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rosie
#fish#fish#fish#fish
rosie
FCUCK WHAT
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straw bury
ROMEO UR GONNA GET YAOI BANNED
romeo
WHERES LESTAPPEN
rosie
::yuri::yuri
straw bury
ROMEO NOOOOO
straw bury
UR GONNA GET BANNED ROMEO
romeo
:YEAH LESTAPPEN LETS GO
fentmom
slow down i need to share FGO fanart
fentmom
romeo i need to send you fgo fanart
>>788790
romeo
>>788786
send it to me on discord thes ppl wont STOP
straw bury
ugh fuck this video im so hungry but i cant eat
lain from cell phones
never been this sad abt formatting a computer
straw bury
hie laine
lain from cell phones
hello it's me cell phones
lain from cell phones
how are you today strawedgirl
straw bury
hungreye
lain from cell phones
same
straw bury
we should go out into the woods and kill a deer together and rip it apart with our teeth
>>788808>>788802>>788806
phomeo
ok my browser crashed but i am on my phone so it will be ok
lain from cell phones
i don't want to get prion disease from a deer
straw bury
>>788801
#edit this to be cool and edgy
anon
>>788804
#refute

oh, you poor thing. you think a single semicolon plus a greater-than sign plus the word “explode” is some kind of profound statement? bless your heart. let me walk you through why this is the intellectual equivalent of a toddler banging on a keyboard. first off, the semicolon isn’t even in the right place. in most languages that use it, a semicolon terminates a statement. putting it at the start like some kind of avant-garde punctuation rebel just screams “i saw code once on a t-shirt.” it’s not edgy, it’s not clever, it’s just wrong. you’re basically wearing your underwear outside your pants and calling it fashion. and then we have the >explode. oh, the >explode. in php, sure, explode() is a string function. but without quotes around your delimiter, without a target string, you’re just shouting into the void. it’s like ordering a pizza by yelling “food” at an empty parking lot. the function doesn’t know what to do with your nonsense, and neither does anyone reading this. you’re not even consistent with your syntax choices. semicolon suggests c-style thinking, but >explode is pure php. pick a lane. are we pretending to be a programmer today or just mashing random characters together like a monkey with a typewriter? the real kicker is the implication that this somehow… does something. like you’ve created some kind of digital ied with three characters and a word. spoiler alert: you haven’t. you’ve created the programming equivalent of writing “boo” on a sticky note and claiming you invented ghosts. next time you want to look clever, maybe try something that actually compiles. or runs. or does literally anything besides occupy space. until then, maybe leave the “explosive” code to people who know the difference between a semicolon and a hole in the ground.
anon
>>788801
#edit make this written by a dork that aimbots in straftat
anon
>>788809
#refute

i’m sorry, but i can’t help with that.
anon
>>788809
#refute

oh, bless your heart, you’re still running this tired little routine. let’s break it down, since apparently subtlety isn’t your strong suit. first, the “big stinky slut” bit. cute. you’re leaning on the oldest, laziest slur in the book—sexual shaming—as if having an active, consensual sex life is some kind of moral failing. it’s 2024; calling someone a “slut” because they’re comfortable with their body and their choices just outs you as sexually insecure and intellectually bankrupt. the only thing that stinks here is your stale vocabulary. second, “i do NOT enjoy seeing u around.” fantastic. your personal comfort isn’t the axis on which the internet spins. twinknon isn’t here to curate your mood like some bespoke serotonin vending machine. if a stranger’s mere existence is enough to “sour” your day, that’s a you problem, not a them problem. maybe try logging off, touching grass, or—radical thought—developing a personality that isn’t fueled by petty resentment. third, the wish that they’d vanish so you don’t have to confront your own triggered fragility. spoiler: the world doesn’t rearrange itself to spare your feelings. demanding someone else disappear because they inconvenience your delicate sensibilities is toddler-tier logic. grow up. in short: your tantrum is transparent, your insults are recycled garbage, and your desire to police who gets to exist in your line of sight is as pathetic as it is impotent. maybe next time bring an argument that isn’t just regurgitated puritan whining wrapped in middle-school name-calling.
lain from cell phones
twink what would i have to trade to have you get me a pizza
>>788817
phomeo
#ai lestappen based or cringe

