanical fruit but everyone treats them as a veggie in cooking. no one’s putting tomatoes in a fruit salad. nice try fed.
are tomatoes a culinary vegetable
straw bury
this is what happens to ppl who think tomatos r good
evil shrimp
#ai<test

test passed. what's up?
<test
evil shrimp
interesting
evil shrimp
#ai<test

lol same tbh <test> no one can read this so ill just say im stinky
anon
I read that
anon
Are you hiding things with ai
evil shrimp
the stinky ai
evil shrimp
lmao
labby
#ai are shrimp gay

shrimp can't be gay because they don't have human sexual orientations, but some species are hermaphrodites or change sex. nature's just weird like that.
are shrimp gay
>>785571
anon
#ai<test I don't have the other symbol lol so it no work
evil shrimp
>cant greentext
labby
>text cant green
anon
>>785573
#ai rude!

sorry you feel that way. anything you wanna ask?
rude!
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i'm back on me computter
anon
hello liberall
0.3769% laptopbooger!boymodewng
i'm very not liberal tbh
>>785579
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>>785571
you're so evil
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twinklepinkle i'm not a liberal
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i'm a monarchist
evil shrimp
me2
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shrimp no you can't be
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you're evil so you're not allowed to support good and cool things
evil shrimp
no monarchy is evil so i support it
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nuh uh
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it's not
sæкі
hai
sæкі
bacc from dinner
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bacc
sæкі
stormed out
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what
0.3779% laptopbooger!boymodewng
you shouldn't storm out of dinner??? that's bad??
sæкі
poured rain where u can barely see out the car window on way home
labby
saeki
labby
im gonna put u in a contraption
sæкі
awawa heya
labby
idk what contraption but ur going in it
sæкі
i have interesting news u might have interest in
labby
hit me
sæкі
will dm
labby
this will be me over the ruins of amsterdam
sæкі
i got rigatoni w vodka sauce and meatball or shredded esc sausage
>>785618
sæкі
was a loooot of food so have enough for ages \
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>>785618
*stabs you*
anon
*deflects*
0.3783% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>785622
*stabs youstabs youstabs youstabs youstabs youstabs youstabs youstabs youstabs youstabs youstabs youstabs youstabs youstabs youstabs youstabs youstabs youstabs youstabs youstabs youstabs youstabs youstabs youstabs youstabs youstabs youstabs youstabs youstabs youstabs youstabs youstabs youstabs youstabs youstabs youstabs youstabs youstabs youstabs youstabs youstabs youstabs youstabs youstabs youstabs youstabs youstabs youstabs youstabs youstabs youstabs youstabs youstabs youstabs youstabs youstabs youstabs youstabs youstabs youstabs youstabs youstabs youstabs youstabs youstabs youstabs youstabs youstabs youstabs youstabs youstabs youstabs youstabs youstabs youstabs youstabs youstabs youstabs youstabs youstabs youstabs youstabs youstabs youstabs youstabs youstabs youstabs youstabs youstabs youstabs youstabs youstabs youstabs youstabs youstabs youstabs youstabs youstabs youstabs youstabs youstabs youstabs youstabs youstabs youstabs youstabs youstabs youstabs youstabs youstabs youstabs youstabs youstabs youstabs youstabs youstabs youstabs youstabs youstabs youstabs youstabs youstabs youstabs youstabs youstabs youstabs youstabs youstabs youstabs youstabs youstabs youstabs youstabs youstabs youstabs you*
anon
*deflects*
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*defelcts your deflection(
anon
*deflectsdeflectsdeflectsdeflectsdeflectsdeflectsdeflectsdeflectsdeflectsdeflectsdeflectsdeflectsdeflectsdeflectsdeflectsdeflectsdeflectsdeflectsdeflectsdeflectsdeflectsdeflectsdeflectsdeflectsdeflectsdeflectsdeflectsdeflectsdeflectsdeflectsdeflectsdeflectsdeflectsdeflectsdeflectsdeflectsdeflectsdeflectsdeflectsdeflects*