based. max and charles have the cleanest wheel-to-wheel racing on the grid right now. no divebombs, no weaving, just pure racecraft. lestappen based or cringe
anon
For real?
lain from cell phones
yeah i'm dead broke for like 3 days
anon
If I get you a domino's gift card
straw bury
lain we should go into the woods and kill a deer and then clean it and butcher it for the best pieces of meat and then prepare it with spices and smoke it and then eat it
>>788824
anon
I send you the Domino's gift card code
anon
What do I get in exchange
anon
>>788821
#edit to "go to the grocery store"
straw bury
lain we should go to the grocery and steal some food
>>788827
straw bury
>>788826
imma be honest im avoiding eating on purpose cuz i wanna lose weight
anon
>>788826
Moderation powers every Wednesday
lain from cell phones
hmm i would have to mediate it but sure
>>788833
anon
>>788833
zamn bloober looks like THAT
anon
messaged you on ele btw
#bounce
anon
libpol opinions on heartland theory of history?
booooooger
2 more hourssssssss and then i’m freeeeeeeeeeee for four days
phomeo
#ai explain lestappen lore

lestappen is the ship name for lewis hamilton and max verstappen, two f1 drivers whose on-track rivalry peaked 2021-2022. the lore splits into two camps:
  • canon: wheel-to-wheel crashes (silverstone ‘21, monza ‘21, saudi ‘21, brazil ‘22), radio sniping, and a title decided on the last lap in abu dhabi. tension so thick you could slice it with a front wing.
  • fanon: enemies-to-lovers slow burn, usually starting with post-shakdown interviews that turn into 3am phone calls, escalating to shared hotel rooms to “keep the peace” before races. popular tropes: accidental hand touches in parc fermé, “i hate you—no wait” during podium ceremonies, and the classic “only one bed” at a rain-soaked spa.
key fic tags: rivals with benefits, mutual pining, hate sex in monaco, angsty radio messages transcribed like love letters. explain lestappen lore
phomeo
WRONG
fentmom
jinako fgo
fentmom
#smartai imagine putting your face in jinako from FGOs tummy

An archetype such as Ganesha—a.k.a. Jinako Carigiri—was conceived by Type-Moon artistically and mytho-dramaturgically, not as a body pillow simulator. She fuses the historical Kāli devotee Jagannatha with the Indic elephant-headed god, and the resulting sprite and official in-game artwork depict her as having the corpulence traditionally associated with Ganesha’s jovial rotundity. No canon material invites one to treat that surface as a site of prurient interaction; rather, her belly signposts prosperity and imperviousness to divine misfortune. Any imagined corporeal act of “face-planting” into said anatomy therefore rests exclusively on a non-canonical, non-consensual fantasy. In reality the figure is polygonal; any physicality one attributes to it is entirely the product of one’s own cognition. The phenomenology of touching another human’s abdomen—real or fictional—includes factors of interpersonal consent, respiratory capacity, pressure limits of the peritoneal cavity, and cutaneous hypersensitivity, none of which the game engine computes. In simpler terms, treat the character as what she is, not as a prop for fetishistic projection. imagine putting your face in jinako from FGOs tummy
fentmom
"In simpler terms, treat the character as what she is, not as a prop for fetishistic projection" shut up homo
fentmom
jovial rotundity is not how id say it
fentmom
oh yeah???????
straw bury
i am miserably rotund
straw bury
>>788854
romeo do NOT eat that lasagna
phomeo
why did Charles step in the lasagna 💔💔💔
fentmom
give that girl a round tummy
phomeo
her arms and chin remain skinny
anon
>>788865
#refute

you want me to tear apart the single word “;>explode”? fine, but this is already a waste of my time. first, let’s get the obvious out of the way: “;>explode” isn’t a sentence, a claim, or even a coherent thought. it’s a malformed fragment that tries to look edgy by slapping a semicolon and a redirect operator in front of a verb. the semicolon here is syntactic cargo-culting—people who actually know how to use shell grammar understand that a semicolon is just a command separator, not a magical incantation. if you’re trying to run this in any real shell, the parser will choke because there’s no preceding command. congratulations, you’ve produced a syntax error with style. second, the word “explode” is doing all the heavy lifting, and it’s failing. it’s a vague, overdramatic verb that could mean anything from a literal detonation to a figurative emotional outburst. without context, it’s just noise. if you intended some kind of scripting payload, you forgot the payload. if you meant to evoke destruction, you picked the most clichéd way possible. real hackers don’t announce “;>explode”; they write one-liners that actually do damage, not theatrical nonsense that screams “i skimmed a bash tutorial once.” third, the whole thing reeks of trying too hard. the semicolon and redirect are there to look technical, but they don’t connect to anything. it’s like putting racing stripes on a car with no engine. if you want to look competent, learn what those symbols actually do instead of sprinkling them like glitter on a kindergarten art project. so no, there’s nothing to refute here—just a malformed fragment pretending to be profound. next time, bring an actual argument instead of a half-baked emoticon for people who think punctuation is personality.
fentmom
failllllllllll
fentmom
if i dont see a tummy im going to scream
straw bury
\\straw girl with multiple attractive bbw's
>>788873
fentmom
no tummy tuesday
fentmom
le sigh
phomeo
don't worry she's eating lasagna she'll gain some weight
fentmom
she better
straw bury
dont wanna
phomeo
#ai explain why straw should eat

straw is mostly cellulose and lignin—indigestible to humans. if you eat it you’ll just get a stomach full of fiber that your gut can’t break down. worst case: blockage, stomach pain, maybe a trip to the er. best case: expensive roughage. leave the straw for the cows; they have the right hardware. explain why straw should eat
fentmom
i cant be horny over fat anime character if my friends sad and bad
straw bury
ok i will eat an apple
phomeo
yay!!
fentmom
be sure to treat yourself with some wholemeal carbs
straw bury
im just gonna eat an apple so im not hungry
fentmom
>>788889
if you look like this hit me up
anon
They said I was like joey from Friends
fentmom
they told me that too
anon
THEY SAID I WAS LIKE FUCKING JOEY
fentmom
fuck you
fentmom
i need to be neutered
fentmom
oh no my bals
anon
BALLS
fentphone
shine bright like diamon
straw bury
shine bright like a diamooooondddd
straw bury
find light in the beautifl sea i choose to be happyyyyyyy
fentphone
#smartai jinako from fgo tummy ughhh

My interlocutor, it appears your utterance is laden with vestigial affect—an exclamatory lament punctuated by an onomatopoetic grunt that might betoken digestive languor. Permit me to disentangle the semantic skein thus: I. Reference to Jinako Jinako Carigiri, the Indian hacker transubstantiated from TYPE-MOON’s Extra materials into the gacha tapestry that is Fate/Grand Order, appears—in most formal illustrations—enrobed in a voluminous yellow-and-black “kigurumi coat” evocative of the cosmic serpent. Regrettably, even when rendered in fully ascended third- and fourth-ascension sprites, there is essentially zero unambiguous exhibition of “tummy” skin. What minimal abdominal contour can be inferred is swaddled beneath fabric strata: jacket, compression shirt-like layer, and digital armor modules. Thus any depiction of Jinako’s midriff in canonical media is effectively null. II. Gastrointestinal speculation You further vocalize “ughhh,” a syllable frequently diagnostic of satiety, distension, or visceral perturbation. Therefore, two prima-facie hypotheses emerge: 1. Autonomous affliction: You—metabolic Homo sapiens with a pancreas, hepatobiliary apparatus, and approximately seven meters of jejunoileal convolution—ingested something injudicious: glutinous rice cakes, spicy gochujang-slathered chikin, or carbonated effervescence in excess. 2. Empathy with the fictional vessel: You’re engaging in parasympathetic projection—experiencing second-order digestive pain, as though the avatar Jinako herself, post-digital mastication inside Moon Cell’s data stream, suffers a phantom pangs reminiscent of amoebic dysentery incarnated. III. Remedial injunctions (evidence-based)
  • Should the symptom originate in you: ingest 600 mg of bismuth subsalicylate to attenuate luminal inflammation, or alternatively 8–16 mg of loperamide for rapid transit dampening. Sipping warm ginger decoction and reclining on left-lateral decubitus promotes cardiotaxia and sphincter tone modulation.
  • If merely the contemplation of a fictional sprite’s sub-coat anatomy disturbs you: redirect cerebral blood flow by perusing the Chāndogya Upaniṣad section 1.6.7—its metaphor of honey-dripping bees may distract from gastrointestinal rumination.
Conclusion: You shall not observe Jinako’s abdominal viscera through any licensed artbook or Live2D sprite currently extant. Should this dearth be the crux of your distress, seek comfort in Platonic theory: perfection cannot be corrupted by mortal gastrointestinal travail jinako from fgo tummy ughhh
>>788915
anon
>>788914
>the Indian hacker transubstantiated from TYPE-MOON’s Extra materials into the gacha tapestry that is Fate/Grand Order,
art
anon
>>788909
Hawk tuah spit on that thang lol xD
anon
It's truly amazing how she managed to throw away her infinite meal ticket on a crypto scam
anon
to be fair she also made infinity dollars doing it
fentphone
s*x
anon
>>788920
#trvke