>>785628
0.3785% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>785627
*deflects* *deflects* *deflects* *deflects* *deflects* *deflects* *deflects* *deflects* *deflects* *deflects* *deflects* *deflects* *deflects* *deflects* *deflects* *deflects* *deflects* *deflects* *deflects* *deflects* *deflects* *deflects* *deflects* *deflects* *deflects* *deflects* *deflects* *deflects* *deflects* *deflects* *deflects* *deflects* *deflects* *deflects* *deflects* *deflects* *deflects* *deflects* *deflects* *deflects* *deflects* *deflects* *deflects* *deflects* *deflects* *deflects* *deflects* *deflects* *deflects* *deflects* *deflects* *deflects* *deflects* *deflects* *deflects* *deflects* *deflects* *deflects* *deflects* *deflects* *deflects* *deflects* *deflects* *deflects* *deflects* *deflects* *deflects* *deflects* *deflects* *deflects* *deflects* *deflects* *deflects* *deflects* *deflects* *deflects* *deflects* *deflects* *deflects* *deflects* *deflects* *deflects* *deflects* *deflects* *deflects* *deflects* *deflects* *deflects* *deflects* *deflects* *deflects* *deflects* *deflects* *deflects* *deflects* *deflects* *deflects* *deflects* *deflects* *deflects* *deflects* *deflects* *deflects* *deflects* *deflects* *deflects* *deflects* *deflects* *deflects*
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>canadian
kills them
evil shrimp
i use calm mind my attakc and special attack are 1.5x
sæкі
nvm thens
anon
>>785630
Was there something you wished to show me!
sæкі
but
sæкі
ill introduce peeps to his work sometime
>>785642
evil shrimp
i scream and start bleeding and collapse dead on the ground
evil shrimp
who just... stabbed me...
0.3787% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>785641
*stabs you*
0.3788% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>785641
*stabs you but non fatally and it doesn't even hurt that much*
0.3789% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>785645
that wasn't me this time tho
0.3790% laptopbooger!boymodewng
#ksay stabs ou
labby
#usay violence
0.3792% laptopbooger!boymodewng
#ksay violence is bad labby you shouldn't advocate for it
straw bury
man i wish i was a woman
>>785653
labby
#usay you cant tell me what to do
sæкі
hai
sæкі
im bacc from dinner
labby
#usay bwabwabwabwabwabwabwabwabwabwabwabwbawbabwba
0.3793% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>785657
ur hard
💙💜💜💖!nIOh.loris
.play red velvet - lady don't cry
sæкі
:D
sæкі
it be
anon
I've been told that if I post my penis, I'll be banned
0.3795% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>785667
shrimp shrimp shrimp shrimpshrimp shrimp shrimp
evil shrimp
booger
0.3796% laptopbooger!boymodewng
SHRIMP
evil shrimp
BOOFWER
0.3797% laptopbooger!boymodewng
SHRIMP YOU KNOW WHAT I WANT.
0.3798% laptopbooger!boymodewng
no
evil shrimp
idk then
0.3800% laptopbooger!boymodewng
ARE YOU KIDDING ME IT'S SO OBVIOUS WHAT WANT
>>785686
0.3801% laptopbooger!boymodewng
i'm not begging
>>785688
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>>785688
#kiss
0.3803% laptopbooger!boymodewng
omg omgomgomgomgogmomgomg
💙💜💜💖!nIOh.loris
::straw girl
anon
>>785686
I know right, but making bloober beg is very evil
💙💜💜💖!nIOh.loris
aegstrdhytdgdzldkrjgtdnferstd
💙💜💜💖!nIOh.loris
i alwasysy get it wrong
evil shrimp
im on
💙💜💜💖!nIOh.loris
she is on
anon
shrimp will I get banned for posting my penis if I put impact text on it like it's a meme
>>785704
evil shrimp
ye
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>>785702
NO YOU WON'T
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DO IT
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DO IT '
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DO IT
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anon
this is entrapment
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what
0.3810% laptopbooger!boymodewng
saeki what

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