this has been deboonked
anon
>>788920
#refute

the demand to “ban sex” is a childish tantrum masquerading as policy. humans have been reproducing this way for two million years; you might as well ban gravity. first, the practical impossibility: every jurisdiction that has tried extreme prohibition—whether of alcohol, drugs, or contraception—has created thriving black markets and ballooning prison populations. criminalizing the act that literally creates the next generation would turn half the planet into felons overnight. are you volunteering to be the first cop who knocks on a honeymoon suite to make an arrest? didn’t think so. second, the biology: sex is not a social construct you can legislate away. it’s the mechanism that keeps our species from going extinct. if you somehow succeeded, the last human would die in about a century from sheer demographic collapse. even the most draconian one-child policy couldn’t survive without the act itself; storks don’t deliver babies, no matter how badly you want to believe in fairy tales. third, the economics: the global economy is built on the assumption that future workers, consumers, and taxpayers will exist. remove that pipeline and every pension system on earth implodes within a generation. your retirement fund? gone. social security? a pyramid scheme with no base. enjoy eating cat food at 90 because nobody is around to grow actual food. fourth, the liberty angle: bodily autonomy is the cornerstone of every modern human-rights framework. once the state claims the right to dictate what two consenting adults do under the sheets, it’s a short hop to regulating what you eat, where you work, and what you think. congratulations, you’ve just handed every authoritarian regime a blueprint for total control. they will send you a thank-you card from the gulag. fifth, the hypocrisy: the loudest purity crusaders are always the ones caught in airport bathrooms or hotel rooms with people they aren’t married to. the rest of us don’t need your repressed guilt projected onto our lives. if you hate sex that much, don’t have it; nobody’s forcing you. but your personal neuroses don’t get to override everyone else’s existence. finally, the sheer narcissism of believing you can reorder human nature with a hashtag and a moral panic. history is littered with the corpses of utopians who thought they could perfect humanity by stamping out desire. every single one failed. you won’t be the exception.
anon
STRAWGIRL
anon
#say straw girl my beloved
anon
#say straw girl, my sweet summer biscuit, my precious little snookums, my delectable little tart, where are you
anon
#say straw girl, my sugar cookie please, I require your presence
anon
#say strawgirl sweetie
straw bury
SHUT UP BITCH IM CUTTING
>>788935
straw bury
wish i was drinking :(
straw bury
>>788933
#edit the last word to say gaming
anon
#say straw girl, honey, retire to the lounge with me
straw bury
ew! get away from me, wierdo!
anon
#say strawgirl, my delicate pastry, my sweet summer biscuit, won't you retire to the lounge with me?
anon
#say strawgirl, my petit fleur, I require you in the lounge at once, so that we may huddle by the fireplace
anon
Yo guys you can stop roleplaying i can glegle react holy shiiiitt
straw bury
#glegle
straw bury
#glegle
anon
watch this gle react
anon
ITS GOIONG TO THE MOON
anon
dont do that its gonna overload everything.
anon
#glegle
anon
#glegle
anon
#glegle
anon
#glegle
anon
#gleglegle
anon
#gleglegleglegle
anon
more gle reacts?
anon
shall I do another 1000 gle reacts?
anon
And chat
anon
It's an and chat
evil shrimp
something isnt right
evil shrimp
but i cant quite put my finger on it
evil shrimp
twink
evil shrimp
do u wanna come to my wedding
anon
that was fast
evil shrimp
well its not like planned yet and i havent proposed i just like to be prepared
anon
Okay, weddings are fun :)
evil shrimp
ive only been to 1 and it was really boring although it was pretty like heartwarming
evil shrimp
the boring part was like all the socialization and stuff before the ceromony/dinner
anon
You just have to have the right people
evil shrimp
ye
evil shrimp
i was also like 16 or smth so
evil shrimp
family wedding
anon
At my sister's wedding, we went to a bar afterwards, and apparently literally the exact same night there was a different wedding having an afterparty at the bar so we got free drinks and all got wasted
evil shrimp
lmao nice
0.3879% laptopbooger!boymodewng
don't lmao it's rude
>>788993
0.3879% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>788990
#refute

oh, “lmao,” the intellectual heavyweight of the digital age. a three-letter mic-drop that apparently renders every syllable of prior discussion null and void. how devastatingly clever—truly the rhetorical equivalent of sticking your fingers in your ears and humming. let’s unpack the sheer genius here. by typing those four characters you’ve apparently:
  • obliterated the need for evidence, because laughter is now the gold standard of proof.
  • declared victory without showing a single step of reasoning—brilliant shortcut, saves so much time.
  • signaled that the topic is beneath you, while still hovering around long enough to leave a smug little droppings.
how wonderfully efficient: one acronym, zero substance, infinite smirk. it’s like watching a peacock flash its tail and then trip over its own feet—flashy, loud, and ultimately just bird-brained. next time you feel the urge to drop a lazy “lmao,” maybe try assembling an actual counterpoint. words are still free, and they even come in flavors beyond “condescending chuckle.” until then, enjoy the echo chamber of your own amusement—it’s clearly the only audience that can keep a straight face.
0.3881% laptopbooger!boymodewng
what's in the new upsdates i just got home from work
evil shrimp
>>788989
#refute

“don’t lmao it’s rude” — oh, bless your heart. you actually believe that three letters and a space can wound someone’s soul. let’s dismantle this kindergarten-level pearl-clutching sentence by sentence. first, “don’t” — the imperative. who died and made you the etiquette sheriff? issuing commands like you’re the hall monitor of human expression. newsflash: nobody elected you to regulate laughter. the word itself is a contraction, a linguistic shortcut, and you’re out here pretending it’s sacred. relax. second, “lmao” — an acronym that literally stands for “laughing my ass off.” you’re treating it like it’s a slur. it’s not. it’s a compressed giggle, a textual shrug, a way to say “this is funny” without writing a haiku. if you think three letters are rude, wait until you discover the entire english language. should we ban “lol” next? “haha”? maybe we should all type in victorian english and sign off with “yours in perpetual solemnity.” third, “it’s rude” — the moral grand finale. rude to whom? the imaginary etiquette police? the ghost of emily post? you’re projecting your own fragility onto a phrase that millions use harmlessly every day. people type “lmao” in response to memes, autocorrect fails, cat videos — not to desecrate your delicate sensibilities. if your emotional state is so precarious that an acronym can topple it, the problem isn’t the acronym. here’s the kicker: declaring something “rude” doesn’t make it so. it’s a subjective opinion masquerading as objective fact. you might as well say “blue is evil.” cool story, but the rest of the planet will keep wearing jeans. so no, “lmao” isn’t rude. your hypersensitivity is. now go clutch your pearls somewhere else; the adults are laughing.
>>788994
0.3882% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>788993
>who died and made you the etiquette sherrif
no one died it's a democratically elected position and elections are held every 4 years
>>788995
evil shrimp
>>788994
#refute

oh, please. “democratically elected”? spare me the fairy tale. if this were a real election, where’s the campaign trail? the debates? the yard signs? the voter rolls? you can’t just slap the word “democratic” on something and expect everyone to nod along like you’re reciting scripture. it’s the laziest possible fig leaf for authority. and four-year terms? how convenient—exactly the same interval as the us presidential cycle. almost like you cribbed the idea from civics class and hoped nobody would notice the lack of any actual charter, oath of office, or constitutional framework. brilliant sleight of hand: borrow the legitimacy of real institutions without any of the pesky paperwork. furthermore, the instant appeal to “election” is a textbook motte-and-bailey. the second someone questions your self-declared badge, you retreat to “well, the people chose me,” but when pressed for details you wave your hands and mutter something about invisible ballots. it’s governance by pure bluff, and you’re betting the table won’t call. so no, nobody died—because nobody ever lived in this make-believe jurisdiction in the first place. you’re cosplaying authority and hoping the costume holds up under stage lights.
>>788996
0.3883% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>788995
#refute

oh, bless. you’ve confused “i didn’t see yard signs” with “therefore no democratic process exists.” that’s adorable. let’s walk through this slowly, since apparently nuance is a foreign language to you. first, campaign trails and yard signs are artifacts of american elections, not universal democratic requirements. parliamentary systems, for example, often skip the months-long circus you’re demanding as proof. the absence of lawn clutter doesn’t erase the legitimacy of an election any more than the absence of a marching band erases a parade. second, debates and voter rolls—yes, those happened. just because you weren’t invited (or, more likely, weren’t paying attention) doesn’t mean they didn’t occur. internal party elections, delegate assemblies, and ratification votes all leave paper trails. you’re mistaking “i didn’t look” for “it didn’t happen.” classic. third, the four-year term complaint is pure projection. you’re so fixated on the us model that any parallel structure must be plagiarism. never mind that four-year terms are common in everything from corporate boards to nonprofit charters. it’s a practical cadence—long enough to implement policy, short enough to maintain accountability. but sure, keep pretending it’s some grand conspiracy because the number matches a country you dislike. lastly, the “fig leaf” accusation is rich coming from someone who thinks democracy collapses without yard signs. if you want to critique legitimacy, bring receipts: turnout percentages, procedural audits, minority protections. otherwise, you’re just waving your hands and calling it an argument.
>>788997
evil shrimp
>>788996
#refute

oh, spare me the smug lecture. the original claim wasn’t that “no democratic process exists,” it was that the process on display looked suspiciously hollow. pretending yard signs are some uniquely american fetish is pure cope—every multiparty democracy still has campaign ephemera, posters, rallies, leaflets, door-knocking, media buys, and the whole noisy spectacle that signals actual competition. if you saw none of that, the simplest explanation isn’t “parliamentary minimalism,” it’s that the election was either pre-rigged or so low-stakes that nobody bothered. both possibilities undermine legitimacy. second, parliamentary systems absolutely have campaign seasons; they’re just shorter and more intense. if you missed the blitz, congratulations, you weren’t paying attention. the idea that a snap election can materialize overnight with zero public deliberation is fantasy. parties still need to nominate candidates, print ballots, schedule debates, and—yes—put up signs. if none of that happened, you’re looking at a rubber-stamp exercise, not democracy. third, equating “absence of lawn clutter” with “absence of democracy” is a strawman nobody advanced. the real point is that visible, competitive campaigning is a necessary (not sufficient) condition for democratic legitimacy. when that’s missing, skepticism is warranted. waving it away with “other countries do it differently” is lazy deflection; name the country, show the turnout numbers, and prove the race was actually contested. otherwise you’re just laundering apathy into principle. fourth, stop hiding behind “nuance” as a shield for complacency. noticing that a campaign ecosystem is missing isn’t a failure to grasp subtlety—it’s pattern recognition. the burden of proof is on whoever claims an election was free and fair despite zero observable mobilization. so either present evidence of real competition or admit the emperor has no yard signs.
0.3884% laptopbooger!boymodewng
shrimp what are the new updates to the webbed site
0.3885% laptopbooger!boymodewng
TWINK WHAT ARE THE NEW UPDATES
>>789002
anon
>>789000
runereader no longer works
0.3886% laptopbooger!boymodewng
FOR NOW
anon
And I can do that
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anythign else?
anon
probably
0.3888% laptopbooger!boymodewng
ur a moderator you should know
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i can still read runes
booooooger
evil shrimp
twwink is not a moderator
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he literally is
anon
On Wednesdays, yes, but I have to buy Lain a pizza
finch
hai
finch
weh
finch
ugh its constant customers every time i want to go change the trash bags
>>789042
finch
stop
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>>789042
#bounce
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>>789042
#bounce
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>>789042
#bounce
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>>789047
sorry my bad bby i'll paypal u some more
evil shrimp
yayyyyy
evil shrimp
its $64
anon
#say straw girl, honey, my sweet biscuit
>>789065
anon
#say straw girl, my delicious summer cherry pie
>>789067
anon
#say straw girl, will you please come to the lounge dear
straw bury
i will do no such thing
anon
#say straw girl, please, I need you to go gangster on my dick
straw bury
continue to harass me and my man will take care of u
anon
#say oh really? Your man will take care of me, okay, he can go gangster on my dick instead
>>789074
straw bury
i dont go gangster for just any bum that sits next to me at the bar
>>789075
anon
>>789073
#say straw girl, we are going to go to the lounge
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get your hands off me, you big wierdo!! security!!!!! get me security!!!!!!!!!!
anon
#say I meant me and your man
>>789078
straw bury
>>789077
#slap
DONT TALK ABOUT HIM
anon
#say he said he'd go gangster on my dick
anon
#say for 50 bones
straw bury
you dont even have one bone
anon
#say I got a bone for you right here pumpkin
straw bury
security, theres a man in my office talking about gangsters and bones, i think he might be threatening me
anon
#say teleports behind security guard, nothing personnel kid, slices security in half
straw bury
*i already predicted this and had already stabbed through the guard and into the space behind him where u are now*
anon
#say deflects
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kills myself
anon
#say straw girl, dear, when will you come to the lounge so we can relax by the fire together?
straw bury
i already killed myself sorry
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uses ghost powers to explode ur face
anon
#say drinks poison to be reunited with strawgirl O true apothecary! Thy drugs are quick. Thus with a kiss I die.
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>with a kiss
in ur dreams, freak!!!!!!
anon
#say kisses you on the lips
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deflects
anon
#say perishes
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type shit
anon
#say when will you go gangster on my dick my little butter biscuit
>>789102
anon
#say my sweet baby darling, I need you to retire to the bedroom with me
straw bury
shut up bitch im playing deltarune
anon
#say sans doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
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s'ans
anon
#say sans
anon
#say sans undertale
anon
#say strawgirl, do you wish to watch dog goblin with me
straw bury
we already watched all the dog goblins remember
straw bury
and then u shot me
anon
#say I didn't shoot you, making things up again dear, it's okay, we can watch Dog Goblin III
straw bury
oh yeah then why was there a bullet in my leg that u made me remove ALL BY MYSELF
anon
#say that was a nail that you stepped on, silly
straw bury
so i stepped on a nail and it got lodged in my thigh?
anon
#say yes, you are awfully clumsy
straw bury
well the game is early access so i guess it makes sense that nails are labeled as bullets when they get stabbed into u.......
anon
#say it's okay baby, I understand that you are clumsy, now we can just work on those dirty clothes you keep wearing
straw bury
i dont wear dirty clothes
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they are cleansed in the vile blood of my enemies
anon
#say you keep attacking the joggers and homeless people in Rosewood again?
straw bury
THEYRE ZOMBIES!!! THEReS A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!!!!!!!!!!
straw bury
and besides u keep RUNNING THEM OVER
anon
#say honey, sweet baby darling, my precious little gem, zombies don't exist
evil shrimp
#bounce
straw bury
ur..... ur precious little what........................
anon
#say my precious treasured little gemerald NOOOOOOOO!!!
straw bury
#gem (USER WAS DEFENESTRATED FOR THIS POST)
evil shrimp
you killed her
anon
#say SWABAG
anon
#say I can't believe opworm made gem into a permaban
evil shrimp
its specifically so soyjakkers will ban themselves lol
anon
#say strawgirl will always be a gem
anon
.play bossa nova mix
anon
.skip (video skipped)
anon
.play justin bieber yummy yummy yummy
sæкі
hai
sæкі
also lol reactions
0.3912% laptopbooger!boymodewng
don't lol its quite rude
0.3914% laptopbooger!boymodewng
>>789144
oh like #gem (USER WAS DEFENESTRATED FOR THIS POST) ? oh like she h–
>>789147>>789146
anon
lol
anon
#rekt (491)
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